Sunday, February 27, 2022

Dexter (Season 1)

Dexter is a pretty important TV show in terms of pop culture, both for its well-recieved early seasons and infamously derided finale. We'll see how the finale goes, but for now, Dexter's first season is pretty damn great.

Dexter is a show about a serial killer who works in forensics, who has to hide his true nature and try to live a normal life without really feeling anything. This core premise demands something from the audience, it asks that they empathize with a serial killer. The show wants you to root for him, which starts off incredibly difficult as the pilot episode tries really damn hard to paint Dexter in the most unflattering light possible. However, as much as this ended up surprising me, I couldn't help but warm up to Dexter as the season goes on. Of course, there's the fact that he only kills people who deserve it, making him more like a viligante, but even that could alienate the audience. I think a big reason why Dexter is sympathetic is Michael C Hall's great performance which manages to embue the serial killer with just enough humanity and dorkiness to make him likable while still being menacing and scary when he needs to be. Another part is the fact that the show uses narration to let us hear what Dexter is thinking in any given scene, which unveils a lot of self-hatred and brief glimpses of humanity. But I think most effective of all is his relationship with Rita, which starts off feeling like an obligation but slowly feels more and more natural for the both of them. But of course, the show does still frequently remind you that he's a serial killer with a lust for blood, keeping his character into a nice balance of moral greyness.

As a whole, I think this season was a bit tough to get into a first. Putting aside the hurdle of empathizing with a serial killer, there's also the fact that Dexter felt fairly procedural initially. There was a bit of an overall story arc involving the Ice Cream Killer, who freezes his victims to drain them of blood and holds an odd fascination with Dexter. However, much of the first half of Season 1 felt like one of those crime procedurals where the main protagonist has a weird gimmick that makes him super good at crime (As much as I love Psych, that's a big example). However, around Episode 6, where Dexter got in danger of being outed as a serial killer, I started to get hooked. After the reveal of who the Ice Cream Killer is, I was even more hooked. While this season was a bit of a slow burn, the escalation of stakes, fantastic villain, and an ending that made for a great overall package. Even more, I ended up really liking a lot of the side characters, who all had subplots of their own that wrapped up in the finale. I was especially engrossed in Rita's story about dealing with her abusive ex-husband getting out of prison.

While most of the episodes were pretty good, the end of the season especially had some great highlights:

Shrink Wrap: This was a fantastic turning point for the series. I thought the main standalone storyline about Dexter going undercover at a psychiatrist's place was incredibly fascinating and entertaining, but of course, the highlight is the big reveal that Rudy was the Ice Cream Killer, which ends up making the last four episodes all the better.

Truth Be Told: Befitting a penultimate episode of a season, Truth Be Told had an absolutely terrifying cliffhanger, with Dexter finally realizing that Rudy is the Ice Cream Killer only for him to take Debra out on a boat and knock her out. The whole final ten minutes was tense and chaotic, fantastic set-up for the finale.

Born Free: This was a really satisfying season finale. The reveal that the Ice Cream Killer was Dexter's brother was very well-executed and made a lot of sense in hindsight, and Dexter sorrowfully killing his own brother was a very emotional scene. All of the subplots got some great progression, from simple resolutions like Pascal's first appearance and Batista leaving the hospital, to genuine hooks for Season 2 like Rita finding the shoe and Doakes continuing to stalk Dexter.

Overall, while it had its growing pains, once Season 1 of Dexter got going, it was immensely engrossing. The titular character is fascinating and incredibly well-acted, the antagonist is memorable, and the ending did a great job of tying the whole season together.

4/5 Stars

Episode Rankings: Friends

Friends is the first TV show I watched (or I guess you could say binged) from start to finish. It's a show I have a lot of love and nostalgia for. Sure, it hasn't all aged the best, but Friends is and will always be a comfort show for me, mostly because of the cast. If you wonder why the show has so many iconic lines, it's because of how well they're delivered, and the chemistry between the titular Friends is so good it feels like you're friends with them too, a feeling some of the best sitcoms just can't replicate. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

  1. The One Where Everyone Finds Out (S5.14) - Half an hour of nonstop hilarity, one of the funniest episodes of television ever
  2. The One With The Embryos (S4.12)
  3. The One With Ross's Wedding: Part 2 (S4.24) - In a soap opera, this cliffhanger would be fairly average. In a sitcom, it's absolutely genius.
  4. The Last One: Part 2 (S10.18)
  5. The One Where No One's Ready (S3.02) - The gold standard of bottle episodes.
  6. The One With The Prom Video (S2.14)
  7. The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks (S5.08)
  8. The One With Monica And Chandler's Wedding: Part 2 (S7.24)
  9. The One With The Jellyfish (S4.01)
  10. The One With The Videotape (S8.04)
  11. The One With Chandler In A Box (S4.08)
  12. The One With The Morning After (S3.16)
  13. The One With Unagi (S6.17)
  14. The One With All The Resolutions (S5.11)
  15. The One With Ross's Wedding: Part 1 (S4.23)
  16. The One Where Ross Got High (S6.09)
  17. The One Where Ross Finds Out (S2.07)
  18. The One Where Ross Can't Flirt (S5.19)
  19. The One With Monica And Chandler's Wedding: Part 1 (S7.23)
  20. The One With The Football (S3.09)
  21. The One With The Beach (S3.25)
  22. The One Where They All Turn Thirty (S7.14)
  23. The One With The Cop (S5.16)
  24. The Last One: Part 1 (S10.17)
  25. The One With The Rumor (S8.09)
  26. The One With The Blackout (S1.07)
  27. The One With Ross's New Girlfriend (S2.01)
  28. The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line (S4.07)
  29. The One With The Late Thanksgiving (S10.08)
  30. The One With The Blind Dates (S9.14)
  31. The One In Vegas: Part 2 (S5.24)
  32. The One With All The Poker (S1.18)
  33. The One With Ross's Sandwich (S5.09)
  34. The One Where Eddie Won't Go (S2.19)
  35. The One With All The Haste (S4.19)
  36. The One With George Stephanopoulos (S1.04) - This one didn't do much for me as a kid, but I rewatched it a year or two ago and it punched me in the gut. Hands down the most relatable episode in the series.
  37. The One With Massapequa (S8.18)
  38. The One With The Routine (S6.10)
  39. The One With All The Kissing (S5.02)
  40. The One With The Red Sweater (S8.02)
  41. The One Where They're Up All Night (S7.12)
  42. The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits (S10.05)
  43. The One With Rachel's Other Sister (S9.08)
  44. The One Where Paul's The Man (S6.22)
  45. The One With The Lottery (S9.18)
  46. The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss (S5.17)
  47. The One With The Stoned Guy (S1.15)
  48. The One With The Giant Poking Device (S3.08)
  49. The One With The Baby Shower (S8.20)
  50. The One With The Holiday Armadillo (S7.10)
  51. The One With The Proposal: Part 2 (S6.25)
  52. The One With Joey's New Girlfriend (S4.05)
  53. The One With Rachel's Going Away Party (S10.16)
  54. The One With The Two Parties (S2.22)
  55. The One Where Monica Sings (S9.13)
  56. The One Where Rachel Tells (S8.03)
  57. The One With The Lesbian Wedding (S2.11)
  58. The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance (S6.04)
  59. The One With All The Wedding Dresses (S4.20)
  60. The One With The Flashback (S3.06)
  61. The One With Phoebe's Uterus (S4.11)
  62. The One With The Mugging (S9.15)
  63. The One With The Dozen Lasagnas (S1.12)
  64. The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know... (S2.15)
  65. The One With Ross's Tan (S10.03)
  66. The One Where Emma Cries (S9.02)
  67. The One Where Ross Moves In (S5.07)
  68. The One With The Tea Leaves (S8.17)
  69. The One With The Fertility Test (S9.21)
  70. The One With The Birth (S1.23)
  71. The One Where The Stripper Cries (S10.11)
  72. The One With The Cheap Wedding Dresses (S7.17)
  73. The One In Vegas: Part 1 (S5.23)
  74. The One Without The Ski Trip (S3.17)
  75. The One With The Nap Partners (S7.06)
  76. The One With A Chick And A Duck (S3.21)
  77. The One With The Cuffs (S4.03)
  78. The One With The Baby On The Bus (S2.06)
  79. The One Where Estelle Dies (S10.15)
  80. The One Where Eddie Moves In (S2.17)
  81. The One With The Last Night (S6.06)
  82. The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey (S5.15)
  83. The One With The East German Laundry Detergent (S1.05)
  84. The One With All The Rugby (S4.15)
  85. The One With The Boob Job (S9.16)
  86. The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath (S8.13)
  87. The One That Could've Been: Part 1 (S6.15)
  88. The One With All The Cheesecakes (S7.11)
  89. The One With Joey's Big Break (S5.22)
  90. The One With The Two Parts: Part 2 (S1.17)
  91. The One Where Ross Says Rachel (S5.01)
  92. The One With The Screamer (S3.22)
  93. The One With The Race Car Bed (S3.07)
  94. The One With Joey's New Brain (S7.15)
  95. The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel (S6.02)
  96. The One After The Superbowl: Part 1 (S2.12)
  97. The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding (S2.24)
  98. The One Where Joey Dates Rachel (S8.12)
  99. The One With The Memorial Service (S9.17)
  100. The One With Monica's Thunder (S7.01)
  101. The One With The Birth Mother (S10.09)
  102. The One With The Proposal: Part 1 (S6.24)
  103. The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song (S9.07)
  104. The One With Chandler's Work Laugh (S5.12)
  105. The One With Rachel's New Dress (S4.18)
  106. The One Where Rosita Dies (S7.13)
  107. The One Where Joey Moves Out (S2.16)
  108. The One Hundredth (S5.03)
  109. The One Where Joey Tells Rachel (S8.16)
  110. The One Where Rachel Finds Out (S1.24)
  111. The One With The Ride Along (S5.20)
  112. The One Where Ross Is Fine (S10.02)
  113. The One With Rachel's Date (S8.05)
  114. The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy (S3.01)
  115. The One With The Thumb (S1.03)
  116. The One After Vegas (S6.01)
  117. The One With The Male Nanny (S9.06)
  118. The One With The Stripper (S8.08)
  119. The One With Princess Consuela (S10.14)
  120. The One Where Nana Dies Twice (S1.08)
  121. The One With The Ballroom Dancing (S4.04)
  122. The One Where Old Yeller Dies (S2.20)
  123. The One With The Ring (S6.23)
  124. The One With Ross's Thing (S3.23)
  125. The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie (S4.10)
  126. The One After I Do (S8.01)
  127. The One Where Heckles Dies (S2.03)
  128. The One With The Engagement Picture (S7.05)
  129. The One With The Kips (S5.05)
  130. The One With The Two Parts: Part 1 (S1.16)
  131. The One With The Truth About London (S7.16)
  132. The One With Ross's Denial (S6.03)
  133. The One With The Soap Opera Party (S8.20)
  134. The One With The Cooking Class (S8.21)
  135. The One With Ross And Rachel On A Break (S3.15)
  136. The One In Barbados: Part 1 (S8.23)
  137. The One With Ross's Teeth (S6.08)
  138. The One With The Dirty Girl (S4.06)
  139. The One With The Ball (S5.21)
  140. The One Where Rachel Quits (S3.10)
  141. The One After The Superbowl: Part 2 (S2.13)
  142. The One With Phoebe's Cookies (S7.03)
  143. The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (S6.14)
  144. The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner (S9.05)
  145. The One With Rachel's Crush (S4.13)
  146. The One With The Hypnosis Tape (S3.18)
  147. The One With Ross's Grant (S10.06)
  148. The One With Joey's Porsche (S6.05)
  149. The One With Phoebe's Rats (S9.12)
  150. The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate (S1.01)
  151. The One With The Ick Factor (S1.22)
  152. The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS (S5.04)
  153. The One With The Free Porn (S4.17)
  154. The One With Joey's Award (S7.18)
  155. The One With The Worst Best Man Ever (S4.22)
  156. The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies (S2.18)
  157. The One With The Boobies (S1.13)
  158. The One That Could've Been: Part 2 (S6.16)
  159. The One With The Jam (S3.03)
  160. The One With The List (S2.08)
  161. The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss (S10.01)
  162. The One Where Monica And Richard Are Just Friends (S3.13)
  163. The One Where Phoebe Runs (S6.07)
  164. The One With Russ (S2.10)
  165. The One With Frank Jr (S3.05)
  166. The One Where Rachel Is Late (S8.22)
  167. The One With The Dollhouse (S3.20)
  168. The One With The Bullies (S2.21)
  169. The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad (S6.21)
  170. The One With Joey's Dirty Day (S4.14)
  171. The One Where The Underdog Gets Away (S1.09)
  172. The One With The Inappropriate Sister (S5.10)
  173. The One With The Halloween Party (S8.06)
  174. The One With The Joke (S6.12)
  175. The One With The Secret Closet (S8.14)
  176. The One With The Breast Milk (S2.02)
  177. The One With The Yeti (S5.06)
  178. The One With Rachel's Assistant (S7.04)
  179. The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion (S3.23)
  180. The One With The Home Study (S10.07)
  181. The One With The Pediatrician (S9.03)
  182. The One With Monica's Boots (S8.10)
  183. The One With The Apothecary Table (S6.11)
  184. The One In Barbados: Part 2 (S9.24) - Believe it or not, I don't hate Joey and Rachel. My problem with this finale is actually the table tennis subplot.
  185. The One With The Fake Party (S4.16)
  186. The One With Phoebe's Husband (S2.04)
  187. The One With Fake Monica (S1.21)
  188. The One With The Cake (S10.04)
  189. The One With Ross And Monica's Cousin (S7.19)
  190. The One With All The Jealousy (S3.12)
  191. The One With Rachel's Dream (S9.19)
  192. The One With All The Candy (S7.09)
  193. The One With The Cat (S4.02)
  194. The One With The Sonogram At The End (S1.02)
  195. The One Where Chandler Gets Caught (S10.10)
  196. The One Where Ross Dates A Student (S6.18)
  197. The One With The Tiny T-Shirt (S3.19)
  198. The One With Rachel's Book (S7.02)
  199. The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel (S3.04)
  200. The One With The Stain (S8.07)
  201. The One With The Candy Hearts (S1.14)
  202. The One With The Birthing Video (S8.15)
  203. The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs (S7.08)
  204. The One With Rachel's Sister (S6.13)
  205. The One With The Butt (S1.06)
  206. The One With The Evil Orthodontist (S1.20)
  207. The One With Joey's Fridge (S6.19)
  208. The One With Phoebe's Wedding (S10.12) - I really wish I liked this one more than I did, but everyone's just so annoying in it!
  209. The One With Ross's Library Book (S7.07)
  210. The One With Mrs Bing (S1.11)
  211. The One Where No One Proposes (S9.01)
  212. The One With Joey's Bag (S5.13)
  213. The One With Rachel's Big Kiss (S7.20) - This was exploitative, entirely driven by a desperate attempt to get views the show didn't even need.
  214. The One With Phoebe's Dad (S2.09)
  215. The One Where Rachel Smokes (S5.18)
  216. The One With Rachel's Phone Number (S9.09)
  217. The One With Chandler's Dad (S7.22) - This one hasn't aged well.
  218. The One With Ross's Step Forward (S8.11)
  219. The One Where Joey Speaks French (S10.13)
  220. The One Where Rachel Has A Baby: Part 1 (S8.23)
  221. The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work (S9.11)
  222. The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister (S3.11)
  223. The One With The Monkey (S1.10)
  224. The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E. (S6.20)
  225. The One Where The Monkey Gets Away (S1.19)
  226. The One With The Chicken Pox (S2.23)
  227. The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner (S3.14)
  228. The One With Two Steaks And An Eggplant (S2.05)
  229. The One With The Donor (S9.22)
  230. The One With Joey's Interview (S8.19)
  231. The One With The Vows (S7.21)
  232. The One Where They're Going To Party! (S4.09) - Most depressing episode ever.
  233. The One Where Rachel Has A Baby: Part 2 (S8.24) - I'm still, and always will be, mad about this episode.
  234. The One With The Sharks (S9.04) - Who the hell thought this episode was okay?
  235. The One With The Invitation (S4.21) - One of the worst clip show episodes simply for introducing the trend of giving seasons clip show episodes.
  236. The One With Christmas In Tulsa (S9.10)

Friday, February 25, 2022

Episode Rankings: Cowboy Bebop

I don't think there's too much I can say about Cowboy Bebop that hasn't already been said. It's a great anime! The animation is stunning, the action is fluid, the characters are likable, the world is interesting, and the soundtrack is godly. While Bebop isn't personally one of my favorites, I can at least understand the acclaim and why it's considered to be one of the greatest of all time. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

  1. Ballad Of Fallen Angels (Session 5)
  2. The Real Folk Blues: Part 2 (Session 26)
  3. Pierrot Le Fou (Session 20)
  4. The Real Folk Blues: Part 1 (Session 25)
  5. Jupiter Jazz: Part 2 (Session 13)
  6. Cowboy Funk (Session 22)
  7. Mushroom Samba (Session 17)
  8. My Funny Valentine (Session 15)
  9. Hard Luck Woman (Session 24)
  10. Waltz For Venus (Session 8)
  11. Jupiter Jazz: Part 1 (Session 12)
  12. Speak Like A Child (Session 15)
  13. Asteroid Blues (Session 1)
  14. Ganymede Elegy (Session 10)
  15. Honky Tonk Women (Session 3)
  16. Brain Scratch (Session 23)
  17. Sympathy For The Devil (Session 6)
  18. Jamming With Edward (Session 9)
  19. Black Dog Serenade (Session 16)
  20. Heavy Metal Queen (Session 7)
  21. Gateway Shuffle (Session 4)
  22. Toys In The Attic (Session 11)
  23. Bohemian Rhapsody (Session 14)
  24. Stray Dog Strut (Session 2)
  25. Wild Horses (Session 19)
  26. Boogie Woogie Feng Shui (Session 21)

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Episode Rankings: Agents Of Shield

Agents Of SHIELD is a pretty fantastic show. Despite its now infamous slow start, this season boasts some of my favorite material in the whole MCU. Its cast is so likable that you can't help but grow attached, the production values and fight scenes are astonishing for a TV show like this, and the show boasts at least five of the greatest plot twists in any TV show to date. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

  1. As I Have Always Been (S7.09) - Time loop episodes are always fantastic
  2. Self Control (S4.15) - This episode has like 20 plot twists and all of them are fantastic
  3. 4,722 Hours (S3.05)
  4. Inescapable (S6.06)
  5. Turn, Turn, Turn (S1.17) - One of the greatest twists in TV history
  6. The Devil Complex (S5.14) - I don't think I've ever felt this anxious and out of breath after watching an episode before. Oh, and it has one of the greatest twists in TV history.
  7. What We're Fighting For (S7.13) - I love how the last ten minutes are basically an exposition dump but the chemistry between the cast and the subtle dialogue turns into the best part of the episode rather than an in-your-face slog
  8. SOS: Part 2 (S2.22)
  9. The End (S5.22)
  10. Farewell, Cruel World (S4.20)
  11. What They Become (S2.10) - Another one of the greatest twists in TV history
  12. The Real Deal (S5.12) - You guessed it, another fantastic twist
  13. Spacetime (S3.15)
  14. No Regrets (S4.18)
  15. Many Heads, One Tale (S3.08)
  16. End Of The Beginning (S1.16)
  17. World's End (S4.22)
  18. Beginning Of The End (S1.22)
  19. Melinda (S2.17)
  20. Rewind (S5.05)
  21. What If... (S4.16)
  22. A Hen In The Wolf House (S2.05)
  23. Parting Shots (S3.13)
  24. Rise And Shine (S5.15)
  25. Fear And Loathing On The Planet Of Kitson (S6.03)
  26. Deals With Our Devils (S4.07)
  27. The End Is At Hand (S7.12)
  28. SOS: Part 1 (S2.21)
  29. A Trout In The Milk (S7.05)
  30. T.R.A.C.K.S. (S1.13)
  31. The Return (S4.21)
  32. Maveth (S3.10)
  33. The Dirty Half Dozen (S2.19)
  34. Ascension (S3.22)
  35. The Good Samaritan (S4.06)
  36. Alien Commies From The Future (S7.03)
  37. Leap (S6.10)
  38. Nothing Personal (S1.20)
  39. All Roads Lead (S5.18)
  40. Broken Promises (S4.09)
  41. New Life (S6.13)
  42. All The Comforts Of Home (S5.11)
  43. The Team (S3.17)
  44. Closure (S3.09)
  45. Identity And Change (S4.17)
  46. Face My Enemy (S2.04)
  47. Orientation: Part 1 (S5.01)
  48. Let Me Stand Next To Your Fire (S4.04)
  49. Emancipation (S3.20)
  50. The Magical Place (S1.11)
  51. The Force Of Gravity (S5.21)
  52. Fun & Games (S5.06)
  53. Out Of The Past (S7.04)
  54. Wake Up (S4.11)
  55. The Things We Bury (S2.08)
  56. All The Madame's Men (S4.19)
  57. The Honeymoon (S5.17)
  58. FZZT (S1.06)
  59. Purpose In The Machine (S3.02)
  60. Ragtag (S1.21)
  61. Option Two (S5.19)
  62. Aftershocks (S2.11)
  63. The Laws Of Inferno Dynamics (S4.08)
  64. T.A.H.I.T.I. (S1.14)
  65. Principia (S5.13)
  66. Shadows (S2.01)
  67. Collision Course: Part 2 (S6.09)
  68. Code Yellow (S6.04)
  69. A Fractured House (S2.06)
  70. Past Life (S5.10)
  71. The Man Behind The Shield (S4.14)
  72. The Only Light In The Darkness (S1.19)
  73. Scars (S2.20)
  74. Chaos Theory (S3.07)
  75. Girl In The Flower Dress (S1.05)
  76. Absolution (S3.21)
  77. Inside Voices (S5.16)
  78. The Patriot (S4.10)
  79. The Frenemy Of My Enemy (S2.18)
  80. Making Friends And Influencing People (S2.03)
  81. The New Deal (S7.01)
  82. The Sign (S6.12)
  83. Orientation: Part 2 (S5.02)
  84. Laws Of Nature (S3.01)
  85. The Bridge (S1.10)
  86. The Ghost (S4.01)
  87. One Of Us (S2.13)
  88. Bouncing Back (S3.11)
  89. Seeds (S1.12)
  90. Collision Course: Part 1 (S6.08)
  91. The One Who Will Save Us All (S5.20)
  92. Adapt Or Die (S7.06)
  93. Lockup (S4.05)
  94. The Last Day (S5.08)
  95. Providence (S1.18)
  96. Among Us Hide (S3.06)
  97. Ye Who Enter Here (S2.09)
  98. The Other Thing (S6.05)
  99. Stolen (S7.10) - Still mad about Jiaying's death, episode was alright otherwise
  100. The Singularity (S3.18)
  101. Uprising (S4.03)
  102. Know Your Onions (S7.02)
  103. Afterlife (S2.16)
  104. Missing Pieces (S6.01)
  105. After, Before (S7.08)
  106. Devils You Know (S3.04)
  107. The Asset (S1.03)
  108. Paradise Lost (S3.16)
  109. Watchdogs (S3.14)
  110. Pilot (S1.01)
  111. Heavy Is The Head (S2.02)
  112. Toldja (S6.07)
  113. Together Or Not At All (S5.07)
  114. Hot Potato Soup (S4.12)
  115. The Writing On The Wall (S2.07)
  116. Failed Experiments (S3.19)
  117. The Hub (S1.07)
  118. Meet The New Boss (S4.02)
  119. Brand New Day (S7.11)
  120. A Life Spent (S5.03)
  121. One Door Closes (S2.15)
  122. The Totally Excellent Adventures Of Mack And The D (S7.07) - I'd love this one more if it was better-paced. The first half is literally just Mack being mopey.
  123. 0-8-4 (S1.02)
  124. Best Laid Plans (S5.09)
  125. A Wanted (Inhu)man (S3.03)
  126. Repairs (S1.09)
  127. Boom (S4.13)
  128. Who You Really Are (S2.12)
  129. Eye Spy (S1.04)
  130. Window Of Opportunity (S6.02)
  131. The Inside Man (S3.12)
  132. A Life Earned (S5.04)
  133. From The Ashes (S6.11)
  134. Love In The Time Of HYDRA (S2.14)
  135. The Well (S1.08)
  136. Yes Men (S1.15) - Ward gets raped and no one cared. The nadir of the series by a long shot.

Agents Of SHIELD (Season 7)

Agents Of SHIELD was originally intended to end at Season 5, and thus had a fantastic final episode that season that could have worked as the end to the whole show. Did Season 7, the show's actual final season, live up to that lofty standard? Thankfully, yes. Not only is this one of SHIELD's better seasons, but it had a fantastic ending.

Season 7 follows after the cliffhanger from last season, where the Chromicons hijack the Lighthouse and plan to take over the world, so SHIELD travels back in time to figure out how to stop them. I really like the Chromicons as final antagonists. Their body-swapping capabilities is legitimately scary, and the fact that they can essentially see everything before it happens leaves the viewer wondering how the Agents could possibly stop them. This storylines also allows for a lot of fun time travel hijacks that send the characters to a bunch of different time periods and meet a bunch of characters from the past, like John Garrett, Jiaying, and Daniel Sousa. This also sounds fantastic and it mostly is, at least whenever the real main antagonist Nathaniel Malick isn't on screen. I didn't think you could get much worse than Kasius, but Nathaniel is just the worst villain of the whole show. He's basically a spoiled rich kid who wants Inhuman powers, and all of his moralizing of how he's "providing for the people who need it" just gets on my nerves so much. The Chromicons were great enough villains, we really didn't need this guy. And if they had to have a villain, they could've just stuck with young John Garrett, who was way more well-acted, way more interesting, and would've done a great job at bringing the series full circle. Seriously, anything but Nathaniel!

Thankfully, Season 7 manages to make up for a weak villain by just being really damn fun. I praised the previous season for being fairly experimental, but this season blows that one out of the water. It really feels like the cast and crew were just going all out for the final season. We had a noir parody, a time loop episode, a B-movie parody, and several beautiful recreations of certain time periods with colorful costumes and really solid set design for a TV show. The dialogue was also just a lot lighter and funnier than I was used to seeing from the show, though the season can still be dark when it needs to. As the end of the series, Season 7 also does a great job of honoring the show's past, from exploring the history of SHIELD to even revisiting Afterlife. Most of the characters have fairly solid final arcs, with my personal favorite being Coulson dealing with dodging death a second time and becoming an LMD, though I wasn't the biggest fan of May being an empath, Fitz being sidelined for the whole season, or Jiaying dying without getting a proper redemption (I always thought she was the most sympathetic antagonist).

The season had a lot of fun episodes, but these were my favorites:

Alien Commies From The Future: This episode was just plain funny. With the main plot being about an alien invasion, the decision to take the characters to the 50s and frame them as ridiculous conspiracy theorists was a stroke of genius, as was the decision to have Simmons pretend to be Agent Carter only to run into Sousa from her own show. The episode is filled with interrogation scenes but all of them manage to be really entertaining, especially as Coulson and Simmons try to find who the Chromicons are by asking innately human questions.

A Trout In The Milk: This episode was just so clever and unpredictable. I loved the idea of forcing the Agents to try and stop Project Insight like 40 years in the past. A Trout In The Milk was a very jam-packed episode, from finally getting to meet Rick Stoner (the person that Lighthouse hologram is based on), to the reveal of Simmons' implant, to the final confrontation with Wilifred Malick before he gets killed off and replaced with the much worse Nathaniel.

As I Have Always Been: Time loop episodes are amazing, it's a fundamental rule of television. If-Then-Else, Remedial Chaos Theory, and I Won't Rely On Anyone Anymore are three of my favorite episodes of all time, and they are time loop episodes. And I didn't even bring up Cause And Effect, White Tulip, and Time Bomb, which are great episodes in their own right. And while I haven't seen them, the time loop episodes for Stargate, Legends Of Tomorrow, and Supernatural are some of the best received in their respective shows. So with all that said, As I Have Always Been is the greatest episode of Agents Of SHIELD.

It takes the time loop premise and adds some wrinkles like the limited amount of loops before everyone dies and Daisy losing her memory if she dies in a loop. The pacing is quick and snappy, footage is never reused (which is impressive given how many loops there are), the episode boasts some of the funniest moments in the show (along with a hilarious Buffy reference), Daisy and Coulson get some great development even through the time loops, and Enoch's death is an emotionally effective and heartbreaking way to not only end off the episode but kick off the show's final stretch of episodes.

The End Is At Hand/What We're Fighting For: Even with a weaker finale, Agents Of SHIELD really did save their best finale for last. The opening scene alone boasts a massive twist that completely recontextualizes the entire season, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. The final battle is thrilling and satisfying, that final epilogue is heartwarming, and I feel like everyone got a good ending. Deke staying in the alternate timeline to become his own director of SHIELD, May becoming a teacher, Coulson traveling the world, it all fits perfectly.

Overall, Season 7 was a pretty great ending to the season. While a bad villain threatens to drag the whole thing down with him, the season still manages to be a strong ending to the show for its sense of fun and creativity, fantastic batch of episodes, and mostly satisfying character resolutions.

4/5 Stars


My ranking of the Agents Of SHIELD seasons is:

4 > 5 > 7 > 3 > 2 > 1 > 6

My ranking of the Agents Of SHIELD arcs is:

  1. Framework (4C) - Absolutely classic, every episode is amazing. Great villain, gripping storyline, perfect pacing.
  2. Changing The Future (5B) - Fantastic love letter to the series, amazing villains, and emotional stakes
  3. Hydra Uprising (1) - Hands down the most iconic arc, with a great twist that really ratchets up the tension
  4. ATCU/Maveth (3A) - Rosalind is such a great character, has one of the show's best episodes, feels like the big final battle with Hydra
  5. Hydra And The Obelisk (2A) - Hydra is always a reliably great villain, Simmons undercover is fun, and the Inhuman twist is so good
  6. LMD (4B) - Drags in the middle but the start and end are fantastic, Aida's a great villain, and the themes are interesting
  7. Ghost Rider (4A) - Slow start and villains are weak but Ghost Rider absolutely lives up to the hype
  8. Inhuman/Real SHIELD (2B) - Inhuman stuff is amazing, Real SHIELD stuff is not, but at least the ending was great
  9. Hive (3B) - I don't love Hive as a villain and the arc drags a bit, lacking the heights of some of the other season enders
  10. Kree Station (5A) - Very rough, it's depressing, claustrophobic, and frankly kinda generic 

My ranking of the Agents Of SHIELD finales is:

7 > 5 > 2 > 4 > 1 > 3 > 6

And just for fun, my favorite plot twists from each season:

  1. Hydra is not only still around but has fully integrated with SHIELD, May was reporting to Fury and made the team herself, Garrett is the clairvoyant, Hand is killed, and Ward is a mole for Hydra (Turn, Turn, Turn)
  2. Inhumans exist, Skye and Raina are Inhumans, Triplett dies, and Skye turns out to be Daisy Johnson, aka Quake. (What They Become) 
  3. Hydra has been around for millennia, and everything that has been going on through the season, from Will, to Maveth, to "It", to the ram symbol, are all connected to Hydra. (Many Heads, One Tale)
  4. In the Framework, Daisy's dating Ward, Coulson's a teacher, Hope is alive, Simmons is dead, Fitz is with someone else, Shield is replaced by Hydra, and May works for them. (Self Control)
  5. Either the reveal that Deke is Fitz and Simmons' grandson, or Fitz realizing that he was The Doctor and still finishing the procedure on Daisy. (The Real Deal/The Devil Complex)
  6. The fact that the agents lose the Lighthouse in the finale, or pretty much the entirety of Enoch's plan. (New Life)
  7. Enoch is the saboteur, and he's gotta die (As I Have Always Been)

Favorite Episode: As I Have Always Been

Sunday, February 20, 2022

Agents Of Shield (Season 6)

Coming after the very final Season 5, this season had a bit of a tough task as it had to justify the show continuing even with the main character dead. Did Season 6 do that? Probably not, but it did give the writers the chance to go balls to the walls.

Season 6 is a bit of a mess, plot-wise. It starts with May learning that an alien named Sarge has arrived to Earth, looking exactly like Coulson. Sarge is trying to stop an ancient entity named Izel (who commands these creepy crystalline creatures called the Shrike), partly out of revenge and partly out of wanting to prevent her from destroying any more planets. This whole storyline is a bit all over the place. Sarge's motivations and morals are fairly inconsistent, and Izel was an underwhelming villain. As a matter of fact, I think both villains started off promising but got worse. I liked Sarge when he was a morally ambiguous inter-dimensional thief, and I liked Izel when she claimed to be a mercenary. The fantastical elements that came into play in the last few episodes just made them both lamer to me. It wasn't all bad though. I loved the Shrike, they not only looked awesome but were truly terrifying antagonists, and Izel's possessing ability led to some great sequences. In addition, the storyline about Simmons trying to find present Fitz in space is genuinely a ton of fun, as it lets Fitz and Simmons to sort out all of their issues, gives Enoch a lot of screentime and development, and allows for a lot of creative interstellar locations and storylines.

The Fitz and Simmons stuff is emblematic of all the things Season 6 did well, even with the weak Izel arc. The character work is still fantastic, and I love the direction many of the characters took. Deke was surprisingly the highlight this time. Not only was him being a tech mogul hilarious, but I loved seeing him unite with present Fitz in the hope of actually getting off on the right foot with him. And while I'm not a fan of Sarge as a character, I do love that it allowed the characters to reckon with Coulson's death, which was pretty much what I wanted from the season. I also think this season is easily the lightest and most inventive in the series, from the mushroom samba episode, to the episode focused entirely on Deke, to the episode where Fitz and Simmons literally face their demons, Season 6 is packed with some really experimental outings that ended up becoming my favorites of the season. The lighter tone of the season also did wonders for the space stuff, which didn't really gel with me back in Season 5 but absolutely did here, almost giving me Farscape vibes at points. With how dark the last few seasons were, it was really nice to see SHIELD be a bit more silly.

Even with how uneven it is, Season 6 did have its highlights:

Fear And Loathing On The Planet Of Kitson: I think the Farscape comparisons apply the most to this episode, which shares a lot of similarities to Scratch N Sniff, that show's own drug-induced episode. It's nowhere near as stylish as that one, but Fear And Loathing is still a ton of fun, from seeing Fitz and Enoch gamble, to Daisy and Simmons getting incredibly high, to Daisy actually getting a badass fight scene despite being high, to the ending where Fitz and Simmons briefly reunite.

Inescapable: This is one of the best episodes in the series, like probably Top 3 so far. Obviously the mind prison setting is incredibly inventive and allows for a lot of unique visuals and settings, but what really made this episode for me is the conflict between Fitz and Simmons. Inescapable looks back on everything these two went through and all of the issues they still deal with. Obviously Fitz has his whole Doctor thing, but it was interesting to learn more about Simmons's flaws and how she tries to suppress all of her pain. The acting is fantastic, that final scene in the containment chamber is electric, and the ending where Enoch helps Fitz and Simmons escape their mind prison was a heartwarming way to end things off.

Leap: While the big Sarge loredump at the end was definitely on the clunky side, Leap made up for it with its fantastic main premise. Izel jumping around the Lighthouse possessing everyone's bodies could have just been a pretty standard "Among Us" plot, but instead she starts to cause as much mayhem as she possibly can, from having Piper shoot her own hand, to dropping Davis off a ledge, to forcing Mack to bang his head into a wall. We even got this amazing long take of Izel hopping from body to body, Leap was an absolute spectacle.

New Life: This is definitely the weakest finale of the show, but still a great episode in many ways. The Izel plot is a bit shaky (though that sword fight is great), but it's the Chronicom stuff that really shines. From the Agents ending the season having lost the lighthouse, to that awesome cliffhanger with the Coulson LMD, the finale did a good job of making me excited for the show's final season.

Overall, Season 6 was a very mixed bag. While it suffered from a messy plot and weak set of antagonists, the light-hearted tone, experimental nature, and strong character work still made for a fun season of the show.

3/5 Stars

Saturday, February 19, 2022

Top 15 Favorite Video Game Final Bosses

This is a list of cases where video games manage to absolutely nail the landing, ending on fantastic final boss fights:
  1. Magolor (Kirby's Return To Dreamland)
    • Honestly, there are like half a dozen different Kirby final bosses I could put at #1. Sectonia, 02, Void Termina, and especially Fecto Elfilis could easily qualify. Still, it's gotta be Magolor. Magolor's betrayal absolutely stunned me as a kid. You spend the entire game traveling with him and then he just up and betrays you, forcing you to team up with what was initially assumed to be the final boss for a side-scrolling shooter segment that has you fight the exact ship you've been working so hard to build all game. Then there's the fight with Magolor himself, a multi-phase behemoth with a ton of attacks that ends with you using the game's main gimmick (the Super Abilities) on him in spectacular fashion. But that's not even the end of the fight! Magolor transforms into one final form as the best theme of the game kicks in, and the difficulty amps up even more as Kirby is left without any abilities and Magolor starts using evil versions of the Super Abilities himself. It's an impressive and lengthy final boss full of reversals and twists, while also boasting some of the best music in video game history and an impressive amount of emotional impact. It also happens to be the point where I realized Kirby might just be my favorite video game series of all time.
    • Honorable Mention: Fecto Elfilis (Forgotten Land) - The fact that combat is so fun in this game makes this boss fun. It's really hard, but eventually it turns into a ballet of dodges and dives.
  2. DJ Octavio (Splatoon 1 & 2)
    • It's really hard for me to pick which Octavio fight I like more, since they're both great in their own ways. The first game's fight is definitely the harder one, feeling more like a test of how much you've mastered the mechanics of the game. It's also likely to be the first time you hear the amazing Calimari Inkantation, and I don't think anything can beat that moment. But then there's the fight in the second game. Sure it's not as hard, but it feels more like a one-on-one arena fight that has you dodging missiles and bombs left and right. It's a much more emotional and cinematic fight, as you get to watch Marie try to snap Callie out of her brainwashing between every phase, and the fight ends with you using the ranked-battle-exclusive Rainmaker to land the final few hits. The music is phenomenal in both fights too, solidifying DJ Octavio as one of the best final boss characters Nintendo has ever made. I can't wait to see what his fight ends up being in the third game.
  3. Kaptain K Rool (Donkey Kong Country 2)
    • While Donkey Kong Country's boss fights aren't usually all that good, Rare tends to really nail the final boss encounters (this won't be the only one on this list to say the least). With a whopping nine hits, the fight with K Rool is tough and lengthy, with him constantly throwing new attacks and variations on pre-existing attacks at you. From dodging his many cannonballs, to the goo that slows you down and reverses your controls, to K Rool straight-up turning invisible, this fight has so many curve balls while still be elegantly designed enough to remain perfectly fair. And of course, the music is amazing.
    • Honorable Mention: King K Rool (DK64) - It may be long but it makes sure to test you on every mechanic and every character
  4. Utsuho Reiuji (Touhou 11: Subterranean Animism)
    • Utsuho is easily one of my favorite Touhou characters and her final boss fight is a big reason why. Right from the get-go, Utsuho establishes herself as a force to be reckoned with, as all of her spellcards kick off with a klaxon warning and giant CAUTION label plastered on the screen! With her nuclear fusion powers, the bullets Utsuho shoots out are gigantic, forcing you to carefully weave through a tight maze of intimidating projectiles. That penultimate attack with the two giant suns is especially awestriking for its scale alone. But aside from the bombastic bullet patterns, the interstellar background is stunning, the theme is one of my favorites in the series, and the character herself is both badass and oddly likable. Sure she's not the most elegant of Touhou bosses, but the sheer bombast and scope makes it my favorite.
    • Honorable Mentions: 
      • Okina (Hidden Star In Four Seasons) - Perfectly encapsulates the game, she uses your own abilities on you, and she wins
      • Yuyuko (Perfect Cherry Blossom) - What a grand, visually stunning, and most importantly, brutal final boss
  5. Badeline (Celeste)
    • Does Badeline count as a final boss? She is technically the last boss of the game so I'll count it. Besides, it's too good of a boss fight not to talk about. Despite Celeste being a fairly combatless game, the fight with Badeline is intense, climactic, and surprisingly lengthy. It's a tough platforming gauntlet that not only forces you to do Celeste's usual tight platforming, but forces you to pull it off all while dodging laser beams and bullets. That final room where you have to pull off a string of Golden Feathers is especially memorable. But the fight's also great on a story level, it's Madeline finally fighting her demons in this emotional confrontation. The dialogue is piercing, the visuals are stunning, the music is fantastic, and it ends on a heartwarming note as Madeline and Badeline end up becoming friends. 
  6. Asriel (Undertale)
    • While I like most of the fights in Undertale, there's something about the fight with Asriel basically just being a good old-fashioned bullet hell (maybe I'm just too much of a Touhou fan). All of the attacks are colorful, memorable, and a ton of fun to avoid. And that second phase where you have to save your friends is made even more fun by the fact that it brings back attacks from all the major boss fights before this one. But while the gameplay is fun, the storytelling during the fight is also just fantastic. The fight with Asriel does the "friendship is magic" incredibly well, and the way Asriel is fleshed out throughout the fight with just the in-battle dialogue is fantastic. This isn't one of the harder fights in Undertale, but it's an emotional and exciting victory lap filled to the brim with hope.
    • Honorable Mention: Photoshop Flowey (Undertale) - Speaking of good old-fashioned bullet hells, this sure is that. It's also super creepy.
  7. Dialga (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2: Explorers Of Sky)
    • The PMD series has always been an odd favorite of mine since I've always just found the gameplay to be fine but nothing amazing. It's the story, music, characters, artstyle, and emotional impact that really grips me, and the fight with Dialga perfectly encapsulates all of that. It perfectly captures that bittersweet sense of finality that you'd get from a final boss, with Dialga being easily the most imposing Pokemon you've fought yet. The battle takes place on the top of a tall tower, the music is grand and dramatic, and the looming realization that you're going to disappear once the fight is over gets increasingly clear. Then again, the fight doesn't slouch on a gameplay-level either, Dialga is an incredibly tough opponent with some very hard-hitting attacks (especially the infamous Roar Of Time).
    • Honorable Mention: Champion Cynthia (Diamond & Pearl) - I love how the series just owns how infamously difficult she is
  8. Baby Bowser (Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island)
    • Nowadays, a final boss where Kamek turns Bowser giant might not be all that impressive, but Yoshi's Island did it first and no game has topped it since. Just an any great final boss should, it takes major elements of Yoshi's Island and turns them on their head. Since all the bosses are standard enemies Kamek just made bigger, it only seems natural that he would do the same to Bowser for the final boss. The entire game is built around the egg-throwing mechanic, so having to throw giant eggs into the background is a great twist that really pushes the hardware. And that's not even getting to how intense the fight is. Not only is the atmosphere tense, from the fast-paced music to Bowser's shadow looming in the background, but the fight itself is difficult as Bowser pursues you faster after every hit and the ground you have to stand on is continuously destroyed. Having to land that final hit as Baby Bowser races towards you at full speed is both terrifying and exhilarating.
    • Honorable Mention: The Great Baby Bowser (Yoshi's Crafted World) - A surprising amount of attacks and a surprising amount of ways to defeat him
  9. Ganondorf (Legend Of Zelda: Wind Waker)
    • While most Ganondorf fights are great in their own way, there's something so personal about the Wind Waker fight. It's a no gimmicks, no frills sword fight that solely tests you on the essentials: Using your sword, using your shield, dodging attacks, and parrying. But that doesn't make the fight any less cinematic. Ganondorf's motivations are clearer in Wind Waker than in any other game in the series, and it makes fighting him a lot more tragic. The visuals are beautiful, as the fight takes place while Hyrule is getting flooded once again. The music is dramatic and intense, the fight itself has multiple phases that force you to change up your strategy, and even Zelda gets the chance to participate as she's the one who wields the light arrows this time around. And it all caps off with one of the coolest final blows I've ever seen in a video game.
    • Honorable Mention: Ganondorf (Twilight Princess) - Not super hard but this four-phase fight is one of the most downright epic finales to any game ever
  10. Serif (One Step From Eden)
    • So most of One Step From Eden takes place on a 4x8 tile board with a division in the middle separating you and your enemies. But what if that division was broken? Serif is the only battle in the entire game that gives both you and the boss access to the entire board, and her attacks take full advantage of that. This is a frantic fight that has both you and the boss sling attacks at each other at an incredibly fast speed, and while that might seem a bit overwhelming, it really solidifes Serif as a boss that lives up to the hype. Her large health bar, powered-up version of Saffron's attacks, ability to break the boundaries of the game, and the fact that you need to take out the Shopkeeper (a daunting task) to actually defeat her makes for a truly difficult final boss, but one that's all the more satisfying to defeat.
  11. Dark Bowser (Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)
    • This is a nearly perfect final battle, it nails absolutely everything. In terms of gameplay, the fight forces you to play as both Bowser and the Mario brothers, which basically means you're fighting two bosses at the exact same time. The Dark Star Core is definitely a fun fight, but it's really the Bowser stuff that steals the show here. Dark Bowser's attacks are intricate and a ton of fun to avoid, and that final KO punch is just legendary. Even more, the fight strikes the perfect tone. The dark and moody environment, the impact of seeing Bowser actually fight to save the Mushroom Kingdom, and of course the phenomenal theme makes for one of the most iconic moments in the Mario & Luigi series.
    • Honorable Mention: Elder Princess Shroob (Partners In Time) - This fight is ridiculously brutal, probably the hardest in the whole series
  12. Egg Nega Wisp Armor (Sonic Colors)
    • The final boss so good, Sega copied it... twice. Sure the Lost World and Forces versions are still pretty fun final boss fights, but there's more to the Egg Nega Wisp Armor than the fact that Sonic is running for the entire fight. Because yeah, it is really cool that the entire final boss has you dodge Eggman's attacks at full speed, but it wouldn't be nearly as impactful if the attacks weren't his distorted versions of the Wisp powers you've been using for the entire game. And that's not the only bit of story-telling told through the gameplay. The first half of the fight has you knock the Wisps out of Eggman's grasp as really dour music plays in the background. But then, the music switches to a triumphant version of Reach For The Stars, as you rescue the remaining Wisps and pull off a killer final attack. So while this is one of the best Sonic bosses gameplay-wise, it's the progression and story-telling that really elevates it to best in the series.
    • Honorable Mention: Perfect Chaos (Sonic Adventure) - Hands down the best Super Sonic fight in the series, entirely based on building momentum
  13. Dr Weil (Mega Man Zero 4)
    • Picking between Dr Weil and Omega was tough, but the former got the edge solely for being more tough. Where Copy X was bullshit levels of hard and Elpizo and Omega were a bit too easy, Dr Weil was the perfect level of difficulty for a finale. Dr Weil has two beefy phases that feel like a worthy test of your skill after four games of Mega Man Zero goodness. The first phase throws a ton of attacks at you, while the second phase gives you a time limit and tests your speed. And of course, there's also the emotional element of this being Zero's final fight, his legendary last speech before taking out Dr Weil for good, and the phenomenal music Falling Down that plays in the background. A very powerful ending for Zero's story.
    • Honorable Mentions:
      • Omega (Mega Man Zero 3) - A dramatic three-phase battle boasting fantastic music, a great plot twist, and amazing character development for Zero
      • Sigma (Mega Man X4) - A tense and fast-paced boss that keeps you on your toes with attacks that are a joy to learn
  14. Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time)
    • Crash Bandicoot 4 has hands-down the best lineup of bosses in the series, but the game saves the best for last. The final fight with Neo Cortex in this game is absolutely insane, a lengthy, complicated, and very difficult platforming gauntlet that tests everything you've learned through the game. My personal favorite thing about the fight is the fact that Cortex uses all of the masks you've used throughout the game against you, a boss fight trope that I'm a very big fan of (as you can tell by my Sonic pick). The masks are utilized really well without making the fight all too gimmicky, with the antigravity section in particular being a ton of fun despite the risk of completely messing with you controls. Cortex spending the whole fight taunting you also very much makes the fight better.
    • Honorable Mention: Cortex & Uka Uka (Crash 3: Warped) - Having two fights go on at the same time is a really creative concept and makes for a great final boss
  15. Bowser (Super Mario Galaxy)
    • Super Mario Galaxy's final fight with Bowser is my favorite out of the platformers because it's the one that feels the most like a one-to-one brawl between the two iconic characters. It really does feel like Bowser is using everything in his power to take you out, as shoots fireballs at you like mad, enters his shell and rolls around at max speed, and tries to zap you with shockwaves. It's not a super hard fight, but it does test your timing with the spin ability and is split up into three phases that each feel harder than the last. And then there's the atmosphere. I love the fact that the fight has you basically hoping around planets, and that the final phase takes place in the middle of the freaking sun! Bowser's sheer anger throughout the fight makes it feel more personal than anything else in the series, and that godly choir is just the icing on the cake.
    • Honorable Mention: Fury Bowser (Bowser's Fury) - Surprisingly enough one of the toughest and most intense final bosses in the series
  • Other Honorable Mentions
    • Mustache Girl (A Hat In Time): This boss has so many attacks and all of them are a ton of fun to dodge, and the third phase is just glorious
    • Phantom (The Messenger): While not too hard or long, it's a fun and personal dimension-shifting finale
    • Nahatomb (Klonoa 1): A boss fight so epic that the rest of the series hasn't really been able to top it yet

Top 15 Favorite Video Game Bosses

Boss fights are always a fun aspect of video games, a unique test of the player's skill up to that point. Here's a list of the best ones:
  1. Masked Dedede's Revenge (Kirby: Triple Deluxe)
    • It's no surprise that a Kirby fight would be #1, but why this one? There are a lot of fantastic options, but there's a reason Masked Dedede became known for being almost memetically badass, and it's not just his amazing theme. The fight lures you in for a false security, especially if you fought Masked Dedede in Super Star Ultra. His attacks are slow and the music is just the standard boss theme. But then Dedede grabs an axe, things get real. Dedede not only has a lot more attacks but they're much faster and harder to avoid, and the music transitions to a killer remix of the Masked Dedede theme. The drastic shift in tone and difficulty makes for a truly memorable fight that I'm very happy to call my favorite.
    • Honorable Mention: Morpho Knight (Forgotten Land) - I have never been sold on a character this effectively
  2. The Snatcher (A Hat In Time)
    • A Hat In Time's boss fights are insane, especially for a 3D Platformer. The sheer amount of attacks and phases make pretty much all of them a ton of fun, but my personal favorite is the fight with the Snatcher. I think The Snatcher's personality really shines throughout the fight, with many of his attacks feeling devilish and troll-y, while still being fair and a ton of fun to avoid. I also have to give praise to how it plays with the fourth wall. He's the only boss that doesn't have a blue vulnerable phase, so to actually land a hit on him, you have to physically paint him blue. "Did you just color me blue with my own attack" is genuinely one of my favorite quotes in a video game. And of course, as is the case for many of these fights, the music is fantastic.
    • Honorable Mention: DJ Grooves/The Conductor (A Hat In Time) - In any other game, this would be its best boss fight by a mile
  3. Agent 3 (Splatoon 2)
    • While Splatoon's boss fights usually has you face off against some giant monster or mechanoid, the fight with a brainwashed Agent 3 is pretty much just a one-on-one, and yet it manages to be easily the most tense and gripping fight in the series. Aside from the fantastic callback to the first game, I love how you're basically the underdog for the entire fight. Agent 3 has a bunch of special attacks at her disposal as well as a lot more hitpoints, meaning that you'll have to be her through sheer technical skill alone. Each phase of the fight changes things up in some pretty neat ways, and beating either one of her two difficult boss fights feels like a major accomplishment.
    • Honorable Mention: Big Man (Splatoon 3) - Taking a flawed boss from Super Mario Sunshine and pretty much perfecting it
  4. Clownpiece (Legacy Of Lunatic Kingdom)
    • That's right, I said it. Clownpiece is the best non-extra, non-final boss in the entirety of Touhou, and that's entirely because of its brutal difficulty. Clownpiece is a gauntlet, bullet hell at its most literal. During her boss fight, you have to deal with an onslaught of stars, lasers, and even moons. Clownpiece's fight is legitimately terrifying because of just how fast her attacks come at you, with some of them boxing you in and others directly targeting you, but wow, is it satisfying to nail. This boss fight is even cool on an aesthetic level, with the colorful bullets and backgrounds, hilarious America-themed attacks, and frantic music. 
    • Honorable Mention: Koishi (Subterranean Animism) - Wasn't sure whether to include since she's an extra boss, either way a phenomenal battle
  5. Koloktos (Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword)
    • Zelda's boss fights have an odd reputation, simultaneously praised for their creativity and scale while also frequently poked fun at for their obvious weakpoints. That's what makes Koloktos such a cool boss fight. In a fun subversion from the series' norms, this behemoth actively tries to cover up his weakspot in whichever way he can, starting with blocking it with his hands, then locking it behind a gate, and finally getting up and walking around. The way you turn the tables on him is just as fun, from ripping his arms off with the Whip to grabbing one of his swords and tearing Koloktos to pieces with it. Add in some fun attacks, an incredibly unique design, and one of the best boss themes in the series, and you get a truly legendary fight.
    • Honorable Mention: Molgera (Wind Waker) - Simple premise but genuinely challenging and elevated by its music
  6. Agent Black (Iconoclasts)
    • Iconoclasts has a ton of amazing boss fights, but this was always going to be the one I'd pick. On a gameplay level, the second fight with Agent Black is a ton of fun. It's fast-paced, exciting, involving, and lengthy, boasting multiple drastically different phases that increase in difficulty and intensity. But even more than that, this fight with Agent Black is just plain emotional. Her sheer desparation to protect the rocket goes from irritating to noble to pitiful, and it's hard not to feel bad for her as you're forced to shove the Isi seeds into her, causing her to slowly transform into an unrecognizable monster. And the theme that plays during the fight is hands down one of the biggest pieces of tearjerker music in any video game. 
    • Honorable Mention: Omega Controller (Iconoclasts) - An absolute trip of a boss fight in the best way possible
  7. Seven Force/Syntax (Gunstar Heroes/Freedom Planet)
    • Let's face it, Gunstar Heroes was carried by its inventive boss fights, and Seven Force is easily the best one. It's a boss that chases you as you race through a mineshaft at full speed, but the twist is that it can transform into seven different forms, each with their own unique design and attacks. It's fast-paced, kinetic, unpredictable, and incredibly memorable. Even after all these years, Seven Force is the type of boss that you just can't find anywhere else... outside of Freedom Planet at least, which contains a homage to the boss in the form of its final fight with Syntax. The Syntax fight manages to be nearly as cool due to the fact that the game's Sonic inspiration means you don't need a minecart to chase him at full speed.
    • Honorable Mention: Cereberus Alpha (Mischief Makers) - One of the wildest and most exhilarating things I've ever played in a game
  8. Experiment No Z-57 (Metroid Dread)
    • Picking between this one and the Meta Ridley fights from Prime was tough, but I think Dread's smooth combat pushes this one over the edge for me. The fight with Z-57 manages to be simultaneously bombastic and challenging at the same time. On one hand, the boss has a terrifyingly cool design that takes up the entire screen, the parry cinematic is incredibly badass, and the music is fantastic. On the other hand, Z-57's attacks hit hard, come fast, and take up a lot of space, but once you figure out how to reliably dodge them, you'll feel like a god. Oh, and not to mention the fact that you can use the Speed Booster to kill the guy only halfway into the fight, continuing the trend of Metroid having fantastic sequence breaks.
    • Honorable Mention: Meta Ridley (Metroid Prime) - Ridley at his most terrifying
  9. Cursed Leorina (Klonoa 2: Lunatea’s Veil)
    • As much as I wanted to put Baladium for his story significance and music, you can beat him in like half a minute if you're good enough. Cursed Leorina on the other hand not only has the story significance and music, but it's also a lengthy and fun fight on its own merits. Leorina might be the longest fight in all of Klonoa, with a whopping three phases that force you to use the enemies around you to hit her weakpoint in some creative and satisfying ways. Despite Leorina being a rival character for a lot of the game, seeing her overcome with sorrow and transformed into a creepy monster is kinda heart-wrenching, and it gives the fight some serious emotional weight, along with the hauntingly beautiful boss theme. 
    • Honorable Mention: Baladium (Klonoa 1) - Fun and dramatic, if a bit short
  10. Mantis Lords (Hollow Knight)
    • I could think of a reason for pretty much every Hollow Knight boss to be on this list, with Hornet, Radience, Soul Master, Hollow Knight himself, and Nightmare King Grimm being pretty close. However, Mantis Lords transcends just being a boss fight to becoming one of the game's most iconic moments. The fight itself is fun, with the lords having simple but fast attacks that you need to figure out how to reliably avoid. I like how you fight one mantis once to learn how the fight works before you have to fight the other two. But even beyond the fight itself is the story. I love how you're the one who challenges the Mantis Lords, and how you get the respect of the whole village after doing so. The music is great, the progression is great, everything about this boss is just so sublime.
    • Honorable Mention: Hornet (Hollow Knight) - The ultimate test of your abilities, always satisfying to beat
  11. Amadeus Wolfgeist (Luigi’s Mansion 3)
    • For me to really hammer home how surprising this fight was, I need to give the full context. There have been a few boss fights in Luigi's Mansion 3 up to this point, but they have all been on the simple side. Then Amadeus storms in with a lengthy and multi-stage fight that tests everything you've learned up to this point, from dodging, to jumping, to fighting enemies, to using the plunger, to tossing bombs. Not to mention the final phase where Amadeus possesses a piano, finally giving me the boss fight with Mario 64's Mad Piano I didn't know I wanted. The music is great, the boss himself is charming, and the fight feels like the point at which the game itself really kicks it up a notch.
    • Honorable Mention: Haunted Clocktower (Dark Moon) - How did they make an enemy rush fun?!
  12. Bowser Jr (Mario & Luigi: Dream Team)
    • Mario & Luigi: Dream Team might just have my favorite battle system in any RPG, since attacking and dodging turns into these fun minigames and chase sequences that utilize the entirety of the arena. The best instance of this is Bowser Jr's optional-but-absolutely-worth-it boss fight. At first, the fight feels like a downward struggle, as Bowser Jr has the ability to steal your special attacks. However, when he's not looking, you can hijack his clown car, throw objects at him like mad, and steal all your special attacks back. Not only is it satisfying as hell, but it turns the game's usual chase sequence completely on its head. The boss isn't going after you, you're going after the boss.
    • Honorable Mention: Antasma (Dream Team) - Genuine final boss material, this game really does have the best bosses
  13. Selicy (One Step From Eden)
    • While Violette's rhythm-based attacks make for the most creative fight in OSFE, Selicy is actually my favorite fight from of the main eight, mostly because of just how fun and satisfying dodging her attacks are. Many of Selicy's attacks involve you tossing piercing icicles at the player from pretty much any direction, making this a fight that rewards fast reaction time. When she's not throwing her icicles, she's spending her time in your side of the battlefield trying to slash you with her sword. It all adds up to a boss fight that can feel kind of claustrophobic in how it forces you to make fast tight dodges, but that just makes it all the more fun to pull off. Not to mention Selicy's cool design (pun absolutely intended) and fantastic boss theme.
    • Honorable Mention: Violette (One Step From Eden) - Rhythm-based boss fights are always a ton of fun
  14. E-101 Beta mkII (Sonic Adventure)
    • Sonic Adventure is one of my favorite games in the series and rivals Generations and the Rush games as the best boss lineup in a franchise with usually shaky boss fights, but the second battle with E-101 Beta mkII is the one I wanted to single out. For starters, he's the only Gamma fight you can't just tank. Beta has a shield you have to fight a way to work around, all the way dodging his increasingly large amount of projectiles. Add in the best song in the game and a timer and you get a fight that feels really tense and nerve-wracking. But what really makes Beta's fight memorable for a lot of people is its impact on the story. This is Gamma's last stand, and he's unable to defeat Eggman's other units without getting destroyed himself. It's easily the most emotional powerful sequence of the game and elevates an already fantastic boss encounter. 
    • Honorable Mention: Biolizard (Sonic Adventure 2) - Hard but fair, the one highlight in a game with otherwise crummy bosses
  15. Dingodile (Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped)
    • Dingodile is the perfect example of simple but effective boss design. You basically have to bait Dingodile into shooting through his crystalline barrier so you can land an attack, but there's a lot more to the fight than it may initially seem. The three crystal barriers move in different directions and speed, Dingodile will try to psych you out and predict your movements, and every hit you land turns the fight into a frantic chase to get to safety before his backpack explodes. It manages to be both challenging and surprisingly complex in spite of its short length and simple premise, and it helps that Dingodile is easily my favorite character in the series, with a striking design and memorable voice.
    • Honorable Mention: N Gin (Crash 4) - Hands down the best fight in the series
  • Other Honorable Mentions
    • Bouldergeist (Super Mario Galaxy) - Cool design and fun way of defeating him
    • Raphael The Raven (Yoshi's Island) - This boss did antigravity before Mario Galaxy made it cool
    • Spinarella (Dynamite Headdy) - The 3D effect in this fight is so cool, and it actually works really well!

Thursday, February 17, 2022

Agents Of Shield (Season 5)

So, I finally got around to seeing Season 5 of Agents Of SHIELD. The ambitious season where the cast goes to space and discover time travel. Was it worth all the hype? Well, at first it wasn't. But then it absolutely was.

The first half of Season 5 has the Agents sent to a bad future where Quake had destroyed the Earth and much of humanity is kept captive in a Kree station. Despite the interstellar setting, this is very much a dystopian story, and to be perfectly honest, it didn't make much of a good impression for this season. As much as Agents Of SHIELD has changed over the years, it was always a spy show, so the shift to the "dystopian rebellion bad future genre" just didn't work for me, especially considering it's a genre I don't particularly love. The main villain Kasius was pretty generic (especially after Aida), the core location of the Lighthouse was drab and claustrophobic, most of the new characters aside from Deke and Enoch weren't all that interesting, and most of all, this arc was just plain depressing. Skye got sold to slavery, Simmons was made a servant and lost her hearing, the rest of the cast was put to work, the sheer hopelessness of much of this arc was enough to get me to quit that first time around. Not to say the arc didn't gave its good points, I loved the first episode's survival horror vibe, the sole Earth episode was by far the best of the arc, and much of Fitz's stuff was great, but for a while, I was beginning to think that maybe I shouldn't have returned to this show. But then the agents went back to their time...

The second half of Season 5 is amazing. Obviously the Framework arc is hard to top, but this was definitely the second or third best storyline in the series. With the agents back in the present, their primary goal is to stop the aforementioned Bad Future from happening (something I can absolutely get behind), while also stopping General Hale's evil Hydra team. While I'm sure some might get tired of Hydra coming back, it's hard for me to really get all that mad. Hydra is the villain of SHIELD, and their existence always makes the show better. It helps that the antagonists in this part of the season are all great, from the cold General Hale, to the scarily unpredictable Ruby, to General Talbot, who ends up becoming the unstable villain Graviton. You can tell this was meant to be the final season because the arc also brings in past villains (Creel, Ivanov, Werner) and plot points (Centipede, Cybertek) to tie the whole show together. But even more, the character work this arc is outstanding. The drama over trying to stop the bad future from happening is very compelling, especially once it becomes apparent Coulson is going to have to die. The team really starts to get fractured throughout this arc as they all make some really morally grey decisions, most notably Yo-Yo and Fitz, but the drama works better here because it feels more complex, character-driven, and better balanced out by levity (mostly spawned from Deke adjusting to the present).

This season had plenty of great episodes, especially in the second half:

Rewind: The one episode I really loved from the first arc just happened to be the one episode to take place on Earth. While nowhere near as gripping as 4,733 Hours, this was a great Fitz-centric episode as we learn about how he made it to space as well as the general state of Earth at the time. Hale makes an impactful first appearance, and it was so great to finally get to see Hunter again. The stories he told of his time with Bobbi really made me wish we got that spinoff with them.

The Real Deal: I love 100th episodes, it's the perfect time for shows to celebrate their history and deliver a slam dunk of an episode. The Real Deal is a great episode in a lot of ways. The team learns about Coulson dying, the fear dimension is a great way for the characters to face spectres from their past, Deathlok reappears (since he's their first case), and Fitz and Simmons get married. But biggest of all is the crazy twist that Deke is Fitz and Simmons's grandson, ending this grand episode on an even grander note.

The Devil Complex: I can only imagine how controversial this episode must've been when it aired, I'm pretty sure this is the Buffy's Seeing Red of Agents Of SHIELD. It's emotionally exhausting but wow, I was so gripped. The reveal that Fitz is The Doctor was so shocking, and the fact that he went ahead with Daisy's surgery without her consent is even moreso. And if all that wasn't enough, Coulson got captured, Simmons learned Deke was her grandson, and Hale works for Hydra. Just what an episode.

Rise And Shine: I wasn't expecting a straight-up Hydra school, but it made for a really entertaining and surprising backstory for the Hales. It was cool to see past antagonists like Whitehall and Sitwell, and the aforementioned backstory had a lot of great twists and turns. Even better, however, was the scenes between Coulson and General Hale. They played off each other very well and every scene with the two of them was a treat.

All Roads Lead: This episode starts off fairly solid but once Ruby infuses herself with Gravitonium, things just spiral out of control from there. Werner getting his skull crushed was shocking enough, but Yo-Yo abruptly killing Ruby was a stunning twist that left me wondering who the antagonist would be for the rest of the season (it was Talbot).

The End: This is an amazing finale for this season, and it simultaneously works as a series finale and a season finale. I love how it balances being a genuinely action-heavy final battle with Graviton as well as an emotional climax with the discussion over whether or not Coulson should live. It's packed with powerful scenes like Fitz's death, Coulson and May's final scene in Tahiti, and Mack being made director. The End brings the whole series full circle, but the hook about saving Fitz left me excited to see Season 6 nonetheless.

Overall, Season 5 of Agents Of SHIELD is an interesting one for me. The first half was the worst arc in the show since "Real SHIELD", it was claustrophic, depressing, and lacking much of the show's identity. Once the team returned to Earth, however, Season 5 turns into a gripping story about fighting fate that ties all of the show together into a phenomenal character-driven arc that lived up to the high bar set by the Framework. As a whole, I'm glad I finally got around to watching this season. It took a bit to power through that first half, but the second half was just so worth it.

4/5 Stars

Peacemaker (Season 1)

The Suicide Squad is my favorite DCEU movie to date, probably even one of my favorite superhero movies of all time. While I didn't love Peacemaker as a character, I was more than excited to see James Gunn's wacky vision of DC expanded into a full series. And it was excellent!

Peacemaker is a show about the titular character (Christopher Smith) being dragged out of prison to stop a bunch of alien zombie butterflies trying to take over the world. He joins a team with two minor characters from The Suicide Squad, Vigilante, and Amanda Waller's daughter Adebayo, who's mostly just in it to make money. To be perfectly honest, I felt the show got to a bit of a slow start, as the "butterfly" threat wasn't made all that clear and the humor was a bit more hit-or-miss. Once the team actually starts trying to fight the alien butterflies, however, Peacemaker becomes a ton of fun, mostly because of how incompetent much of the cast is. Part of the charm of Peacemaker is seeing the team fail at pretty much everything they try to do, and then get mad at each other for screwing up. It simultaneously makes for great comedy and heightens the stakes by making things worse for the protagonists. 

Despite the bizarre premise, however, Peacemaker is actually a bit of a character study. When the show started, I was still pissed at Smith for killing off Rick Flag in the movie he was introduced in, but the script does a great job of making you understand why Smith does the things he does and even feel for him a bit. His relationship with his horrendously bigoted father makes for some of the most emotional moments in the show. The whole cast is great, though. Adebayo, Harcourt, and Murn are all complex and likable figures, but the big highlight aside from Peacemaker himself is definitely the straight-up sociopathic Vigilante. And while the humor is a bit spotty at first, it does get a lot better. I'm a big fan of those Seinfeld-ian conversations between the team that feel aimless to the point of doubling back over to being hilarious. Peacemaker is also willing to cross the line in some truly great ways. Like yeah, the "Aquaman fucks fish" joke is pretty overdone. But bringing in the entire Justice League just for The Flash to corroborate it was just simply genius. Similarly, the action is incredibly brutal but in a stylish way, not unlike The Suicide Squad or something like Kingsman.

Once Peacemaker gets good, it gets really good. Here are its highlights:

The Title Sequence: So I know this is a bit unconventional, but I had to bring it up somewhere. Peacemaker has the greatest title sequence of any TV show ever (not including anime OPs, those are on another level). Having the entire cast perform a musical number with stone-faced expressions is pure James Gunn and suits the show's tone oddly perfectly. It helps that the song is catchy, the choreography is legitimately impressive, and the opening is shot with so much energy. I usually skip title sequences but I just can't bring myself to do it for this one, it's just too mesmerizing.

Murn After Reading: Through much of the last few episodes, the characters have been keeping secrets from each other, some of which the audience knows and some of which the audience doesn't. Murn After Reading has pretty much all of those secrets revealed leading to the twist-iest episode of the show. Murn is a Butterfly but he's also good, Adebayo's diary is used to frame Peacemaker, and biggest of all, Peacemaker has been keeping Goff alive the whole time and accidentally causes him to hijack Song's body and turn the entire police station into butterflies. 

Stop Dragon My Heart Around: I think the moment I realized this show was amazing was when the last episode (Episode 6 out of 8) wasn't the climax of the series like much of MCU's television output. Murn After Reading was massive and James Gunn still wanted to heighten the stakes, so we get the most emotional episode of the show. Between Murn dying and Smith facing off against and killing his father, Stop Dragon My Heart Around was dark and made for a fantastic set-up for the finale.

It's Cow Or Never: I really don't want to keep trashing on Marvel like this but this is how you nail a finale to a superhero show. It's Cow Or Never pulls out all the stops, from the best action scene in the show (with a badass long take to boot), to some of the best jokes in the series, to surprise appearances from the Justice League and Amanda Waller, to some pretty massive status quo shifts (Harcourt's injury, Adebayo's public statement), to satisfying resolutions for pretty much all of the character arcs.

Overall, Peacemaker was a ton of fun. After a bit of a rough start, the show quickly evolved into a fantastic series with compelling drama, great character work, fun action, and excellent James Gunn humor. And the fact that it actually feels thought-out, cohesive, and has a genuinely satisfying finale makes this pretty much better than every MCU show we had last year.

4/5 Stars

Sunday, February 13, 2022

Episode Rankings: FMA Brotherhood

I can't believe I'm saying this, but it took me time to get Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. One of the most beloved anime of all time, and it took two viewings for me to truly appreciate. Because while not my favorite anime of all time, it's a damn good show with amazing characters, a neat and tidy plot, and phenomenal world-building. Here's my list of its episodes:

  1. Death Of The Undying (Episode 19)
  2. The Other Side Of The Gateway (Episode 63)
  3. Father (Episode 28)
  4. He Who Would Swallow God (Episode 61)
  5. Separate Destinations (Episode 10)
  6. The First Homunculus (Episode 37)
  7. Flame Of Vengeance (Episode 53)
  8. An Alchemist's Anguish (Episode 4)
  9. A Fierce Counterattack (Episode 62)
  10. Upheaval In Central (Episode 50)
  11. Those Who Lurk Underground (Episode 14)
  12. Eye Of Heaven, Gateway Of Earth (Episode 60)
  13. Inside The Belly (Episode 24)
  14. Beyond The Inferno (Episode 54)
  15. The Oath In The Tunnel (Episode 48)
  16. The Dwarf In The Flask (Episode 40)
  17. Rain Of Sorrows (Episode 5)
  18. Lost Light (Episode 59)
  19. Bite Of The Ant (Episode 43)
  20. Reunion (Episode 26)
  21. The Immortal Legion (Episode 51)
  22. Fillial Affection (Episode 49)
  23. Journey's End (Episode 64)
  24. Struggle Of The Fool (Episode 29)
  25. The Fifth Laboratory (Episode 8)
  26. The Abyss (Episode 41)
  27. Eternal Leave (Episode 57)
  28. Footsteps Of A Comrade-In-Arms (Episode 16)
  29. Conflict At Baschool (Episode 38)
  30. Girl On The Battlefield (Episode 23)
  31. The Promised Day (Episode 45)
  32. The Shape Of This Country (Episode 35)
  33. Beasts Of Dublith (Episode 13)
  34. Combined Strength (Episode 52)
  35. The First Day (Episode 2)
  36. Cold Flame (Episode 17)
  37. Emissary Of Darkness (Episode 47)
  38. The Northern Wall Of Briggs (Episode 33)
  39. Daydream (Episode 39)
  40. Envoy From The East (Episode 15)
  41. The Ishvalan War Of Extermination (Episode 30)
  42. Sacrifices (Episode 58)
  43. Created Feelings (Episode 9)
  44. Advance Of The Fool (Episode 21)
  45. Family Portrait (Episode 36)
  46. Doorway Of Darkness (Episode 25)
  47. The Return Of The Fuhrer (Episode 56)
  48. One Is All, All Is One (Episode 12)
  49. City Of Heresy (Episode 3)
  50. Revving At Full-Throttle (Episode 44)
  51. The Arrogant Palm Of A Small Human (Episode 18)
  52. Backs In The Distance (Episode 22)
  53. The Adults' Way Of Life (Episode 55)
  54. Hidden Truths (Episode 7)
  55. Fullmetal Alchemist (Episode 1)
  56. Ice Queen (Episode 34)
  57. Father Before The Grave (Episode 20)
  58. Looming Shadows (Episode 46)
  59. Miracle At Rush Valley (Episode 11)
  60. Sings Of A Counter Offensive (Episode 42)
  61. The 520 Cens Promise (Episode 31)
  62. Road Of Hope (Episode 6)
  63. The Fuhrer's Son (Episode 32)
  64. Interlude Party (Episode 27)

Episode Rankings: Gravity Falls

Gravity Falls is a fantastic cartoon, with sharp writing, an intriguing myth arc, and brisk pacing. It ends at the perfect time, right before it can overstay its welcome, and its short length makes for a must-watch for animation fans. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

  1. Not What He Seems (S2.11)
  2. Take Back The Falls (S2.20)
  3. Dreamscaperers (S1.19)
  4. Northwest Mansion Mystery (S2.10)
  5. Society Of The Blind Eye (S2.07)
  6. Weirdmaggedon (S2.18)
  7. A Tale Of Two Stans (S2.12)
  8. Into The Bunker (S2.02)
  9. Gideon Rises (S1.20)
  10. Scary-oke (S2.01)
  11. Bottomless Pit (S1.14)
  12. The Time Traveler's Pig (S1.09)
  13. Sock Opera (S2.04)
  14. Little Gift Shop Of Horrors (S2.06)
  15. Dipper & Mabel Vs The Future (S2.17)
  16. Boss Mabel (S1.13)
  17. Double Dipper (S1.07)
  18. Fight Fighters (S1.10)
  19. Escape From Reality (S2.19)
  20. Soos And The Real Girl (S2.05)
  21. The Deep End (S1.15)
  22. The Last Mabelcorn (S2.15)
  23. The Hand That Rocks The Mabel (S1.04)
  24. Dungeons, Dungeons, & More Dungeons (S2.13)
  25. Summerween (S1.12)
  26. The Golf War (S2.03)
  27. Land Before Swine (S1.18)
  28. Carpet Diem (S1.16)
  29. Tourist Trapped (S1.01)
  30. Irrational Treasure (S1.08)
  31. Little Dipper (S1.11)
  32. The Inconveniencing (S1.05)
  33. Blendin's Game (S2.08)
  34. The Legend Of The Gobblewonker (S1.02)
  35. Stanchurian Candidate (S2.14)
  36. Dipper Vs Manliness (S1.06)
  37. Headhunters (S1.03)
  38. Boyz Crazy (S1.17)
  39. The Love God (S2.09)
  40. Roadside Attaction (S2.16)

Episode Rankings: Fringe

Fringe is a bizarre show, slamming tons of sci-fi tropes together into this distinct blend. While the mythology was intriguing and characters likable, I personally found the show got a bit too ridiculous for its own good, though it was never boring. Here's my ranking of its episodes:   

  1. White Tulip (S2.18)
  2. Over There: Part 2 (S2.23)
  3. Entrada (S3.08)
  4. Letters Of Transit (S4.19)
  5. Over There: Part 1 (S2.22)
  6. Back To Where You've Never Been (S4.08)
  7. There's More Than One Of Everything (S1.20)
  8. Liberty (S5.06)
  9. Momentum Deferred (S2.04)
  10. Peter (S2.16)
  11. Anomaly XB-6783746 (S5.10)
  12. Enemy Of My Enemy (S4.09)
  13. Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (S3.19)
  14. Safe (S1.10)
  15. The End Of All Things (S4.14)
  16. Subject 13 (S3.15)
  17. Welcome To Westfield (S4.12)
  18. The Plateau (S3.03)
  19. Worlds Apart (S4.20)
  20. An Enemy Of Fate (S5.13)
  21. Ability (S1.14)
  22. Marionette (S3.09)
  23. Subject 9 (S4.04)
  24. The Road Not Taken (S1.19)
  25. Brave New World: Part 2 (S4.22)
  26. Grey Matters (S2.10)
  27. Black Blotter (S5.09)
  28. 6:02 AM EST (S3.20)
  29. Jacksonville (S2.15)
  30. The Abducted (S3.07)
  31. And Those We Left Behind (S4.06)
  32. A New Day In The Old Town (S2.01)
  33. Transilience Thought Unifier Model-11 (S5.01)
  34. Everything In Its Right Place (S4.17)
  35. Do Shapeshifters Dream Of Electric Sheep? (S3.04)
  36. Bad Dreams (S1.17)
  37. Olivia (S3.01)
  38. Through The Looking Glass And What Walter Found There (S5.06)
  39. The Man From The Other Side (S2.19)
  40. Bound (S1.11)
  41. The Last Sam Weiss (S3.21)
  42. Making Angels (S4.11)
  43. Of Human Action (S2.07)
  44. One Night In October (S4.02)
  45. 6B (S3.14)
  46. Amber 31422 (S3.05)
  47. The Boy Must Live (S5.11)
  48. Brave New World: Part 1 (S4.21)
  49. The Equation (S1.08)
  50. The Consultant (S4.18)
  51. The Bullet That Saved The World (S5.04)
  52. The Arrival (S1.04)
  53. August (S2.08)
  54. A Better Human Being (S4.05)
  55. Olivia In The Lab With The Revolver (S2.17)
  56. The Firefly (S3.10)
  57. Novation (S4.05)
  58. The Day We Died (S3.22)
  59. Neither Here Nor There (S4.01)
  60. The Box (S3.02)
  61. In Absentia (S5.02)
  62. Northwest Passage (S2.21)
  63. A Short Story About Love (S4.15)
  64. Os (S3.16)
  65. The Transformation (S1.13)
  66. Midnight (S1.18)
  67. In Which We Meet Mr Jones (S1.07)
  68. Inner Child (S1.15)
  69. 6955 kHz (S3.06)
  70. Pilot (S1.01)
  71. An Origin Story (S4.05)
  72. Bloodline (S3.18)
  73. Dream Logic (S2.05)
  74. Night Of Desirable Objects (S2.02)
  75. The Human Kind (S5.08)
  76. Forced Perspective (S4.10)
  77. Reciprocity (S3.11)
  78. The Dreamscape (S1.09)
  79. The Bishop Revival (S2.14)
  80. Stowaway (S3.17)
  81. Nothing As It Seems (S4.16)
  82. Power Hungry (S1.05)
  83. The Recordist (S5.03)
  84. Concentrate And Ask Again (S3.12)
  85. Earthling (S2.06)
  86. Wallflower (S4.07)
  87. Unleashed (S1.16)
  88. Johari Window (S2.12)
  89. The Same Old Story (S1.02)
  90. Five-Twenty-Ten (S5.07)
  91. Fracture (S2.03)
  92. Alone In The World (S4.03)
  93. The No-Brainer (S1.12)
  94. Snakehead (S2.09)
  95. Immortality (S3.13)
  96. The Cure (S1.06)
  97. What Lies Below (S2.13)
  98. The Ghost Network (S1.03)
  99. Unearthed (S2.11)
  100. Brown Betty (S2.20)

Saturday, February 12, 2022

Agents Of Shield (Season 4)

Season 4 of Agents Of Shield is amazing. The showrunners made the decision to split it into three separate arcs, which could've made the season feel disjointed, but it works. Everything transitions seamlessly, and the pacing is excellent. This was my favorite Agents Of Shield season that I watched prior to these reviews, and it's still fantastic.

Since this season is divided into three arcs, I'll split up my review accordingly:

The Ghost Rider Arc: The first eight episodes of this season revolve around the Ghost Rider, a really badass superhero whose only other live-action appearance was in the Nicholas Cage films. It's great to finally get to see that character done well, and his struggle with his "devil side" is very compelling. It also parallels Daisy spending much of this arc as a vigilante, pushing herself away from the rest of the team after the events of Season 3, and the dynamic between her and Robbie is great. Meanwhile, there's also a lot of focus put on SHIELD trying to improve their reputation by making an Inhuman their new director, a storyline that stays consistent through the whole season. The new director Jeffrey Mace is a bit annoying for most of this arc but you do warm up to him by the end. Unfortunately, while I do really like the Ghost Rider storyline, it's my least favorite of the three upon rewatch. It gets off to a bit of a slow start, the villains are some of the weakest in the whole show, and the midseason finale is honestly kind of dull. At its best, however, this arc offered some great episodes and a fantastic depiction of the iconic Ghost Rider character.

LMD Arc: I didn't love the LMD arc when I first saw it, but it actually held up really well upon rewatch. The Ghost Rider arc introduces the LMD that Radcliffe built, Aida, who ends up having to read the Darkhold (that evil Doctor Strange book) to save the team. This prompts Radcliffe to want the Darkhold for himself, replacing May with an LMD in an attempt to get it. There's a great sense of paranoia to the whole arc, especially once the show introduces the fact that characters other than May could be LMDs as well, as well as some interesting themes on man vs machine. The stuff regarding SHIELD's reputation is also mostly fantastic, between the reveal that Mace isn't an Inhuman and the stuff with Nadeer. However, I think the arc does start to suffer once it introduces the Superior, the Russian leader of the Inhuman-hating Watchdogs. He's not very compelling at all, and really drags down the season. Thankfully, it all ends on one of the, if not the, best episodes of the whole show, making the whole arc more than worth it.

Framework Arc: But while I like the LMD and Ghost Rider arcs, they don't even come close to the final storyline of the season: The Framework arc. I've expressed my distaste with alternate universe episodes but this is a huge exception, I love this storyline. It's primarily about Daisy and Simmons going into the Framework that Radcliffe and Aida built to save the rest of the team, a virtual reality where everyone's regrets never happened. Unfortunately, those regrets not happened ending up leading to a 1984-esque Hydra-owned hellhole, where May and Fitz are the villains, Ward is a double agent but for SHIELD, and Mack has the daughter he previously lost. Seeing Daisy and Simmons try to survive such an oppressive place is already super gripping (and the political commentary, while not subtle, very much works here), but I especially love how the Framework fits in with everyone's character arcs for the season. Fitz has to deal with feeling like a monster after helping to create Aida, Daisy has to deal with Lincoln's death all over again, Mack has to deal with the loss of his kid, and so on. Despite being an alternate reality, much of the development from the Framework ends up sticking, and the last two episodes taking place back in the real world not only affirms this development but brings together all the previous arcs for one big final battle with Aida. It's just fantastic.

While most of the season was great, these are the highlights. Yes, I know most of them are from the Framework arc:

Tbe Good Samaritan: This episode was a pretty fantastic turning point for the Ghost Rider arc, as it really feels like everything is starting to reach its fever pitch. For starters, Robbie reveals that he's Ghost Rider to his brother, as we finally learn about his backstory. The big confrontation on the Quinjet is tense, the reveal of the true villain was pretty cool, and the big cliffhanger left me stunned when I first watched it.

Deals With Our Devils: I was surprised to find that I liked this one a lot more than when I first watched it, the way it jumps between the perspectives of the team and Fitz, Coulson, and Robbie is really cool. There's also a lot of fantastic plot progression, like Simmons and Fitz reuniting, Aida reading the Darkhold, and Coulson learning that Mace has been colluding with Nadeer.

Self Control: This is an amazing episode, easily the show's best up to this point. With LMDs all over the base, the sense of paranoia is off the charts, and it leads to plenty of electric scenes where the characters just can't trust anyone. The whole episode is filled with legendary scenes, like Fitz and Simmons trying to figure out which of them is the LMD, Daisy blowing Mack to pieces, the Daisy LMDs, LMD May's sacrifice, Radcliffe being killed, and of course, that insane final scene that introduces the Framework. I also have to say, as of this episode, I think I'm starting to like the Skimmons ship... huh... 

What If...: This was such a tense and anxiety-inducing episode, and a strong start to the Framework arc. The show throws both Daisy and Simmons in the deep end and forces them to quickly adapt to a Hydra-occupied world that they're completely unfamiliar with. It all adds up to one of the bleakest episodes of the whole show.

No Regrets: I can't understate just how much of a 180 I made on Mace both times I watched this season. The writers want you to hate him at first, because he's new, unfamiliar, and a bit untrustworthy. But eventually you realize that he really does want to save the world, and his sacrifice to save a child and the rest of the team is just such a noble end to the character. A true patriot. Oh, and May turning against Hydra and giving Daisy a Terrigen crystal is pretty great too.

Farewell, Cruel World: This is pretty much the end of the Framework arc. While not the season finale, most of the cast is back in the real world by the end of this episode. Thankfully, Farewell Cruel World is a fantastic episode. It's fast-paced, tense, and action-packed that evokes the third act of the Matrix in a lot of ways. The final third in particular is fantastic, from Coulson and May's reunion, to Simmons's confrontation with Fitz, to Mack deciding to stay. The emotional moments all land incredibly well. 

The Return: I know I said What If... is one of the bleakest episodes in the series, but The Return is the bleakest episode in the series, at least so far. Saying the team had a rude awakening would be putting it lightly, with Coulson and May trapped underwater, the base being destroyed, SHIELD being declared fugitives again, Elena learning about Mack, and all that sweet sweet drama between Fitz, Simmons, and Aida. This episode is raw, emotional, and incredibly well-acted, while also managing to include some great action and the long-awaited return of Ghost Rider.

World's End: This finale is absolutely packed, but still manages to be a satisfying ending to the season. Obviously, the big emotional stuff happens in the Framework, with Hope disappearing and Radcliffe's death. But there's also Coulson briefly becoming the Ghost Rider, May and Coulson finally getting to discuss their relationship, Talbot getting shot, SHIELD's reputation getting destroyed, and of course, that pretty crazy abduction cliffhanger. This was the last episode that I saw before quitting the show, and I couldn't be more excited to see what happens next.

Overall, Season 4 is amazing. It's well-paced, character-driven, exciting, emotional, and every single one of the three arcs are great in their own ways. And the Framework arc, one of the best storylines in all of television. I can't overstate this enough, I love this season, and it held up just as well upon rewatch.

5/5 Stars

Friday, February 11, 2022

Episode Rankings: Kaguya-Sama Love Is War

Kaguya-Sama: Love Is War is hysterical, it's one of the funniest anime ever made and an absolute joy from start to finish. While the writing is sharp, the premise is inherently funny, the animation is energetic, and the balance of comedy and drama is perfect, it's the cast of characters that really makes the show amazing. Each character is simultaneously lovable and fleshed out, and the vocal performances are absolutely fantastic. I love all these dorks and am very excited to see them again in Season 3. But for now, here's my ranking of its episodes so far:

  1. Kaguya Wants To Confess/Dual Confessions/The Shuchiin Afterparty (S3.12)
  2. Yu Ishigami Closes His Eyes: Part 2/Miyuki Shirogane And Yu Ishigami/Kyoko Otomo Doesn't Realize (S2.11) - "Go to hell, dumbass." And everyone cheered.
  3. The Student Council Would Like A Group Photo/The Student Council Is Going To Get That Group Photo/Chika Fujiwara Wants To Inflate (S2.12) - This was a fantastic and emotional season finale... and the best part was the cast trying to blow up a balloon without popping it.
  4. I Can't Hear The Fireworks: Part 2/Kaguya Doesn't Want To Avoid Him (S1.12)
  5. I Don't Want To Make Miko Iino Smile/I Want To Make Miko Iino Smile/Kaguya Isn't Getting Called (S2.06)
  6. Kozue Makihara Wants To Have Fun/Chika Fujiwara Wants To Unmask/Miyuki Shirogane's Cultural Festival (S3.10)
  7. Chika Fujiwara Wants To Beat A Rhythm/Ai Hayasaka Wants To Talk/Maki Shijo Wants Some Help (S3.05)
  8. Kaguya Wants Affection/The Student Council Wants It To Be Said/Kaguya Wants Him To Send It/Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Talk (S1.04)
  9. Ai Hayasaka Wants To Stave Them Off/The Student Council Has Not Achieved Nirvana/Kaguya Wants To Get Married/Kaguya Wants To Celebrate (S2.01)
  10. Ai Hayasaka Wants To Get Soaked/Chika Fujiwara Really Wants To Eat It/Miyuki Shirogane Wants To See You/I Can't Hear The Fireworks: Part 1 (S1.11)
  11. Kei Shirogane Can't Speak/Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Dance/Kobachi Osaragi Wants To Crack Down/Miyuki Shirogane's Dad Wants To Find Out (S2.10)
  12. Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Gaze At The Moon/The 67th Student Council/Kaguya Doesn't Want To Say It (S2.03)
  13. Kaguya Wants To Give A Gift/Chika Fujiwara Wants To Pay A Visit/About Kaguya Shinomiya (S1.09) - Sick Kaguya is adorable.
  14. Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Make Her Confess: Part 4/Tsubame Koyasu Wants To Say No/Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Make Her Confess: Part 5 (S3.11)
  15. Kei Shirogane Wants To Show Off/About Kaguya Shinomiya: Part 2/Kaguya Wants To Confess (S3.08)
  16. Miko Iino Wants To Control Herself/Kaguya Doesn't Scare Easily/Kaguya Wants To Be Examined (S2.08)
  17. Miyuki Shirogane Still Hasn't Done It/Kaguya Wants To Be Figured Out/Kaguya Wants To Walk (S1.03) - That Chika dance still blows me away, so fluid and well-animated.
  18. The Student Council Wants To Move Forward/Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Make Her Confess: Part 2/Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Make Her Confess: Part 3 (S3.06)
  19. Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Work/Kaguya Wants Him To Join In/Kaguya Wants To Control It (S1.07)
  20. Ai Hayasaka Wants Him To Fall For Her/Kaguya Wants To Be Confessed To/Miko Iino Wants To Set Things Right (S2.04) - Hayasaka's "Hey, hey!" lives in my brain rent free.
  21. Miko Iino Wants To Be Soothed/Kaguya Doesn't Realize/Chika Fujiwara Wants To Fight (S3.01)
  22. Kaguya Wants To Handle It/Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Show Off/Kaguya Wants To Be Covered (S1.05)
  23. Kaguya Shinomiya's Impossible Demand: "A Cowrie A Swallow Gave Birth To" Part 1/Yu Ishigami Wants To Prove Himself Worthy/Chika Fujiwara Wants To Stay Over (S3.04)
  24. Kaguya Wants To Trade/Chika Wants To Go Somewhere/Miyuki Wants To Hide His Ignorance (S1.02)
  25. Kaguya Wants To Know/Kaguya Wants To Give A Gift/Chika Fujiwara Wants To Confirm It (S2.02)
  26. Spring Of First Year/Kaguya's Culture Festival/Yu Ishigami's Culture Festival (S3.09)
  27. Kaguya Wants To Undress Him/Kaguya Wants To Make Him Let Go/Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Make Her Read/Kaguya <3 Aquarium (S2.07)
  28. Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Mediate/Kaguya Wants To Take Him Out/Kaguya Wants To Interrupt (S3.02)
  29. Kaguya Wants Her To Say It/Miyuki Shirogane Can't Lose/Ishigami Closes His Eyes (S1.08)
  30. Miyuki Shirogane Wants Girls To Fall For Him/Nagisa Kashiwagi Wants To Console/Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Sing/Kaguya Wants To Kick Them Down (S2.05)
  31. I Will Make You Invite Me To A Movie/Kaguya Wants To Be Stopped/Kaguya Wants It (S1.01)
  32. Yu Ishigami Closes His Eyes: Part 2/Kaguya Wants To Touch/Kaguya Doesn't Say No (S2.09)
  33. Kaguya Won't Forgive/Kaguya Wants To Forgive/Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Go Somewhere (S1.10)
  34. Nagisa Kashiwagi Wants To Kill/Maki Shijo Wants To Take Action/Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Be Believed (S3.03)
  35. Yu Ishigami Wants To Live/Chika Fujiwara Wants To Test You/Kaguya Wants To Be Noticed (S1.06)
  36. Miko Iino Can't Love: Part 1/Students Wish To Discuss The Culture Festival/Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Blow It Up (S3.07)