Episode Rankings: Assassination Classroom

Assassination Classroom was just a really pleasant and satisfying anime in pretty much every sense of the word. It boasts a vast and stellar cast that managed to impressively all get enough screentime and development, it has an inventive premise and a compelling plot that feels really well-planned out, it's long enough to feel like I didn't get short-changed but not too long that it overstays its welcome, and while it stumbles every once in a while, it absolutely sticks the landing. It's just such an easy show to watch, and an easy recommendation for anyone who somehow hasn't seen it yet. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

1. Graduation Time (S2.24)
2. Outcome Time (S2.18)
3. Secret Identity Time (S2.14)
4. Action Time (S1.18)
5. Discord Time (S2.15)
6. Karma's Time, 2nd Period (S1.20)
7. Confession Time (S2.16)
8. School's Out, 1st Term (S1.16)
9. Future Time (S2.25)
10. Happy Birthday Time (S2.22)
11. Nagisa Time (S1.22)
12. Past Time (S2.16)
13. Pandemonium Time (S1.19)
14. Let Live Time (S2.13)
15. Talent Time (S1.13)
16. Spinning Time (S2.04)
17. XX Time (S1.21)
18. Trust Time (S2.21)
19. School Trip Time, 2nd Period (S1.08)
20. Final Boss Time (S2.23)
21. Island Time (S1.17)
22. School Festival Time (S2.10)
23. Grown-Up Time (S1.04)
24. End-Of-Term Time (S1.15)
25. Think Outside The Box Time (S2.12)
26. Transfer Student Time (S1.09)
27. Leader Time (S2.04)
28. Ball Game Tournament (S1.12)
29. School Trip Time, 1st Period (S1.07)
30. Karma's Time (S1.03)
31. Reaper Time: Part 2 (S2.08)
32. Vision Time (S1.14)
33. End Of Term Time, 2nd Period (S2.11)
34. L And R Time (S1.10)
35. Valentine's Day Time (S2.20)
36. Kaede Time (S2.02)
37. Assassination Time (S1.01)
38. Assembly Time (S1.05)
39. Reaper Time: Part 1 (S2.07)
40. Itona Horibe's Time (S2.03)
41. Transfer Student Time, 2nd Period (S1.11)
42. Baseball Time (S1.02)
43. Summer Festival Time, 1st Period (S2.01)
44. Test Time (S1.06)
45. Before & After Time (S2.06)
46. Outer Space Time (S2.19)
47. Round Two Time (S2.09)

Episode Rankings: Precure

Precure is a long show that's technically divided into a bunch of smaller shows, so I totally could've done individual rankings for each, but I wanted to compare each episode with each other, so I compiled them into a single ranking of every Precure show I've seen (thus not including Delicious Party since I couldn't finish it).

Episode Rankings: How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother isn't one of the funnier sitcoms ever made (though it definitely has its moments), but it does boast some of the best plotting in a sitcom. This show's flashback structure is incredibly well-executed and allows for some strong character development, hilarious smash cuts, and effective emotional gut punches. While HIMYM isn't anything spectacular and does suffer from a pretty awful ending, I still found myself enjoying the series and would easily recommend it to sitcom fans. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

1. How Your Mother Met Me (S9.16)
2. Girls Vs Suits (S5.12)
3. The Final Page: Part 2 (S8.12)
4. Slap Bet (S2.09)
5. Subway Wars (S6.04)
6. The Final Page: Part 1 (S8.11)
7. Symphony Of Illumination (S7.12)
8. Something New (S8.24)
9. The Playbook (S5.08)
10. Sandcastles In The Sand (S3.16)
11. Bad News (S6.13)
12. The Leap (S4.24)
13. The Pineapple Incident (S1.10)
14. Challenge Accepted (S6.24)
15. Arrivaderci, Fiero (S2.17) - 500 Miles is the greatest song ever
16. Intervention (S4.04)
17. Swarley (S2.07)
18. False Positive (S6.12)
19. The Time Travelers (S8.20)
20. Tick Tick Tick (S7.10)
21. Come On (S1.22)
22. The Magician's Code: Part 2 (S7.24)
23. Game Night (S1.15) - The start of Barney's villain arc 
24. Last Words (S6.14)
25. Trilogy Time (S7.20)
26. Gary Blauman (S9.21)
27. The Possimpible (S4.14)
28. How I Met Everyone Else (S3.05)
29. Something Borrowed (S2.21)
30. The Window (S5.10)
31. Disaster Averted (S7.09)
32. Spoiler Alert (S3.08)
33. Glitter (S6.09)
34. End Of The Aisle (S9.22)
35. The Naked Man (S4.09)
36. Something Blue (S2.22)
37. Platoonish (S9.09)
38. The Three Days Rule (S4.21)
39. Perfect Week (S5.14)
40. Miracles (S3.20)
41. The Limo (S1.11)
42. Of Course (S5.17)
43. The Over-Correction (S8.10)
44. The Best Burger In New York (S4.02)
45. The Magician's Code: Part 1 (S7.23)
46. Farhampton (S8.01)
47. Three Days Of Snow (S4.13)
48. Showdown (S2.20)
49. Slapsgiving (S3.09)
50. Dopplegangers (S5.24)
51. Brunch (S2.03)
52. Robin 101 (S5.03)
53. No Pressure (S7.17)
54. Happily Ever After (S4.06)
55. Monday Night Football (S2.14)
56. Rally (S9.18)
57. Ducky Tie (S7.03)
58. The Front Porch (S4.17)
59. The Goat (S3.17)
60. Dowisetrepia (S3.07)
61. The Rebound Girl (S7.11)
62. Unpause (S9.15)
63. The Wedding Bride (S5.23)
64. Drumroll, Please (S1.13)
65. Definitions (S5.01)
66. No Questions Asked (S9.07)
67. Legendaddy (S6.19)
68. Benefits (S4.12)
69. How Lily Stole Christmas (S2.11)
70. Cleaning House (S6.02)
71. Bass Player Wanted (S9.13)
72. The Best Man (S7.01)
73. The Platinum Rule (S3.11)
74. Blitzgiving (S6.10)
75. Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM (S1.18)
76. Right Place, Right Time (S4.22)
77. Okay Awesome (S1.05)
78. Shelter Island (S4.05)
79. PS I Love You (S8.15)
80. Jenkins (S5.13)
81. World's Greatest Couple (S2.05)
82. Natural History (S6.08)
83. Little Minnesota (S4.11)
84. Milk (S1.21)
85. Landmarks (S6.23)
86. Splitsville (S8.06)
87. Slapsgiving 2: Revenge Of The Slap (S5.09)
88. Do I Know You? (S4.01)
89. Sunrise (S9.17)
90. Pilot (S1.01)
91. Last Time In New York (S9.03)
92. The Drunk Train (S7.16)
93. Lucky Penny (S2.15)
94. Say Cheese (S5.18)
95. The Stinson Missile Crisis (S7.04)
96. The Bro Mitzvah (S8.22)
97. I'm Not That Guy (S3.06)
98. Ted Mosby, Architect (S2.04)
99. Murtaugh (S4.19)
100. The Wedding (S1.12)
101. Daisy (S9.20)
102. Double Date (S5.02)
103. The Slutty Pumpkin Returns (S7.08)
104. Where Were We? (S2.01)
105. Big Days (S6.01)
106. Rabbit Or Duck (S5.15)
107. Moving Day (S2.18)
108. Purple Giraffes (S1.02)
109. Oh Honey (S6.15)
110. Woooo! (S4.08)
111. Weekend At Barney's (S8.18)
112. Third Wheel (S3.03)
113. As Fast As She Can (S4.23)
114. Atlantic City (S2.08)
115. No Tomorrow (S3.12)
116. Band Or DJ? (S8.13)
117. Home Wreckers (S5.20)
118. Sorry, Bro (S4.16)
119. The Broath (S7.19)
120. Bagpipes (S5.06)
121. Cupcake (S1.16)
122. Baby Talk (S6.06)
123. The Sweet Taste Of Liberty (S1.03)
124. Something Old (S8.23)
125. The Naked Truth (S7.02)
126. Who Wants To Be A Godparent (S8.04)
127. Single Stamina (S2.10)
128. Robots Vs Wrestlers (S5.22)
129. The Yips (S3.10)
130. Mary The Paralegal (S1.19)
131. A Change Of Heart (S6.18)
132. Ten Horny Women (S8.08)
133. Tailgate (S7.13)
134. Unfinished (S6.03)
135. Not A Father's Day (S4.07)
136. Now We're Even (S7.21)
137. Slutty Pumpkin (S1.06)
138. I Heart NJ (S4.03)
139. Wait For It (S3.01)
140. Duel Citizenships (S5.05)
141. The Pre Nup (S8.02)
142. Karma (S7.18)
143. Columns (S2.13)
144. The Bracket (S3.14)
145. Zoo Or False (S5.19)
146. The Mermaid Theory (S6.11)
147. The Locket (S9.01)
148. The Scorpion And The Toad (S2.02)
149. The Rehearsal Dinner (S9.12)
150. Bad Crazy (S8.16)
151. Mystery Vs History (S7.06)
152. Old King Clancy (S4.18)
153. Hopeless (S6.21)
154. Good Crazy (S7.22)
155. Stuff (S2.16)
156. Vesuvius (S9.19)
157. Lobster Crawl (S8.09)
158. The Sexless Innkeeper (S5.04)
159. Mosbius Designs (S4.20)
160. Zip, Zip, Zip (S1.14)
161. Hooked (S5.16)
162. Desperation Day (S6.16)
163. The Broken Code (S9.04)
164. We're Not From Here (S3.02)
165. The Fortress (S8.19)
166. The Autumn Of Breakups (S8.05) - 7.9
167. Bachelor Party (S2.19)
168. The Duel (S1.08)
169. Noretta (S7.07)
170. 46 Minutes (S7.14)
171. Knight Vision (S9.06)
172. Canning Randy (S6.07)
173. The Stinsons (S4.15)
174. The Exploding Meatball Sub (S6.20)
175. The Chain Of Screaming (S3.15)
176. Twin Beds (S5.21)
177. Ten Sessions (S3.13)
178. Coming Back (S9.02)
179. Aldrin Justice (S2.06)
180. Return Of The Shirt (S1.04)
181. The Fight (S4.10)
182. The Ashtray (S8.17) 
183. The Rough Patch (S5.07)
184. Architect Of Destruction (S6.05)
185. Life Among The Gorillas (S1.17)
186. Romeward Bound (S8.21)
187. Best Prom Ever (S1.20)
188. Field Trip (S7.05)
189. Little Boys (S3.04)
190. Nannies (S8.03)
191. The Perfect Cocktail (S6.22)
192. Belly Full Of Turkey (S1.09)
193. Rebound Bro (S3.18)
194. Matchmaker (S1.07)
195. First Time In New York (S2.12)
196. Ring Up (S8.14)
197. The Poker Game (S9.05)
198. Last Cigarette Ever (S5.11)
199. Garbage Island (S6.17) 
200. The Stamp Tramp (S8.07)
201. Everything Must Go (S3.19)
202. The Burning Beekeeper (S7.15)
203. The Lighthouse (S9.08)
204. Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment In Slapmarra (S9.14)
205. Mom And Dad (S9.10)
206. Bedtime Stories (S9.11)
207. Last Forever (S9.23/24)

Episode Rankings: Stargate SG-1 - So Far

I... dropped Stargate SG-1. I was really excited but it felt like it was going to scratch the same itch as Star Trek would, but I guess I just couldn't really gel with it. The lore wasn't interesting enough, the characters weren't memorable enough, it all just felt like mediocre. By Season 4, even if the quality had improved, it felt like I was just sleep-walking through it. I know a lot of people really like this one, so it's still probably  worth watching if you're a fan of the genre, but it wasn't for me. I may get back to it some day, but for now, here's my ranking of the episodes I did see from Seasons 1-4:

1. Window Of Opportunity (S4.06)
2. The Fifth Race (S2.15)
3. 2010 (S4.16)
4. Pretense (S3.15)
5. Exodus (S4.22)
6. There But For The Grace Of God (S1.19)
7. The Devil You Know (S3.13)
8. Within The Serpent's Grasp (S1.20)
9. Nemesis (S3.22)
10. The Tok'ra: Part 2 (S2.12)
11. Chain Reaction (S4.15)
12. Forever In A Day (S3.10)
13. The Serpent's Lair (S2.01)
14. Jolinar's Memories (S3.12)
15. The Serpent's Song (S2.18)
16. Upgrades (S4.03)
17. Shades Of Gray (S3.18)
18. 1969 (S2.21)
19. The Serpent's Venom (S4.14)
20. The Tok'ra: Part 1 (S2.11)
21. Bloodlines (S1.11)
22. Secrets (S2.09)
23. Tangent (S4.12)
24. Into The Fire (S3.01)
25. Solitudes (S1.17)
26. Small Victories (S4.01)
27. Thor's Hammer (S1.09)
28. Thor's Chariot (S2.06)
29. Politics (S1.20)
30. Fair Game (S3.03)
31. The Enemy Within (S1.02)
32. A Matter Of Time (S2.16)
33. Point Of View (S3.06)
34. In The Line Of Duty (S2.02)
35. Crystal Skull (S3.21)
36. The Torment Of Tantalus (S1.10)
37. Out Of Mind (S2.22)
38. Watergate (S4.07)
39. The Other Side (S4.02)
40. Double Jeopardy (S4.21)
41. Cold Lazarus (S1.06)
42. The Curse (S4.13)
43. Touchstone (S2.14)
44. Divide And Conquer (S4.05)
45. Seth (S3.02)
46. Cor-ai (S1.15)
47. Foothold (S3.14)
48. Family (S2.08)
49. Point Of No Return (S4.11)
50. Deadman Switch (S3.07)
51. Tin Man (S1.18)
52. Scorched Earth (S4.09)
53. Maternal Instinct (S3.20)
54. Absolute Power (S4.17)
55. The Nox (S1.07)
56. Message In A Bottle (S2.07)
57. Past And Present (S3.11)
58. Prodigy (S4.19)
59. Enigma (S1.16)
60. Learning Curve (S3.05)
61. Prisoners (S2.03)
62. Holiday (S2.17)
63. Singularity (S1.14)
64. The First Commandment (S1.05)
65. Entity (S4.20)
66. The First Ones (S4.08)
67. New Ground (S3.19)
68. Crossroads (S4.04)
69. Children Of The Gods (S1.01)
70. Show And Tell (S2.20)
71. Demons (S3.08)
72. Fire And Water (S1.12)
73. The Light (S4.18)
74. Bane (S2.10)
75. A Hundred Days (S3.17)
76. The Broca Divide (S1.04)
77. Rules Of Engagement (S3.09)
78. Beneath The Surface (S4.10)
79. The Gamekeeper (S2.04)
80. Hathor (S1.13)
81. Legacy (S3.04)
82. Need (S2.05)
83. Urgo (S3.16)
84. Spirits (S2.13)
85. One False Step (S2.19)
86. Brief Candle (S1.08)
87. Emancipation (S1.03)

Episode Rankings: Mad Men

Mad Men is such a weird anomaly of a show. It's simultaneously a relaxing nostalgia trip through a glorified version of the 60s, and a dramatic deconstruction of the era. It's a plotless character-driven slice of life, that also happens to boast some of the craziest plot twists I've seen in a show. These paradoxes feel they should make Mad Men feel like a disjointed mess, but it's not, it all meshes together into a drama that feels like one of its kind. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

1. Shut The Door, Have A Seat (S3.13)
2. Waterloo (S7.07)
3. The Suitcase (S4.07)
4. Nixon Vs Kennedy (S1.12)
5. In Care Of (S6.13)
6. Person To Person (S7.14)
7. The Other Woman (S5.11)
8. Guy Walks Into An Advertising Agency (S3.06)
9. The Wheel (S1.13)
10. The Gypsy And The Hobo (S3.11)
11. Time & Life (S7.11)
12. The Gold Violin (S2.07)
13. Tomorrowland (S4.13)
14. Meditations In An Emergency (S2.13)
15. Commissions And Fees (S5.12)
16. The Milk And Honey Route (S7.13)
17. My Old Kentucky Home (S3.03)
18. The Flood (S6.05)
19. The Strategy (S7.06)
20. Signal 30 (S5.05)
21. The Chrysanthemum And The Sword (S4.05)
22. Red In The Face (S1.07)
23. Hands And Knees (S4.10)
24. The Phantom (S5.13)
25. A Night To Remember (S2.08)
26. Favors (S6.11)
27. Seven Thirty-Three (S3.07)
28. Shoot (S1.09)
29. Public Relations (S4.01)
30. The Mountain King (S2.12)
31. Field Trip (S7.03)
32. Indian Summer (S1.11)
33. A Little Kiss: Part 2 (S5.02)
34. Wee Small Hours (S3.09)
35. Man With A Plan (S6.07)
36. At The Codfish Ball (S5.07)
37. The Grown Ups (S3.12)
38. Lost Horizon (S7.12)
39. 5G (S1.05)
40. The Good News (S4.03)
41. Long Weekend (S1.10)
42. Out Of Town (S3.01)
43. For Immediate Release (S6.06)
44. Waldorf Stories (S4.06)
45. Blowing Smoke (S4.12)
46. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes (S1.01)
47. A Little Kiss: Part 1 (S5.01)
48. The Benefactor (S2.03)
49. The Quality Of Mercy (S6.12)
50. Six Month Leave (S2.09)
51. Christmas Waltz (S5.10)
52. To Have And To Hold (S6.04)
53. Three Sundays (S2.04)
54. The Summer Man (S4.08)
55. The Monolith (S7.04)
56. New Amsterdam (S1.04)
57. The Rejected (S4.04)
58. A Day's Work (S7.02)
59. The Hobo Code (S1.08)
60. Chinese Wall (S4.11)
61. The Doorway: Part 2 (S6.02)
62. The Arrangements (S3.04)
63. The Forecast (S7.10)
64. Lady Lazarus (S5.08)
65. Severance (S7.08)
66. The Color Blue (S3.10)
67. Flight 9 (S2.02)
68. Collaborators (S6.03)
69. Mystery Date (S5.04)
70. The New Girl (S2.05)
71. Love Among The Ruins (S3.02)
72. The Better Half (S6.09)
73. Time Zones (S7.01)
74. Far Away Places (S5.06)
75. Marriage Of Figaro (S1.03)
76. The Doorway: Part 1 (S6.01)
77. The Fog (S3.05)
78. The Runaways (S7.05)
79. The Beautiful Girls (S4.09)
80. Christmas Comes But Once A Year (S4.02)
81. The Inheritance (S2.10)
82. Souvenir (S3.08)
83. Dark Shadows (S5.09)
84. Babylon (S1.06)
85. New Business (S7.09)
86. Maidenform (S2.06)
87. Ladies Room (S1.02)
88. A Tale Of Two Cities (S6.10)
89. The Jet Set (S2.11)
90. For Those Who Think Young (S2.01)
91. The Crash (S6.08)
92. Tea Leaves (S5.03)

Episode Rankings: The West Wing

The West Wing is a good political show carried hard by its lovable cast and the immaculate writing of Aaron Sorkin. The way it structures itself is unconventional and it's fair to say the politics of it haven't aged the best, and yet the writing, the characters, the standout moments of drama, and the sentimental tone still holds up in my eyes. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

1. Commencement (S4.22)
2. Dead Irish Writers (S3.15)
3. 17 People (S2.17)
4. In The Shadow Of Two Gunmen: Part 2 (S2.02)
5. Posse Comitatus (S3.21)
6. Game On (S4.06)
7. He Shall, From Time To Time (S1.12)
8. The US Poet Laureate (S3.16)
9. Manchester: Part 2 (S3.02)
10. Evidence Of Things Not Seen (S4.20)
11. Hartsfield's Landing (S3.14)
12. Noel (S2.10)
13. Celestial Navigation (S1.15)
14. Election Night (S4.07)
15. In The Shadow Of Two Gunmen: Part 1 (S2.01)
16. Bartlet For America (S3.09)
17. What Kind Of Day Has It Been (S1.22)
18. 18th And Potomac (S2.21)
19. 20 Hours In America: Part 2 (S4.02)
20. The Stackhouse Filibuster (S2.17)
21. 25 (S4.23)
22. Enemies Foreign And Domestic (S3.18)
23. The Short List (S1.09)
24. Inauguration: Part 2 (S4.15)
25. Manchester: Part 1 (S3.01)
26. Let Bartlet Be Bartlet (S1.19)
27. Two Cathedrals (S2.22)
28. We Killed Yamamoto (S3.20)
29. In Excelsis Dei (S1.10)
30. 20 Hours In America: Part 1 (S4.01)
31. Shibboleth (S2.08)
32. Process Stories (S4.08)
33. H Con - 172 (S3.10)
34. Bartlet's Third State Of The Union (S2.13)
35. Pilot (S1.01)
36. The Fall's Gonna Kill You (S2.20)
37. Life On Mars (S4.21)
38. Lies, Damn Lies, And Statistics (S1.21)
39. Inauguration: Part 1 (S4.14)
40. Six Meetings Before Lunch (S1.18)
41. The Midterms (S2.03)
42. Holy Night (S4.11)
43. A Proportional Response (S1.03)
44. War Crimes (S3.05)
45. Bad Moon Rising (S2.19)
46. The Black Vera Wang (S3.19)
47. The War At Home (S2.14)
48. Ways And Means (S3.03)
49. Mr Willis Of Ohio (S1.06)
50. The California 47th (S4.16)
51. And It's Surely To Their Credit (S2.05)
52. 100,000 Airplanes (S3.11)
53. Take Out The Trash Day (S1.13)
54. Stirred (S3.17)
55. College Kids (S4.03)
56. The Indians In The Lobby (S3.07)
57. Somebody's Going To Emergency, Somebody's Going To Jail (S2.16)
58. Angel Maintenance (S4.19)
59. Arctic Radar (S4.10)
60. Five Votes Down (S1.04)
61. Enemies (S1.08)
62. Galileo (S2.09)
63. Mandatory Minimums (S1.20)
64. Night Five (S3.13)
65. Ellie (S2.15)
66. Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc (S1.02)
67. In This White House (S2.04)
68. Red Haven's On Fire (S4.17)
69. Gone Quiet (S3.06)
70. Lord John Marbury (S1.11)
71. Take This Sabbath Day (S1.14)
72. On The Day Before (S3.04)
73. The Leadership Breakfast (S2.11)
74. The Red Moss (S4.04)
75. The Crackpots And These Women (S1.05)
76. The Lame Duck Congress (S2.06)
77. The State Dinner (S1.07)
78. The Women Of Qumar (S3.08)
79. Swiss Diplomacy (S4.09)
80. The Two Bartlets (S3.12)
81. The Drop-In (S2.12)
82. The White House Pro-Am (S1.17)
83. Guns Not Butter (S4.12)
84. Debate Camp (S4.05)
85. The Portland Trip (S2.07)
86. Privateers (S4.18)
87. 20 Hours In LA (S1.16)
88. The Long Goodbye (S4.13)
89. Isaac And Ishmael (S3.00)

Episode Rankings: Bojack Horseman

Bojack Horseman is one of the greatest shows of the 2010s, and honestly just one of the best animation series in general. The characters are fleshed-out and interesting, the writing is sharp and clever, the drama is gripping and emotionally effective, the animation is inventive, and the show manages to balance a whole bunch of disparate tones pretty much perfectly. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

1. The View From Halfway Down (S6.15)
2. The Showstopper (S5.11)
3. Fish Out Of Water (S3.04)
4. Free Churro (S5.06)
5. The Face Of Depression (S6.07)
6. Nice While It Lasted (S6.16)
7. Stupid Piece Of Shit (S4.06)
8. Escape From LA (S2.11)
9. Ruthie (S4.09)
10. The Stopped Show (S5.12)
11. Surprise! (S6.04)
12. The Telescope (S1.08)
13. Xerox Of A Xerox (S6.12)
14. That Went Well (S3.12)
15. The New Client (S6.02)
16. Downer Ending (S1.11)
17. Angela (S6.13)
18. What Time Is It Right Now (S4.12)
19. The Amelia Earhart Story (S5.05)
20. Best Thing That Ever Happened (S3.09)
21. That's Too Much, Man (S3.11)
22. Time's Arrow (S4.11)
23. Let's Find Out (S2.08)
24. Good Damage (S6.10)
25. The Old Sugerman Place (S4.02)
26. Head In The Clouds (S5.10)
27. The Bojack Horseman Show (S3.02)
28. Hooray! Todd Episode! (S4.03)
29. Int SUB (S5.07)
30. Say Anything (S1.07)
31. The Dog Days Are Over (S5.02)
32. It's You (S3.10)
33. Intermediate Scene Study w/ Bojack Horseman (S6.09)
34. Out To Sea (S2.12)
35. After The Party (S2.04)
36. Yes And (S2.10)
37. lovin that cali lifestyle (S4.10)
38. The Horny Unicorn (S6.13)
39. Horse Majeur (S1.09)
40. Brand New Couch (S2.01)
41. A Quick One, While He's Away (S6.08)
42. Brrap Brrap Pew Pew (S3.06)
43. A Horse Walks Into Rehab (S6.01)
44. Later (S1.12)
45. Sunk Cost And All That (S6.11)
46. Live Fast, Diane Nguyen (S1.05)
47. See Mr Peanutbutter Run (S4.01)
48. Yesterdayland (S2.02)
49. Stop The Presses (S3.07)
50. Mr Peanutbutter's Boos (S5.08)
51. A Little Uneven, Is All (S6.05)
52. Feel-Good Story (S6.03)
53. The Shot (S2.09)
54. Zoes And Zeldas (S1.04)
55. Bojack The Feminist (S5.04)
56. Still Broken (S2.03)
57. Underground (S4.07)
58. The Light Bulb Scene (S5.01)
59. Start Spreading The News (S3.01)
60. One Trick Pony (S1.10)
61. Hank After Dark (S2.07)
62. Commence Fracking (S4.04)
63. Love And/Or Marriage (S3.05)
64. Ancient History (S5.09)
65. Our A-Story Is A D-Story (S1.06)
66. Old Acquaintance (S3.08)
67. The Kidney Stays In The Picture (S6.06)
68. Planned Obsolescence (S5.03)
69. The Bojack Horseman Story, Chapter One (S1.01)
70. The Judge (S4.08)
71. Higher Love (S2.06)
72. Bojack Hates The Troops (S1.02)
73. Thoughts And Prayers (S4.05)
74. Bojack Kills (S2.03)
75. Prickly Muffin (S1.03)
76. Chickens (S2.05)

Episode Rankings: Batman The Animated Series

Like most episodic shows, Batman: The Animated Series can be a bit uneven in terms of its episode quality, and I really didn't love its soft reboot in The New Batman Adventures. But when it's firing on all cylinders, it goes way above most other Saturday Morning Cartoons, from the way it tackles mature themes, to its willingness to end episodes on downer notes, to its often professional animation and always professional music, to its top-notch interpretations of Batman and his rogues gallery. Don't let its age deter you, it's a must-watch for anyone who even remotely likes superheroes:

1. Mask Of The Phantasm (Movie 1)
2. Baby-Doll (S2.11)
3. Mad Love (S3.21)
4. Harley And Ivy (S1.56)
5. Almost Got 'Im (S1.46)
6. Over The Edge (S3.12)
7. Trial (S2.03)
8. Heart Of Ice (S1.14)
9. Harlequinade (S2.07)
10. The Man Who Killed Batman (S1.51)
11. Two-Face: Part 1 (S1.10)
12. A Bullet For Bullock (S2.02)
13. Judgement Day (S3.24)
14. Robin's Reckoning: Part 2 (S1.33)
15. Joker's Favor (S1.22)
16. Old Wounds (S3.17)
17. Harley's Holiday (S2.16)
18. His Silicon Soul (S1.62)
19. Birds Of A Feather (S1.47)
20. The Clock King (S1.25)
21. Make Em Laugh (S2.18)
22. The Demon's Quest: Part 1 (S1.60)
23. Two-Face: Part 2 (S1.11)
24. Girls' Night Out (S3.20)
25. Second Chance (S2.15)
26. Robin's Reckoning: Part 1 (S1.32)
27. Legends Of The Dark Knights (S3.19)
28. Double Talk (S3.04)
29. Catwalk (S2.09)
30. See No Evil (S1.17)
31. Terror In The Sky (S1.45)
32. Mudslide (S1.52)
33. Perchance To Dream (S1.30)
34. Beware The Gray Ghost (S1.18)
35. Joker's Millions (S3.07)
36. Deep Freeze (S2.19)
37. House & Garden (S2.05)
38. Nothing To Fear (S1.03)
39. I Am The Night (S1.49)
40. Shadow Of The Bat: Part 2 (S1.57)
41. Dreams In Darkness (S1.28)
42. Joker's Wild (S1.41)
43. The Laughing Fish (S1.34)
44. Read My Lips (S1.64)
45. Riddler's Reform (S2.14)
46. On Leather Wings (S1.01)
47. Growing Pains (S3.08)
48. Batman Vs Mr Freeze: SubZero (Movie 2)
49. Holiday Knights (S3.01)
50. Pretty Poison (S1.05)
51. Shadow Of The Bat: Part 1 (S1.57)
52. Fire From Olympus (S1.63)
53. Sideshow (S2.01)
54. Beware The Creeper (S3.23)
55. Feat Of Clay: Part 2 (S1.21)
56. Zatanna (S1.54)
57. Mad As A Hatter (S1.27)
58. If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? (S1.40)
59. The Demon's Quest: Part 2 (S1.61)
60. Fear Of Victory (S1.24)
61. Off Balance (S1.50)
62. POV (S1.07)
63. Lock-Up (S2.17)
64. You Scratch My Back (S3.05)
65. Heart Of Steel: Part 2 (S1.39)
66. Paging The Crime Doctor (S1.53)
67. Chemistry (S3.22)
68. Feat Of Clay: Part 1 (S1.20)
69. Christmas With The Joker (S1.02)
70. Sins Of The Father (S3.02)
71. Batgirl Returns (S2.20)
72. The Cape And Cowl Conspiracy (S1.31)
73. Tyger, Tyger (S1.42)
74. The Cat And The Claw: Part 2 (S1.16)
75. The Strange Secret Of Bruce Wayne (S1.37)
76. Showdown (S2.13)
77. Vendetta (S1.23)
78. Never Fear (S3.06)
79. Bane (S2.10)
80. Eternal Youth (S1.29)
81. The Cat And The Claw: Part 1 (S1.15)
82. Night Of The Ninja (S1.35)
83. Mean Seasons (S3.13)
84. Appointment In Crime Alley (S1.26)
85. It's Never Too Late (S1.12)
86. Day Of The Samurai (S1.44)
87. Blind As A Bat (S1.59)
88. What Is Reality? (S1.48)
89. The Last Laugh (S1.04)
90. The Underdwellers (S1.06) - Hot take: I didn't hate this one, as on the nose as it is, I thought the villain was really despicable
91. Heart Of Steel: Part 1 (S1.38)
92. Torch Song (S3.10)
93. Time Out Of Joint (S2.08)
94. The Mechanic (S1.55)
95. Be A Clown (S1.09)
96. Avatar (S2.04)
97. Cult Of THe Cat (S3.15)
98. The Lion And The Unicorn (S2.12)
99. Prophecy Of Doom (S1.19)
100. Cat Scratch Fever (S1.36)
101. The Terrible Trio (S2.06)
102. Cold Comfort (S3.03)
103. Animal Act (S3.16)
104. Moon Of The Wolf (S1.43)
105. The Ultimate Thrill (S3.11)
106. The Worry Men (S1.65) - Ending a season with shamans and voodoo? What a disappointment.
107. The Forgotten (S1.08) - You lost me at "amnesia plotline"
108. The Demon Within (S3.18)
109. Love Is A Croc (S3.09)
110. I've Got Batman In My Basement (S1.13)
111. Critters (S3.14)

Episode Rankings: The Americans

The Americans is a really good show with great acting, strong writing, a nice balance of spy action and family drama, and some truly impeccable needle drops. While the last two seasons can drag a bit and the show won't quite make my all-time favorites list, I still really enjoyed The Americans and would definitely recommend it. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

1. The Magic Of David Copperfield V: The Statue Of Liberty Disappears (S4.08)
2. START (S6.10)
3. Echo (S2.13)
4. Stingers (S3.10)
5. Travel Agents (S4.07)
6. Chloramphenicol (S4.04)
7. Jennings, Elizabeth (S6.09)
8. The Colonel (S1.13)
9. Safe House (S1.09)
10. Walter Taffet (S3.07)
11. Arpanet (S2.07)
12. Do Mail Robots Dream Of Electric Sheep? (S3.09)
13. Dinner For Seven (S4.11)
14. The Deal (S2.05)
15. Only You (S1.10)
16. Martial Eagle (S2.09)
17. Harvest (S6.07)
18. Persona Non Grata (S4.13)
19. Dyatkovo (S5.11)
20. Trust Me (S1.06)
21. Divestment (S3.08)
22. The Great Patriotic War (S6.05)
23. Operation Chronicle (S2.12)
24. Glanders (S4.01)
25. March 8, 1983 (S3.13)
26. One Day In The Life Of Anton Baklanov (S3.11)
27. The Oath (S1.12)
28. Comrades (S2.01)
29. The Rat (S4.06)
30. Dead Hand (S6.01)
31. Munchkins (S4.10)
32. New Car (S2.08)
33. The Soviet Division (S5.13)
34. Pilot (S1.01)
35. Pastor Tim (S4.02)
36. The Summit (S6.08)
37. I Am Abassin Zadran (S3.12)
38. The Walk In (S2.03)
39. Duty And Honor (S1.07)
40. The Committee On Human Rights (S5.07)
41. Urban Transport Planning (S6.03)
42. A Roy Rogers In Franconia (S4.12)
43. Yousaf (S2.10)
44. Experimental Prototype City Of Tomorrow (S4.03)
45. IHOP (S5.09)
46. Rififi (S6.06)
47. Dimebag (S3.04)
48. The Clock (S1.02)
49. The World Council Of Churches (S5.12)
50. Cardinal (S2.02)
51. Amber Waves (S5.01)
52. The Day After (S4.09)
53. Baggage (S3.02)
54. Clark's Place (S4.05)
55. Covert War (S1.11)
56. Tchaikovsky (S6.02)
57. In Control (S1.04)
58. Born Again (S3.06)
59. Stealth (S2.11)
60. Open House (S3.03)
61. A Little Night Music (S2.04)
62. Mutually Assured Destruction (S1.08)
63. Immersion (S5.08)
64. EST Men (S3.01)
65. Pests (S5.02)
66. Gregory (S1.03)
67. Darkroom (S5.10)
68. Salang Pass (S3.05)
69. Mr And Mrs Teacup (S6.04)
70. Crossbread (S5.06)
71. COMINT (S1.05)
72. The Midges (S5.03)
73. Lotus 1-2-3 (S5.05)
74. Behind The Red Door (S2.06)
75. What's The Matter With Kansas? (S5.04)

Episode Rankings: The Good Place

The Good Place is hands-down one of the best shows from the last few years. It's a brilliantly creative fantasy-comedy that manages to deal with ethical themes in some really unique ways. It also happens to have the greatest plot twist in all of media, a twist so good that the rest of the show isn't quite able to top or even match it. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

1. Michael's Gambit (S1.13) - I repeat, this was the best twist ever.
2. Whenever You're Ready: Parts 1 & 2 (S4.13)
3. Dance Dance Resolution (S2.03)
4. Janet(s) (S3.10)
5. Chidi Sees The Time-Knife (S3.12)
6. Everything Is Great: Part 2 (S2.02)
7. Rhonda, Diana, Jake, And Trent (S2.11)
8. Most Improved Player (S1.08)
9. Mindy St Claire (S1.12)
10. Don't Let The Good Life Pass You By (S3.09)
11. Chidi's Choice (S1.10)
12. The Funeral To End All Funerals (S4.08)
13. Best Self (S2.10)
14. What's Changed, Man? (S4.10)
15. The Eternal Shriek (S1.07)
16. Everything Is Great: Part 1 (S2.01)
17. Everything Is Bonzer: Part 1 (S3.01)
18. Tinker, Tailor, Demon, Spy (S4.04)
19. Derek (S2.08)
20. Pandemonium (S3.13)
21. Patty (S4.12)
22. The Burrito (S2.12)
23. Jeremy Bearimy (S3.05)
24. Someone Like Me As A Member (S1.09)
25. The Book Of Dougs (S3.11)
26. Team Cockroach (S2.04)
27. Everything Is Bonzer: Part 2 (S3.02)
28. Somewhere Else (S2.13)
29. Help Is Other People (S4.07)
30. What's My Motivation? (S1.11)
31. Leap Of Faith (S2.09)
32. Tahani Al-Jamil (S1.03)
33. The Worst Possible Use Of Good Will (S3.08)
34. The Trolley Problem (S2.06)
35. The Ballad Of Donkey Doug (S3.08)
36. A Girl From Arizona: Part 2 (S4.02)
37. Everything Is Fine (S1.01)
38. Mondays, Am I Right? (S4.11)
39. The Answer (S4.09)
40. Jason Mendoza (S1.04)
41. Janet And Michael (S2.07)
42. A Girl From Arizona (S4.01)
43. What We Owe To Each Other (S1.06)
44. The Brainy Bunch (S3.03)
45. Existential Crisis (S2.05)
46. A Chip Driver Mystery (S4.06)
47. Flying (S1.02)
48. The Snowplow (S304)
49. Category 55 Emergency Doomsday (S1.05)
50. Chillaxing (S4.03)
51. Employee Of The Bearimy (S4.05)
52. A Fractured Inheritance (S3.07)

Episode Rankings: The Owl House

The Owl House may have been canceled way before it should've (and suffers from some pretty jerky pacing as a result), but it's still definitely worth watching. The characters are lovable and fleshed-out, the main storyline is well thought-out and well-told, the humor is charming and caught me off guard a surprising amount of times, and the show has one of the best romantic subplots in any TV show ever. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

1. Knock, Knock, Knockin' On Hooty's Door (S2.08)
2. King's Tide (S2.21)
3. Enchanting Grom Fight (S1.16)
4. Hollow Mind (S2.16)
5. Agony Of A Witch (S1.18)
6. Yesterday's Lie (S2.10)
7. Understanding Willow (S1.15)
8. Reaching Out (S2.14)
9. Young Blood, Old Souls (S1.19)
10. Clouds On The Horizon (S2.20)
11. Eclipse Lake (S2.09)
12. Lost In Language (S1.07)
13. Labyrinth Runners (S2.18)
14. Covention (S1.05)
15. Hunting Palismen (S2.06)
16. Adventure In The Elements (S1.12)
17. The Intruder (S1.04)
18. Edge Of The World (S2.17)
19. The First Day (S1.13)
20. Wing It Like Witches (S1.17)
21. Keeping Up A-Fear-Ances (S2.04)
22. Elsewhere And Elsewhen (S2.12)
23. Escaping Explusion (S2.02)
24. Something Ventured, Something Framed (S1.09)
25. Follies At The Coven Day Parade (S2.11)
26. Eda's Requiem (S2.07)
27. Any Sport In A Storm (S2.13)
28. O Titan, Where Art Thou (S2.19)
29. Escape Of The Palisman (S1.10)
30. Echoes Of The Past (S2.03)
31. A Lying Witch And A Warden (S1.01)
32. Once Upon A Swap (S1.08)
33. Really Small Problems (S1.14)
34. Separate Tides (S2.01)
35. Hooty's Moving Hassle (S1.06)
36. Through The Looking Glass Ruins (S2.05)
37. I Was A Teenage Abomination (S1.03)
38. Sense And Insensitivity (S1.11)
39. Them's The Breaks, Kid (S2.15)
40. Witches Before Wizards (S1.02)

Episode Rankings: Better Call Saul

While I don't love it quite as much as its predecessor, Better Call Saul is a fantastic spinoff/prequel to Breaking Bad. The show is made by the same team and it shows, with the same sharp writing, great pacing, fleshed-out characters, and distinct visual style. While it may feel disjointed with two entirely separate storylines, one of which you may prefer way more than the other, but whenever they collide, it's always a sight to behold. Here's my ranking of the episodes:

1. Chicanery (S3.05)
2. Bad Choice Road (S5.09)
3. Bagman (S5.08)
4. Pimento (S1.09)
5. Lantern (S3.10)
6. Plan And Execution (S6.07)
7. Saul Gone (S6.13)
8. Five-O (S1.06)
9. Winner (S4.06)
10. Fall (S3.09)
11. Wexler V Goodman (S5.06)
12. Nailed (S2.09)
13. Point And Shoot (S6.08)
14. Waterworks (S6.12)
15. Mijo (S1.02)
16. Something Unforgivable (S5.10)
17. Klick (S2.10)
18. Quite A Ride (S4.05)
19. Witness (S3.02)
20. Gloves Off (S2.04)
21. Fun And Games (S6.09)
22. Inflatable (S2.07)
23. Something Stupid (S4.07)
24. Sabrosito (S2.04)
25. JMM (S5.07)
26. Breathe (S4.02)
27. Uno (S1.01)
28. The Guy For This (S5.03)
29. Cobbler (S2.02)
30. Wiedersehen (S4.09)
31. Slip (S3.08)
32. Hit And Run (S6.04)
33. Marco (S1.10)
34. Off Brand (S3.06)
35. Bingo (S1.08)
36. Rock And Hard Place (S6.03)
37. Piñata (S4.06)
38. Sunk Costs (S3.03)
39. Hero (S1.04)
40. 50% Off (S5.02)
41. Switch (S2.01)
42. Coushatta (S4.08)
43. Breaking Bad (S6.11)
44. Mabel (S3.01)
45. Fifi (S2.08)
46. Alpine Shepherd Boy (S1.05)
47. Magic Man (S5.01)
48. Smoke (S4.01)
49. Black And Blue (S6.05)
50. Nacho (S1.03)
51. Rebecca (S2.05)
52. Namaste (S5.04)
53. Expenses (S3.07)
54. Wines And Roses (S6.01)
55. RICO (S1.08)
56. Nippy (S6.10) - Hey, hey! Put down your pitchforks! It's not that I don't like this episode. It's that the close-up Cinnabon eating made me want to hurl.
57. Something Beautiful (S4.07)
58. Amarillo (S2.03)
59. Bali Hai (S2.06)
60. Carrot And Stick (S6.02)
61. Dedicado A Max (S5.05)
62. Talk (S4.04)
63. Axe To Grind (S6.06)

Episode Rankings: Star Trek Deep Space Nine

Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek, hands down. It's easily the most consistently strong of the bunch, its characters are the most complex and fleshed-out, and the serialized series-wide narrative is expertly crafted. It also helps that this is the only Star Trek series to not really have any weak seasons, it starts good and just keeps getting better throughout. Here's my ranking of its episodes: 

1. In The Pale Moonlight (S6.19)
2. Far Beyond The Stars (S6.13)
3. Trials And Tribble-ations (S5.06)
4. Sacrifice Of Angels (S6.06)
5. Duet (S1.19)
6. The Die Is Cast (S3.21)
7. The Way Of The Warrior: Part 2 (S4.02)
8. Call To Arms (S5.26)
9. The Siege Of AR-558 (S7.08)
10. To The Death (S4.23)
11. Rocks And Shoals (S6.02)
12. Past Tense: Part 2 (S3.12)
13. By Inferno's Light (S5.15)
14. Whispers (S2.14)
15. Waltz (S6.11)
16. What You Leave Behind: Part 1 (S7.25)
17. Paradise Lost (S4.12)
18. Inquisition (S6.18)
19. In The Hands Of The Prophets (S1.20)
20. Improbable Cause (S3.20)
21. The Way Of The Warrior: Part 1 (S4.01)
22. Crossover (S2.23)
23. Children Of Time (S5.22)
24. The Visitor (S4.03)
25. Tears Of The Prophets (S6.26)
26. The Search: Part 1 (S3.01)
27. Hard Time (S4.19)
28. In The Cards (S5.25)
29. Blood Oath (S2.19)
30. Behind The Lines (S6.04)
31. The Siege (S2.03)
32. Rejoined (S4.06)
33. Apocalypse Rising (S5.01)
34. What You Leave Behind: Part 2 (S7.26)
35. Past Tense: Part 1 (S3.11)
36. In Purgatory's Shadow (S5.14)
37. The Jem'Hadar (S2.26)
38. Homefront (S4.11)
39. It's Only A Paper Moon (S7.10)
40. Little Green Men (S4.08)
41. Civil Defense (S3.07)
42. The Wire (S2.22)
43. Tacking Into The Wind (S7.22)
44. A Time To Stand (S6.01)
45. For The Cause (S4.22)
46. The Magnificent Ferengi (S6.10)
47. Necessary Evil (S2.08)
48. Take Me Out To The Holosuite (S7.04)
49. Broken Link (S4.26)
50. Favor The Bold (S6.05)
51. The Search: Part 2 (S3.02)
52. Empok Nor (S5.24)
53. Dax (S1.08)
54. Through The Looking Glass (S3.19)
55. Doctor Bashir, I Presume (S5.16)
56. Hippocratic Oath (S4.04)
57. The Ship (S5.02)
58. The Changing Face Of Evil (S7.20)
59. One Little Ship (S6.14)
60. Second Skin (S3.05)
61. Cardassians (S2.05)
62. Heart Of Stone (S3.14)
63. The Sound Of Her Voice (S6.25)
64. The Begotten (S5.12)
65. Our Man Bashir (S4.10)
66. Soldiers Of The Empire (S5.21)
67. The Maquis: Part 2 (S2.21)
68. Accession (S4.17)
69. Valiant (S6.22)
70. Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges (S7.16)
71. Starship Down (S4.07)
72. Defiant (S3.09)
73. Things Past (S5.08)
74. The House Of Quark (S3.03)
75. Homecoming (S2.01)
76. Armaggedon Game (S2.13)
77. Past Prologue (S1.03)
78. The Adversary (S3.26)
79. You Are Cordially Invited (S6.07)
80. When It Rains (S7.21)
81. Rapture (S5.10)
82. Indescretion (S4.05)
83. Body Parts (S4.25)
84. Tribunal (S2.25)
85. Honor Among Thieves (S6.15)
    
86. Treachery, Faith And The Great River (S7.06)
87. The Forsaken (S1.17)
88. Blaze Of Glory (S5.23)
89. Return To Grace (S4.14)
90. Visionary (S3.17)
91. Shattered Mirror (S4.20)
92. Emissary: Part 1 (S1.01)
    
93. The Dogs Of War (S7.24)
94. Sons And Daughters (S6.03)
95. For The Uniform (S5.13)
96. The Abandoned (S3.06)
97. Progress (S1.15)
98. Chimera (S7.14)
99. The Assignment (S5.05)
100. Destiny (S3.15)
101. The Maquis: Part 1 (S2.20)
102. Bar Association (S4.16)
103. Battle Lines (S1.13)
104. Change Of Heart (S6.16)
105. Covenant (S7.09)
106. The Quickening (S4.24)
107. The Circle (S2.02)
108. Strange Bedfellows (S7.19)
109. Babel (S1.05)
110. Who Mourns For Morn? (S6.12)
111. Afterimage (S7.03)
112. The Sword Of Kahless (S4.09)
113. Life Support (S3.13)
114. The Collaborator (S2.24)
115. Facets (S3.25)
116. Rules Of Engagement (S4.18)
117. Profit And Loss (S2.18)
118. Business As Usual (S5.18)
119. Invasive Procedures (S2.04)
120. Emissary: Part 2 (S1.02)
121. Explorers (S3.22)
122. Penumbra (S7.17)
123. Statistical Probabilities (S6.09)
124. Shadowplay (S2.16)
125. Crossfire (S4.13)
126. Once More Unto The Breach (S7.07)
127. His Way (S6.20)
128. Image In The Sand (S7.01)
129. The Alternate (S2.12)
130. The Darkness And The Light (S5.11)
131. Badda-Bing, Badda-Bing (S7.15)
132. Equilibrium (S3.04)
133. Wrongs Darker Than Death Or Night (S6.17)
134. Vortex (S1.12)
135. Sons Of Mogh (S4.15)
136. Ties Of Blood And Water (S5.19)
137. A Man Alone (S1.04)
138. Time's Orphan (S6.24)
139. Nor The Battle To The Strong (S5.04)
140. Shakaar (S3.24)
141. If Wishes Were Horses (S1.16)
142. Til Death Do Us Part (S7.18)
143. The Reckoning (S6.21)
144. Playing God (S2.17)
145. The Ascent (S5.09)
146. Field Of Fire (S7.13)
147. Captive Pursuit (S1.06)
148. Second Sight (S2.09)
149. Dramatis Personae (S1.18)
150. Extreme Measures (S7.23)
151. Resurrection (S6.08)
152. Prodigal Daughter (S7.11)
153. Looking For Par'Mach In All The Wrong Places (S5.03)
154. Paradise (S2.15)
155. The Nagus (S1.11)
156. Shadows And Symbols (S7.02)
157. Sanctuary (S2.10)
158. Q-Less (S1.07)
159. A Simple Investigation (S5.17)
160. Family Business (S3.23)
161. Chrysalis (S7.05)
162. Melora (S2.06)
163. Distant Voices (S3.18)
164. The Passenger (S1.09)
165. Meridian (S3.08)
166. The Storyteller (S1.14)
167. Prophet Motive (S3.16)
168. Rivals (S2.11)
169. The Muse (S4.21)
170. Move Along Home (S1.10)
171. Fascination (S3.10)
172. Rules Of Acquisition (S2.07)
173. The Emperor's New Cloak (S7.12)
174. Ferengi Love Songs (S5.20)
175. Let He Who Is Without Sin (S5.07)
176. Profit And Lace (S6.23)

Episode Rankings: Star Trek The Next Generation

Everyone knows the story behind Star Trek: The Next Generation at this point. The sequel series to Star Trek that had a very rough first two seasons, but stuck it through enough that by its third season, it had completely surpassed its predcessor. Seasons 3-6 of TNG are fantastic, some of the best sci-fi television out there. At its best, this show is full of high concepts, thought-provoking themes, memorable characters and species, and all-timer episodes of television. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

1. Lower Decks (S7.15)
2. Darmok (S5.02)
3. Chain Of Command: Part 2 (S6.11)
4. The Best Of Both Worlds (S3.26)
5. The Inner Light (S5.25)
6. The Measure Of A Man (S2.09)
7. Tapestry (S6.15)
8. Reunion (S4.07)
9. I, Borg (S5.23)
10. Q Who (S2.16)
11. Family (S4.02)
12. Parallels (S7.11)
13. Yesterday's Enterprise (S3.15)
14. The Drumhead (S4.21)
15. Deja Q (S3.13)
16. Redemption (S4.26)
17. Sarek (S3.23)
18. Unification: Part 2 (S5.08)
19. Cause And Effect (S5.18)
20. All Good Things: Part 2 (S7.26)
21. The Survivors (S3.03)
    
22. Relics (S6.04)
23. Sins Of The Father (S3.17)
24. Frame Of Mind (S6.21)
25. The Wounded (S4.12)
26. Starship Mine (S6.18)
27. Conspiracy (S1.25)
28. Chain Of Command: Part 1 (S6.10)
29. The Enemy (S3.07)
30. The Best Of Both Worlds: Part 2 (S4.01)
31. The Most Toys (S3.22)
32. Ship In A Bottle (S6.12)
33. First Contact (S4.15)
34. The Defector (S3.10)
35. All Good Things: Part 1 (S7.25)
36. The Chase (S6.20)
37. The Pegasus (S7.12)
38. Who Watches The Watchers (S3.04)
39. Data's Day (S4.11)
40. Unification: Part 1 (S5.08)
41. Face Of The Enemy (S6.14)
42. Timescape (S6.25)
43. The Ensigns Of Command (S3.02)
44. Preemptive Strike (S7.24)
45. Skin Of Evil (S1.23)
46. The First Duty (S5.19)
47. A Matter Of Honor (S2.08)
48. Redemption: Part 2 (S5.01)
49. Elementary, Dear Data (S2.03)
50. The Next Phase (S5.24)
51. Coming Of Age (S1.19)
52. Peak Performance (S2.21)
    
53. Disaster (S5.05)
54. Schisms (S6.05)
55. Brothers (S4.03)
56. Hollow Pursuits (S3.21)
57. In Mind's Eye (S4.24)
58. Lessons (S6.19)
59. Clues (S4.14)
60. The Offspring (S3.16)
61. Time Squared (S2.13)
62. Remember Me (S4.05)
63. Heart Of Glory (S1.20)
64. Where No One Has Gone Before (S1.06)
65. Evolution (S3.01)
66. True Q (S6.06)
67. Ensign Ro (S5.03)
68. Descent (S6.26)
69. Time's Arrow: Part 2 (S6.01)
70. Half A Life (S4.22)
71. Phantasms (S7.06)
72. Power Play (S5.15)
73. The Bonding (S3.05)
74. Future Imperfect (S4.08)
75. Time's Arrow (S5.26)
76. The Emissary (S2.20)
77. Birthright: Part 1 (S6.16)
78. The Nth Degree (S4.19)
79. Descent: Part 2 (S7.01)
80. A Matter Of Time (S5.09)
81. The Schizoid Man (S2.06)
82. The Hunted (S3.11)
83. Suspicions (S6.22)
84. The Icarus Factor (S2.14)
85. Second Chances (S6.24)
86. A Matter Of Perspective (S3.14)
87. Realm Of Fear (S6.02)
88. Conundrum (S5.14)
89. Attached (S7.09)
90. Legacy (S4.06)
91. Datalore (S1.13)
92. Allegiance (S3.18)
93. Qpid (S4.20)
94. Contagion (S2.11)
95. The Game (S5.06)
96. Inheritance (S7.10)
97. The Loss (S4.10)
98. Loud As A Whisper (S2.05)
99. Booby Trap (S3.06)
100. A Fistful Of Datas (S6.08)
101. The Arsenal Of Freedom (S1.21)
102. Tin Man (S3.20)
103. Silicon Avatar (S5.04)
104. Gambit: Part 2 (S7.05)
105. Identity Crisis (S4.18)
106. Genesis (S7.19)
107. Pen Pals (S2.15)
108. The Neutral Zone (S1.26)
109. The Masterpiece Society (S5.13)
110. In Theory (S4.25)
111. Manhunt (S2.19)
112. Thine Own Self (S7.16)
113. Rightful Heir (S6.23)
114. Final Mission (S4.09)
115. Transfigurations (S3.25)
116. We'll Always Have Paris (S1.24)
117. Samaritan Snare (S2.17)
118. The High Ground (S3.12)
119. Liasons (S7.02)
120. Haven (S1.11)
121. Hero Worship (S5.11)
122. Journey's End (S7.20)
123. The Child (S2.01)
124. Night Terrors (S4.17)
125. Gambit: Part 1 (S7.04)
126. The Battle (S1.09)
127. Lonely Among Us (S1.07)
128. The Vengeance Factor (S3.09)
129. Suddenly Human (S4.04)
130. The Dauphin (S2.10)
131. When The Bough Breaks (S1.17)
132. Eye Of The Beholder (S7.18)
133. Birthright: Part 2 (S6.17)
134. The Big Goodbye (S1.12)
135. Captain's Holiday (S3.19)
136. Imaginary Friend (S5.22)
137. Devil's Due (S4.13)
138. The Quality Of Life (S6.09)
139. Symbiosis (S1.22)
140. Interface (S7.03)
141. New Ground (S5.10)
142. Hide And Q (S1.10)
143. Where Silence Has Lease (S2.02)
144. Dark Page (S7.07)
145. Ethics (S5.16)
146. Firstborn (S7.21)
147. 11001001 (S1.15)
148. Emergence (S7.23)
149. Cost Of Living (S5.20)
150. Encounter At Farpoint: Part 2 (S1.02)
151. Unnatural Selection (S2.07)
152. Homeward (S7.13)
153. The Price (S3.08)
154. The Host (S4.23)
155. The Last Outpost (S1.05)
156. Man Of The People (S6.03)
157. Violations (S5.12)
158. The Naked Now (S1.03)
159. The Royale (S2.12)
160. Force Of Nature (S7.09)
161. The Perfect Mate (S5.21)
162. Home Soil (S1.18)
163. Encounter At Farpoint: Part 1 (S1.01)
164. Bloodlines (S7.22)
165. Too Short A Season (S1.16)
166. The Outrageous Okona (S2.04)
167. Aquiel (S6.13)
168. Galaxy's Child (S4.16)
169. Menage A Troi (S3.24)
170. Masks (S7.17)
171. Rascals (S6.07)
172. Up The Long Ladder (S2.18)
173. Justice (S1.08)
174. Angel One (S1.14)
175. Sub Rosa (S7.14)
176. The Outcast (S5.17)
177. Code Of Honor (S1.04)
178. Shades Of Gray (S2.22)

Episode Rankings: Fate Series

The Fate series is an absolute mess of continuity, anime adaptations, and timelines. However, it also happens to have a fascinating world, a likable cast, and high-concept premise good enough to attract a lot of fans who are willing to wade through it all. I really just saw the animes by Ufotable, but I really enjoyed what I saw of it all. Here's my ranking of the Ufotable Fate movies and TV show episodes:

1. The Last Command Seal (Fate/Zero: Episode 24)
2. Spring Song (Heaven's Feel: Movie 3)
3. The End Of Honor (Fate/Zero: Episode 16)
4. Unlimited Blade Works (UBW: Episode 25)
5. Discussing The Grail (Fate/Zero: Episode 11)
6. The Final Decision (UBW: Episode 13)
7. The Sea At The End Of The World (Fate/Zero: Episode 23)
8. Golden Shine (Fate/Zero: Episode 15)
9. Idealism's End (UBW: Episode 20)
10. Spearhead (Fate/Zero: Episode 4)
11. Rin's Big Adventure (Fate/Zero: Episode 10)
12. A Battle Of Legend (UBW: Episode 16)
13. The Mage Slayer (Fate/Zero: Episode 8)
14. Unlimited Blade Works (UBW: Episode 21) - Yes, there are two episodes with the same name. Yes, it's confusing.
15. Fate/Zero (Fate/Zero: Episode 25)
16. The Reward For The Fight To The Death (UBW: Episode 8)
17. The Mion River Battle (Fate/Zero: Episode 14)
18. Lost Butterfly (Heaven's Feel: Movie 2)
19. Incarnation (UBW: Episode 24)
20. The Fifth Contractor (UBW: Episode 11)
21. Knight On Two Wheels (Fate/Zero: Episode 21)
22. The First Battle (UBW: Episode 4)
23. A Wicked Beast's Roar (Fate/Zero: Episode 5)
24. The Dark Sword Bares Its Fangs (UBW: Episode 18)
25. The Eighth Contract (Fate/Zero: Episode 17)
26. Answer (UBW: Episode 22)
27. Dark Forest (Fate/Zero: Episode 7)
28. Where Justice Was Found (Fate/Zero: Episode 19)
29. Time To Departure (UBW: Episode 14)
30. The Forbidden Feast (Fate/Zero: Episode 13)
31. Epilogue (UBW: Episode 26)
32. Winter Days, Where The Heart Is (UBW: Episode 9)
33. Prologue (UBW: Episode 1)
34. All The Evil In The World (Fate/Zero: Episode 22)
35. The Fake First Shot (Fate/Zero: Episode 2)
36. The Beginning Of The Circle (UBW: Episode 19)
37. Master And Servant (Fate/Zero: Episode 9)
38. Presage Flower (Heaven's Feel: Movie 1)
39. Mirage (UBW: Episode 7)
40. Distant Memories (Fate/Zero: Episode 18)
41. The Grail Beckons (Fate/Zero: Episode 12)
42. The Summoning Of Heroes (Fate/Zero: Episode 1)
43. Winter Days, Fateful Night (UBW: Episode 2)
44. Winter Days, The Form Wishes Take (UBW: Episode 17)
45. Return Of The Assassin (Fate/Zero: Episode 20)
46. Fuyuki City (Fate/Zero: Episode 3)
47. A Visitor Approaches Lightly (UBW: Episode 12)
48. The Princess Of Colchis (UBW: Episode 15)
49. Dancing After School (UBW: Episode 6)
50. A Night Of Schemes (Fate/Zero: Episode 6)
51. Winter Days, A Long Way Home (UBW: Episode 23)
52. The Distance Between Them (UBW: Episode 10)
53. Finding The Will To Fight (UBW: Episode 5)
54. The Curtain Goes Up (UBW: Episode 4)

Episode Rankings: Stranger Things

Stranger Things is probably Netflix's biggest series, and that is something I am perfectly fine with it. It deserves it. Stranger Things is a really great homage to 80s media that still stands on its own thanks to its large but likable cast, attention to detail, high production values, sharp direction, and terrifying monsters. I know a lot of people think it should've ended at Season 1 and while I do agree that Season 1 is the peak of the show, I think every season of Stranger Things is solid and fun in their own ways. Here's my ranking of its episodes: 

1. Dear Billy (S4.04)
2. Holly, Jolly (S1.03)
3. The Battle Of Starcourt (S3.08)
4. The Spy (S2.06)
5. The Upside Down (S1.08)
6. The Sauna Test (S3.04)
7. The Gate (S2.09)
8. The Massacre At Hawkins Lab (S4.07)
9. The Mind Flayer (S2.08)
10. The Piggyback (S4.09)
11. The Flayed (S3.05)
12. The Bathtub (S1.07)
13. The Bite (S3.07)
14. The Body (S1.04)
15. Will The Wise (S2.04)
16. Papa (S4.08)
17. Dig Dug (S2.05)
18. The Vanishing Of Will Byers (S1.01)
19. U Pluribus Unum (S3.06)
20. The Pollywog (S2.03)
21. The Flea And The Acrobat (S1.05)
22. The Monster And The Superhero (S4.03)
23. Madmax (S2.01)
24. The Dive (S4.06)
25. The Weirdo On Maple Street (S1.02)
26. The Hellfire Club (S4.01)
27. The Case Of The Missing Lifeguard (S3.03)
28. Suzie, Do You Copy? (S3.01)
29. Trick Or Treat, Freak (S2.02)
30. The Nina Project (S4.05)
31. Vecna's Curse (S4.02)
32. The Monster (S1.06)
33. The Mall Rats (S3.02)
34. The Lost Sister (S2.07)

Episode Rankings: Seinfeld

Seinfeld is a show about nothing. It's also a show about everything. Poking fun at social conventions and human nature, tackling pretty much any topic in the most flippant of ways, and completely destroying your expectations of what a sitcom can and should be. You've probably already seen Seinfeld and have its conversational cadence of its characters seared into your brain, but if you haven't yet, you're in for a funny, weird, and ground-breaking sitcom. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

1. The Chinese Restaraunt (S2.11)
2. The Soup Nazi (S7.06)
3. The Betrayal (S9.08)
4. The Opposite (S5.21)
5. The Invitations (S7.22) - Utterly genius
6. The Marine Biologist (S5.14)
7. The Pilot: Part 2 (S4.24)
8. The Hamptons (S5.20)
9. The Merv Griffin Show (S9.06)
10. The Yada Yada (S8.19)
11. The Pitch (S4.03)
12. The Outing (S4.17)
13. The Chicken Roaster (S8.08)
14. The Ticket (S4.04)
15. The Parking Garage (S3.06)
16. The Puffy Shirt (S5.02)
17. The Bizarro Jerry (S8.03)
18. The Caddy (S7.12)
19. The Pilot: Part 1 (S4.23)
20. The Serenity Now (S9.03)
21. The Opera (S4.09)
22. The Abstinance (S8.09)
23. The Race (S6.10)
24. The Boyfriend: Part 2 (S3.18)
25. The Airport (S4.12)
26. The Dinner Party (S5.13)
27. The Little Kicks (S8.04)
28. The Dealership (S9.11)
29. The Jimmy (S6.18)
30. The Bottle Deposit (S7.20)
31. The Pie (S5.15)
32. The Implant (S4.19)
33. The Package (S8.05)
34. The Cafe (S3.07)
35. The Lip Reader (S5.06)
36. The Muffin Tops (S8.21)
37. The Parking Space (S3.22)
38. The Cadillac (S7.14)
39. The Fire (S5.19)
40. The Red Dot (S3.12)
41. The Movie (S4.14)
42. The Soul-Mate (S8.02)
43. The Maestro (S7.03)
44. The Switch (S6.11)
45. The Summer Of George (S8.22)
46. The Boyfriend: Part 1 (S3.17)
47. The Revenge (S2.07)
48. The Engagement (S7.01)
49. The Diplomat's Club (S6.21)
50. The Van Buren Boys (S8.14)
51. The Calzone (S7.19)
52. The Wallet (S4.05)
53. The Tape (S3.08)
54. The Secret Code (S7.07)
55. The Glasses (S5.03)
56. The Fatigues (S8.06)
57. The Rye (S7.11)
58. The Strike (S9.10)
59. The Cheever Letters (S4.08)
60. The Foundation (S8.01)
61. The Postponement (S7.02)
62. The Cigar Store Indian (S5.10)
63. The Millenium (S8.20)
64. The Wait Out (S7.21)
65. The Fix Up (S3.16)
66. The Label Maker (S6.12)
67. The Statue (S2.06)
68. The Raincoats (S5.18)
69. The Comeback (S8.13)
70. The Pledge Drive (S6.03)
71. The Bookstore (S9.17)
72. The Library (S3.05)
73. The Junior Mint (S4.20)
74. The Keys (S3.23)
75. The Watch (S4.06)
76. The Soup (S6.07)
77. The Barber (S5.08)
78. The Alternate Side (S3.11)
79. The Nap (S8.13)
80. The Doodle (S6.19) 
81. The Little Jerry (S8.11)
82. The Burning (S9.16)
83. The English Patient (S8.17) - The episode itself is fine but I think it's one of the best-aged in the whole show
84. The Deal (S2.09)
85. The Bubble Boy (S4.07)
86. The Fusilli Jerry (S6.20)
87. The Andrea Doria (S8.10)
88. The Butter Shave (S9.01)
89. The Nose Job (S3.09)
90. The Shower Head (S7.15)
91. The Shoes (S4.16)
92. The Reverse Peephole (S9.12)
93. The Chinese Woman (S6.04)
94. The Stall (S5.12)
95. The Wink (S7.04)
96. The Scofflaw (S6.13)
97. The Subway (S3.13)
98. The Frogger (S9.18) - The last truly great episode of Seinfeld
99. The Jacket (S2.03)
100. The Truth (S3.02)
101. The Face Painter (S6.22)
102. The Non-Fat Yogurt (S5.07)
103. The Doll (S7.16)
104. The Chaperone (S6.01)
105. The Pothole (S8.16)
106. The Pick (S4.13)
107. The Slicer (S9.07)
108. The Kiss Hello (S6.16)
109. The Pool Guy (S7.0 8)
110. The Checks (S8.07)
111. The Conversion (S5.11)
112. The Smelly Car (S4.21)
113. The Letter (S3.21)
114. The Chronicle (S9.21) - I don't care if it's a clip show! That final montage still gives me the feels!
115. The Beard (S6.15)
116. The Stand In (S5.16)
117. The Visa (S4.15)
118. The Apartment (S2.05)
119. The Voice (S9.02)
120. The Hot Tub (S7.05)
121. The Big Salad (S6.02)
122. The Virgin (S4.10)
123. The Money (S8.12)
124. The Sponge (S7.09)
125. The Wizard (S9.15)
126. The Sniffing Accountant (S5.04)
127. The Mom And Pop Star (S6.08)
128. The Pez Dispenser (S3.14)
129. The Understudy (S6.23)
130. The Good Samaritan (S3.20)
131. The Susie (S8.15)
132. The Wife (S5.17)
133. The Gum (S7.10)
134. The Phone Massage (S2.04)
135. The Masseuse (S5.09)
136. The Trip: Part 2 (S4.02)
137. The Secretary (S6.09)
138. The Suicide (S3.15)
139. The Friar's Club (S7.17)
140. The Couch (S6.05)
141. The Ex-Girlfriend (S2.01)
142. The Seven (S7.13)
143. The Mango (S5.01)
144. The Limo (S3.19)
145. The Contest (S4.11) - Sorry, but I stand by my claim that this episode hasn't aged well
146. The Note (S3.01)
147. The Gymnast (S6.06)
148. The Wig Master (S7.18)
149. The Doorman (S6.17)
150. The Handicap Spot (S4.22)
151. The Stock Trip (S1.04)
152. The Maid (S9.19)
153. The Trip: Part 1 (S4.01)
154. The Robbery (S1.02)
155. The Blood (S9.04)
156. The Pony Remark (S2.02)
157. The Old Man (S4.18)
158. The Strongbox (S9.14)
159. The Stranded (S3.10)
160. The Stakeout (S1.01)
161. The Junk Mail (S9.05)
162. The Busboy (S2.12)
163. The Bris (S5.05)
164. The Apology (S9.09)
165. The Pen (S3.03)
166. The Baby Shower (S2.10)
167. The Cartoon (S9.130
168. Male Unboarding (S1.03)
169. The Heart Attack (S2.08)
170. Highlights Of A Hundred (S6.14)
171. The Dog (S3.04)
172. The Puerto-Rican Day (S9.20)
173. The Finale (S9.22) - Worst (intended) series finale ever

Episode Rankings: Red Vs Blue

Red Vs Blue is still probably my favorite piece of web animation ever. It started as a sharply-written but ultimately still light-hearted riff on the Halo series, and evolved into a tightly-plotted, uproariously funny, utterly badass, and genuinely emotional near masterpiece. At its best (Seasons 6-10, by the way), it's better than most actual TV shows, with some of the best plot twists, characters, and action scenes ever. Here's my ranking of the episodes in its first 13 seasons:

1. This One Goes To Eleven (S8.10)
2. Spiral (S9.17)
3. Party Crasher (S10.19)
4. Fire (S11.18)
5. Don't Say It (S10.22)
6. Chapter 16 (S6.16)
7. Why Were We Here? (S5.23)
8. CT (S10.10)
9. Great Destroyers (S13.17)
10. Reunion (S8.19)
11. Chapter 19 (S6.19)
12. The Sarcophagus (S9.15)
13. Fed Vs New (S12.18)
14. Silver Linings (S3.12)
15. Same Old, Same Old (S5.21)
16. Change Of Plans (S10.18)
17. Neighborhood Watch (S11.15)
18. True Colors (S10.21)
19. The End (S13.19)
20. Kit BFF (S2.19)
21. Long Live The King (S11.10)
22. Tenth Percentile (S8.17)
23. Think You Know Someone (S7.19)
24. Recovering One (S8.04)
25. The Twins (S9.08)
26. Armonia: Parts 1 & 2 (S13.15)
27. Chapter 12 (S6.12)
28. The End Is Near (S13.18)
29. Episode 50, Part 2 (S3.13)
30. The Federal Army Of Chorus (S12.09)
31. N+1 (S8.20)
    
32. Remember Me How I Was (S10.17)
33. Repent, The End Is Near (S5.22)
34. Well, Hello (S7.12)
35. What's The "I" Stand For? (S10.06)
36. Dish Best Served (S13.10)
37. Chapter 6 (S6.06)
38. Hate To Say Goodbye (S9.20)
39. Out Of Mind (S10.12)
40. Familiar Surroundings (S4.01)
41. An Audience Of Dumb (S2.14)
42. The Best Laid Plans (S3.01)
43. Rally Cap (S8.18)
44. Training Daze (S12.05)
45. Watch The Plank (S7.15)
46. Loading... (S5.18)
47. Introductions (S9.10)
48. In Memoriam (S5.06)
49. Hell's Angel (S9.16)
50. Cloak And Dagger (S12.10)
51. Prologue (S13.01)
52. The Storm (S3.19)
53. Upon Further Review (S8.03)
54. Chapter 18 (S6.18)
55. Blunderball (S2.17)
56. Make Your Time (S3.05)
57. Number One (S9.03)
58. Uncommunicado (S5.20)
59. Chapter 9 (S6.09)
60. Two For One (S4.19)
61. A Slightly Crueler Cruller (S1.16)
62. Fighting Fire (S10.09)
63. Standardized Testing (S8.16)
64. SOS (S11.06)
65. Reckless (S10.20)
66. Directions (S7.08)
67. Test Your Might (S13.08)
68. Visiting Old Friends (S3.02)
69. Chapter 13 (S6.13)
70. Last One Out, Hit The Lights (S1.19)
71. The New Kid (S10.05)
72. Heavy Mettle (S11.04)
73. All Or Nothing (S13.16)
74. Thin Ice (S12.08)
75. Chapter 2 (S6.02)
76. The Wrong Crowd (S5.19)
77. You Know Who We Are (S12.19)
78. Have We Met? (S3.14)
79. Roomier Than It Looks (S1.14)
80. One New Message (S7.06)
81. Temple Of The Key (S13.10)
82. Yellow Fever (S5.08)
83. A House Divided, Then Multiplied (S11.09)
84. Follow The Leader (S10.03)
85. For Those Of You Just Joining Us (S8.01)
86. Tourist Trap (S13.04)
87. The Installation (S7.14)
88. Chapter 5 (S6.05)
89. The Arrival (S4.20)
90. Hang Time (S7.18)
91. Chapter 17 (S6.05)
92. Fight Or Fright (S4.03)
    
93. Reconciliation (S11.14)
94. Battle Of The Exes (S8.13)
95. Off-Key (S13.12)
96. I Dream Of Meanie (S2.11)
97. Revenants (S10.01)
98. Heavy Metal (S3.10)
99. Hit And Run (S12.02)
100. Evacuation Plan (S9.04)
101. Fourth And Twenty (S8.05)
102. Three's A Crowd (S10.15)
103. Long Time No See (S12.11)
104. Visiting Hours (S7.03)
105. Son Of A Bitch (S9.14)
106. Can I Keep It? (S11.07)
107. Baby Steps (S5.03)
108. Head Noob In Charge (S1.04)
109. Dealer Initiative (S2.18)
110. Don't Ph34r The Reaper (S1.08)
111. Don't Get Me Started (S7.01)
112. Chapter 8 (S6.08)
113. Fall From Heaven (S10.08)
114. Ready, Aim... (S11.17)
115. The Nesting Theory (S5.10)
116. Right To Remain Silenced (S4.17)
117. You Can't Park Here (S5.01)
118. In Stereo Where Available (S2.09)
119. Multiple Choice (S12.17)
120. A Real Fixer Upper (S11.05)
121. Perusing The Archive (S8.08)
122. Reflections (S12.06)
123. Previous Commitments (S4.07)
124. Tucker Knows Best (S5.17)
125. Red Gets A Delivery (S1.02)
126. Let's Get Together (S3.03)
127. Bon Voyage (S7.07)
128. One-Zero-One (S11.01)
129. Drink Your Ovaltine (S8.02)
130. Chapter 4 (S6.04)
131. Out Of Body (S10.11)
132. A Shadow Of His Former Self (S1.10)
133. Lost But Not Forgotten (S11.19)
134. Heavy Metal (S10.02)
135. Aftermath, Before Biology (S2.15)
136. Realignment (S9.05)
137. Chapter 14 (S6.14)
138. Capital Assets (S13.02)
139. Retention Deficit (S7.16)
140. Roaming Charges (S3.11)
141. Red Vs Bleu (S2.03)
142. Strong Male Figure (S5.07)
143. Counseling (S13.14)
144. Finders Keepers (S11.12)
145. Something Else Entirely (S12.03)
146. Check Your Local Listings (S8.15)
147. Exploring Our Differences (S4.09)
148. Happy Birthday (S10.16)
149. Calm Before The Storm (S3.18)
150. Everything Old Is New Again (S2.01)
151. Sibling Arrivalries (S5.04)
152. The Reunion (S12.12)
153. How The Other Half Lives (S1.15)
154. Radar Love (S2.10)
155. Turbulence (S10.04)
156. Rounding Error (S9.01)
157. Called Up (S7.13)
158. Oh Captians, My Captains (S12.01)
159. Lifting The Veil (S9.11)
160. Chapter 11 (S6.11)
161. Things Are Looking Down (S4.18)
162. You Better Watch Out (S13.09)
163. Labor Pains (S9.18)
164. Missed Direction (S5.14)
165. Barriers To Entry (S11.03)
166. Free Refills (S7.02)
167. It's A Biological Fact (S3.09)
168. Towing Package (S8.06)
169. Lost In Triangulation (S4.05)
170. Backup Plans (S8.09)
171. My House, From Here (S7.09)
172. Captive Audience (S9.09)
173. The Haystack (S5.12)
174. Chapter 7 (S6.07)
175. Points Of Origin (S1.17)
176. You're The Bomb, Yo (S3.04)
177. Planning The Heist (S9.13)
178. Chapter 3 (S6.03)
179. After Church (S1.09)
180. Room For Rent (S2.12)
181. Trust Issues (S7.17)
182. Chapter 15 (S6.15)
183. Sweet Ride (S2.05)
184. The Thin Fed Line (S13.13)
185. Reconfiguration (S8.14)
186. Worst Laid Plans (S11.11)
187. Teaming With Problems (S12.04)
188. Case File 01.045 (S9.07)
189. Biting The Hand (S5.16)
190. Hunting Time (S4.02)
191. Hello, My Name Is Andrew (S3.16)
192. Sneaking In (S4.13)
193. No Fighting In The War Room (S13.05)
194. Brass Tacks (S5.09)
195. What's Mine Is Yours (S2.16)
196. Catching Up (S7.04)
197. Why Are We Here? (S1.01)
198. We Must Rebuild (S3.06)
199. The Grif Reaper (S5.05)
200. Oversight (S10.07)
201. Chapter 10 (S6.10)
202. Get Your Tucks In A Row (S11.02)
203. Restraining Orders (S8.11)
204. Nine Tenths Of The Law (S2.08)
205. What's Yours Is Ours (S13.03)
206. Human Peer Bonding (S1.13)
207. Self Assessment (S12.07)
208. Looking For Group (S4.08)
209. Check Out The Treads On That Tank (S1.07)
210. Whole Lot Of Shaking (S9.19)
211. SPF 0 (S1.18)
212. Terms And Provisions (S5.13)
213. Fair Competition (S4.04)
214. The Grass Is Greener, The Blues Are Bluer (S11.08)
215. Dumb Cop, Bad Cop (S7.11)
216. Got Your Back (S5.02)
217. New And Improved (S10.14)
218. Motion To Adjourn (S2.02)
219. Crash Site Crashers (S12.14)
220. And Don't Call Me Shirley (S8.07)
221. Getting Debriefed (S4.15)
222. Chapter 1 (S6.01)
223. Me, Myself, And You (S2.13)
224. The Rookies (S1.03)
225. We're Being Watched (S3.08)
226. Familiar Feelings (S9.06)
227. Along Came A Spider (S13.06)
228. The Joy Of Toggling (S2.04)
229. +1 Follower (S11.13)
230. Where Credit Is Due (S5.15)
231. Let's Come To Order (S3.15)
232. Local Host (S7.05)
233. Mid-Game Substitution (S9.12)
234. Out Of The Frying Pan (S12.16)
235. Getting All Misty (S4.11)
236. Spelunked (S5.11)
237. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Pain. (S1.11)
238. Defusing The Situation (S3.17)
239. Greenish-Blue With Envy (S10.13)
240. Lay Of The Land (S7.10)
241. The Package Is In The Open (S1.05)
242. FAQ (S11.16)
243. Catch Up, No Mustard (S12.13)
244. Snooze Button (S8.12)
245. The Hard Stop (S4.06)
246. Shaking The Foundation (S9.08)
247. Last Words (S2.06)
248. You Keep Using That Word (S4.14)
249. Under The Weather (S4.16)
250. New Toys (S3.07)
251. Locus Of Control (S13.07)
252. Down, But Not Out (S1.12)
253. Accentuate The Interrogative (S12.15)
254. Setting A High Bar (S4.10)
255. 1.21 Giga-Whats?? (S1.06)
256. Nobody Likes You (S2.07)
257. Talk Of The Town (S4.12)

Episode Rankings: The X-Files

The X-Files is such a brilliantly experimental show, constantly jumping between a complicated and at times convoluted serialized myth arc and episodic storylines so varied and separate that you could easily call X-Files an anthology. Anchored by two phenomenal main leads with fantastic chemistry, The X-Files has managed to accomplish a lot, from its many iconic moments and monsters, to its cult status when it was at the height of its popularity, to the sheer amount of screenwriters (Darin Morgan) and directors (Vince Gilligan) it brought into the spotlight. This show may be uneven, but its heights are some of the best episodes in TV history. Just don't go past Season 6, it's for the best. Here's my ranking of the X-Files episodes I've seen and reviewed:

1. Jose Chung's From Outer Space (S3.20)
2. Bad Blood (S5.12)
3. Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose (S3.04)
4. Triangle (S6.03)
5. Ice (S1.08)
6. Pusher (S3.17)
7. Redux II (S5.02)
8. Paper Hearts (S4.10)
9. Paper Clip (S3.02)
10. Humbug (S2.20)
11. Small Potatoes (S4.20)
12. Drive (S6.02)
13. One Breath (S2.08)
14. Folie A Deux (S5.18)
15. The Post-Modern Prometheus (S5.05)
16. The Erlenmeyer Flask (S1.24)
17. One Son (S6.12)
18. Soft Light (S2.23)
19. Duane Barry (S2.05)
20. Tooms (S1.21)
21. Herrenvolk (S4.01)
22. Gethsemane (S4.24)
23. 731 (S3.10)
24. Squeeze (S1.03)
25. Musings Of A Cigarette Smoking Man (S4.07)
26. The Red And The Black (S5.14)
27. The End (S5.20)
28. Beyond The Sea (S1.13)
29. Apocrypha (S3.16)
30. Unusual Suspects (S5.03)
31. War Of The Coprophages (S3.12)
32. Memento Mori (S4.14)
33. Anasazi (S2.25)
34. Two Fathers (S6.11)
35. Ascension (S2.06)
36. The Pine Bluff Variant (S5.18)
37. Nisei (S3.09)
38. Kitsunegari (S5.08)
39. EBE (S1.17)
40. End Game (S2.17)
41. Kill Switch (S5.11)
42. Little Green Men (S2.01)
43. Redux (S5.01)
44. Talitha Cumi (S3.24)
45. How The Ghosts Stole Christmas (S6.06)
46. Fallen Angel (S1.10)
47. Leonard Betts (S4.12)
48. Patient X (S5.13)
49. Piper Maru (S3.15)
50. Darkness Falls (S1.20)
51. Demons (S4.23)
52. The Blessing Way (S3.01)
53. Avatar (S3.21)
54. Max (S4.18)
55. The Beginning (S6.01)
56. Christmas Carol (S5.06)
57. Colony (S2.16)
58. The Host (S2.02)
59. Pilot (S1.01)
60. Detour (S5.04)
61. Wetwired (S3.23)
62. Irresistible (S2.13)
63. DPO (S3.03)
64. Tithonus (S6.10)
65. Unruhe (S4.04)
66. Tunguska (S4.08)
67. Mind's Eye (S5.16)
68. Red Museum (S2.10)
69. Oubliette (S3.08)
70. Dreamland: Part 2 (S6.05)
71. Eve (S1.11)
72. Tempus Fugit (S4.17)
73. Emily (S5.07)
74. Shapes (S1.19)
75. Deep Throat (S1.02)
76. SR 819 (S6.09)
77. Roland (S1.23)
78. Zero Sum (S4.21)
79. Syzygy (S3.13)
80. Terma (S4.09)
81. The Calusari (S2.21)
82. Home (S4.02)
83. Die Hand Die Verlezt (S2.14)
84. Never Again (S4.13)
85. Travelers (S5.15)
86. Quagmire (S3.22)
87. Conduit (S1.04)
88. Blood (S2.03)
89. 2Shy (S3.06)
90. Lazarus (S1.15)
91. Our Town (S2.24)
92. Shadows (S1.06)
93. Fire (S1.12)
94. Aubrey (S2.12)
95. Elegy (S4.12)
96. The Walk (S3.07)
97. Dreamland: Part 1 (S6.05)
98. Born Again (S1.22)
99. Kaddish (S4.15)
100. F Emasculata (S2.22)
101. Terms Of Endearment (S6.07)
102. Grotesque (S3.14)
103. Chinga (S5.10)
104. Unrequited (S4.16)
105. Revelations (S3.11)
106. Synchrony (S4.19)
107. The Jersey Devil (S1.05)
108. All Souls (S5.17)
109. Fresh Bones (S2.15)
110. Young At Heart (S1.16)
111. Sleepless (S2.04)
112. Sanguinarium (S4.06)
113. Dod Kalm (S2.19)
114. The List (S3.05)
115. Ghost In The Machine (S1.07)
116. Firewalker (S2.09)
117. The Rain King (S6.08)
118. El Mundo Gira (S4.11)
119. Miracle Man (S1.18)
120. Schizogeny (S5.09)
121. Hell Money (S3.19)
122. Excelsis Dei (S2.11)
123. Space (S1.09)
124. The Field Where I Died (S4.05)
125. Gender Bender (S1.14)
126. Fearful Symmetry (S2.18)
127. Teso Dos Bichos (S3.18)
128. Teliko (S4.03)
129. 3 (S2.07)

Episode Rankings: Veep

Veep is one of the most chaotic sitcoms I have ever had the pleasure of watching, it's like the whole show is an anxiety attack as the characters put out fires all over the White House. The acting is fantastic, to the point where Julia Louis-Dreyfus manages to break the Seinfeld curse decades later, the satire and political commentary is sharp and more relevant than ever, and the series remains impressively consistent even with a change in showrunner completely transforming its tone. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

1. Kissing Your Sister (S5.09)
2. Testimony (S4.09)
3. Veep (S7.07)
4. Election Night (S4.10)
5. Groundbreaking (S6.10)
6. Crate (S3.09)
7. Convention (S4.05)
8. Debate (S3.08)
9. DC (S2.10)
10. Blurb (S6.07)
11. New Hampshire (S3.10)
12. C**tgate (S5.06)
13. East Wing (S4.02)
14. Chicklet (S6.05)
15. Nev-AD-a (S5.02) - If you were watching the last US election, you'd know that this may be one of the finest-aged and most predictive episodes of television ever made.
16. Mommy Meyer (S4.07)
17. A Woman First (S6.09)
18. Mother (S5.04)
19. Full Disclosure (S1.07)
20. Some New Beginnings (S3.01)
21. Library (S6.02)
22. Inauguration (S5.10)
23. The Vic Allen Dinner (S2.04)
24. Joint Session (S4.01)
25. Clovis (S3.04)
26. Andrew (S2.06)
27. The Eagle (S5.03)
28. Nicknames (S1.05)
29. Running (S2.09)
30. The Choice (S3.02)
31. Omaha (S6.01)
32. Tears (S1.08)
33. Storm And Pancakes (S4.06)
34. South Carolina (S7.04)
35. Hostages (S2.03)
36. B/ill (S4.08)
37. Morning After (S5.01)
38. Baseball (S1.06)
39. Qatar (S6.06)
40. Special Relationship (S3.07)
41. Iowa (S7.01)
42. Congressional Ball (S5.07)
43. First Response (S2.08)
44. Midterms (S2.01) 
45. Data (S4.03)
46. Justice (S6.04)
47. Pledge (S7.03)
48. Fundraiser (S1.01)
49. Helsinki (S2.05)
50. Fishing (S3.05)
51. Super Tuesday (S7.05)
52. Tehran (S4.04)
53. Alicia (S3.03)
54. Shutdown (S2.07)
55. Chung (S1.04)
56. Camp David (S5.08)
57. Frozen Yoghurt (S1.02)
58. Georgia (S6.03)
59. Detroit (S3.06)
60. Signals (S2.02)
61. Discovery Weekend (S7.02)
62. Judge (S6.08)
63. Thanksgiving (S5.05)
64. Catherine (S1.03)
65. Oslo (S7.06)