Episode Rankings: Scrubs

Scrubs is definitely a must-see sitcom, and one of the best dramedies ever put on TV. It mixes surreal humor, realistic hospital drama, cutaway gags, introspective ruminations on life, likable characters, and crazy structural experiments, all the while being impressively consistent throughout its runtime. It even ends on a great note, not at all sullied by a hypothetical ninth season that focuses on an entirely different case, because that wouldn't happen, right? ...right? Anyway, here's my ranking of its episodes:

1. My Lunch (S5.20)
2. My Screwup (S3.14)
3. My Finale: Part 1 (S8.18)
4. My Butterfly (S3.16)
5. My Fallen Idol (S5.21)
6. My Changing Ways (S4.25)
7. My Musical (S6.06)
8. My Old Lady (S1.04)
9. My Bright Idea (S5.16)
10. My Cake (S4.06)
11. My Finale: Part 2 (S8.18)
12. My Last Day (S1.24)
13. My Happy Place (S8.04)
14. My Life In Four Cameras (S4.17)
15. My Way Home (S5.07)
16. His Story (S2.15)
17. My Occurrence (S1.22)
18. My Last Words (S8.02)
19. My Five Stages (S5.13)
20. My Dream Job (S2.22)
21. My Dumb Luck (S7.10)
22. My Catalyst (S3.12)
23. My Point Of No Return (S6.22)
24. My Half-Acre (S5.09)
25. My Long Goodbye (S6.15)
26. My Fifteen Seconds (S3.07)
27. My Big Bird (S5.08)
28. My Unicorn (S4.11)
29. My Chief Concern (S8.17)
30. My Overkill (S2.01)
31. My Cabbage (S5.12)
32. My Hero (S1.23)
33. My Tormented Mentor (S3.15)
34. My Roommates (S4.18)
35. My Best Friend's Wedding (S3.22)
36. My Cold Shower (S6.19)
37. My Transition (S5.24)
38. My New Role (S8.07)
39. My Old Friend's New Friend (S4.01)
40. My Fruit Cups (S2.08)
41. My Jiggly Ball (S5.05)
42. My No Good Reason (S6.14)
43. My Best Moment (S4.12)
44. His Story III (S5.19)
45. My Bed Banter & Beyond (S1.15)
46. My Rabbit (S6.21)
47. My Last Chance (S4.08)
48. My Deja Vu, My Deja Vu (S5.22)
49. Their Story (S6.17)
50. My Intern's Eyes (S5.01)
51. My Porcelain God (S3.13)
52. My Super Ego (S1.07)
53. My Words Of Wisdom (S6.16)
54. Her Story (S4.05)
55. My Jerks (S8.01)
56. My Best Friend's Baby's Baby And My Baby's Baby (S6.02)
57. My Philosophy (S2.13)
58. His Story IV (S6.07)
59. My Own Worst Enemy (S7.01)
60. My Soul On Fire: Part 2 (S8.15)
61. Her Story II (S5.10)
62. My Absence (S8.09)
63. My Own American Girl (S3.01)
64. My Best Laid Plans (S4.19)
65. My Urologist (S5.23)
66. My Drug Buddy (S1.14)
67. My Fault (S3.20)
68. My Office (S4.02)
69. My Brother, Where Art Thou? (S3.05)
70. My Sex Buddy (S2.11)
71. My Number One Doctor (S7.06)
72. My Kingdom (S2.19)
73. My Big Move (S4.22)
74. My Cuz (S8.16)
75. My Extra Mile (S5.15)
76. His Story II (S3.18)
77. My Waste Of Time (S7.10)
78. My Lawyer's In Love (S8.08)
79. My House (S6.04)
80. My Common Enemy (S4.07)
81. My Nightingale (S2.02)
82. My Karma (S2.16)
83. My Full Moon (S8.13)
84. My Chopped Liver (S5.17)
85. My Road To Nowhere (S6.08)
86. My Hypocritical Oath (S4.15)
87. My Cookie Pants (S8.06)
88. My Rite Of Passage (S5.02)
89. My Heavy Meddle (S1.16)
90. My Lucky Night (S3.04)
91. My Journey (S3.02)
92. My Mirror Image (S6.01)
93. My Drama Queen (S2.21)
94. My First Step (S2.07)
95. My Female Trouble (S4.10)
96. My Hard Labor (S7.02)
97. My Self-Examination (S3.21)
98. My Own Personal Jesus (S1.11)
99. My Missed Perception (S5.06)
100. My Dirty Secret (S3.09)
101. My Brother, My Keeper (S2.14)
102. My Faith In Humanity (S4.23)
103. Their Story II (S8.12)
104. My Advice To You (S3.06)
105. My Coffee (S6.03)
106. My First Kill (S4.04)
107. My Best Friend's Mistake (S1.03)
108. My Choosiest Choice Of All (S3.19)
109. My New Suit (S5.18)
110. My Turf War (S6.18)
111. My New Coat (S2.05)
112. My Quarantine (S4.16)
113. My Soul On Fire: Part 1 (S8.14)
114. My New Old Friend (S2.12)
115. My Day At The Race (S5.03)
116. My Big Mouth (S2.04)
117. My Saving Grace (S8.03)
118. My Therapeutic Month (S6.10)
119. My Lips Are Sealed (S4.21)
120. My Old Man (S1.19)
121. My Interpretation (S2.20)
122. My Malpractice Decision (S4.09)
123. My Student (S1.17)
124. My Lucky Day (S2.09)
125. My ABCs (S8.05)
126. My Conventional Wisdom (S6.20)
127. My Drive By (S4.24)
128. My Manhood (S7.08)
129. My Rule Of Thumb (S3.10)
130. My Lucky Charm (S4.14)
131. My Two Dads (S1.05)
132. My New Game (S4.03)
133. My Monster (S2.10)
134. My Friend The Doctor (S3.08)
135. My Nickname (S1.10)
136. My Comedy Show (S8.10)
137. My Friend With Money (S6.05)
138. My Own Private Practice Guy (S2.17)
139. My Mentor (S1.02)
140. My Identity Crisis (S7.04)
141. My Moment Of Un-Truth (S3.17)
142. My Buddy's Booty (S5.11)
143. My Boss's Free Haircut (S4.20)
144. My Perspective (S6.09)
145. My Fifteen Minutes (S1.08)
146. My Case Study (S2.03)
147. My Way Or The Highway (S1.20)
148. My First Day (S1.01)
149. My White Whale (S3.03)
150. My Own Personal Hell (S5.14)
151. My Balancing Act (S1.13)
152. My Clean Break (S3.11)
153. My Big Brother (S2.06)
154. My Tuscaloosa Heart (S1.18)
155. My Fishbowl (S6.12)
156. My Bad (S1.06)
157. My Nah Nah Nah (S8.11)
158. My TCW (S2.18)
159. My Growing Pains (S7.05)
160. My New God (S5.05)
161. My Blind Date (S1.12)
162. My Ocardial Infraction (S4.13)
163. My Sacrificial Lamb (S1.21)
164. My Scrubs (S6.13)
165. My Bad Too (S7.07)
166. My Day Off (S1.09)
167. My Inconvenient Truth (S7.03)
168. My Princess (S7.11)
169. My Night To Remember (S6.11)