Episode Rankings: Seinfeld

Seinfeld is a show about nothing. It's also a show about everything. Poking fun at social conventions and human nature, tackling pretty much any topic in the most flippant of ways, and completely destroying your expectations of what a sitcom can and should be. You've probably already seen Seinfeld and have its conversational cadence of its characters seared into your brain, but if you haven't yet, you're in for a funny, weird, and ground-breaking sitcom. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

1. The Chinese Restaraunt (S2.11)
2. The Soup Nazi (S7.06)
3. The Betrayal (S9.08)
4. The Opposite (S5.21)
5. The Invitations (S7.22) - Utterly genius
6. The Marine Biologist (S5.14)
7. The Pilot: Part 2 (S4.24)
8. The Hamptons (S5.20)
9. The Merv Griffin Show (S9.06)
10. The Yada Yada (S8.19)
11. The Pitch (S4.03)
12. The Outing (S4.17)
13. The Chicken Roaster (S8.08)
14. The Ticket (S4.04)
15. The Parking Garage (S3.06)
16. The Puffy Shirt (S5.02)
17. The Bizarro Jerry (S8.03)
18. The Caddy (S7.12)
19. The Pilot: Part 1 (S4.23)
20. The Serenity Now (S9.03)
21. The Opera (S4.09)
22. The Abstinance (S8.09)
23. The Race (S6.10)
24. The Boyfriend: Part 2 (S3.18)
25. The Airport (S4.12)
26. The Dinner Party (S5.13)
27. The Little Kicks (S8.04)
28. The Dealership (S9.11)
29. The Jimmy (S6.18)
30. The Bottle Deposit (S7.20)
31. The Pie (S5.15)
32. The Implant (S4.19)
33. The Package (S8.05)
34. The Cafe (S3.07)
35. The Lip Reader (S5.06)
36. The Muffin Tops (S8.21)
37. The Parking Space (S3.22)
38. The Cadillac (S7.14)
39. The Fire (S5.19)
40. The Red Dot (S3.12)
41. The Movie (S4.14)
42. The Soul-Mate (S8.02)
43. The Maestro (S7.03)
44. The Switch (S6.11)
45. The Summer Of George (S8.22)
46. The Boyfriend: Part 1 (S3.17)
47. The Revenge (S2.07)
48. The Engagement (S7.01)
49. The Diplomat's Club (S6.21)
50. The Van Buren Boys (S8.14)
51. The Calzone (S7.19)
52. The Wallet (S4.05)
53. The Tape (S3.08)
54. The Secret Code (S7.07)
55. The Glasses (S5.03)
56. The Fatigues (S8.06)
57. The Rye (S7.11)
58. The Strike (S9.10)
59. The Cheever Letters (S4.08)
60. The Foundation (S8.01)
61. The Postponement (S7.02)
62. The Cigar Store Indian (S5.10)
63. The Millenium (S8.20)
64. The Wait Out (S7.21)
65. The Fix Up (S3.16)
66. The Label Maker (S6.12)
67. The Statue (S2.06)
68. The Raincoats (S5.18)
69. The Comeback (S8.13)
70. The Pledge Drive (S6.03)
71. The Bookstore (S9.17)
72. The Library (S3.05)
73. The Junior Mint (S4.20)
74. The Keys (S3.23)
75. The Watch (S4.06)
76. The Soup (S6.07)
77. The Barber (S5.08)
78. The Alternate Side (S3.11)
79. The Nap (S8.13)
80. The Doodle (S6.19) 
81. The Little Jerry (S8.11)
82. The Burning (S9.16)
83. The English Patient (S8.17) - The episode itself is fine but I think it's one of the best-aged in the whole show
84. The Deal (S2.09)
85. The Bubble Boy (S4.07)
86. The Fusilli Jerry (S6.20)
87. The Andrea Doria (S8.10)
88. The Butter Shave (S9.01)
89. The Nose Job (S3.09)
90. The Shower Head (S7.15)
91. The Shoes (S4.16)
92. The Reverse Peephole (S9.12)
93. The Chinese Woman (S6.04)
94. The Stall (S5.12)
95. The Wink (S7.04)
96. The Scofflaw (S6.13)
97. The Subway (S3.13)
98. The Frogger (S9.18) - The last truly great episode of Seinfeld
99. The Jacket (S2.03)
100. The Truth (S3.02)
101. The Face Painter (S6.22)
102. The Non-Fat Yogurt (S5.07)
103. The Doll (S7.16)
104. The Chaperone (S6.01)
105. The Pothole (S8.16)
106. The Pick (S4.13)
107. The Slicer (S9.07)
108. The Kiss Hello (S6.16)
109. The Pool Guy (S7.0 8)
110. The Checks (S8.07)
111. The Conversion (S5.11)
112. The Smelly Car (S4.21)
113. The Letter (S3.21)
114. The Chronicle (S9.21) - I don't care if it's a clip show! That final montage still gives me the feels!
115. The Beard (S6.15)
116. The Stand In (S5.16)
117. The Visa (S4.15)
118. The Apartment (S2.05)
119. The Voice (S9.02)
120. The Hot Tub (S7.05)
121. The Big Salad (S6.02)
122. The Virgin (S4.10)
123. The Money (S8.12)
124. The Sponge (S7.09)
125. The Wizard (S9.15)
126. The Sniffing Accountant (S5.04)
127. The Mom And Pop Star (S6.08)
128. The Pez Dispenser (S3.14)
129. The Understudy (S6.23)
130. The Good Samaritan (S3.20)
131. The Susie (S8.15)
132. The Wife (S5.17)
133. The Gum (S7.10)
134. The Phone Massage (S2.04)
135. The Masseuse (S5.09)
136. The Trip: Part 2 (S4.02)
137. The Secretary (S6.09)
138. The Suicide (S3.15)
139. The Friar's Club (S7.17)
140. The Couch (S6.05)
141. The Ex-Girlfriend (S2.01)
142. The Seven (S7.13)
143. The Mango (S5.01)
144. The Limo (S3.19)
145. The Contest (S4.11) - Sorry, but I stand by my claim that this episode hasn't aged well
146. The Note (S3.01)
147. The Gymnast (S6.06)
148. The Wig Master (S7.18)
149. The Doorman (S6.17)
150. The Handicap Spot (S4.22)
151. The Stock Trip (S1.04)
152. The Maid (S9.19)
153. The Trip: Part 1 (S4.01)
154. The Robbery (S1.02)
155. The Blood (S9.04)
156. The Pony Remark (S2.02)
157. The Old Man (S4.18)
158. The Strongbox (S9.14)
159. The Stranded (S3.10)
160. The Stakeout (S1.01)
161. The Junk Mail (S9.05)
162. The Busboy (S2.12)
163. The Bris (S5.05)
164. The Apology (S9.09)
165. The Pen (S3.03)
166. The Baby Shower (S2.10)
167. The Cartoon (S9.130
168. Male Unboarding (S1.03)
169. The Heart Attack (S2.08)
170. Highlights Of A Hundred (S6.14)
171. The Dog (S3.04)
172. The Puerto-Rican Day (S9.20)
173. The Finale (S9.22) - Worst (intended) series finale ever