Sunday, August 28, 2022

The Bear (Season 1)

Call it superficial, but I watched The Bear entirely because people told me it had a great episode-long one take. What can I say, I like my long takes, but was the rest of the show good too?

The Bear is a show about a fine dining chef named Carmen (usually shortened to Carmy) returning to Chicago to run his family's sandwich shop after his brother who had ran it previously died. It's a great concept and Carmy trying to run what is essentially a diner like a high class restaurant is that perfect blend of drama and black comedy. But what I think really made The Bear work is the fact that it didn't go the easy way out of having Carmy be this whirlwind who storms in and destroys the sandwich shop, rather the show puts in the work to develop every character and articulate why they just weren't compatible. Carmy has his issues, for sure, but there's also Sydney's impatience, Marcus focusing on mastering his deserts over actually serving people, and Richie's devotion to the status quo. The Bear is a bit of a slow burn, building up to a phenomenal penultimate episode where all of the characters collide, though that does mean the first three-fourths of the show doesn't nearly reach those heights (and neither does the finale, but I'll get that).

The Bear is at its best when it is stressing you the hell out. When tensions are high in the kitchen and everyone is screaming at each other and the camera is shaking like mad is when I am most engrossed, mostly because of how on-point every single aspect of the production is during these scenes. The cast is already fantastic, especially Jeremy Allen White as Carmy, but their best moments are during these sequences of chaos. Similarly, the cinematography and editing is particular great in these scenes, further heightening that feeling of urgency. Unfortunately, it kind of leads to the issue where when things aren't tense in The Bear, things get a bit less interesting for me. Another thing I didn't love about The Bear was how unsubtle it got at times. Some of the needle drops felt way too on the nose (that one where Sydney and Tina bond, for example), and the growling bear sounds in the first episode made me laugh at how absurd it got. I also wasn't a huge fan of the finale, but once again, I'll get there.

Highlights:

Review: Ah, the infamous long take episode. I was always going to like Review for the novelty alone, but even outside of the technical stuff, Review was the absolute culmination of everything The Bear was trying to be, twenty minutes straight of pure kitchen mayhem made even better by the unbroken shot. It's the most stressful episode I've seen since the Severance finale, and had me laughing in nervousness by the end. Plot-wise, it's the climax of the series, all of the tensions that have been building up for the last six episodes finally come to a head as Richie gets stabbed, Sydney and Marcus leave, and Carmy completely snaps. Despite being the shortest episode by far, Review was also the most jam-packed with plot.

Braciole: Okay, time to talk about the finale. Braciole was an underwhelming ending to the season because it felt unrealistically neat and tidy. It was as if nothing that happened in Review actually stuck. Richie's stab wound? Barely mentioned. Marcus and Sydney quitting? They're back by the finale's end. The lunch rush having any sort of negative consequences on The Bear? Nope, and while it does end up closing, it's because Carmy closes it on his own terms. Braciole took the easy way out in pretty much every way. The only reason why it's still in the highlights section is because the first ten-or-so minutes were absolutely phenomenal, with the one-two punch of the dream sequence and Carmy's monologue being easily the most emotionally impactful moment of the show.

Overall, The Bear was a solid series, with a great premise, a fleshed-out cast of characters, a strong sense of chaos, fantastic performances and cinematography, and an all-time episode of TV in Review. However, none of the other episodes could really reach the heights of Review, and weak points like a lack of subtlety and very lackluster finale did bring down the show a bit.

3/5 Stars

Friday, August 26, 2022

Kino's Journey

I miss episodic television. Stuff like The X-Files, Psych and Star Trek may have had their bits of continuity, but instead of trying to tell one large story like most shows do nowadays, they tried to utilize the medium to tell a bunch of different stories and make every single episode stand on its own merits as a piece of art, even if the quality varied a bit. Now everything has to be serialized extended movies or else face the dreaded "filler" moniker. Kino's Journey only solidified my feelings on the matter, it's an anime where every single episode is standalone, with only the main protagonists and general theming connecting them all. And unlike most shows I've seen, it feels like every single episode had weight.

Kino's Journey is an anime about the titular Kino and their talking motorcycle Hermes traveling the world and visiting its different villages. There's no real overarching story or end goal here, as the title suggests, this anime is solely about the journey rather than the destination. Each episode is its own story, usually about one of Kino's encounters with a town or group of people on their journey. The show feels like a series of fables, with each town lending its own unique commentary that can apply to our world, and each episode having some sort of message. There's a great variety in locations, storylines, and messages, But what really makes these stories so fascinating is just how ambiguous they are. Kino is a fairly impartial character, rarely getting involved in the conflicts of the towns they visit unless their life depends on it. The show usually just shows you the town, lets you take it in, and leaves you to make your own verdict. Most episodes even end with Hermes asking Kino some question about what they just saw, and they never have a concrete answer. Every single episode of Kino's Journey is thought-provoking and leaves you to come up with your own conclusion, and which made it so that every single episode left an impact on me in their own ways.

Though that's not to say Kino isn't an interesting or fleshed-out character because that's absolutely not the case. Kino may be impartial, but they're also introspective, curious, and complex. They're inherently fun and compelling to watch, partially because of their charmingly dry banter with Hermes, and partially because the moments they do break character and get involved are all the more striking, leaving you wondering what had changed. And of course, if you know me, you know I can't go without mentioning Kino's gender, or lack thereof. While I'm aware some translations (usually the English ones because of course they do) use "she/her" pronouns, I think it's pretty obvious that Kino's some degree of gender-nonconforming considering the fact that they explicitly dislike being gendered to begin with. Either way, I think Kino's one of the best GNC characters in a TV show period. They're an interesting character on their own merits, though several storylines also deal with the topic of their identity and ultimately make them even more fleshed out. Their backstory episode was a great example of that, entirely being about Kino running away from their conformist home and changing their name (which I ended up finding even more impactful when you notice the parallels to a trans person coming out).

Kino's Journey is also fantastic on a presentation level. The animation is soft and visually-pleasing, and the few fight scenes the anime has are impressively fluid. The cinematography is also striking, there's a lot of memorable shots and a great usage of shadows. There are even plenty of moments that completely shift animation style like a flashback in Episode 3 that's pretty much all shadows, and it looks fantastic. Probably my favorite thing about Kino's Journey is the muted sepia filter that's put over it, along with jagged lines that give off the impression of watching it on a CRT TV. It really gives the anime a vintage timeless feel that I absolutely adored. The voice acting is also pretty good, especially for Kino and Hermes. I don't think the anime would work as well if those two weren't as blunt as they are. As far as music goes, there isn't much of it, though that once again means the moments where there is music are all the more impactful. On the other hand, though, I adored the OP and ED themes. They're calming, beautiful, and perfectly for reflecting on what you had just watched.

Highlights:

A Tale Of Feeding Off Others: This entire episode is essentially a complex moral dilemma, and like much of the series, it leaves you to come to your own conclusions. Kino tries to help some stranded people by hunting and killing rabbits for them, only to learn that they happen to be human traffickers in a pretty dark twist (though Kino's first fight scene was cool). The episode deals with the moral weight between humans and animals, as Kino wonders if she should have spared the rabbits and left the traffickers to die, especially since by the end of the episode, pretty much everyone is dead. 

Land Of Adults: As mentioned above, I thought Kino's backstory was fantastic and one of the best episodes of the series. It fleshed out Kino a lot as a character by really illustrating their struggle with identity, and despite it being a flashback, Kino's hometown fits in with all of the other weird locations in the anime, and its enforced adult surgery allows for a fascinating message about childhood and growing up. The "real" Kino is also a great character and his death hit really hard, and that scene where Kino drives away from their town on Hermes was incredibly well-executed.

Coliseum: Even Kino's Journey has a tournament arc. These two episodes were just a really fun time mostly because the anime has really great fight scenes, and a lot of the one-off characters like Shizu and the King were very memorable. But biggest of all was Kino actually interfering in a town by killing its king and creating a law so that the first-class citizens have to battle rather than the second-class ones. Once again, the anime leaves it ambiguous as to why Kino broke their code this one time, which makes it all the more interesting. Was it because they were forced to fight and were protecting themselves? Did they do it for every other traveler that would come to visit the town? Or did they do it because they genuinely cared for the town and its citizens?

A Peaceful Land: Damn, this episode was fascinating. A Peaceful Land is about Kino visiting two "peaceful countries" that achieved their peace by attacking a third country, justifying it with the claim that war is an inevitable fact of life and that humans have an insatiable craving for it. It's like The Purge but on a city-wide scale... and also actually good (I will never stop trashing that movie). A Peaceful Land was a chilling and very effective anti-war story, easily one of the bleakest episodes of Kino's Journey.

A Kind Land: Having Kino's Journey end on a story about Kino breaking their rule and getting attached to a town they visit seems pretty much perfect since their brief moments of bias throughout the anime was one of the most fascinating parts. I'm sure plenty of people have already talked about that gut-punching volcano twist, so I'm gonna talk about the small subtle elements that really made A Kind Land one of the best episodes of the anime. Stuff like the implication that Kino's birth (or dead) name was Sakura, the little bits of foreshadowing throughout the episode, it not being clear if Sakura knew about the volcano or not, and probably biggest of all, that micro twist about Kino's second gun. Where you may initially think A Kind Land took place after all of Kino's Journey, the reveal that Sakura gave them their second gun (as seen in Coliseum) implies that A Kind Land is actually a backstory, transforming the episode from a seeming inevitable to the event that was likely responsible for Kino's more morally gray impartiality in episodes such as Land Of Prophecies and A Peaceful Land.

Overall, Kino's Journey is one of those shows that just clicked with me. I immediately understood what it was going for and was perfectly content to go along with it. The episodic fable-like structure made for a show where every episode felt like a memorable story with its own ambiguous message, but the consistent tone and aesthetic as well as the fantastic main duo helped things remain cohesive.

5/5 Stars


Here's my ranking of its episodes:

  1. Land Of Adults (S1.04)
  2. A Kind Land (S1.11)
  3. Coliseum: Part 2 (S1.07)
  4. A Peaceful Land (S1.12)
  5. A Tale Of Feeding Off Others (S1.02)
  6. Coliseum: Part 1 (S1.06)
  7. Land Of Wizards (S1.08)
  8. Land Of Mechanical Dolls (S1.10)
  9. Land Of Books (S1.09)
  10. Land Of Prophecies (S1.03)
  11. Land Of Visible Pain (S1.01)
  12. Three Men Along The Rails (S1.05)
  13. Her Journey (S1.11)

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Episode Rankings: The Owl House

The Owl House may have been canceled way before it should've (and suffers from some pretty jerky pacing as a result), but it's still definitely worth watching. The characters are lovable and fleshed-out, the main storyline is well thought-out and well-told, the humor is charming and caught me off guard a surprising amount of times, and the show has one of the best romantic subplots in any TV show ever. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

  1. Knock, Knock, Knockin' On Hooty's Door (S2.08)
  2. King's Tide (S2.21)
  3. Enchanting Grom Fight (S1.16)
  4. Hollow Mind (S2.16)
  5. Agony Of A Witch (S1.18)
  6. Yesterday's Lie (S2.10)
  7. Understanding Willow (S1.15)
  8. Reaching Out (S2.14)
  9. Young Blood, Old Souls (S1.19)
  10. Clouds On The Horizon (S2.20)
  11. Eclipse Lake (S2.09)
  12. Lost In Language (S1.07)
  13. Labyrinth Runners (S2.18)
  14. Covention (S1.05)
  15. Hunting Palismen (S2.06)
  16. Adventure In The Elements (S1.12)
  17. The Intruder (S1.04)
  18. Edge Of The World (S2.17)
  19. The First Day (S1.13)
  20. Wing It Like Witches (S1.17)
  21. Keeping Up A-Fear-Ances (S2.04)
  22. Elsewhere And Elsewhen (S2.12)
  23. Escaping Explusion (S2.02)
  24. Something Ventured, Something Framed (S1.09)
  25. Follies At The Coven Day Parade (S2.11)
  26. Eda's Requiem (S2.07)
  27. Any Sport In A Storm (S2.13)
  28. O Titan, Where Art Thou (S2.19)
  29. Escape Of The Palisman (S1.10)
  30. Echoes Of The Past (S2.03)
  31. A Lying Witch And A Warden (S1.01)
  32. Once Upon A Swap (S1.08)
  33. Really Small Problems (S1.14)
  34. Separate Tides (S2.01)
  35. Hooty's Moving Hassle (S1.06)
  36. Through The Looking Glass Ruins (S2.05)
  37. I Was A Teenage Abomination (S1.03)
  38. Sense And Insensitivity (S1.11)
  39. Them's The Breaks, Kid (S2.15)
  40. Witches Before Wizards (S1.02)

The Owl House (Season 2)

While Season 1 of The Owl House, it was mostly focused on ground-laying in retrospect. With all of the characters properly introduced, Season 2 ups the ante in a big way, making for a season that is better than the first in pretty much every way... except for one.

Season 2 focuses a lot more on the overarching plot compared to the first. Emperor Belos, the show's main antagonist, is trying to start a Day Of Unity that could destroy the Boiling Isles, so the main cast has to try and stop it, all the while learning the truth about Belos's origins. While I found that the Day Of Unity was a bit vague for much of the season, all of the big flashbacks and loredumps are well-executed, Belos's iron grip on the Boiling Isles makes for an imposing antagonist, and the final stretch of episodes is especially intense. But what I especially liked about Season 2 was the fact that it made sure to give every single major character a story arc, all of which are compelling and flesh them out. Luz is trying to get home while also dealing with if she wants to go home, King is trying to find his father and figure out his origins, Eda is grappling with her curse and past, Amity is trying to break out of her parents' control and start a relationship with Luz, and so on and so forth. While I don't find the Belos stuff all that amazing, it's the abundance of character drama that really spices up the show.

Season 2 also introduces a whole bunch of new characters, and they're all fantastic. The highlight is obviously Hunter, Belos's adorably dorky Golden Guard who gets an incredibly enjoyable redemption arc even by redemption arc standards. But there's also Raine, a great nonbinary character with a strong dynamic with Eda, and Vee, Luz's surprisingly adorable doppleganger who I really wanted to see more of. However, there's one weak part of The Owl House that hasn't really been fixed, and that's the pacing. Just like in Season 1, with such a large cast, characters get written out for several episodes at a time, but it's even worse this time since the writers have a bit of a time limit. Disney cancelled the show (because of course they did), so it really felt like Terrace and the crew were trying to cover all of the ground. I think they did the best they could, but when every single episode has to some some massive plot development (especially in the final third), it just gets way too overwhelming.

Highlights:

Knock, Knock, Knockin' On Hooty's Door: Do I... like Hooty? I thought he was the most annoying thing in Season 1 but he really won me over in this episode. Not only did he make this probably the show's funniest outing so far ("DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER"), but he somehow managed to single-handedly progress all three of the major character arcs. King has superpowers, Eda's backstory is revealed, Eda makes peace with her Owl Beast, and probably best of all, LUMITY IS CANON. What a fantastic episode.

Yesterday's Lie: This episode was a long-time coming and it absolutely lived up to the build-up. The whole final scene where Luz briefly manages to reunite with her mom before they get torn apart again was a fantastic payoff. But the real surprise was Vee, who ended up being utterly adorable and lovable.

Reaching Out: This was probably the most emotional episode of the series for me, the whole sequence where Luz tells Amity about her dad's death was so well-executed. The cherry blossom visuals, the way it takes a realistic look at Luz being away from home, the way it tackles grief, it's a really impactful scene. It was also nice to see Amity managed to slightly bond with her own father.

Hollow Mind: I think we need a name for episodes like Hollow Mind and The Massacre At Hawkins Lab, relentless loredumps that completely flood you with world-shattering new information that dramatically changes the cast. While Hunter being a Grimwalker and Belos being Phillip was pretty strongly hinted at in previous episodes, what really hit about Hollow Mind was the fallout of that reveal. Luz and Hunter are both visibly shaken up by the ending (with the latter straight-up running off), and Belos seems incredibly pissed at them for going into his mind. Also, the Collector is literally just Dimentio from Super Paper Mario and that's awesome.

Clouds On The Horizon: Befitting the penultimate episode of a very packed season, Clouds On The Horizon has a lot going on. Alador turns against his wife and joins the heroes, Odelia is actively collaborating with Belos, Eda gets a sigil, and Luz gets captured. But none of that matters much since LUZ AND AMITY KISSED AAAAAAAA.

King's Tide: Here's another trope we need a name for: The penultimate finale of a cartoon being the biggest downer ending in the series. Amphibia had True Colors, Avatar had Crossroads Of Destiny, Korra had Venom Of The Red Lotus, She-Ra had Destiny, and now, The Owl House has King's Tide. This episode was particularly dark, between Phillip's monster form, the Draining Spell, and literally everything about the Collector. It leaves a lot hanging too, with Luz and her friends on Earth in a cliffhanger very similar to the aforementioned True Colors, Raine fainting, Eda losing her arm, Alador's fate being unknown, and the Collector doing something to the Boiling Isles.

Overall, while it still suffers from pacing issues, Season 2 of The Owl House is a fairly great improvement on the first. The character work is stronger, the episode quality is higher, the plot is more ambitious, and the final stretch is fantastic.

4/5 Stars

Monday, August 22, 2022

The Rehearsal (Season 1)

I adored Nathan For You. I thought it was absolutely genius, so when I learned that Nathan Fielder was working on another comedy, I couldn't be more excited. This was probably my most hyped show of the year. But when the show started airing and people were talking about how screwed up it was, I immediately became worried about what I had gotten myself into. I decided to structure this review like one of the reaction posts I do for a Marvel or Star Wars show, because I know I'm going to have a lot to say about every single episode. 

Orange Juice, No Pulp: The interesting thing about The Rehearsal's premiere is that it feels like a Nathan For You episode. It could've passed as one. It's a standalone story about Nathan trying to help someone out ala The Hero or Finding Frances, and the rehearsal gimmick really could've just been a weird one-off idea that Nathan had and would inexplicably work. The fact that it's the only 45-minute episode makes it feel all the more disjointed from the rest of the season. The fact that Orange Juice No Pulp felt so much like a NFY episode made it feel oddly comforting. It's like the show never left, although I found the premiere to be a lot less funny than most NFY episodes. It feels more like a drama, though an oddly wholesome one. While there are moments where you wonder if Nathan is crossing the line (especially that chilling ending, holy shit), the fact is that his plan worked and things ended up going really well for Kor, the episode's subject. 

Scion: Scion is the first episode of The Rehearsal that feels genuinely different from Nathan For You. It feels like it could've and should've been the premiere of the show. Nathan's next subject is Angela, who he wants to help rehearse raising a kid, but nothing's really resolved by the end. For the first time in any Nathan show, The Rehearsal gets fully serialized. I get why Orange Juice, No Pulp exists though, and why it feels so disjointed from the rest of the series. It implies that Nathan (the character) tried to make a NFY-esque show but it ultimately derailed into something entirely different as he got attached to Angela's rehearsal. Maybe that's what happened behind the scenes too, like Nathan (the real person) and the crew were still figuring out what they wanted the show to be. I found Scion to be a slightly funnier episode than the premiere, since Angela and Robbin are both incredibly weird, though I also found it a bit more uncomfortable. Nothing topped that Pure Imagination scene from last episode, but having seen Nathan For You, the lack of resolution left me very unnerved.

Gold Digger: The Rehearsal continues to unnerve. I was surprised that Nathan actually started trying to multi-task, simultaneously tackling Angela's rehearsal and the rehearsal of an entirely new person, Patrick. It feels weird saying this about an actual person but I didn't really like Patrick, it was pretty hard to sympathize with him once the casual anti-semitism started. But even then, his breakdown and subsequent disappearance was still really hard to watch, especially since, once again, he's a real guy. I ended Gold Digger genuinely hoping that he's okay. Gold Digger also has yet another new storytelling technique for a Nathan Fielder show, a subplot. As mentioned above, Nathan is still trying to help out Angela, and once again the way he inserts himself into the rehearsal feels increasingly uncomfortable. Angela's ridiculous levels of Christianity also got put on the forefront and it's just so surreal seeing someone genuinely talk about how "Halloween is Satanic" and "Google is the devil". It's especially jarring considering how Angela has such a soft-spoken tone of voice. She could be having a perfectly casual conversation with Nathan only to drop some bizarre line that leaves me laughing with confusion.

The Fielder Method: This might be the most demented episode of television I've ever watched. For starters, there's just how ridiculously convoluted Nathan's plan ended up being here. It started as Nathan teaching a class of potential rehearsal actors and ended with him roleplaying one of his own students because they felt his tactics were unethical. While the show hinted at this topic for the first three episodes, it was interesting to see someone explicitly call Nathan's tactics unethical to his face only for him (the character) to double-down on them while simultaneously claiming that he "understands now". Once again, it feels like Nathan is starting to take over the show more and more, as if it's more about him than the "subjects". The Fielder Method pretty much entirely deals with Nathan (the character) struggling to show emotion and empathy, and as disjointed as it initially seems, Nathan acting out his "son" having a drug problem works as a coda to that. Putting that aside though, that whole "fake drug problem" bit just made me uncomfortable, 

Apocalypto: This was probably my favorite episode of the show. At its simplest, Apocalypto is about the end of Angela's rehearsal. The whole episode deals with tensions between the two, particularly in regards to Angela's Christianity, but it was surprising to see how Nathan's fake confrontation with Angela and his real one. The actress for Fake Angela was fantastic and their fight obviously seemed to hit Nathan pretty hard, but the real thing ended up being really chill and Angela ended up leaving on a pretty amicable note. Nathan continuing the rehearsal though left me very scared, though. I found the religious stuff especially interesting. For starters, it made for the funniest episode of the show, between Nathan secretly teaching "Adam" Judaism and the whole Dr Fart debacle. But even more, I don't think I've ever related this much with Nathan. I'm culturally Jewish but not religious in the slightest, so a lot of his sentiments like "synagogue is boring" and "I only celebrate the holidays" are stuff that I just get on a personal level. I felt how uncomfortable he felt throughout the episode too, the show does an amazing job at illustrating how relentless casual antisemitism can be for people who are aware of it. There's a scene in the finale that was especially cruel about this.

But then there's Miriam and that final punchline, where someone who seems to be the voice of reason about Angela's antisemitism ends up being a hardcore zionist. I've seen so many responses to this scene calling it a betrayal from Miriam, with some even claiming Angela isn't that bad in retrospect (I can't even begin to express the problems with that). I don't agree with this reading at all. I know people like Miriam, I had her pegged as someone who would be totally pro-Israel right from the start. It's not a betrayal, and it's not a big political statement about the conflict either, it's a scene that hammers home the episode's main theme about religious nationalism. The scene is meant to strike a parallel between Miriam and Angela, not just in "my religion is superior" stuff but in the ridiculous conspiracy theories about Intel and, most of all, Miriam pushing her views onto an increasingly uncomfortable Nathan. Once again, I couldn't relate more to Nathan in this scene. The Israel/Palestine conflict is such a toxic hot-button issue, more than anything else, that I dread it being brought up. I genuinely spent an entire day panicking about how I worded this paragraph, it's that tense. And every time I talk to someone about it, they urge me to echo their sentiments, but my views on it are so nuanced that I would disappoint all of them. Nathan stammering and panicking the moment it got brought up was something I found very relatable. Maybe this is just my reading, but the whole scene and episode felt like a critique of religious nationalism and how uniquely toxic it can be.

Pretend Daddy: I have never wanted to know what went on behind the scenes of a show more than in The Rehearsal. I need to know if the people who participated in the show are okay (especially the kids), and how much of it was truly scripted. I'm especially unsure because of how perfectly Pretend Daddy pays off everything set up in Scion. The derailing of the show, Nathan getting attached to the project, the themes on the usage of child actors, it all leads to some pretty awful consequences here, and it makes for a truly uncomfortable episode. Basically, one of the child actors (named Remy) thinks Nathan is his actual dad, so he spends the rest of the episode trying to rehearse what he could've done to handle it only to conclude that the show was a mistake. His bizarre rehearsals in this episode did add a bit of levity, but what really pained me in Pretend Daddy was the fact that we don't really know how things turned out with Remy. Like Nathan could've possibly traumatized a kid, who leaves the show in the first five minutes of the episode. I wanted to care more about Nathan's plight and the resolution of his whole arc, but I spent the whole episode wondering "Why is Nathan goofing around right now? Is Remy going to be okay?". Pretend Daddy resolves a lot and feels like the perfect ending, but it left me feeling unsatisfied.

Most people seem to finish The Rehearsal thinking Nathan Fielder is either an absolute genius or an utter psychopath. Personally, I'm kinda leaning towards both. The fact that The Rehearsal, despite being unscripted and relatively impromptu, feels so thematically rich and cohesive is incredibly impressive. It feels a bit pretentious to just list out a bunch of themes The Rehearsal tackles, but I've seen readings of the show that claim it deals with parenthood, ethics, child acting, religion, overanalyzing social interactions, and empathy, and they all make total sense. For me, though, The Rehearsal is an utter mindfuck of a show that grapples with the ethics of Nathan's work and takes the reliably light-hearted antics of Nathan For You and distorts it, playing them in a far more serious light. It's able to fully and wholeheartedly deconstruct itself, literally an entire show about why its own premise a bad idea. And as someone who despises reality TV and thinks it's almost all unethical trash, I like that there's a show willing to echo that exact same sentiment.

However, I also can't say the show didn't make me immensely uncomfortable, between the way child actors were used, to the rehearsals that ended up falling apart. I think it's just that I'm not sure what's real and what isn't that truly concerned me. I'd like to hope that the worst of it was planned out and acted and that The Rehearsal never really harmed anyone, besides Nathan is fully aware of the ethical dilemma of his show's premise since he tackles it pretty much every episode. The show never really punches down either, Nathan seems to be poking more fun at himself than anyone else. But there's also the looming thought that the show did have real consequences that weren't just fabricated by the show, that Nathan could've truly traumatized a child, that Patrick is still MIA, that Angela saw her fake kid have a drug overdose. It's because of this that I'm not entirely sure how to rate The Rehearsal. I've never felt this conflicted about a show since FLCL, which makes sense since that was also a very one-of-a-kind series. It's a brilliant and thought-provoking piece of art with a ridiculous amount of possible readings, that also made me incredibly uncomfortable concerning how it was made. All I know is, I don't think I'll ever be the same after having watched this.

No rating

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

The Good Place (Season 1)

Can a season finale be so good that it makes the entire season better in hindsight? If the first season of The Good Place is any indication then absolutely.

The Good Place is a sitcom about Eleanor dying and going to heaven (which in this show is called The Good Place), which leaves her shocked since she was a pretty awful person during her lifetime. Adamant that she doesn't belong in The Good Place and that something's not right, Eleanor spends the season adjusting to her new unlife, getting to know the others in The Good Place, and unraveling the mystery of what she's doing there. As you can tell from the summary, The Good Place is incredibly high concept for a sitcom, seeing as it takes place in heaven. The show uses special effects fairly frequently and isn't afraid to use its uniquely fantastical sandbox to creative some truly weird and trippy gags. But even with all the fancy set-dressing, The Good Place is as funny as any sitcom written by the guy responsible for The Office, Parks And Rec, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. If anything, the setting allows for even more comedic creativity. There are a lot of very smart, witty, and quotable lines in pretty much every episode that just wouldn't have been possible outside of that heaven setting. The cast is also absolutely fantastic and has incredibly strong chemistry with each other, with Ted Danson as Michael and Jameela Jamil as Tahani being the most noticeable highlights for me.

The Good Place does two things that really sets it apart from other sitcoms though. First, there's the fact that the show actually deals with philosophical themes and morality. What would earn someone the right to go to a theoretical heaven? Are selfless acts really selfless if they have a motivation behind them? Is it possible for someone to reform and redeem themselves? The Good Place tackles some really complicated and heavy questions, but manages to do so in an impressively light and easy-to-digest manner. The Good Place is incredibly close to being an educational show about philosophy, which makes it all the more admirable that it manages to balancing being entertaining and discussing these topics without watering them down. The other thing that makes The Good Place, especially this season, stand out is the utter lack of a status quo. The Good Place became known for its ridiculously fast plot progression, plot twists that repeatedly pull the tablecloth out from under you, and unwillingness to stay still. Nearly every episode has some big twist or reveal, all culminating in the phenomenal finale where we learn The Good Place was actually The Bad Place (hell) all along. It's a perfect twist, expertly foreshadowed, incredibly unpredictable, and it makes you want to rewatch the season to see how brilliantly everything has been set-up. The only problem is that Season 1 of The Good Place hinges on that twist, so the season can actually be a bit slow-moving on first viewing, especially before the midseason finale where things really start to kick into gear. Unfortunately, even with the meticulously twist planning, not even The Good Place could really escape sitcom growing pains.

Highlights:

Most Improved Player: The Good Place's midseason finale was a big turning point for the series in terms of quality and stakes, as Eleanor publicly announces that she doesn't belong in The Good Place. Most Improved Player does a great job at following up with that cliffhanger by giving a bunch of juicy The Bad Place lore with the introduction of Trevor and "real Eleanor". Trevor also happens to be played by Adam Scott and his devilish (literally) performance adds a lot of humor to the episode.

Chidi's Choice: In between a lengthy streak of big plot twists, Chidi's Choice feels like a bit of a breather, and it's all the better for it. Chidi's Choice is pure comedy from start to finish, from Jason's bizarre wedding with Janet, to the love triangle shenanigans that get blown completely out of proportion, to Chidi's indecisiveness that's at least funny for most of the episode.

Mindy St Claire: Coming right before the season finale, Mindy St Claire lays the final bit of groundwork for the big twist, while also revealing a lot more lore as we learn about the titular character and her "Medium Place". The episode also introduces one of my favorite running gags in the series, Jason's molotov cocktail.

Michael's Gambit: I pretty much said everything I needed to say about the big twist in Michael's Gambit earlier on in the review, it's a perfect twist. It fits perfectly into the information you've been given while also recontextualizing everything to the point where you want to rewatch the whole season. The delivery is perfect, from Eleanor's big "ah-ha" moment to Michael's sudden burst into demonic laughter (amazing performance from Ted Danson there, by the way). And even if you did see the twist coming or were spoiled, there's still a pretty massive cliffhanger that can easily leave you just as blindsided. Michael's Gambit is a phenomenal piece of television and one of my favorite episodes of all time.

Overall, while it probably fares better on a second or third viewing, this is a strong first season for The Good Place. The cast is memorable and has great chemistry, the writing expertly blends great humor with thought-provoking philosophical discussions, and the final twist completely recontextualizes the season in the best way possible.

4/5 Stars

Tuesday, August 16, 2022

Reacher (Season 1)

There's something really old-school about Reacher. It doesn't try to tell a super complex or grand narrative, it's just a solid action thriller with a simple plot, likable characters, and fun action scenes. It's not anything ground-breaking, but it made for a very light and fun watch.

Season 1 of Reacher starts with the titular character, Jack Reacher, arriving in a town called Margrove only to be falsely arrested for a murder that happened just as he arrived. While he's able to quickly clear his name, when the murderer's next victim ends up being his brother, he (reluctantly) teams up with two police officers to find the murderer, discovering a much larger conspiracy in the process. It's not a super complicated plot by any means, and the answer to the underlying mystery is actually incredibly predictable, but what keeps Reacher fun is the surprisingly light and breezy tone. Like I was expecting an intense and fairly serious crime drama but Reacher turned out to be a pretty silly show that doesn't take itself too seriously, more focused on being pure dumb fun over being actually logical (I can take a lot but do you really expect me to believe wandering nomad Reacher came into town the day his brother happened to die?). It also helps that the main cast has a really charming dynamic, their banter keeps the show feeling light and fun, especially between Reacher and Finlay. 

Now I need to touch on the elephant in the room: Reacher himself. This isn't the first time he's been adapted for film, as Tom Cruise played him in two movies a few years ago. I think most people can agree Cruise doesn't necessarily fit the character, being way too small by comparison, but I still thought his natural charisma and action star chops made for a good lead even if he wasn't necessarily a good Reacher. In the show, Alan Ritchson plays Reacher, and I kind of have the opposite opinion in this case. Ritchson nails the physique perfectly, and the show points out how tall and strong he is a lot, it's actually kinda funny. However, he feels a bit wooden in the role and doesn't work as a leading man like Cruise did. The show does do a pretty good job at writing around him, portraying Reacher as blunt and antisocial, but there's only so much the writers can do. Still, Ritchson nails the physical side of things, meaning he absolutely kills it during the great action scenes. It's rare to get good fight scenes in a TV show, but the ones in Reacher are brutal, shot well, and often times utilize the full extent of the environments in which they take place. The action scenes are easily some of the highlights of the show, at least outside of the slightly lackluster ones in the last two episodes.

Highlights:

Papier: Reacher and Finlay's dynamic was one of my favorite parts of Reacher's first season so an entire episode focused on them going on a stakeout together made for a really fun time. Papier also had one of the show's best action scenes in a chase that culminates in, to quote Reacher himself, a game of Hangman.

Pie: While the action is a bit hit-or-miss, I still found Pie to be a pretty satisfying finale on a plot level. KJ being the murderer may not be the most surprising twist out there, but it does make a lot of sense which is way more important. Reacher killing pretty much everyone involved in the conspiracy is a pretty hilariously gratuitous way to end off the season, and Roscoe and Finlay both get pretty great sendoffs.

Overall, Season 1 of Reacher is a pretty fun time. While it's not anything amazing, the banter between the characters, strong action, and breezy tone made for a solidly entertaining few hours.

3/5 Stars

Episode Rankings: Better Call Saul

While I don't love it quite as much as its predecessor, Better Call Saul is a fantastic spinoff/prequel to Breaking Bad. The show is made by the same team and it shows, with the same sharp writing, great pacing, fleshed-out characters, and distinct visual style. While it may feel disjointed with two entirely separate storylines, one of which you may prefer way more than the other, but whenever they collide, it's always a sight to behold. Here's my ranking of the episodes:

  1. Chicanery (S3.05)
  2. Bad Choice Road (S5.09)
  3. Bagman (S5.08)
  4. Pimento (S1.09)
  5. Lantern (S3.10)
  6. Plan And Execution (S6.07)
  7. Saul Gone (S6.13)
  8. Five-O (S1.06)
  9. Winner (S4.06)
  10. Fall (S3.09)
  11. Wexler V Goodman (S5.06)
  12. Nailed (S2.09)
  13. Point And Shoot (S6.08)
  14. Waterworks (S6.12)
  15. Mijo (S1.02)
  16. Something Unforgivable (S5.10)
  17. Klick (S2.10)
  18. Quite A Ride (S4.05)
  19. Witness (S3.02)
  20. Gloves Off (S2.04)
  21. Fun And Games (S6.09)
  22. Inflatable (S2.07)
  23. Something Stupid (S4.07)
  24. Sabrosito (S2.04)
  25. JMM (S5.07)
  26. Breathe (S4.02)
  27. Uno (S1.01)
  28. The Guy For This (S5.03)
  29. Cobbler (S2.02)
  30. Wiedersehen (S4.09)
  31. Slip (S3.08)
  32. Hit And Run (S6.04)
  33. Marco (S1.10)
  34. Off Brand (S3.06)
  35. Bingo (S1.08)
  36. Rock And Hard Place (S6.03)
  37. Piñata (S4.06)
  38. Sunk Costs (S3.03)
  39. Hero (S1.04)
  40. 50% Off (S5.02)
  41. Switch (S2.01)
  42. Coushatta (S4.08)
  43. Breaking Bad (S6.11)
  44. Mabel (S3.01)
  45. Fifi (S2.08)
  46. Alpine Shepherd Boy (S1.05)
  47. Magic Man (S5.01)
  48. Smoke (S4.01)
  49. Black And Blue (S6.05)
  50. Nacho (S1.03)
  51. Rebecca (S2.05)
  52. Namaste (S5.04)
  53. Expenses (S3.07)
  54. Wines And Roses (S6.01)
  55. RICO (S1.08)
  56. Nippy (S6.10) - Hey, hey! Put down your pitchforks! It's not that I don't like this episode. It's that the close-up Cinnabon eating made me want to hurl.
  57. Something Beautiful (S4.07)
  58. Amarillo (S2.03)
  59. Bali Hai (S2.06)
  60. Carrot And Stick (S6.02)
  61. Dedicado A Max (S5.05)
  62. Talk (S4.04)
  63. Axe To Grind (S6.06)

Better Call Saul (Season 6)

So, that's it. Better Call Saul, and thus the Breaking Bad universe as a whole, has finally come to an end. I don't think I need to tell you that, as with every other season of the show, Season 6 of Better Call Saul was great. But it also helped me firmly solidify my thoughts on the show: I much prefer the legal stuff to the cartel stuff.

Just like many dramas out there, Better Call Saul's final season is split up into two halves divided by a hiatus (albeit unintentionally this time), and just like most of those shows, the first half is the weaker one. Season 6A has two major storylines, one involving Saul and Kim plotting against Howard and the other involving Gus's war with Lalo along with Nacho being on the run. Saul's storyline was a serious slow burn, six straight episodes of him and Kim setting up their plan before executing it in the halfway point. While a bit drawn out, I mostly enjoyed this storyline since it was terrifying to watch their plan knowing that it would lead to someone suffering the consequences. My only other gripes are really just with the presentation. First, the cold opens just drag this season, and for no discernable reason. They go on for about three minutes each but nothing ever really happens during them, and feel uncharacteristically self-indulgent in a franchise that has never felt self-indulgent. In addition, Better Call Saul's visuals just don't look as sharp as they used to. The cinematography is as great as always, but the crew seems to have put a dark filter on everything that just makes each shot look a bit flat. Like, I get that this season is meant to be darker than the rest of Better Call Saul and the crew wanted the cinematography to emulate that, but Breaking Bad is also incredibly dark and still manages to have colors that pop all the way to the bitter end.

As for the cartel, I wasn't nearly as big of a fan of his storyline in 6A. It definitely had its moments, but Nacho being on the run hogged the bulk of the screentime in the first three episodes of the season to the point where Saul himself felt like an afterthought. I don't think the season really "got good" until Hit And Run, the first episode after he died, but even then we still have that weird Casper scene with Lalo. Gus's part fares a little bit better since, similarly to Jimmy and Kim, he spends much of 6A plotting to take out Lalo, with a fantastic payoff at the start of 6B. However, unlike with Jimmy and Kim, you don't know what he's planning until that episode, so it just looks like he's brooding and staring off into the distance. Just like with the rest of the show, I only really started to love the cartel stuff this season at the end of Plan And Execution (the final episode in 6A), when it intersected with Jimmy and Saul. Looking back, I feel like that's how I've always felt about this show. I always enjoyed the legal stuff more than the cartel stuff, I've complained several times about how disjointed the two storylines were, and to this day, I still have more fond memories of the more consistent tone of Seasons 1-3, even despite the high points that the later seasons would reach. Don't get me wrong, I don't think Season 6A is bad, even the worst thing Vince Gilligan has made is still pretty good, but I found it to be probably the weakest part of Better Call Saul.

Season 6B, on the other hand, is really good. Once we get past all the ground-laying and set-up we get a very impressive streak of three episodes (7-9) that pay everything off and resolve most of the series' main storylines in very satisfying fashion. It feels like everyone's actions are starting to have drastic consequences on them, in true dramatic fashion. It also helps that the cartel and legal storylines have converged once again, which helps make the final confrontation with Lalo more engaging since Jimmy and Kim are now caught in the mix. Even when the storyline isn't as focused on him, Jimmy still gets the bulk of the screentime and, despite how much plot these three episodes have to resolve, they feel surprisingly less disjointed than the first six. I will say that Jimmy "breaking bad" is a lot different that Walt's transformation, but I'm also aware that this is absolutely intended. Where Walt is Heisenberg, Saul Goodman is just a mask, and with Kim gone by Episode 9, Jimmy has no reason to take it off. I think it works great, unpredictable but still earned, and it could've been the perfect point to end the series... but it's not. By the time everything's resolved, we still have four episodes left, and this is where Better Call Saul's final season becomes especially interesting.

The last four episodes of Better Call Saul focus on the future, those Gene scenes we used to see at the start of every season. There are flashbacks to Breaking-Bad-era Saul Goodman, and those are in color, but most of the end of this season is in black-and-white and serves as more of an epilogue to Jimmy's story and the Breaking Bad saga as a whole. It's an ambitious story decision to say the least, and it's hard not to feel like this "epilogue" section is its own season, further making the show more disjointed. It also doesn't help that the show starts to flesh out a bunch of entirely new characters within Gene's circle, which is never a good move so close to a finale. But, once again, as unconventional as these episodes are, I think they work. Jimmy/Gene's character arc here is complex and unpredictable, as he grapples with falling back into old habits and his past coming back to haunt him, and since it's not a prequel anymore, I was genuinely scared of what would happen to him. It was also great to see what ended up happening to characters like Kim and Francesca, which led to some of these episodes' most emotional moments. Once again, the show totally could have ended a few episodes ago, but I think the place this epilogue ends off on is even better. It feels way more cathartic knowing where Jimmy ultimately ends up.

Highlights:

Plan And Execution: While the first six episodes of Season 6 were pretty meh by the show's standards, Plan And Execution was the point where the season really grabbed me again. Seeing the payoff to all of Jimmy and Kim's planning was very rewarding after all this build-up, only for Lalo to show up and ruin everything in perfectly subversive fashion (that candle shot was gold, by the way). As mentioned above, I actually liked the cartel stuff in this episode because Jimmy was involved, and between Bad Choice Road and this episode, Lalo showing up at Jimmy's place always makes for a good scene.

Point And Shoot: So... remember that episode of Breaking Bad where Walt forces Jesse to kill Gale? This one was like that, but even more crushing. That whole first third with Jimmy backing out and forcing Kim to try to assassinate Gus was so tense and hard to watch, really making the whole episode for me. The actual confrontation between Gus and Lalo didn't quite live up to that opening, particularly because it was too dark to see anything, but it still felt like a satisfying way to end off the Lalo plotline.

Fun And Games: As mentioned above, this could've been the series finale and I would be perfectly fine. While I once again preferred the Jimmy and Kim parts (there's way too much time spent with Gus at the bar), pretty much everyone gets a pretty satisfying though unhappy sendoff here. Mike gets chewed out by Nacho's father, Gus walks away from potential happiness, and biggest of all, Jimmy and Kim break up in an incredibly crushing scene. The acting from Odenkirk and Seahorn is phenomenal for the entire final act and that jump cut is a perfect punch to the gut.

Waterworks: This might be one of the most depressing episodes of television I have ever seen. Like seriously, there is no levity here whatsoever, just anguish and sadness and things going wrong. The highlight here was getting to see Kim and Jimmy's phone call from the previous episode, and how it sparked Kim to reveal the con. But in case things couldn't get worse for Jimmy, Marion learns who he is and calls the cops after him. There are a lot of little moments that made this episode for me, like Kim's utterly gut-wrenching crying scene, the surprisingly natural scene with Kim and Jesse, the lack of musical cues, and the fact that Jimmy is outed by the now memetic "did you know you have rights" ad. Gilligan had to have known what he was doing there.

Saul Gone: As much as I love Breaking Bad, I never loved its finale. It felt like Walt got too heroic a sendoff for everything he did, but Jimmy got the perfectly bittersweet ending he deserved. Jimmy does have one minor moment of atonement where he sheds the Saul persona once and for all, but he still ends up in prison for life. I think it also brings the season full circle. Jimmy became Saul because of Kim, and now he's going back to being Jimmy because of her as well. I also really liked the flashbacks here, surprisingly. The "time machine" talks are such a brilliantly subtle way to give each of the Breaking Bad universe's biggest figures a final scene that perfectly epitomizes their characters.

Overall, Season 6 of Better Call Saul is a great final season of the show, especially in its latter half. It's experimental and complex, but ultimately very satisfying, with payoffs that are worth the investment. I like that the season's structure isn't the same thing as Breaking Bad's final season, it's something entirely new and it fits this show perfectly. However, Season 6 also has a lot of the same pacing and cartel-related issues as the rest of the show, and if anything, is the series at its most disjointed and disconnected. I still think Better Call Saul is a fantastic series, and Saul Gone is definitely the better finale, but I've never been more confident in thinking that Breaking Bad was the better show. 

4/5 Stars


My ranking of the Better Call Saul seasons is:

3 > 5 > 1 > 6 > 2 > 4

My ranking of the Better Call Saul finales is:

6 > 3 > 4 > 2 > 5 > 1

Favorite Episode: Chicanery


And now that I'm done with the Breaking Bad universe, let's rank all of their seasons:

  1. Breaking Bad: Season 4
  2. Breaking Bad: Season 5
  3. Better Call Saul: Season 3
  4. Better Call Saul: Season 5
  5. Breaking Bad: Season 2
  6. Better Call Saul: Season 1
  7. Better Call Saul: Season 6
  8. Breaking Bad: Season 3
  9. Better Call Saul: Season 2
  10. Better Call Saul: Season 4
  11. Breaking Bad: Season 1
As well as their finales:
  1. Face Off
  2. Lantern
  3. Plan And Execution
  4. Saul Gone
  5. ABQ
  6. Gliding Over All
  7. Winner
  8. Felina
  9. Klick
  10. Something Unforgivable
  11. Full Measure
  12. Marco
  13. A No Rough Stuff Type Deal

Saturday, August 13, 2022

Star Trek: Overall Rankings

Now that I'm done with my Star Trek marathon, I wanted to give my overall opinions on the Star Trek series. I did also try Voyager, but I couldn't get into it and watching it felt like a slog, so I quit it around Season 4 (the Year Of Hell reset button was the final straw for me). The shows moving over to Paramount+ was the final nail in the coffin, so I decided to end things with Deep Space Nine. I do these reviews for fun, so I'm not going to push myself to watch things I don't enjoy, I already made that mistake with Dark. Besides, Deep Space Nine is awesome, so ending it there would mean I end things on a high note.

Here are my rankings of the individual series:

  1. Deep Space Nine
    • While flawed at points, DS9 is easily the most consistently strong Trek series, with a great balance of serialization and standalone episodes, a complex cast of characters, fantastic twists, and an amazing storyline in the Dominion war.
  2. The Original Series Films (I-VI)
    • With the exception of TFF, these films were fantastic and varied. They flesh out the Original Series cast, boast amazing effects, and have a sense of scale and gravitas (TVH excluded) that helped them leave a really big impact on me.
  3. The Next Generation
    • The character work, consistency, and writing is a vast improvement over TOS, and Seasons 3-6 are fantastic, but the executive meddling really shows at times and the campy and poorly-aged elements feel more egregious given when it aired.
  4. The Kelvin Timeline Films (09-Beyond)
    • These films feel more like standard blockbusters at times, but the rebooted cast is great, the action is fantastic, and Beyond is still one of my favorite Star Trek films. These are all good films, whether or not they are good Trek films is up to debate.
  5. The Original Series
    • At its best, TOS is a groundbreaking and ambitious classic with some truly fantastic episodes of television. At its worst, TOS is campy, it poorly aged, it neglected its cast, and its budget issues in the second half showed.
  6. The Next Generation Films
    • First Contact was fantastic, one of the best Trek films ever. Generations, Nemesis, and Insurrection on the other hand were flawed, and these films lacked the sense of identity that the Original Series films had.
  7. Voyager (at least what I've seen of it)
    • While I liked some of the characters (Janeway, Seven, Doctor) and there were some alright episodes (Tuvix was solid), Voyager just felt so watered down. It continuously failed to live up to its potential and settled for just being mediocre, culminating in the stupid decision to compress what seemed like an awesome seasonal arc into a non-canon two-parter.

Here's my ranking of each individual Star Trek season:

  1. Deep Space Nine: Season 6 (5/5)
  2. Deep Space Nine: Season 4 (5/5)
  3. The Next Generation: Season 3 (5/5)
  4. The Next Generation: Season 6 (4/5)
  5. Deep Space Nine: Season 5 (4/5)
  6. The Original Series: Season 1 (4/5)
  7. The Next Generation: Season 4 (4/5)
  8. Deep Space Nine: Season 3 (4/5)
  9. The Original Series: Season 2 (3/5)
  10. The Next Generation: Season 5 (3/5)
  11. Deep Space Nine: Season 7 (3/5)
  12. Deep Space Nine: Season 2 (3/5)
  13. Deep Space Nine: Season 1 (3/5)
  14. The Next Generation: Season 7 (2/5)
  15. The Next Generation: Season 2 (2/5)
  16. The Next Generation: Season 1 (1/5)
  17. The Original Series: Season 3 (1/5)

Here's my ranking of all the Star Trek finales:

  1. The Best Of Both Worlds (TNG: Season 3)
  2. Call To Arms (DS9: Season 5)
  3. Redemption (TNG: Season 4)
  4. What You Leave Behind (DS9: Season 7)
  5. In The Hands Of The Prophets (DS9: Season 1)
  6. Tears Of The Prophets (DS9: Season 6)
  7. All Good Things (TNG: Season 7)
  8. The Jem'Hadar (DS9: Season 2)
  9. Broken Link (DS9: Season 4)
  10. Descent (TNG: Season 6)
  11. The Adversary (DS9: Season 3)
  12. Time's Arrow (TNG: Season 5)
  13. The Neutral Zone (TNG: Season 1)
  14. Operation: Annihilate! (TOS: Season 1)
  15. Assignment: Earth (TOS: Season 2)
  16. Turnabout Intruder (TOS: Season 3)
  17. Shades Of Grey (TNG: Season 2)
Here's my Top 10 episodes in the whole franchise:
  1. In The Pale Moonlight (DS9)
  2. The Trouble With Tribbles (TOS)
  3. Far Beyond The Stars (DS9)
  4. Lower Decks (TNG)
  5. The Doomsday Machine (TOS)
  6. Trials And Tribble-ations (DS9)
  7. Darmok (TNG)
  8. Sacrifice Of Angels (DS9)
  9. The Best Of Both Worlds (TNG)
  10. Duet (DS9)
And my Top 10 least favorite episodes in the franchise:
  1. Shades Of Grey (TNG)
  2. Turnabout Invader (TOS)
  3. Threshold (VOY) - I saw it, and it was just as bad as I feared it would be
  4. Code Of Honor (TNG)
  5. The Way To Eden (TOS)
  6. Profit And Lace (DS9)
  7. The Paradise Syndrome (TOS)
  8. The Outcast (TNG)
  9. Sub Rosa (TNG)
  10. The Omega Glory (TOS)
And for fun, my Top 10 species:
  1. Cardassians
  2. Klingons
  3. Trill
  4. Vulcans
  5. Tribbles
  6. Borg
  7. Romulans
  8. Changelings
  9. Vidiians
  10. Tholians

Episode Rankings: Star Trek Deep Space Nine

Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek, hands down. It's easily the most consistently strong of the bunch, its characters are the most complex and fleshed-out, and the serialized series-wide narrative is expertly crafted. It also helps that this is the only Star Trek series to not really have any weak seasons, it starts good and just keeps getting better throughout. Here's my ranking of its episodes: 

  1. In The Pale Moonlight (S6.19)
  2. Far Beyond The Stars (S6.13)
  3. Trials And Tribble-ations (S5.06)
  4. Sacrifice Of Angels (S6.06)
  5. Duet (S1.19)
  6. The Die Is Cast (S3.21)
  7. The Way Of The Warrior: Part 2 (S4.02)
  8. Call To Arms (S5.26)
  9. The Siege Of AR-558 (S7.08)
  10. To The Death (S4.23)
  11. Rocks And Shoals (S6.02)
  12. Past Tense: Part 2 (S3.12)
  13. By Inferno's Light (S5.15)
  14. Whispers (S2.14)
  15. Waltz (S6.11)
  16. What You Leave Behind: Part 1 (S7.25)
  17. Paradise Lost (S4.12)
  18. Inquisition (S6.18)
  19. In The Hands Of The Prophets (S1.20)
  20. Improbable Cause (S3.20)
  21. The Way Of The Warrior: Part 1 (S4.01)
  22. Crossover (S2.23)
  23. Children Of Time (S5.22)
  24. The Visitor (S4.03)
  25. Tears Of The Prophets (S6.26)
  26. The Search: Part 1 (S3.01)
  27. Hard Time (S4.19)
  28. In The Cards (S5.25)
  29. Blood Oath (S2.19)
  30. Behind The Lines (S6.04)
  31. The Siege (S2.03)
  32. Rejoined (S4.06)
  33. Apocalypse Rising (S5.01)
  34. What You Leave Behind: Part 2 (S7.26)
  35. Past Tense: Part 1 (S3.11)
  36. In Purgatory's Shadow (S5.14)
  37. The Jem'Hadar (S2.26)
  38. Homefront (S4.11)
  39. It's Only A Paper Moon (S7.10)
  40. Little Green Men (S4.08)
  41. Civil Defense (S3.07)
  42. The Wire (S2.22)
  43. Tacking Into The Wind (S7.22)
  44. A Time To Stand (S6.01)
  45. For The Cause (S4.22)
  46. The Magnificent Ferengi (S6.10)
  47. Necessary Evil (S2.08)
  48. Take Me Out To The Holosuite (S7.04)
  49. Broken Link (S4.26)
  50. Favor The Bold (S6.05)
  51. The Search: Part 2 (S3.02)
  52. Empok Nor (S5.24)
  53. Dax (S1.08)
  54. Through The Looking Glass (S3.19)
  55. Doctor Bashir, I Presume (S5.16)
  56. Hippocratic Oath (S4.04)
  57. The Ship (S5.02)
  58. The Changing Face Of Evil (S7.20)
  59. One Little Ship (S6.14)
  60. Second Skin (S3.05)
  61. Cardassians (S2.05)
  62. Heart Of Stone (S3.14)
  63. The Sound Of Her Voice (S6.25)
  64. The Begotten (S5.12)
  65. Our Man Bashir (S4.10)
  66. Soldiers Of The Empire (S5.21)
  67. The Maquis: Part 2 (S2.21)
  68. Accession (S4.17)
  69. Valiant (S6.22)
  70. Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges (S7.16)
  71. Starship Down (S4.07)
  72. Defiant (S3.09)
  73. Things Past (S5.08)
  74. The House Of Quark (S3.03)
  75. Homecoming (S2.01)
  76. Armaggedon Game (S2.13)
  77. Past Prologue (S1.03)
  78. The Adversary (S3.26)
  79. You Are Cordially Invited (S6.07)
  80. When It Rains (S7.21)
  81. Rapture (S5.10)
  82. Indescretion (S4.05)
  83. Body Parts (S4.25)
  84. Tribunal (S2.25)
  85. Honor Among Thieves (S6.15)
  86. Treachery, Faith And The Great River (S7.06)
  87. The Forsaken (S1.17)
  88. Blaze Of Glory (S5.23)
  89. Return To Grace (S4.14)
  90. Visionary (S3.17)
  91. Shattered Mirror (S4.20)
  92. Emissary: Part 1 (S1.01)
  93. The Dogs Of War (S7.24)
  94. Sons And Daughters (S6.03)
  95. For The Uniform (S5.13)
  96. The Abandoned (S3.06)
  97. Progress (S1.15)
  98. Chimera (S7.14)
  99. The Assignment (S5.05)
  100. Destiny (S3.15)
  101. The Maquis: Part 1 (S2.20)
  102. Bar Association (S4.16)
  103. Battle Lines (S1.13)
  104. Change Of Heart (S6.16)
  105. Covenant (S7.09)
  106. The Quickening (S4.24)
  107. The Circle (S2.02)
  108. Strange Bedfellows (S7.19)
  109. Babel (S1.05)
  110. Who Mourns For Morn? (S6.12)
  111. Afterimage (S7.03)
  112. The Sword Of Kahless (S4.09)
  113. Life Support (S3.13)
  114. The Collaborator (S2.24)
  115. Facets (S3.25)
  116. Rules Of Engagement (S4.18)
  117. Profit And Loss (S2.18)
  118. Business As Usual (S5.18)
  119. Invasive Procedures (S2.04)
  120. Emissary: Part 2 (S1.02)
  121. Explorers (S3.22)
  122. Penumbra (S7.17)
  123. Statistical Probabilities (S6.09)
  124. Shadowplay (S2.16)
  125. Crossfire (S4.13)
  126. Once More Unto The Breach (S7.07)
  127. His Way (S6.20)
  128. Image In The Sand (S7.01)
  129. The Alternate (S2.12)
  130. The Darkness And The Light (S5.11)
  131. Badda-Bing, Badda-Bing (S7.15)
  132. Equilibrium (S3.04)
  133. Wrongs Darker Than Death Or Night (S6.17)
  134. Vortex (S1.12)
  135. Sons Of Mogh (S4.15)
  136. Ties Of Blood And Water (S5.19)
  137. A Man Alone (S1.04)
  138. Time's Orphan (S6.24)
  139. Nor The Battle To The Strong (S5.04)
  140. Shakaar (S3.24)
  141. If Wishes Were Horses (S1.16)
  142. Til Death Do Us Part (S7.18)
  143. The Reckoning (S6.21)
  144. Playing God (S2.17)
  145. The Ascent (S5.09)
  146. Field Of Fire (S7.13)
  147. Captive Pursuit (S1.06)
  148. Second Sight (S2.09)
  149. Dramatis Personae (S1.18)
  150. Extreme Measures (S7.23)
  151. Resurrection (S6.08)
  152. Prodigal Daughter (S7.11)
  153. Looking For Par'Mach In All The Wrong Places (S5.03)
  154. Paradise (S2.15)
  155. The Nagus (S1.11)
  156. Shadows And Symbols (S7.02)
  157. Sanctuary (S2.10)
  158. Q-Less (S1.07)
  159. A Simple Investigation (S5.17)
  160. Family Business (S3.23)
  161. Chrysalis (S7.05)
  162. Melora (S2.06)
  163. Distant Voices (S3.18)
  164. The Passenger (S1.09)
  165. Meridian (S3.08)
  166. The Storyteller (S1.14)
  167. Prophet Motive (S3.16)
  168. Rivals (S2.11)
  169. The Muse (S4.21)
  170. Move Along Home (S1.10)
  171. Fascination (S3.10)
  172. Rules Of Acquisition (S2.07)
  173. The Emperor's New Cloak (S7.12)
  174. Ferengi Love Songs (S5.20)
  175. Let He Who Is Without Sin (S5.07)
  176. Profit And Lace (S6.23)

Episode Rankings: Star Trek The Next Generation

Everyone knows the story behind Star Trek: The Next Generation at this point. The sequel series to Star Trek that had a very rough first two seasons, but stuck it through enough that by its third season, it had completely surpassed its predcessor. Seasons 3-6 of TNG are fantastic, some of the best sci-fi television out there. At its best, this show is full of high concepts, thought-provoking themes, memorable characters and species, and all-timer episodes of television. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

  1. Lower Decks (S7.15)
  2. Darmok (S5.02)
  3. Chain Of Command: Part 2 (S6.11)
  4. The Best Of Both Worlds (S3.26)
  5. The Inner Light (S5.25)
  6. The Measure Of A Man (S2.09)
  7. Tapestry (S6.15)
  8. Reunion (S4.07)
  9. I, Borg (S5.23)
  10. Q Who (S2.16)
  11. Family (S4.02)
  12. Parallels (S7.11)
  13. Yesterday's Enterprise (S3.15)
  14. The Drumhead (S4.21)
  15. Deja Q (S3.13)
  16. Redemption (S4.26)
  17. Sarek (S3.23)
  18. Unification: Part 2 (S5.08)
  19. Cause And Effect (S5.18)
  20. All Good Things: Part 2 (S7.26)
  21. The Survivors (S3.03)
  22. Relics (S6.04)
  23. Sins Of The Father (S3.17)
  24. Frame Of Mind (S6.21)
  25. The Wounded (S4.12)
  26. Starship Mine (S6.18)
  27. Conspiracy (S1.25)
  28. Chain Of Command: Part 1 (S6.10)
  29. The Enemy (S3.07)
  30. The Best Of Both Worlds: Part 2 (S4.01)
  31. The Most Toys (S3.22)
  32. Ship In A Bottle (S6.12)
  33. First Contact (S4.15)
  34. The Defector (S3.10)
  35. All Good Things: Part 1 (S7.25)
  36. The Chase (S6.20)
  37. The Pegasus (S7.12)
  38. Who Watches The Watchers (S3.04)
  39. Data's Day (S4.11)
  40. Unification: Part 1 (S5.08)
  41. Face Of The Enemy (S6.14)
  42. Timescape (S6.25)
  43. The Ensigns Of Command (S3.02)
  44. Preemptive Strike (S7.24)
  45. Skin Of Evil (S1.23)
  46. The First Duty (S5.19)
  47. A Matter Of Honor (S2.08)
  48. Redemption: Part 2 (S5.01)
  49. Elementary, Dear Data (S2.03)
  50. The Next Phase (S5.24)
  51. Coming Of Age (S1.19)
  52. Peak Performance (S2.21)
  53. Disaster (S5.05)
  54. Schisms (S6.05)
  55. Brothers (S4.03)
  56. Hollow Pursuits (S3.21)
  57. In Mind's Eye (S4.24)
  58. Lessons (S6.19)
  59. Clues (S4.14)
  60. The Offspring (S3.16)
  61. Time Squared (S2.13)
  62. Remember Me (S4.05)
  63. Heart Of Glory (S1.20)
  64. Where No One Has Gone Before (S1.06)
  65. Evolution (S3.01)
  66. True Q (S6.06)
  67. Ensign Ro (S5.03)
  68. Descent (S6.26)
  69. Time's Arrow: Part 2 (S6.01)
  70. Half A Life (S4.22)
  71. Phantasms (S7.06)
  72. Power Play (S5.15)
  73. The Bonding (S3.05)
  74. Future Imperfect (S4.08)
  75. Time's Arrow (S5.26)
  76. The Emissary (S2.20)
  77. Birthright: Part 1 (S6.16)
  78. The Nth Degree (S4.19)
  79. Descent: Part 2 (S7.01)
  80. A Matter Of Time (S5.09)
  81. The Schizoid Man (S2.06)
  82. The Hunted (S3.11)
  83. Suspicions (S6.22)
  84. The Icarus Factor (S2.14)
  85. Second Chances (S6.24)
  86. A Matter Of Perspective (S3.14)
  87. Realm Of Fear (S6.02)
  88. Conundrum (S5.14)
  89. Attached (S7.09)
  90. Legacy (S4.06)
  91. Datalore (S1.13)
  92. Allegiance (S3.18)
  93. Qpid (S4.20)
  94. Contagion (S2.11)
  95. The Game (S5.06)
  96. Inheritance (S7.10)
  97. The Loss (S4.10)
  98. Loud As A Whisper (S2.05)
  99. Booby Trap (S3.06)
  100. A Fistful Of Datas (S6.08)
  101. The Arsenal Of Freedom (S1.21)
  102. Tin Man (S3.20)
  103. Silicon Avatar (S5.04)
  104. Gambit: Part 2 (S7.05)
  105. Identity Crisis (S4.18)
  106. Genesis (S7.19)
  107. Pen Pals (S2.15)
  108. The Neutral Zone (S1.26)
  109. The Masterpiece Society (S5.13)
  110. In Theory (S4.25)
  111. Manhunt (S2.19)
  112. Thine Own Self (S7.16)
  113. Rightful Heir (S6.23)
  114. Final Mission (S4.09)
  115. Transfigurations (S3.25)
  116. We'll Always Have Paris (S1.24)
  117. Samaritan Snare (S2.17)
  118. The High Ground (S3.12)
  119. Liasons (S7.02)
  120. Haven (S1.11)
  121. Hero Worship (S5.11)
  122. Journey's End (S7.20)
  123. The Child (S2.01)
  124. Night Terrors (S4.17)
  125. Gambit: Part 1 (S7.04)
  126. The Battle (S1.09)
  127. Lonely Among Us (S1.07)
  128. The Vengeance Factor (S3.09)
  129. Suddenly Human (S4.04)
  130. The Dauphin (S2.10)
  131. When The Bough Breaks (S1.17)
  132. Eye Of The Beholder (S7.18)
  133. Birthright: Part 2 (S6.17)
  134. The Big Goodbye (S1.12)
  135. Captain's Holiday (S3.19)
  136. Imaginary Friend (S5.22)
  137. Devil's Due (S4.13)
  138. The Quality Of Life (S6.09)
  139. Symbiosis (S1.22)
  140. Interface (S7.03)
  141. New Ground (S5.10)
  142. Hide And Q (S1.10)
  143. Where Silence Has Lease (S2.02)
  144. Dark Page (S7.07)
  145. Ethics (S5.16)
  146. Firstborn (S7.21)
  147. 11001001 (S1.15)
  148. Emergence (S7.23)
  149. Cost Of Living (S5.20)
  150. Encounter At Farpoint: Part 2 (S1.02)
  151. Unnatural Selection (S2.07)
  152. Homeward (S7.13)
  153. The Price (S3.08)
  154. The Host (S4.23)
  155. The Last Outpost (S1.05)
  156. Man Of The People (S6.03)
  157. Violations (S5.12)
  158. The Naked Now (S1.03)
  159. The Royale (S2.12)
  160. Force Of Nature (S7.09)
  161. The Perfect Mate (S5.21)
  162. Home Soil (S1.18)
  163. Encounter At Farpoint: Part 1 (S1.01)
  164. Bloodlines (S7.22)
  165. Too Short A Season (S1.16)
  166. The Outrageous Okona (S2.04)
  167. Aquiel (S6.13)
  168. Galaxy's Child (S4.16)
  169. Menage A Troi (S3.24)
  170. Masks (S7.17)
  171. Rascals (S6.07)
  172. Up The Long Ladder (S2.18)
  173. Justice (S1.08)
  174. Angel One (S1.14)
  175. Sub Rosa (S7.14)
  176. The Outcast (S5.17)
  177. Code Of Honor (S1.04)
  178. Shades Of Gray (S2.22)

Friday, August 12, 2022

Episode Rankings: Fate Series

The Fate series is an absolute mess of continuity, anime adaptations, and timelines. However, it also happens to have a fascinating world, a likable cast, and high-concept premise good enough to attract a lot of fans who are willing to wade through it all. I really just saw the animes by Ufotable, but I really enjoyed what I saw of it all. Here's my ranking of the Ufotable Fate movies and TV show episodes:

  1. The Last Command Seal (Fate/Zero: Episode 24)
  2. Spring Song (Heaven's Feel: Movie 3)
  3. The End Of Honor (Fate/Zero: Episode 16)
  4. Unlimited Blade Works (UBW: Episode 25)
  5. Discussing The Grail (Fate/Zero: Episode 11)
  6. The Final Decision (UBW: Episode 13)
  7. The Sea At The End Of The World (Fate/Zero: Episode 23)
  8. Golden Shine (Fate/Zero: Episode 15)
  9. Idealism's End (UBW: Episode 20)
  10. Spearhead (Fate/Zero: Episode 4)
  11. Rin's Big Adventure (Fate/Zero: Episode 10)
  12. A Battle Of Legend (UBW: Episode 16)
  13. The Mage Slayer (Fate/Zero: Episode 8)
  14. Unlimited Blade Works (UBW: Episode 21) - Yes, there are two episodes with the same name. Yes, it's confusing.
  15. Fate/Zero (Fate/Zero: Episode 25)
  16. The Reward For The Fight To The Death (UBW: Episode 8)
  17. The Mion River Battle (Fate/Zero: Episode 14)
  18. Lost Butterfly (Heaven's Feel: Movie 2)
  19. Incarnation (UBW: Episode 24)
  20. The Fifth Contractor (UBW: Episode 11)
  21. Knight On Two Wheels (Fate/Zero: Episode 21)
  22. The First Battle (UBW: Episode 4)
  23. A Wicked Beast's Roar (Fate/Zero: Episode 5)
  24. The Dark Sword Bares Its Fangs (UBW: Episode 18)
  25. The Eighth Contract (Fate/Zero: Episode 17)
  26. Answer (UBW: Episode 22)
  27. Dark Forest (Fate/Zero: Episode 7)
  28. Where Justice Was Found (Fate/Zero: Episode 19)
  29. Time To Departure (UBW: Episode 14)
  30. The Forbidden Feast (Fate/Zero: Episode 13)
  31. Epilogue (UBW: Episode 26)
  32. Winter Days, Where The Heart Is (UBW: Episode 9)
  33. Prologue (UBW: Episode 1)
  34. All The Evil In The World (Fate/Zero: Episode 22)
  35. The Fake First Shot (Fate/Zero: Episode 2)
  36. The Beginning Of The Circle (UBW: Episode 19)
  37. Master And Servant (Fate/Zero: Episode 9)
  38. Presage Flower (Heaven's Feel: Movie 1)
  39. Mirage (UBW: Episode 7)
  40. Distant Memories (Fate/Zero: Episode 18)
  41. The Grail Beckons (Fate/Zero: Episode 12)
  42. The Summoning Of Heroes (Fate/Zero: Episode 1)
  43. Winter Days, Fateful Night (UBW: Episode 2)
  44. Winter Days, The Form Wishes Take (UBW: Episode 17)
  45. Return Of The Assassin (Fate/Zero: Episode 20)
  46. Fuyuki City (Fate/Zero: Episode 3)
  47. A Visitor Approaches Lightly (UBW: Episode 12)
  48. The Princess Of Colchis (UBW: Episode 15)
  49. Dancing After School (UBW: Episode 6)
  50. A Night Of Schemes (Fate/Zero: Episode 6)
  51. Winter Days, A Long Way Home (UBW: Episode 23)
  52. The Distance Between Them (UBW: Episode 10)
  53. Finding The Will To Fight (UBW: Episode 5)
  54. The Curtain Goes Up (UBW: Episode 4)

Fate Stay/Night: Heaven's Feel Trilogy

It took a while, but I'm finally watching Fate Stay/Night: Heaven's Feel, the last Fate series made by Ufotable. It's a pretty fantastic trilogy, and an even better end to this series of Fate adaptations.

Presage Flower: Heaven's Feel is basically the third route of the Fate Stay/Night visual novel. The main premise about Shirou joining the Holy Grail War where the same few families bring in historical figures to duke it out is the same, it's just the events that play and who of the three main female leads Shirou ends up with that differs. In Heaven's Feel, the Holy Grail War gets a wrench thrown in it when a mysterious shadow starts to kill people involved in the war, and the main focal heroine is Sakura, Shinji's childhood friend who starts off having the least involvement in the war. Sakura never got much focus in Saber or Rin's routes, and while she still doesn't do too much here, the movie does a great job at fleshing out her relationship with Shirou, who's also a lot more interesting than he was in UBW. Heaven's Feel puts a lot more focus on Shirou's PTSD from being orphaned, likely to parallel Sakura's abuse from her family, and seeing them support each other through their trauma is just really heartwarming. Shirou and Sakura just feel the most natural together, there's a really personal bond between the two that Presage Flower does a great job at selling the viewer on.

Unfortunately, that kind of comes at a cost. Presage Flower starts with an extended prologue about how Sakura and Shirou met, not inherently a bad idea, but the prologue takes a full half-hour, an entire fourth of the movie! Even more, once the prologue ends, the movie skips past Shirou meeting Saber and Rin through a title montage. Like, sure, I know I've seen that scene a few times already, but that just feels really clumsy and messes with the pacing of the movie. Thankfully, once that time jump is gotten out of the way and especially once the shadow comes into play, Presage Flower becomes a ton of fun, even if it's still pretty blatant that the plot hasn't fully ramped up yet. There's a great balance between fun character interactions and bonkers action scenes, and the final act packs a pretty massive twist that should drastically change how the next two movies play out. However, I'm not entirely sure if Presage Flower works as a standalone film, since nothing really gets resolved in the ending. Assassin and Zouken are still alive, the Shadow is still killing people, and as a whole, the movie just felt like a highlight reel of the Holy Grail War up until the big Saber twist kicks off the change. Just because it's part of a serialized trilogy doesn't mean a movie shouldn't also tell its own contained story, and it doesn't help that the sequels do a much better job of this.

As far as the presentation goes, the entire Heaven's Feel trilogy is absolutely fantastic. Ufotable's visuals are even better than in Zero and UBW because they got a whole movie budget to do these films and it shows in some of the fluid moments of animation and bonkers action scenes. Presage Flower, in particular, has a crazy chase sequence between Lancer and Assassin that stands out as probably the highlight of the whole movie. The music is also fantastic, since Yuki Kajiura is back as composer. While there aren't as many memorable cues as in Fate/Zero, it's still a massive improvement on UBW, and Kajiura makes sure to go hard on pretty much all of the action scenes. Overall, Presage Flower is a solid first film with well-written characters, great action, and an amazing score, but it suffers from wonky pacing and an inconclusive ending that makes it easily the weakest of the trilogy. It's still a fun time though, 

3/5 Stars

Lost Butterfly: Lost Butterfly is a lot to take in, it's a truly relentless film. It's stuffed with nonstop action, plot twist after plot twist, and reveals entirely new and unflattering facets to pretty much every cast member. But despite all that, I actually think it stands on its own better than Presage Flower. That movie was blatantly an introduction to the trilogy, but Lost Butterfly is pretty much entirely a psychological character study for Sakura. We learn about her past, delve deep in her abusive relationship with her family, and discover her connections to Rider, Rin, and most importantly, the Shadow (Yeah, I know most of this was in Fate/Zero but it's been a while and I forgot, okay?). She spends the whole movie slowly losing her sanity culminating in that dark ending where she gets corrupted. It's such a tragic character arc, but the movie does a good job at keeping Sakura incredibly sympathetic even as she gets worse. The movie is filled with these character reversals, like seeing Illya and Rider be good guys who also get a lot more screentime as a result, and the fascinating arcs about Shirou considering losing his ideals to solely protect Sakura and Rin contemplating killing Sakura despite knowing she's her sister.

It's interesting how Lost Butterfly actually has less action than Presage Flower, yet it feels more action-packed. Part of this is because of the sheer amount of plot crammed into the film (seriously, there's like a plot twist every five minutes). It also helps that the action scenes we do get are lengthier, flashier, and better than most of what we got in Presage Flower. The production looks even better this time around, and Kajiura's score is an improvement as well. I really can't understate how well her musical style fits dark stories like this and Madoka. But despite all of that intensity, Lost Butterfly is still almost entirely focused around Sakura and Shirou's relationship, which I think was a pretty good call. When compressing a lengthy visual novel campaign into a six-hour trilogy, Ufotable chose to prioritize the central relationship above all else. However, I do have one issue with Lost Butterfly, though, and that's in regards to Sakura's sexuality. While I appreciate how the film tries to tackle Sakura's rapes and the complexities that prevent her from opening up about them, her whole subplot about the crest worms making her aroused really messes with that and makes for some incredibly uncomfortable scenes. It's generally hard to tell Fate was originally an adult game (something I'm perfectly fine with since I've never been into that sort of stuff), but the remnants like mana traversal and sexually arousing crest worms feel pretty jarring. 

Overall, though, I still really liked Lost Butterfly, and I thought it was a massive improvement over its predecessor. The darker tone, blistering pace, abundance of big plot twists, more development for Sakura, and better production values made for a really strong entry in the Fate series. I'm still not a fan of the sex stuff, they came really close to ruining the movie for me, but the rest of it was so good that this didn't happen.

4/5 Stars

Spring Song: Ultimately, I think Lost Butterfly left the biggest impact on me due to its crushing sense of dread, but Spring Song is definitely my favorite of the three films, on top of just simply being the most fun. Focusing on the main cast fighting to save Dark Sakura and stop her from unleashing Angra Mainyu, the whole movie just feels like this grand finale to not just Heaven's Feel, but Ufotable's Fate "trilogy" as a whole. There are just so many amazing moments here, both big and small. In terms of sheer badassary, there's that whole Nine Lives Blade scene, Rider vs Saber Alter, and Shirou's fight with Kirei. In terms of impactful drama, there's that brutal opening, Rin and Sakura's entire confrontation (especially that hug), and Illyasveil's sacrifice. There's even what is possibly the funniest moment in any of Ufotable's Fate adaptations when Kirei punts Shirou through a window. It's just such a massive crowd-pleaser of a finale, it feels so rewarding knowing how dark and painful much of Heaven's Feel (especially Lost Butterly) was. It even brings in a character from an entirely different Nasuverse story at one point, which I'm glad I happened to stumble upon or else the ending would've felt like one hell of an ass pull.

What I found especially interesting about Spring Song is that, since Sakura spends much of the movie as a bad guy, the film focuses more on the core sibling relationships within the cast. Shirou spends a lot of the movie with Illyasveil, with the entire first third devoted to him and Kirei teaming up to rescue her from Sakura. They have a nice dynamic, and it pays off in a pretty powerful sendoff for Illya at the end of the movie. Rin and Sakura also get a surprising amount of focus, with Rin being the one to confront Sakura in the movie's climax rather than Shirou. More than in the two earlier films, it becomes very apparent that Rin cares about Sakura more than she lets on, and it leads to, once again, some great emotional moments as well. There's an awesome parallel between Rin and Illya, they're both older siblings who, after years of being distant from their siblings, make a grand gesture in the finale to give them a better future. Not to say that Shirou and Sakura's relationship is shortchanged either, though, since they get what is probably the happiest ending out of any Fate route, if not the whole franchise. That cherry blossom scene is perfect, and once again, it feels like a perfect way to end off Ufotable's weird lopsided "Fate trilogy".

Overall, I really enjoyed Spring Song. It doesn't have that consistently oppressive tone that made Lost Butterfly stand out, but it makes up for that through sheer fun. It's full of fantastic action and badass moments of payoff, while also nailing the emotional moments by revealing that the true heart of the trilogy isn't Shirou and Sakura's relationship like I thought. It's about the sibling relationships.

5/5 Stars

Overall, I thought the Heaven's Feel movies were a massive improvement on Unlimited Blade Works, though I still think Fate/Zero is the peak of the series. Heaven's Feel may be darker, but the characters are more complex and nuanced, and their struggles are more personal. Where UBW treats justice as this grand world-saving endeavor, Heaven's Feel focuses on finding justice for the ones you care about, especially family. The themes are genuinely fascinating here, on top of the fantastic direction, stunning presentation and music, and the ridiculous amount of plot twists. 

Sure, I still had by problems with the trilogy, particularly the pacing and the sex stuff, but I found that each movie was better than the last. Presage Flower is super action-packed but had a slow start and aimless story progression, Lost Butterfly was grippingly dark and confidently messy but it had some really gross and uncomfortable plot decisions, and Spring Song brought it all home for a fun and satisfying finale that revealed what the trilogy was truly about.

4/5 Stars


My ranking of the Heaven's Feel movies is:

Spring Song > Lost Butterfly > Presage Flower

My ranking of the Fate series is:

Fate/Zero > Heaven's Feel > Unlimited Blade Works

My favorite fight scenes are:

  • Saber vs Lancer (Spearhead)
  • Saber vs Rider (Knight On Two Wheels)
  • Kiritsugu vs Kirei (The Last Command Seal)
  • Saber vs Assassin (The Reward For The Fight To The Death/Incarnation)
  • Shirou vs Gilgamesh (Unlimited Blade Works)
  • Lancer Vs Assassin (Presage Flower)
  • Rider Vs Saber Alter (Spring Song)
My favorite episode from the shows is: The Last Command Seal

And finally, in my UBW review, I said I'd make my verdict on the three female leads once I saw Heaven's Feel, so here goes:
  • Saber is my personal favorite as a character. Obviously it helps that she gets the most fight scenes, but I also really enjoyed her moral dilemma in Zero, and the fact that she's displaced from her time period allows for a lot of great moments of levity. Of course, since she's not from her time period, I think she's the worst for Shirou. Also, one of the best things Urobuchi ever did was give her a suit and motorcycle in Fate/Zero, utter genius.
  • Rin doesn't really fit as just a love interest, instead her charismatic and complex personality makes her full-on protagonist material, and I would've loved to see a version of UBW where Shirou didn't show up. She even keeps stealing the show when it's not her route, like her solo episode in Fate/Zero and her arc in Heaven's Feel. I think Rin is a bit too serious for Shirou, if anything I feel she fits better with Saber (because of course I had to start shipping a random queer pairing).
  • Sakura is probably my least favorite of the three (though that's not saying much), but she's also incredibly complex. Flawed and sympathetic, but most importantly, I think she's the best for Shirou. As I mentioned several times in my review, I like how supportive their relationship was (at least in the first two movies), and how they helped each other through their trauma. The fact that they're childhood friends means they have a stronger bond and sense of history than Rin or Saber too.

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Episode Rankings: Stranger Things

Stranger Things is probably Netflix's biggest series, and that is something I am perfectly fine with it. It deserves it. Stranger Things is a really great homage to 80s media that still stands on its own thanks to its large but likable cast, attention to detail, high production values, sharp direction, and terrifying monsters. I know a lot of people think it should've ended at Season 1 and while I do agree that Season 1 is the peak of the show, I think every season of Stranger Things is solid and fun in their own ways. Here's my ranking of its episodes: 

  1. Dear Billy (S4.04)
  2. Holly, Jolly (S1.03)
  3. The Battle Of Starcourt (S3.08)
  4. The Spy (S2.06)
  5. The Upside Down (S1.08)
  6. The Sauna Test (S3.04)
  7. The Gate (S2.09)
  8. The Massacre At Hawkins Lab (S4.07)
  9. The Mind Flayer (S2.08)
  10. The Piggyback (S4.09)
  11. The Flayed (S3.05)
  12. The Bathtub (S1.07)
  13. The Bite (S3.07)
  14. The Body (S1.04)
  15. Will The Wise (S2.04)
  16. Papa (S4.08)
  17. Dig Dug (S2.05)
  18. The Vanishing Of Will Byers (S1.01)
  19. U Pluribus Unum (S3.06)
  20. The Pollywog (S2.03)
  21. The Flea And The Acrobat (S1.05)
  22. The Monster And The Superhero (S4.03)
  23. Madmax (S2.01)
  24. The Dive (S4.06)
  25. The Weirdo On Maple Street (S1.02)
  26. The Hellfire Club (S4.01)
  27. The Case Of The Missing Lifeguard (S3.03)
  28. Suzie, Do You Copy? (S3.01)
  29. Trick Or Treat, Freak (S2.02)
  30. The Nina Project (S4.05)
  31. Vecna's Curse (S4.02)
  32. The Monster (S1.06)
  33. The Mall Rats (S3.02)
  34. The Lost Sister (S2.07)

Stranger Things (Season 4)

After three years, Stranger Things is back. It's bigger, longer, and... somewhat better than before? This is a very overstuffed season but its high points are very noticeable.

Stranger Things introduces a new antagonist to the series in the form of Vecna, a monster from the Upside Down who possess people in pain before killing them in gruesome ways. The sheer brutality makes this guy incredibly terrifying, and makes Season 4 probably the scariest and darkest season of the show to date. It also really helps that the people leading the charge are Dustin, Steve, Robin, and Max, easily my favorite clique of the show. Their dynamic is still absolutely fantastic, and the addition of Nancy to the group was a stroke of utter genius. Her dynamic with Robin, in particular, is priceless and I think they're my new favorite ship. Max was the real surprise star of the show though, she has a great subplot about grappling with Billy's death last season that ties directly into the Vecna stuff pretty much perfectly. But what really solidifies Vecna as one of Stranger Things' best bad guys is all the lore surrounding him. As per the usual, Eleven has a focal point as she basically gets experimented on by Brenner to bring back her powers, and while the storyline is otherwise a bit overly depressing, the payoff in what it reveals is absolutely phenomenal, and makes Vecna, Eleven, and Brenner all more interesting characters because of it.

But even in addition to Vecna, I adore the side villain of the season, Jason. When Chrissy (the first victim) dies, he takes it very poorly and accuses metalhead Eddie Munson, sparking a satanic panic in Hawkins over all of the horrible things that have been happening. Stranger Things usually pays homage to the 80s, but since the satanic panic actually happened (and ruined a lot of lives), it's so cool to see the writers give the era a slightly more unflattering look. Vecna is terrifying, but there were and are many Jasons out there, making his storyline even scarier. I also think it's fascinating how Jason feels like a Riverdale character, Archie in particular. He's the popular kid, a "lovable" jock, and a total heartthrob. When the town experiences a shocking death, he rallies the town and steps up to try and solve it, all the while never giving up his morals. But Jason's morals are entirely religion-based, and he can't solve a mystery because he's a high school student, so as much as he thinks he's the protagonist, he only ends up causing more harm. It's like the showrunners are taking direct potshots at Riverdale and I'm here for it. (I swear, one of these days, I'm writing about that show, it's such an awful mess and I hate-love it so much).

However, while this season has its many high points, I do have a solid amount of criticisms towards it as well. Starting with the elephant in the room, these episodes are too long. I've always been against this trend of TV shows becoming more like movies, but Stranger Things having episode lengths ranging from an hour to 2.5 hours is just plain ridiculous. The writers could have easily cut the season into around 18 standard length episodes and it would be perfectly fine. To compare, I looked at two other shows with infamously long episodes. Sherlock's episodes are all an hour and a half long, but there's only three of them per season compared to Stranger Things' exhausting nine. Games Of Thrones' final season made a lot of buzz over its episode lengths, but its longest episode (The Long Night) is only four minutes longer than this season's first episode. I'm sorry, but this is not normal, and it put me off of watching the season for quite some time because I had to allocate time in my busy schedule to actually do so. The funny thing is that I actually think the editing is on point, it's super punchy and creative, with plenty of truly stunning cross-cutting sequences and even a long take in Episode 4! Instead, the problem is the sheer amount of storylines we have.

While everything surrounding Vecna, Eleven, and Hawkins is fantastic, Season 4 really divides up the cast to the point where we have like half a dozen major storylines, and a decent number of them kinda suck. The worst one is easily the one about Hopper in a gulag. Putting aside the fact that I think Hopper should've stayed dead, as his being alive cheapened the impact of the fantastic Season 3 finale, storylines about characters in prison are always overlong, depressing, and repetitive, and this one is no exception. Joyce and Murray trying to rescue him is a bit better since their dynamic is fun, but it's not enough to save the storyline as a whole, especially considering Joyce could've played a really interesting role in the aforementioned satanic panic storyline. The other bad storyline is the road trip one about Mike, Will, and Jonathan trying to find Eleven, which ends up feeling really aimless and dull. I'm sorry but these three characters haven't been interesting for two seasons and sticking them in a car together for the entire second half of Season 4 didn't help matters.

Highlights:

Dear Billy: While it progresses the plot as much as any other episode of Stranger Things, what I like about Dear Billy is that its main storyline also works as a standalone high concept story, about Max trying to break out of Vecna's possession while also confronting her PTSD and grief. I'm a sucker for when shows take supernatural stories and have them also be metaphors for personal struggles (part of why Buffy is so good) and Dear Billy does that masterfully, culminating in a final few minutes so powerful and well-done that it finally managed to top Holly Jolly as my favorite episode of the series. The fantastic long take as soldiers shoot up Will's apartment and the fun interactions between Nancy and Robin only sweeten the deal, it's yet another case of the fourth episode of a Stranger Things season really shifting things into high gear.

The Massacre At Hawkins Lab: Holy mother of loredrumps, I have no idea how much this series was planned out from the start but the revelations in The Massacre At Hawkins Lab are so good, unpredictable but make total sense. The highlight for me was the reveal that the Upside Down is Hawkins frozen in time, but all the lore about Vecna/Henry/One is fantastic too and makes him a far more interesting antagonist. Add in Steve's group having to survive in the Upside Down and Hopper finally being broken out of prison and you get a pretty massive episode, definitely a good point to have that hiatus, as much of a dumb concept I thought it was.

The Piggyback: At a whopping 2 hours and 30 minutes, this finale is too long, and because of that, it's probably the weakest one so far. However, even the worst Stranger Things finale is pretty great. There are just a lot of really strong moments scattered through the finale, like Max's confrontation with Vecna, Eleven's "mind fight", Eddie performing Master Of Puppets, Jason's (deserved) death, and that insane cliffhanger.

Overall, Season 4 of Stranger Things is probably the most uneven season of the show yet. I adore the main storyline about Vecna and everything that stems from it, it's dark and ambitious and tense, and it's only carried further by the hard-hitting satanic panic subplot, the fun interactions within Steve's group, the fantastic character arcs for Max and Eleven, and the tight and confident editing. On the other hand, this season is overstuffed and overlong, and is dragged down by two pretty bad storylines. At its best, Season 4 has some of the best episodes in the whole show, but it's just not as consistently strong as its predecessors.

4/5 Stars

Chuck (Season 5)

Chuck is one of the first series that comes to mind when I think of a TV show falling off in terms of quality. Season 4 was already pretty flawed, especially its second half, but Season 5 is especially mixed. It has a lot of good moments and ideas, but it also has some of my least favorite plot developments in the whole series.

Season 5 of Chuck is also divided into two mini-arcs, though by choice this time rather than because of executive meddling. Both arcs have their strengths and weaknesses, but to be frank, neither of them are anything great. The first half of the season focuses on Morgan having the Intersect and getting corrupted by it, and I can not understate how irritating that makes him. I liked Morgan in the first four seasons, but what happened to him here is nothing short of character assassination, and I don't use that term likely (I've only used it to describe Cordelia in Angel Season 4). The worst part is that the rest of this stretch actually has some cool ideas. Chuck having to live without the Intersect, Sarah's new spy business, the CIA corruption and the subsequent reveal that a secretly alive Shaw is responsible are all really interesting plot points that aren't explored since we instead have three straight episodes of Morgansect being annoying.

The second half of the season deals with a whole new villain, Nicholas Quinn, who also really sucks. He's super hatable and slimy without any of the charm of someone like Volkoff. If anything, his insistence that the Intersect is his comes off as whiny, and it doesn't help that he gets away with destroying much of Chuck's life right at the end of the series. Given how much happier almost every other finale of Chuck was, seeing Quinn come in and ruin everything just really hurts to watch. The part I'm more mixed on, though, is Quinn brainwashing Sarah right before the finale, and her not even getting her full memory back until, ambiguously, the very last scene. The thing is, I can't say this isn't badly executed, the last three episodes are actually a great love letter to Chuck and Sarah's relationship and the series as a whole. But once again, after so many potential endings that ended much more happily, it kinda sucks that this is the one the show settled with.

Highlights:

Chuck Vs The Santa Suit: Ending the first arc on a somewhat high note, Chuck Vs The Santa Suit has that aforementioned Shaw reveal that leads to a pretty great confrontation between him and Chuck. Everything gets resolved really neatly and satisfyingly in this one, and all of the extra Christmas vibes makes for a fun episode. My only gripe is that the pacing in the first half was so off that "Vs The Santa Suit" felt a bit more rushed than it should've been. But compared to pretty much all of that first half, this episode was still a definite high point.

Chuck Vs The Bullet Train: Some of Chuck's best episodes are the "high concept action movie episodes". The Die Hard in a Buy More, Chuck on a plane, Sarah's solo mission, so the penultimate episode of Chuck being a fun action-packed episode on a train is perfectly fitting. Of course, it also ends on the gut punch of Quinn successfully capturing Sarah, a moment I'm pretty mixed on because of what it leads to, but this is otherwise a super entertaining episode.

Chuck Vs Sarah/The Goodbye: I pretty much already gave my thoughts on the finale above. I hate the idea of Sarah getting brain-washed, but I also can't say it wasn't well-executed. This is an emotional last two episodes that gives pretty much every other character a satisfying resolution and shows a lot of love for Chuck as a series through its running gags, returning characters, and slew of bookends that harken back to the show's pilot.

Overall, Season 5 of Chuck is a mess. Its first half has some great ideas but they were wasted since the show chose to focus on the awfully-written Intersect Morgan. The second half was awful in concept but it was at the very least an improvement in terms of executiion. There are a lot of fun moments and the ending was fairly emotional, but I couldn't help but feel a bit let down when the show finished.

2/5 Stars


My ranking of the Chuck seasons would be:

3 > 2 > 4A > 1 > 4B > 5

My ranking of the Chuck finales would be:

3 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 1

Favorite Episode: Chuck Vs The Other Guy