Showing posts with label Steven Universe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steven Universe. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Episode Rankings: Steven Universe

I'm just gonna get this out of the way, Steven Universe is not a bad show like some people seem to claim it is. It has its flaws (short episodes, a few muddled messages, Steven's perspective, Pink fucking Diamond), but there's also a lot of things the show does right and still make it worth watching today. The characters are great, the songs are bangers, the core storyline is well-done and filled with memorable twists and turns, and most of all, Steven Universe is ambitious. Even if it doesn't pull it off the best, this show's willingness to break new ground and tackle serious themes will always be admirable to me. You can take or leave Future though. Here's my ranking of its episodes: 

  1. A Single Pale Rose (S5.18) - I don't care what anyone says, this twist is and will always be amazing
  2. Mindful Education (S4.04)
  3. Jail Break (S1.52) - In a way, they never really topped this finale
  4. Reunited (S5.23)
  5. Earthlings (S3.22)
  6. Steven Universe: The Movie (The Movie)
  7. Message Received (S2.24)
  8. The Trial (S5.02)
  9. Alone Together (S1.36)
  10. I Am My Mom (S4.24)
  11. The Answer (S2.21)
  12. Alone At Sea (S3.15)
  13. Can't Go Back (S5.17) - Lapis, my beloved
  14. Sworn To The Sword (S2.05)
  15. That Will Be All (S4.14)
  16. Change Your Mind (S5.28) - Not a perfect finale, but it works well enough
  17. Ocean Gem (S1.26)
  18. Off Colors (S5.03)
  19. Back To The Moon (S3.23)
  20. The Test (S1.38)
  21. Catch And Release (S2.17)
  22. The Return (S1.51)
  23. Rose's Scabbard (S1.45)
  24. Monster Reunion (S3.14)
  25. Letters To Lars (S5.16)
  26. Storm In the Room (S4.16)
  27. Same Old World (S3.03)
  28. We Need To Talk (S2.08)
  29. Bubbled (S3.24)
  30. Legs From Here To Homeworld (S5.24)
  31. Mirror Gem (S1.25)
  32. The Big Show (S5.14) - Hot take: The human characters are (mostly) great and Steven Universe would be lesser without them
  33. On The Run (S1.40)
  34. Hit The Diamond (S3.05)
  35. Steven's Dream (S4.10)
  36. Lars' Head (S5.04)
  37. Friend Ship (S2.14)
  38. Garnet's Universe (S1.33)
  39. Mr Greg (S3.08) - Not the best episode, but it does have the best song
  40. Last One Out Of Beach City (S4.06)
  41. Beta (S3.21)
  42. Keystone Motel (S2.11)
  43. Monster Buddies (S1.23)
  44. Are You My Dad? (S4.23)
  45. Lion 3: Straight To Video (S1.35)
  46. Made Of Honor (S5.22)
  47. It Could've Been Great (S2.23)
  48. The Message (S1.49)
  49. Now We're Only Falling Apart (S5.19)
  50. Super Watermelon Island (S3.01)
  51. Steven The Sword Fighter (S1.16)
  52. Stuck Together (S5.01)
  53. Gem Heist (S4.12)
  54. Crack The Whip (S3.18)
  55. When It Rains (S2.18)
  56. Warp Tour (S1.37)
  57. Nightmare Hospital (S2.15)
  58. Room For Ruby (S4.19)
  59. Coach Steven (S1.20)
  60. Barn Mates (S3.04)
  61. Keeping It Together (S2.07)
  62. Familiar (S5.25)
  63. Marble Madness (S1.44)
  64. Your Mother And Mine (S5.13)
  65. Giant Woman (S1.12)
  66. Sadie Killer (S5.09)
  67. Story For Steven (S1.48)
  68. Bismuth (S3.20)
  69. Cry For Help (S2.10)
  70. An Indirect Kiss (S1.24)
  71. Lion 4: Alternate Ending (S4.20)
  72. Together Alone (S5.26)
  73. Full Disclosure (S2.01)
  74. Lion 2: The Movie (S1.17)
  75. Gem Drill (S3.02)
  76. Adventures In Light Distortion (S4.11)
  77. Jungle Moon (S5.12)
  78. Back To The Barn (S2.19)
  79. Gem Hunt (S3.17)
  80. Log Date 7 15 2 (S2.25)
  81. Beach City Drift (S3.11) - Eurobeat!
  82. The Question (S5.21)
  83. The Good Lars (S4.22)
  84. Lars And The Cool Kids (S1.14)
  85. Love Letters (S2.03)
  86. Space Race (S1.28)
  87. Three Gems And A Baby (S4.09)
  88. Raising The Barn (S5.07)
  89. Maximum Capacity (S1.43)
  90. Steven Vs Amethyst (S3.19)
  91. Too Far (S2.20)
  92. Lars Of The Stars (S5.11)
  93. Chille Tid (S2.09)
  94. Bubble Buddies (S1.07)
  95. Watermelon Steven (S1.34)
  96. Beach Party (S1.18)
  97. Pool Hopping (S5.15)
  98. The Zoo (S4.13)
  99. Greg The Babysitter (S3.16)
  100. Steven's Lion (S1.10)
  101. Sadie's Song (S2.16)
  102. The New Crystal Gems (S4.15) - All my favorite characters together... just to wash a car...
  103. What's Your Problem? (S5.20)
  104. Fusion Cuisine (S1.32)
  105. Steven Floats (S3.06)
  106. Kindergarten Kid (S4.01)
  107. Dewey Wins (S5.05)
  108. Reformed (S2.04)
  109. Winter Forecast (S1.42)
  110. Laser Light Cannon (S1.02)
  111. House Guest (S1.27)
  112. Steven And The Stevens (S1.22)
  113. Joy Ride (S2.02)
  114. Future Vision (S1.39)
  115. Too Short To Ride (S3.09)
  116. Gem Harvest (S4.08)
  117. Political Power (S1.50)
  118. Kevin Party (S5.10)
  119. Steven's Birthday (S2.22)
  120. Rose's Room (S1.19)
  121. Back To Kindergarten (S5.08)
  122. Open Book (S1.46)
  123. Tiger Millionaire (S1.09)
  124. Gemcation (S5.06)
  125. Know Your Fusion (S4.02)
  126. Island Adventure (S1.30)
  127. Doug Out (S4.21)
  128. Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service (S3.13)
  129. Historical Friction (S2.13)
  130. Cheeseburger Backpack (S1.03)
  131. Joking Victim (S1.21)
  132. Secret Team (S1.29)
  133. Cat Fingers (S1.06)
  134. Drop Beat Dad (S3.07)
  135. Gem Glow (S1.01)
  136. Horror Club (S1.41)
  137. Escapism (S5.27)
  138. Buddy's Book (S4.03)
  139. So Many Birthdays (S1.13)
  140. Tiger Philanthropist (S4.18)
  141. Onion Friend (S2.12)
  142. Frybo (S1.05)
  143. The New Lars (S3.10)
  144. Shirt Club (S1.47)
  145. Serious Steven (S1.08)
  146. Restaraunt Wars (S3.12)
  147. Future Boy Zoltron (S4.05)
  148. Onion Trade (S1.15)
  149. Keep Beach City Weird (S1.31)
  150. Arcade Mania (S1.11)
  151. Rising Tides, Crashing Skies (S2.06)
  152. Onion Gang (S4.07)
  153. Together Breakfast (S1.04)
  154. Rocknaldo (S4.17)

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Steven Universe (Season 5 + Movie)

Well, Steven Universe really saved the best for last, didn't they? While rushed at times, Season 5 has everything I want from a final season of the series. It's emotional, satisfying, and filled with strong episodes. Oh, and the movie's great too.

Being the end of the series, Season 5 of Steven Universe covers a lot of ground, starting with a fantastic four-episode-long arc about Steven and Lars escaping from Homeworld. Not only did it finally gives Lars some much-needed character development, it changes the status quo in some big ways and lays the groundwork for the season's main theme: The fact that the story of Rose shattering Pink Diamond has some pretty glaring holes in it. After that opening arc, the show calms down a bit, with much of the first half being composed of Beach City episodes. However, between the Rose Quartz mystery, Lars being in space, the conflict between Steven and Connie, Lapis leaving, this half of the season is still really emotional and surprising. I actually really liked a lot of the Beach City episodes in this season, as a lot of the characters really start to go through big changes like Sadie leaving her job and Nanefua becoming mayor. As a whole, I think the quality of episodes in Season 5 was just really strong. Even the light-hearted and less plot relevant episodes had a great emotional hook that made them worth watching.

After a lot of foreshadowing, the second half of the season is kicked off when Steven discovers that Pink Diamond and Rose Quartz are in fact the same person, a massive and shocking twist that simultaneously makes the season better and worse at the same time. On one hand, this reveal makes Rose a super interesting character, as she went from a slightly shady big good to a Diamond who tried to switch sides and protect Earth, only to seriously mess up. Seeing the cast deal with this reveal is compelling, and it does a great job of setting the stage for the final confrontation with the Diamonds. And much of these later episodes are really emotionally impactful, tense, and filled to the brim with action, twists, and satisfying payoffs. However, the Diamonds aren't exactly great villains, as their major conflict kind of boils down to being a dysfunctional family. As a whole, I'd call them the weakest part of the show, and that leads to the elephant of the room: The main antagonist, White Diamond.

Steven Universe ends with White Diamond being brought down pretty quickly and pacifistically, which I'm kinda split on. In its defense, I think people are generally misinterpreting how White Diamond is taken down. There's this sentiment that White Diamond had a super quick "redemption arc" when that is not at all the case. Redemption involves making up for the sins of your past (Zuko), forgiveness involves someone else determining whether or not said person did so (Catra), White Diamond just changed her mind, corrected her course. If she's headed towards a redemption, this is just the start of it. And I do think a pacifistic solution fits the show's themes the best. You can resolve a conflict nonviolently and do it in a satisfying way, and I actually really like the confrontation between Steven and White. However, considering she's a genocidal tyrant, I do feel like White Diamond came around a bit too easily and quickly. I'd believe Steven can prompt a turnaround without throwing a single punch. I don't believe he'd be able to do it in five minutes. I'm not going to hold this too much against the crew or the show as a whole, Cartoon Network canceled Steven Universe pretty abruptly and forced them to rush an ending out of necessity. Most subsequent Steven Universe media makes it clear the Diamonds still have a lot of work to do before they make up for what they've done, so I believe the crew did the best they could with the time they were given.

Speaking of which, Steven Universe didn't quite end with Season 5. There's also the movie and Steven Universe Future. Now, I'm not going to review Future because I'm really not a fan of the direction it took, once again sidelining much of the cast so we can watch depressed Steven for twenty episodes. However, I did want to talk about the movie because it was ridiculously fun, quite possibly one of my favorite "episodes" in the series. I criticized Mr Greg for being too short to be a musical episode, but now we got a whole movie's worth of musical numbers, and they're all fantastic. Happily Ever After, Other Friends, Independent Together, Drift Away, Who We Are, they really saved the best for the feature film. The Movie was also a lot funnier than I expected, like the jokes landed for me so much more than they usually do in Steven Universe. But easily the best thing about this film was the main antagonist Spinel. For starters, her rubberhose animation style looks absolutely phenomenal, Sarah Stiles's performance was fantastic, and she ended up getting the two best songs in the movie (Other Friends & Drift Away). But even more, Spinel is just a genuinely complex and fascinating villain. On one hand, you feel for her getting abandoned by Pink and want her to find happiness. But on the other hand, she's a pretty toxic and clingy friend and a terrifying villain. Spinel feels like the type of villain that you actually want redeemed, and the feature length really lets the writers explore her character in depth. Steven Universe: The Movie does have its problems, like the sheer amount of time spent recapping the cast's development and the fact that it feels oddly small-scale for a movie, but otherwise, it was pretty much 90 nonstop minutes of pure unbridled joy.

There is, however, one issue I have the film, though that's more an issue with the series (but especially these last few seasons) in its entirety. So anyone else find it weird that in a series about looking for the best in people, Pink Diamond ends up the only character considered "irredeemable". Like yeah, she was awful to Spinel and Pearl, not saying she's perfect, but she's also the first Diamond to realize Homeworld is shit by a huge margin. She took on the role of protecting Earth entirely on her own, and grew to genuinely care about the people she met there. The show would not have happened if not for her, Earth probably would've been taken over years ago. I think this is the point where that Steven's perspective issue I've been rambling about is at its worst. I get being angry at discovering your parents aren't perfect, or even that they've done some awful things. That's a compelling, relatable issue that everyone has to deal with when coming of age. But you also eventually have to accept that your parents aren't perfect and reconcile the things they've done, both right and wrong, and Steven never does that. Pink, or should I say Rose, did redeem herself. She grew up in a position of dictatorial power, willing broke out of it, and fought back against it. I'm more fine with how the movie touches upon this issue since Pink ditching Spinel is objectively a shitty thing and I get being mad at her for it, but as a whole, it really doesn't sit well with me how Pink is ultimately treated by the end of the show.

But okay, going back to Season 5, there were a lot of memorable episodes, way more than is usual for Steven Universe:

The Trial: This episode was probably where the Diamonds were at their most intense. Given that this was the first time Steven really spoke to them, I was at the edge of my seat the entire time, wondering how he could get out alive. Thankfully, Steven manages to escape, but not without learning the reveal that the story of Pink Diamond's death has so many holes that there's no way Rose could have killed her.

Off Colors/Lars' Head: Lars's character arcs in these episodes was just fantastic, as he turns from a wimp to an utter badass that sacrifices himself to save people he barely even met. The titular Off Colors are really charming and likable side characters, and I'm glad they got a lot of focus this season. Lars's death and subsequent resurrection was shocking, and ending the season's opening arc on a fittingly surprising note.

The Big Show/Letters For Lars: Easily two of my favorite Beach City episodes, The Big Show focuses on one of my favorite human characters, Sadie, as she holds her first big performance in her new band. It was really heartwarming to see Steven and Greg help her prepare, and the documentary format was very charming. Meanwhile, Letters For Lars does a good job of exploring how the residents of Beach City have changed throughout the first half of the season, and is filled with charming interactions and great comedic moments.

Can't Go Back: Lapis got a song, and it's really good too! That Distant Shore really hit me hard, and definitely ranks up as one of my favorite Steven Universe songs to date. But even outside of that Can't Go Back does a great job of exploring Lapis's struggle over whether or not to stay on Earth, and the ending serves as a great hook for the next episode.

A Single Pale Rose: Rose Quartz is Pink Diamond, one of the greatest twists in television history. Sure it's a bit predictable and a lot of people saw it coming (though I doubt anyone expected Pearl's role in the whole thing), but it works really well and fits her character perfectly despite turning the entire series on its head. The reveal itself was executed perfectly through little hints, slowly getting more obvious until we see Steven's gem turn and reveal it's actually a diamond. The show only doesn't shy away from the ramifications of such a reveal, and from here on, Season 5 goes from great to fantastic. Easily my favorite episode of the show.

Reunited: Ruby and Sapphire got married! I don't think I need to say that Reunited's big wedding was a pretty huge moment for children's animation, as not only did it show two female characters get married, they also managed to get in a kiss. But that wasn't all, we even got a bombastic fight scene with Yellow and Blue Diamond, filled with big twists like Rose's sword being destroyed, Lapis returning only to get poofed with Peridot, and the Cluster fighting on the side of the Crystal Gems.

Change Your Mind: Look, I won't lie, this episode was pretty rushed and crammed with stuff, and that doesn't drag it down a bit. But I generally still thought Change Your Mind was a really action-packed and satisfying ending. Between all the returning characters, the new Fusions, and the big reveals about Steven and White's Pearl, I'm fine with the sacrifice to pacing as long as it means that everything gets a fairly satisfying resolution. And that final confrontation between Steven and White Diamond boasts some of the best animation in the whole show. Yeah, you know which scene I'm talking about.

Overall, Season 5 isn't perfect, it is definitely rushed at points and White Diamond being brought down so easily probably wasn't the best call. But that doesn't mean you can't tell the crew really brought their A-game to this one. This season was packed with tons of phenomenal episodes, stunning twists, great character developments, and ended the series on a truly satisfying note. And the movie was a fun, light-hearted coda filled with fantastic musical numbers and great character moments. 

Season 5: 5/5 Stars

Movie: 4/5 Stars


My ranking of the seasons of Steven Universe (including the movie) is:

5 > Movie > 3 > 2 > 1B > 4 > 1A > Future

My ranking of the finales of Steven Universe is:

1B > 4 > 5 > 1A > 3 > Future > 2

Favorite Episode: A Single Pale Rose

Favorite Songs: It's Over Isn't It?, Other Friends, That Distant Shore, Stronger Than You, Here Comes A Thought


I also wanted to just give my general conclusion on Steven Universe because my opinions on this series are pretty mixed. For starters, I don't think this is a bad show. I actually think it's pretty good, and at its best, it's amazing. The characters are all likable and complex, the plot is compelling and full of strong twists, the musical numbers slap, and the show's ambition and willingness to take risks, deal with serious themes, and break new ground for children's animation should always be respected. I feel like everyone has an episode, character, and/or song that really speaks to them (for me, it's Mindful Education and Lapis). However, I think the whole show taking place from Steven's perspective really hurt it for me. With its short episode lengths, many of the characters didn't get as much screentime and development as they should have, and I already ranted about the Pink Diamond stuff. Overall, I'll still think of Steven Universe fondly for what it did right, but I will also remember it as a fairly flawed show. With how divisive it is online, I feel comfortable leaving it at: pretty good.

Saturday, January 15, 2022

Steven Universe (Season 4)

I feel like each season of Steven Universe prior to this one has added something big to the series. 1A introduced fusions, 1B introduced Homeworld, 2 introduced The Cluster, and 3 introduced slightly gray layers to Rose and Steven. But Season 4 doesn't really add anything. It's still a good season, but it feels kind of directionless.

For the first time, this season of Steven Universe doesn't quite have an overarching storyline to it, rather there are two pretty big arcs around the middle and end of the season, both of which are pretty good. The first big arc is the Zoo arc, which involves Greg being kidnapped by Blue Diamond and the Crystal Gems staging a heist to rescue him from the Human Zoo he's being kept in. This is a fantastic storyline, filled with strong world-building that fleshes out Homeworld and even some of the Diamonds, as well as fun heist shenanigans. It also plays into Steven's character arc throughout the season, as he deals with guilt from what he did back in Season 3 as well as frustration towards Rose Quartz after learning what she did to Pink Diamond. The other major arc is in the last few episodes, about some of the Beach City residents being kidnapped by mysterious gems. It's an intriguing mystery that ends in another great season finale, but the fact that those gems are only built up in the last few episodes makes most of the season feel like it lacks direction, and it gets worst.

As per the usual, each season of Steven Universe has its episodic stuff, which is unfortunately very hit or miss this time around. On one hand, we got fantastic episodes like Mindful Education, Room For Ruby, and Last One Out Of Beach City. However, this season also contains some of the worst in the series, like Onion Gang, Rocknaldo, and the bafflingly double-length Gem Harvest. The former two are interesting because it made me realize that each season has an episode for pretty much every major Beach City character. Each season has a Ronaldo episode, a Lars episode, an Onion episode, and that takes up a large chunk of the season because each episode is short and focuses entirely on Steven's perspective. And that leads to the realization that not much has really happened for the characters outside of the main four after all this time. A big example here is Lars, who finally got character development four seasons in because he appeared so rarely. And a lot of times, characters develop off-screen, like how we never see Lapis and Peridot become friends, or Amethyst bond with the gems at the Zoo. It all adds to the general feeling that nothing really happened in Season 4. 

Still, this was a solid season of Steven Universe, and with it came some great episodes:

Mindful Education: Even with my complaints about the season, Mindful Education is my favorite episode of Steven Universe to date, dealing with anxiety and guilt in a very concise and hopeful manner. Garnet's song was already fantastic, but the scene where we learn Steven is guilty for what he did to Bismuth, Eyeball, and Jasper really pushed it to the top for me.

Steven's Dream: The Zoo arc starts with a bang as Steven and Greg go on a trip to Korea to solve a mystery surrounding a dream he had. Just like in Same Old World, I love to see the characters leave Beach City for a bit, but the best part was when Greg meets Blue Diamond and sympathizes with her only to get abducted in a painful cliffhanger.

That Will Be All: The Zoo arc ended on a pretty fantastic and satisfying note with That Will Be All. For starters, we got to spend some time with Yellow and Blue Diamond, finally getting the chance to learn more about the two major antagonists. But also, the final sequence where the Crystal Gems escape the Zoo and humiliate Agate in the process is incredibly cathartic.

Storm In The Room: This was a really dark and intense episode that served as a strong epilogue to the Zoo arc. Steven's frustration towards his mom really comes to a head here, culminating in a fantastic and emotional scene where he calls her (or at least an image of her) out.

I Am My Mom: Even the weaker seasons of Steven Universe have fantastic season finales, and this one is hands down one of the best and most intense yet. Aquamarine is a fantastic villain. She's terrifying, sadistic, and brutal. I love that such a random moment in Marble Madness ends up becoming really important to the plot. Steven letting himself be taken to Homeworld is not only a fantastic cliffhanger but shows him finally trying to fix the problems he and his mom caused, and I love seeing Lars finally start to face consequences for his cowardliness. And overall, it was great to see the Beach City folk take part in the finale's major conflict and I hope Lars being taken to space means this shift will continue into Season 5.

Overall, I enjoyed Season 4 of Steven Universe, as it contains some strong individual episodes, a great finale, and a fun Zoo arc in the middle of the season. However, it also suffers from a lack of direction, and the fact that the series feels like it's stopped trying to better manage its time.

3/5 Stars

Friday, January 14, 2022

Steven Universe (Season 3)

Even on its third season, Steven Universe really feels like it's trying to improve on itself, take risks, and go beyond most children's shows. While this season is a lot more uneven than than previous one, it's hard to fault the crew for trying.

Season 3 of Steven Universe is primarily about Jasper, an antagonist who was also introduced back in Season 1. After finally being separated from Lapis in the season premiere, Jasper looms over most of the season like a spectre, frequently popping up around the second half collecting corrupted gems. She's a much different threat compared to Peridot and The Cluster, being less of a looming danger and more of a dangerous force out in the wild, but manages to result in a fantastic payoff in the final few episodes. Jasper doesn't even show up too much, but her sheer presence leads to the season's big subplots, all of which are great. Amethyst's self-confidence issues compared to Jasper is some of her best material yet, the Ruby Squad who wants to retrieve her are hilarious and memorable antagonists, Steven's philosophy on forgiveness getting repeatedly tested, and best of all, Lapis dealing with the trauma of being trapped in Malechite with her. Lapis easily became one of my favorite characters, she's a realistic and complex depiction of PTSD and depression, and her sweet dynamic with Peridot is just adorable. If only she appeared a bit more often, though.

On an episodic level, this is by far the most experimental season of Steven Universe. Not all of these experiments paid off, but I'm glad the writers tried to keep things varied and interesting. At its best, we got an adorable Initial D homage, one of the most brilliantly bizarre season premieres I've ever seen, and a musical episode that would've been an easy highlight if it wasn't too short. At its most mixed, Season 3 also started to deal with some really complex and dark themes in episodes like The New Lars (consent), Alone At Sea (abusive relationships), and Bismuth (violence), all of which ended up becoming some of the most divisive in the series. And at its worse, we got a long stretch of Beach City episodes with pretty much no plot direction. Season 2 did a great job of sprinkling in those more low-key episodes throughout and struck a nice balance, but having eight entirely standalone episodes in a row really messes up the pacing. Thankfully, it does at least lead to a second half to the season that's pretty much nonstop plot and twists.

At its best, this season had plenty of fantastic episodes:

Same Old World: With Lapis freed from Malechite, we can finally start to delve into her backstory a bit. Same Old World does a great job of introducing Lapis's character arc, about adjusting to Earth and dealing with literally thousands of years worth of trauma. I love how supportive Steven is being here, and it was really cool to see Earth locations other than Beach City for once.

Hit The Diamond: This was a hysterical end to the season's strong opening arc. There's always something charming about episodes where the cast has to play baseball against an opposing team (DS9 had a great one too), but the decision to revolve the issue of the Ruby Squad with a sports game was just genius. Between Ruby and Sapphire's inability to keep their hands off each other, Lapis's sheer apathy, and the Ruby Squad being idiots, Hit The Diamond is easily one of the show's funniest episodes.

Monster Reunion: Centipeetle really is one of the best and most tragic characters in the series, isn't she? I definitely didn't expect to get a full-on backstory for what was previously just Steven's pet, but it gives her a lot more depth and leads to a really powerful ending.

Alone At Sea: Alone At Sea is another great Lapis episode that takes a really big risk. The show could have easily took the easy route by leaving Malechite as a badass heroic sacrifice, but Alone At Sea not only depicts the fusion as an abusive relationship, said relationship isn't entirely one-sided. Lapis is shown in a pretty unflattering light here, and both her and Jasper spend the episode dealing with some pretty rough Stockholm Syndrome. Alone At Sea hammers it home that Malechite is beyond unhealthy, which is why it's super powerful to see Lapis say "no" to Jasper and hopefully end the cycle of abuse.

Earthlings: This was easily the most intense episode of the show to date, with a great blend of humor, drama, and shocking twists. Steven finally fuses with a Crystal Gem, the badass Smoky Quartz is introduced, Pink Diamond is name-dropped, Jasper gets corrupted and bubbled, and the Ruby Squad has returned. It's insane how much was compressed into these 11 minutes.

Back To The Moon: This episode was incredibly funny, until it wasn't. Much of it had Amethyst pretend to be Jasper in an attempt to drive the Ruby Squad away, which not only led to a ton of fun jokes but a satisfying end to her character arc. However, the reveal that Rose shattered Pink Diamond and the cliffhanger where Steven gets sucked into space works as a great set-up for the finale. 

Bubbled: Bet you didn't expect this one to be a highlight. Given how much I ramble about season finales, you'd think an episode about Steven floating around in a bubble would be a very disappointing ending to Season 3. Instead, I think it's tense, emotional, and a perfect encapsulation of the season's themes. Bubbled lets Steven cope with the Rose reveal, and the fact that he can't redeem everyone. The moments of silence as Steven floats in space are eerie, Eyeball is a legitimately terrifying villain, and the ending where Steven reunites with the Crystal Gems is just beautiful. Somehow, I found myself loving this finale.

Overall, Season 3 does a good job continuing the myth arc and developing the main characters, but it also takes a lot of risks with its episodes that don't always pay off. At its best, though, this season of Steven Universe is challenging and manages to stick the landing in spectacular fashion.

4/5 Stars

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Steven Universe (Season 2)

While I definitely enjoyed the first season of Steven Universe, it definitely had some growing pains, especially with its pacing. Season 2, on the other hand, is a massive improvement, and is far more confident to boot.

Season 2 is primarily about the redemption of Peridot, who was the main antagonist of the previous season. When Peridot got stuck on Earth during the Season 1 finale, she reveals that there's an apocalyptic geo-weapon buried in the center of the Earth that can destroy everyone, including herself. While much of the season has the Crystal Gems and Peridot fight with each other, they eventually team up to stop the Cluster from destroying the world. Peridot's development this season is fantastic, watching her slowly get along with the Crystal Gems and adjust to Earth is really fun, and the penultimate episode has her finish her redemption in a satisfying and surprising way. The Cluster is an imposing threat, especially knowing that it could get bad pretty much any second.

Season 2 has a lot more serialization than the first, with nearly every episode having some sort of major impact on the overall plot and plenty of subplots, like Pearl and Garnet having an argument that spans several episodes. As a whole, the pacing is a lot stronger both on an episodic and season-wide level. It hardly ever felt like the episodes ended abruptly anymore, and there's a nice amount of light-hearted and standalone breather episodes to break up the main story arc without any of them feeling aimless. However, I don't think the season quite sticks the landing. While the penultimate episode is fantastic and a strong end to Peridot's arc, the actual finale is pretty standalone and doesn't resolve the other major plot threads like the Cluster and Lapis being trapped underwater. Considering Season 3 starts by immediately resolved both, it's odd that the writers chose the ending they did.

With a much stronger overall quality, this season had a lot of fantastic episodes:

Sworn To The Sword: This episode feels like a blend between Steven The Sword Fighter and Rose's Scabbard, but it's so much better than both of them. I love the main theme of how Steven and Connie are equals and not sidekicks for each other, the sword fights are fun, the musical numbers are fantastic, and Pearl gets some great development.

We Need To Talk: Alien-human interspecies relationships aren't entirely rare in fiction, but the species difference tends to be hand-waved over in favor of "they just love each other". So it was really fascinating to see Greg and Rose deal with the fact that the former isn't a gem, most likely can't fuse, and fears that Rose is just using him.

Friend Ship: The "Week Of Sardonyx" was a solid story arc about Garnet getting pissed at Pearl for using her to fuse, but Friend Ship was the big finale to the arc, showing the two gems finally make up and get over their issues. It's funny, heartwarming, and just plain satisfying.

Catch And Release: The big turning point of the season, Catch And Release has the Crystal Gems finally take down Peridot and lock her in their bathroom. Between the introduction of the Cluster, Steven's predictable compassion towards Peridot, the dark atmosphere, and Peridot just being a hilarious gremlin, this episode has a lot to like.

The Answer: This episode could have just been a standard flashback episode about how Ruby and Sapphire met, but the presentation elevates so much. The Utena-esque shadow people (this show really likes Utena, doesn't it?), the beautiful fantastical visuals, it's like a gay fairy tale and I love it.

Message Received: Great and lovable Peridot, indeed. This was a fantastic cap to her redemption arc because the events of this episode were entirely her decision. Peridot decided to contact Yellow Diamond to ask her to spare Earth only to call her a clod when she decided to leave Earth to die. Even when everyone thought she was going to betray them, Peridot did what was right, and that's why everyone forgave her. 

Overall, outside of an unsatisfying finale, Season 2 was another big improvement for the season, with stronger pacing, a great central story arc, and plenty of great episodes. 

4/5 Stars

Monday, January 10, 2022

Steven Universe (Season 1B)

As mentioned in my previous review, this is the second half of Season 1, and is thus a lot stronger than the prior half. It's a bit more serious, a lot more fun, and definitely has a stronger grasp on its characters.

Despite still being a part of the show's first season, Season 1B of Steven Universe does have an entirely new central storyline about a Homeworld gem named Peridot looking into Earth and the Crystal Gems. There's a great sense of dread to this storyline, as many of the Crystal Gems are just counting down the days until they're found and Earth has another Gem war. This storyline doesn't get too many episodes, but it's enough to establish Peridot as a cold antagonist. In addition, we also get some more additions to the lore, like the reveal of a few more fusions, and a lot more episodes that delve into the backstory of the Crystal Gems. Steven is a lot less annoying and a much more likable protagonist, with the finale showing how much he's subtly grown since the first episode, and the general episode quality definitely took a step up.

There's definitely a much stronger sense of confidence in Season 1B. From the big artstyle shifts in episodes like Garnet's Universe, to the stronger focus on emotion in episodes like Lion 3 and On The Run. The animation, while still at times inconsistent, also looks way nicer and more lush. However, while this season was generally an improvement, I still have some problems with the series, most notably the episode lengths. I think a show can tell strong and fleshed-out stories in an 11-minute time span. Infinity Train is probably the best case of this, never feeling rushed despite its short length. However, I think Steven Universe can feel a bit pressed for time with some of its episodes, with episodes ending on a pretty abrupt note that leave me thinking "that's it?". It's not a massive issue and I don't think the series needs to extend its episodes, it just needs to manage its time a bit more effectively.

With a much stronger season comes a lot more great episodes:

Garnet's Universe: While not having anything to do with the overall plot, Garnet's Universe is an adorable love letter to shonen anime with charming animation and a general sense of fun. One could argue that it's a filler episode but it's hard to really care it's just so damn entertaining.

Lion 3/On The Run/Rose's Scabbard: I'm grouping these episodes together because they all try to accomplish a set of goals. They give us more info on Rose Quartz and the gems as a whole, and they want to make you cry. All three of these episodes are emotional impactful, from Sadie and Steven watching the tape of Rose, to Amethyst's heartwrenching backstory, to Pearl's complete and utter breakdown. These are all some of the best episodes the season has to offer.

Alone Together: This is an odd episode, as it doesn't really have much of a conflict outside of Stevonnie briefly getting hit on. Steven and Connie fuse, they run around a bit, go to a rave, and then split apart. But despite its simplicity, Alone Together is also just groundbreaking. Stevonnie isn't just one of the first nonbinary characters in a cartoon, but in TV period. The whole episode just exudes queerness, and it knows this. Alone Together is a joyous and powerful episode and I couldn't be more happy it exists.

The Test: While this could have just been a standard "protagonist goes through challenges to prove themselves" episode, The Test does three things that really made it one of my favorites of the season. First, it brings back the events of Cheeseburger Backpack and reveals that they were a test, which does actually make more sense in retrospect. Second, it reveals that the Crystal Gems know they don't actually know how to be parents to Steven, a fact that I never thought the show would bring up, especially not this early. And finally, it has a hysterical Evangelion reference that is by far the funniest joke in the season. 

The Return/Jail Break: This was a great finale. The Return is a dark and tense episode as Peridot's ship looms, but Jail Break is far and away the best episode of Steven Universe to date, and it's not even close. It puts the characters in a new and uncomfortable situation, it has the fantastic reveal that Garnet is the fusion of two gay gems, it has the show's best fight set to its best musical number so far, and it ends on a dramatic and personal final confrontation that left me stunned. This is how you do a finale, even with its short length, Jail Break is impressive on so many levels.

Overall, while still not incredibly well-paced, Season 1B shows Steven Universe continue to improve, with a solid main storyline, plenty of great lore stuff, some creative episodes, and a fantastic finale.

3/5 Stars

Saturday, January 8, 2022

Steven Universe (Season 1A)

I've been wanting to watch Steven Universe for quite some time given how much of an impact it's made. Apparently it's had a bit of a shaky airing schedule, so being able to binge-watch it should help me be able to see it as it was intended. And speaking of intention, while Season 1 is composed of 52 episodes, it's actually split into two parts. So I'm going to review both halves in their own reviews, starting with the simpler (and weaker) Season 1A.

Steven Universe is a show about the titular kid living with a bunch of anthropomorphic gems called the Crystal Gems, who try to protect the Earth by stopping these monsters. Since his mom was a gem, Steven potentially has powers like all the other Crystal Gems, but until he can reliably use them, he spends the season mostly causing trouble for his friends. Believe it or not, I actually think Steven is the weakest part of Season 1A, at least for most of it. While his compassion is admirable, he feels a lot like the "obnoxious Cartoon Network protagonist", not quite meshing well with the more serious Crystal Gems and more quirky residents of Beach City. It doesn't help that the show is centered around Steven, meaning that there are plenty of episodes where it feels like the other characters are doing way more interesting stuff but we have to focus on Steven lounging around the house or goofing off. There are a bunch of just weird aimless episodes, and they tend to be the ones that focus exclusively on Steven. If you add in the fact that it takes some time for his voice actor to truly figure out his voice, it all just doesn't really make the best first impression.

Thankfully, the rest of the cast is great. The Crystal Gems are all incredibly interesting and likable in their own ways. Amethyst's chaotic energy is so fun to watch, Pearl plays off of pretty much every character really well, and Garnet... is just so damn stylish. I was also surprised at how much I liked the humans who live in Beach City as well. Steven's dad Greg is a pretty big sweetheart, Connie is a fantastic side character especially as she learns more about the Gems and magic, and the banter between Lars and Sadie is some of the sharpest writing in the show. And thankfully, Steven's character does improve throughout the season along with the general quality, his voice sounds less grating, and it really feels like he grows by the finale. But probably the most fascinating thing about this season is the slowly unveiling lore about the Crystal Gems, most notably when we learn about fusions and what happens when gems die. However, these moments are still fairly few and far between, and the show never fully picks up until the finale. Apparently Season 1A was meant to be the prologue and that the show really starts with Mirror Gem, but I don't know, it shouldn't take 26 episodes for a show to "get started". Just to briefly talk about the production as well, Steven Universe's art direction is really clean and expressive, though the characters can look pretty derpy at times. And the music is absolutely fantastic.

This season does have some notably episodes, however, especially at the end:

Steven The Sword-Fighter: Steven The Sword-Fighter felt like a standard "combat training" episode for much of its first half, and then Pearl gets stabbed and the tone suddenly gets a lot darker. The sword fights are also really great. This show wears its Utena inspirations on its sleeve, but it's especially neat to see some shots recreated here.

Monster Buddies: While it's mostly a standard "protagonist gets a pet" episode, there's definitely something really impactful about getting to see the main antagonist of Episode 1 be recontextualized as an adorable acid-spitting puppy. The bait-and-switch at the end was also a massive gut punch, even though not every episode has ended on a happy note yet, I did not think the Centipeetle would get stabbed by an icicle.

Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem: I'm pleasantly surprised by how well-crafted this whole season has been, and this two-part finale is easily the best episode of the bunch. It's packed with big lore reveals, from Lapis's debut, to the reveal of Garnet's eyes, to the show's scope expanding to outer space, but the biggest shock was the fact that all the monsters the Gems have been taking were corrupted gems. Lapis is an interesting antagonist with a compelling motivation, the big fight scene is cool especially once Steven gets his shield, and the shift in tone is incredibly effective.

Overall, Steven Universe's first half of its first season is an incredibly slow start for the series and it takes some time to really get a grip on Steven's character, but the side cast is fantastic, the lore is interesting, and the finale is one of those types that makes the whole season better in retrospect.

2/5 Stars