Showing posts with label Star Trek. Show all posts
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Saturday, August 13, 2022

Star Trek: Overall Rankings

Now that I'm done with my Star Trek marathon, I wanted to give my overall opinions on the Star Trek series. I did also try Voyager, but I couldn't get into it and watching it felt like a slog, so I quit it around Season 4 (the Year Of Hell reset button was the final straw for me). The shows moving over to Paramount+ was the final nail in the coffin, so I decided to end things with Deep Space Nine. I do these reviews for fun, so I'm not going to push myself to watch things I don't enjoy, I already made that mistake with Dark. Besides, Deep Space Nine is awesome, so ending it there would mean I end things on a high note.

Here are my rankings of the individual series:

  1. Deep Space Nine
    • While flawed at points, DS9 is easily the most consistently strong Trek series, with a great balance of serialization and standalone episodes, a complex cast of characters, fantastic twists, and an amazing storyline in the Dominion war.
  2. The Original Series Films (I-VI)
    • With the exception of TFF, these films were fantastic and varied. They flesh out the Original Series cast, boast amazing effects, and have a sense of scale and gravitas (TVH excluded) that helped them leave a really big impact on me.
  3. The Next Generation
    • The character work, consistency, and writing is a vast improvement over TOS, and Seasons 3-6 are fantastic, but the executive meddling really shows at times and the campy and poorly-aged elements feel more egregious given when it aired.
  4. The Kelvin Timeline Films (09-Beyond)
    • These films feel more like standard blockbusters at times, but the rebooted cast is great, the action is fantastic, and Beyond is still one of my favorite Star Trek films. These are all good films, whether or not they are good Trek films is up to debate.
  5. The Original Series
    • At its best, TOS is a groundbreaking and ambitious classic with some truly fantastic episodes of television. At its worst, TOS is campy, it poorly aged, it neglected its cast, and its budget issues in the second half showed.
  6. The Next Generation Films
    • First Contact was fantastic, one of the best Trek films ever. Generations, Nemesis, and Insurrection on the other hand were flawed, and these films lacked the sense of identity that the Original Series films had.
  7. Voyager (at least what I've seen of it)
    • While I liked some of the characters (Janeway, Seven, Doctor) and there were some alright episodes (Tuvix was solid), Voyager just felt so watered down. It continuously failed to live up to its potential and settled for just being mediocre, culminating in the stupid decision to compress what seemed like an awesome seasonal arc into a non-canon two-parter.

Here's my ranking of each individual Star Trek season:

  1. Deep Space Nine: Season 6 (5/5)
  2. Deep Space Nine: Season 4 (5/5)
  3. The Next Generation: Season 3 (5/5)
  4. The Next Generation: Season 6 (4/5)
  5. Deep Space Nine: Season 5 (4/5)
  6. The Original Series: Season 1 (4/5)
  7. The Next Generation: Season 4 (4/5)
  8. Deep Space Nine: Season 3 (4/5)
  9. The Original Series: Season 2 (3/5)
  10. The Next Generation: Season 5 (3/5)
  11. Deep Space Nine: Season 7 (3/5)
  12. Deep Space Nine: Season 2 (3/5)
  13. Deep Space Nine: Season 1 (3/5)
  14. The Next Generation: Season 7 (2/5)
  15. The Next Generation: Season 2 (2/5)
  16. The Next Generation: Season 1 (1/5)
  17. The Original Series: Season 3 (1/5)

Here's my ranking of all the Star Trek finales:

  1. The Best Of Both Worlds (TNG: Season 3)
  2. Call To Arms (DS9: Season 5)
  3. Redemption (TNG: Season 4)
  4. What You Leave Behind (DS9: Season 7)
  5. In The Hands Of The Prophets (DS9: Season 1)
  6. Tears Of The Prophets (DS9: Season 6)
  7. All Good Things (TNG: Season 7)
  8. The Jem'Hadar (DS9: Season 2)
  9. Broken Link (DS9: Season 4)
  10. Descent (TNG: Season 6)
  11. The Adversary (DS9: Season 3)
  12. Time's Arrow (TNG: Season 5)
  13. The Neutral Zone (TNG: Season 1)
  14. Operation: Annihilate! (TOS: Season 1)
  15. Assignment: Earth (TOS: Season 2)
  16. Turnabout Intruder (TOS: Season 3)
  17. Shades Of Grey (TNG: Season 2)
Here's my Top 10 episodes in the whole franchise:
  1. In The Pale Moonlight (DS9)
  2. The Trouble With Tribbles (TOS)
  3. Far Beyond The Stars (DS9)
  4. Lower Decks (TNG)
  5. The Doomsday Machine (TOS)
  6. Trials And Tribble-ations (DS9)
  7. Darmok (TNG)
  8. Sacrifice Of Angels (DS9)
  9. The Best Of Both Worlds (TNG)
  10. Duet (DS9)
And my Top 10 least favorite episodes in the franchise:
  1. Shades Of Grey (TNG)
  2. Turnabout Invader (TOS)
  3. Threshold (VOY) - I saw it, and it was just as bad as I feared it would be
  4. Code Of Honor (TNG)
  5. The Way To Eden (TOS)
  6. Profit And Lace (DS9)
  7. The Paradise Syndrome (TOS)
  8. The Outcast (TNG)
  9. Sub Rosa (TNG)
  10. The Omega Glory (TOS)
And for fun, my Top 10 species:
  1. Cardassians
  2. Klingons
  3. Trill
  4. Vulcans
  5. Tribbles
  6. Borg
  7. Romulans
  8. Changelings
  9. Vidiians
  10. Tholians

Episode Rankings: Star Trek Deep Space Nine

Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek, hands down. It's easily the most consistently strong of the bunch, its characters are the most complex and fleshed-out, and the serialized series-wide narrative is expertly crafted. It also helps that this is the only Star Trek series to not really have any weak seasons, it starts good and just keeps getting better throughout. Here's my ranking of its episodes: 

  1. In The Pale Moonlight (S6.19)
  2. Far Beyond The Stars (S6.13)
  3. Trials And Tribble-ations (S5.06)
  4. Sacrifice Of Angels (S6.06)
  5. Duet (S1.19)
  6. The Die Is Cast (S3.21)
  7. The Way Of The Warrior: Part 2 (S4.02)
  8. Call To Arms (S5.26)
  9. The Siege Of AR-558 (S7.08)
  10. To The Death (S4.23)
  11. Rocks And Shoals (S6.02)
  12. Past Tense: Part 2 (S3.12)
  13. By Inferno's Light (S5.15)
  14. Whispers (S2.14)
  15. Waltz (S6.11)
  16. What You Leave Behind: Part 1 (S7.25)
  17. Paradise Lost (S4.12)
  18. Inquisition (S6.18)
  19. In The Hands Of The Prophets (S1.20)
  20. Improbable Cause (S3.20)
  21. The Way Of The Warrior: Part 1 (S4.01)
  22. Crossover (S2.23)
  23. Children Of Time (S5.22)
  24. The Visitor (S4.03)
  25. Tears Of The Prophets (S6.26)
  26. The Search: Part 1 (S3.01)
  27. Hard Time (S4.19)
  28. In The Cards (S5.25)
  29. Blood Oath (S2.19)
  30. Behind The Lines (S6.04)
  31. The Siege (S2.03)
  32. Rejoined (S4.06)
  33. Apocalypse Rising (S5.01)
  34. What You Leave Behind: Part 2 (S7.26)
  35. Past Tense: Part 1 (S3.11)
  36. In Purgatory's Shadow (S5.14)
  37. The Jem'Hadar (S2.26)
  38. Homefront (S4.11)
  39. It's Only A Paper Moon (S7.10)
  40. Little Green Men (S4.08)
  41. Civil Defense (S3.07)
  42. The Wire (S2.22)
  43. Tacking Into The Wind (S7.22)
  44. A Time To Stand (S6.01)
  45. For The Cause (S4.22)
  46. The Magnificent Ferengi (S6.10)
  47. Necessary Evil (S2.08)
  48. Take Me Out To The Holosuite (S7.04)
  49. Broken Link (S4.26)
  50. Favor The Bold (S6.05)
  51. The Search: Part 2 (S3.02)
  52. Empok Nor (S5.24)
  53. Dax (S1.08)
  54. Through The Looking Glass (S3.19)
  55. Doctor Bashir, I Presume (S5.16)
  56. Hippocratic Oath (S4.04)
  57. The Ship (S5.02)
  58. The Changing Face Of Evil (S7.20)
  59. One Little Ship (S6.14)
  60. Second Skin (S3.05)
  61. Cardassians (S2.05)
  62. Heart Of Stone (S3.14)
  63. The Sound Of Her Voice (S6.25)
  64. The Begotten (S5.12)
  65. Our Man Bashir (S4.10)
  66. Soldiers Of The Empire (S5.21)
  67. The Maquis: Part 2 (S2.21)
  68. Accession (S4.17)
  69. Valiant (S6.22)
  70. Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges (S7.16)
  71. Starship Down (S4.07)
  72. Defiant (S3.09)
  73. Things Past (S5.08)
  74. The House Of Quark (S3.03)
  75. Homecoming (S2.01)
  76. Armaggedon Game (S2.13)
  77. Past Prologue (S1.03)
  78. The Adversary (S3.26)
  79. You Are Cordially Invited (S6.07)
  80. When It Rains (S7.21)
  81. Rapture (S5.10)
  82. Indescretion (S4.05)
  83. Body Parts (S4.25)
  84. Tribunal (S2.25)
  85. Honor Among Thieves (S6.15)
  86. Treachery, Faith And The Great River (S7.06)
  87. The Forsaken (S1.17)
  88. Blaze Of Glory (S5.23)
  89. Return To Grace (S4.14)
  90. Visionary (S3.17)
  91. Shattered Mirror (S4.20)
  92. Emissary: Part 1 (S1.01)
  93. The Dogs Of War (S7.24)
  94. Sons And Daughters (S6.03)
  95. For The Uniform (S5.13)
  96. The Abandoned (S3.06)
  97. Progress (S1.15)
  98. Chimera (S7.14)
  99. The Assignment (S5.05)
  100. Destiny (S3.15)
  101. The Maquis: Part 1 (S2.20)
  102. Bar Association (S4.16)
  103. Battle Lines (S1.13)
  104. Change Of Heart (S6.16)
  105. Covenant (S7.09)
  106. The Quickening (S4.24)
  107. The Circle (S2.02)
  108. Strange Bedfellows (S7.19)
  109. Babel (S1.05)
  110. Who Mourns For Morn? (S6.12)
  111. Afterimage (S7.03)
  112. The Sword Of Kahless (S4.09)
  113. Life Support (S3.13)
  114. The Collaborator (S2.24)
  115. Facets (S3.25)
  116. Rules Of Engagement (S4.18)
  117. Profit And Loss (S2.18)
  118. Business As Usual (S5.18)
  119. Invasive Procedures (S2.04)
  120. Emissary: Part 2 (S1.02)
  121. Explorers (S3.22)
  122. Penumbra (S7.17)
  123. Statistical Probabilities (S6.09)
  124. Shadowplay (S2.16)
  125. Crossfire (S4.13)
  126. Once More Unto The Breach (S7.07)
  127. His Way (S6.20)
  128. Image In The Sand (S7.01)
  129. The Alternate (S2.12)
  130. The Darkness And The Light (S5.11)
  131. Badda-Bing, Badda-Bing (S7.15)
  132. Equilibrium (S3.04)
  133. Wrongs Darker Than Death Or Night (S6.17)
  134. Vortex (S1.12)
  135. Sons Of Mogh (S4.15)
  136. Ties Of Blood And Water (S5.19)
  137. A Man Alone (S1.04)
  138. Time's Orphan (S6.24)
  139. Nor The Battle To The Strong (S5.04)
  140. Shakaar (S3.24)
  141. If Wishes Were Horses (S1.16)
  142. Til Death Do Us Part (S7.18)
  143. The Reckoning (S6.21)
  144. Playing God (S2.17)
  145. The Ascent (S5.09)
  146. Field Of Fire (S7.13)
  147. Captive Pursuit (S1.06)
  148. Second Sight (S2.09)
  149. Dramatis Personae (S1.18)
  150. Extreme Measures (S7.23)
  151. Resurrection (S6.08)
  152. Prodigal Daughter (S7.11)
  153. Looking For Par'Mach In All The Wrong Places (S5.03)
  154. Paradise (S2.15)
  155. The Nagus (S1.11)
  156. Shadows And Symbols (S7.02)
  157. Sanctuary (S2.10)
  158. Q-Less (S1.07)
  159. A Simple Investigation (S5.17)
  160. Family Business (S3.23)
  161. Chrysalis (S7.05)
  162. Melora (S2.06)
  163. Distant Voices (S3.18)
  164. The Passenger (S1.09)
  165. Meridian (S3.08)
  166. The Storyteller (S1.14)
  167. Prophet Motive (S3.16)
  168. Rivals (S2.11)
  169. The Muse (S4.21)
  170. Move Along Home (S1.10)
  171. Fascination (S3.10)
  172. Rules Of Acquisition (S2.07)
  173. The Emperor's New Cloak (S7.12)
  174. Ferengi Love Songs (S5.20)
  175. Let He Who Is Without Sin (S5.07)
  176. Profit And Lace (S6.23)

Episode Rankings: Star Trek The Next Generation

Everyone knows the story behind Star Trek: The Next Generation at this point. The sequel series to Star Trek that had a very rough first two seasons, but stuck it through enough that by its third season, it had completely surpassed its predcessor. Seasons 3-6 of TNG are fantastic, some of the best sci-fi television out there. At its best, this show is full of high concepts, thought-provoking themes, memorable characters and species, and all-timer episodes of television. Here's my ranking of its episodes:

  1. Lower Decks (S7.15)
  2. Darmok (S5.02)
  3. Chain Of Command: Part 2 (S6.11)
  4. The Best Of Both Worlds (S3.26)
  5. The Inner Light (S5.25)
  6. The Measure Of A Man (S2.09)
  7. Tapestry (S6.15)
  8. Reunion (S4.07)
  9. I, Borg (S5.23)
  10. Q Who (S2.16)
  11. Family (S4.02)
  12. Parallels (S7.11)
  13. Yesterday's Enterprise (S3.15)
  14. The Drumhead (S4.21)
  15. Deja Q (S3.13)
  16. Redemption (S4.26)
  17. Sarek (S3.23)
  18. Unification: Part 2 (S5.08)
  19. Cause And Effect (S5.18)
  20. All Good Things: Part 2 (S7.26)
  21. The Survivors (S3.03)
  22. Relics (S6.04)
  23. Sins Of The Father (S3.17)
  24. Frame Of Mind (S6.21)
  25. The Wounded (S4.12)
  26. Starship Mine (S6.18)
  27. Conspiracy (S1.25)
  28. Chain Of Command: Part 1 (S6.10)
  29. The Enemy (S3.07)
  30. The Best Of Both Worlds: Part 2 (S4.01)
  31. The Most Toys (S3.22)
  32. Ship In A Bottle (S6.12)
  33. First Contact (S4.15)
  34. The Defector (S3.10)
  35. All Good Things: Part 1 (S7.25)
  36. The Chase (S6.20)
  37. The Pegasus (S7.12)
  38. Who Watches The Watchers (S3.04)
  39. Data's Day (S4.11)
  40. Unification: Part 1 (S5.08)
  41. Face Of The Enemy (S6.14)
  42. Timescape (S6.25)
  43. The Ensigns Of Command (S3.02)
  44. Preemptive Strike (S7.24)
  45. Skin Of Evil (S1.23)
  46. The First Duty (S5.19)
  47. A Matter Of Honor (S2.08)
  48. Redemption: Part 2 (S5.01)
  49. Elementary, Dear Data (S2.03)
  50. The Next Phase (S5.24)
  51. Coming Of Age (S1.19)
  52. Peak Performance (S2.21)
  53. Disaster (S5.05)
  54. Schisms (S6.05)
  55. Brothers (S4.03)
  56. Hollow Pursuits (S3.21)
  57. In Mind's Eye (S4.24)
  58. Lessons (S6.19)
  59. Clues (S4.14)
  60. The Offspring (S3.16)
  61. Time Squared (S2.13)
  62. Remember Me (S4.05)
  63. Heart Of Glory (S1.20)
  64. Where No One Has Gone Before (S1.06)
  65. Evolution (S3.01)
  66. True Q (S6.06)
  67. Ensign Ro (S5.03)
  68. Descent (S6.26)
  69. Time's Arrow: Part 2 (S6.01)
  70. Half A Life (S4.22)
  71. Phantasms (S7.06)
  72. Power Play (S5.15)
  73. The Bonding (S3.05)
  74. Future Imperfect (S4.08)
  75. Time's Arrow (S5.26)
  76. The Emissary (S2.20)
  77. Birthright: Part 1 (S6.16)
  78. The Nth Degree (S4.19)
  79. Descent: Part 2 (S7.01)
  80. A Matter Of Time (S5.09)
  81. The Schizoid Man (S2.06)
  82. The Hunted (S3.11)
  83. Suspicions (S6.22)
  84. The Icarus Factor (S2.14)
  85. Second Chances (S6.24)
  86. A Matter Of Perspective (S3.14)
  87. Realm Of Fear (S6.02)
  88. Conundrum (S5.14)
  89. Attached (S7.09)
  90. Legacy (S4.06)
  91. Datalore (S1.13)
  92. Allegiance (S3.18)
  93. Qpid (S4.20)
  94. Contagion (S2.11)
  95. The Game (S5.06)
  96. Inheritance (S7.10)
  97. The Loss (S4.10)
  98. Loud As A Whisper (S2.05)
  99. Booby Trap (S3.06)
  100. A Fistful Of Datas (S6.08)
  101. The Arsenal Of Freedom (S1.21)
  102. Tin Man (S3.20)
  103. Silicon Avatar (S5.04)
  104. Gambit: Part 2 (S7.05)
  105. Identity Crisis (S4.18)
  106. Genesis (S7.19)
  107. Pen Pals (S2.15)
  108. The Neutral Zone (S1.26)
  109. The Masterpiece Society (S5.13)
  110. In Theory (S4.25)
  111. Manhunt (S2.19)
  112. Thine Own Self (S7.16)
  113. Rightful Heir (S6.23)
  114. Final Mission (S4.09)
  115. Transfigurations (S3.25)
  116. We'll Always Have Paris (S1.24)
  117. Samaritan Snare (S2.17)
  118. The High Ground (S3.12)
  119. Liasons (S7.02)
  120. Haven (S1.11)
  121. Hero Worship (S5.11)
  122. Journey's End (S7.20)
  123. The Child (S2.01)
  124. Night Terrors (S4.17)
  125. Gambit: Part 1 (S7.04)
  126. The Battle (S1.09)
  127. Lonely Among Us (S1.07)
  128. The Vengeance Factor (S3.09)
  129. Suddenly Human (S4.04)
  130. The Dauphin (S2.10)
  131. When The Bough Breaks (S1.17)
  132. Eye Of The Beholder (S7.18)
  133. Birthright: Part 2 (S6.17)
  134. The Big Goodbye (S1.12)
  135. Captain's Holiday (S3.19)
  136. Imaginary Friend (S5.22)
  137. Devil's Due (S4.13)
  138. The Quality Of Life (S6.09)
  139. Symbiosis (S1.22)
  140. Interface (S7.03)
  141. New Ground (S5.10)
  142. Hide And Q (S1.10)
  143. Where Silence Has Lease (S2.02)
  144. Dark Page (S7.07)
  145. Ethics (S5.16)
  146. Firstborn (S7.21)
  147. 11001001 (S1.15)
  148. Emergence (S7.23)
  149. Cost Of Living (S5.20)
  150. Encounter At Farpoint: Part 2 (S1.02)
  151. Unnatural Selection (S2.07)
  152. Homeward (S7.13)
  153. The Price (S3.08)
  154. The Host (S4.23)
  155. The Last Outpost (S1.05)
  156. Man Of The People (S6.03)
  157. Violations (S5.12)
  158. The Naked Now (S1.03)
  159. The Royale (S2.12)
  160. Force Of Nature (S7.09)
  161. The Perfect Mate (S5.21)
  162. Home Soil (S1.18)
  163. Encounter At Farpoint: Part 1 (S1.01)
  164. Bloodlines (S7.22)
  165. Too Short A Season (S1.16)
  166. The Outrageous Okona (S2.04)
  167. Aquiel (S6.13)
  168. Galaxy's Child (S4.16)
  169. Menage A Troi (S3.24)
  170. Masks (S7.17)
  171. Rascals (S6.07)
  172. Up The Long Ladder (S2.18)
  173. Justice (S1.08)
  174. Angel One (S1.14)
  175. Sub Rosa (S7.14)
  176. The Outcast (S5.17)
  177. Code Of Honor (S1.04)
  178. Shades Of Gray (S2.22)

Friday, June 24, 2022

Episode Rankings: Star Trek The Original Series

Star Trek: The Original Series is the oldest TV series I've ever reviewed and probably the oldest one I will ever review, which only begs the question of: Is it still worth watching today? Personally, I think it's absolutely worth watching. The Original Series has plenty of all-time great episodes of television, and while about a third of TOS is dated and probably even offensive, a large chunk of the show is also impressively relevant today. But the thing that's aged the best is the fantastic chemistry between its main trio, which shines through even in the worst of episodes. Not to mention the movies are (mostly) amazing too, offering some of the best that Trek has to offer. Here's my ranking of the episodes and movies of The Original Series:

  1. The Trouble With Tribbles (S2.15)
  2. The Doomsday Machine (S2.06)
  3. The Undiscovered Country (Movie 4)
  4. Wrath Of Khan (Movie 2)
  5. The City On The Edge Of Forever (S1.28)
  6. Mirror, Mirror (S2.04)
  7. All Our Yesterdays (S3.23)
  8. The Corbomite Maneuver (S1.10)
  9. Amok Time (S2.01)
  10. The Naked Time (S1.04)
  11. A Piece Of The Action (S2.17)
  12. Space Seed (S1.22)
  13. Balance Of Terror (S1.14)
  14. The Ultimate Computer (S2.24)
  15. The Enterprise Incident (S3.02)
  16. Tomorrow Is Yesterday (S1.19)
  17. The Tholian Web (S3.09)
  18. The Devil In The Dark (S1.25)
  19. The Voyage Home (Movie 4)
  20. Journey To Babel (S2.10)
  21. Shore Leave (S1.15)
  22. By Any Other Name (S2.22)
  23. Return To Tomorrow (S2.20)
  24. The Menagerie: Part 1 (S1.11)
  25. Errand Of Mercy (S1.26)
  26. The Changeling (S2.03)
  27. The Search For Spock (Movie 3)
  28. The Squire Of Gothos (S1.17)
  29. Spectre Of The Gun (S3.06)
  30. The Immunity Syndrome (S2.18)
  31. The Enemy Within (S1.05)
  32. A Taste Of Armageddon (S1.23)
  33. The Savage Curtain (S3.22)
  34. Obsession (S2.13)
  35. The Menagerie: Part 2 (S1.12)
  36. The Mark Of Gideon (S3.16)
  37. The Motion Picture (Movie 1)
  38. The Galileo Seven (S1.16)
  39. Is There In Truth No Beauty? (S3.05)
  40. A Private Little War (S2.19)
  41. Arena (S1.18)
  42. Day Of The Dove (S3.07)
  43. Spock's Brain (S3.01) - So bad, it's amazing
  44. The Return Of The Archons (S1.21)
  45. Catspaw (S2.07)
  46. Let That Be Your Last Battlefield (S3.15)
  47. This Side Of Paradise (S1.24)
  48. Where No Man Has Gone Before (S1.03)
  49. Operation: Annihilate! (S1.29)
  50. That Which Survives (S3.17)
  51. Dagger Of The Mind (S1.09)
  52. Whom Gods Destroy (S3.14)
  53. Wink Of An Eye (S3.11)
  54. The Conscience Of The King (S1.13)
  55. The Lights Of Zetar (S3.18)
  56. Bread And Circuses (S2.25)
  57. For The World Is Hollow And I Have Touched The Sky (S3.08)
  58. Court Martial (S1.20)
  59. The Deadly Years (S2.12)
  60. I, Mudd (S2.08)
  61. Charlie X (S1.02)
  62. The Apple (S2.05)
  63. What Are Little Girls Made Of? (S1.07)
  64. Plato's Stepchildren (S3.10)
  65. Who Mourns For Adonais? (S2.02)
  66. Friday's Child (S2.11)
  67. The CLoud Minders (S3.21)
  68. Metamorphosis (S2.09)
  69. The Man Trap (S1.01)
  70. The Empath (S3.12)
  71. Miri (S1.08)
  72. The Gamesters Of Triskelion (S2.16)
  73. Requiem Of Methuselah (S3.19)
  74. The Alternative Factor (S1.27)
  75. Assignment: Earth (S2.26)
  76. And The Children Shall Lead (S3.04)
  77. Wolf In The Fold (S2.14)
  78. Elaan Of Troyius (S3.13)
  79. Patterns Of Force (S2.21)
  80. Mudd's Women (S1.06)
  81. The Final Frontier (Movie 5)
  82. The Omega Glory (S2.23)
  83. The Paradise Syndrome (S3.03)
  84. The Way To Eden (S3.20)
  85. Turnabout Intruder (S3.24)

Sunday, November 21, 2021

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 7)

Deep Space Nine's seventh and final season has the difficult task of resolving the Dominion war and tying up all of the character arcs in a satisfying manner, and it mostly succeeded... at least when the prophets aren't involved.

Season 7 of DS9 is tasked with tying up all of the storylines for the series, and what ensues is a season that is incredibly serialized, culminating in an impressive (if a bit drawn out) ten-episode-arc at the end of the season. This season is mostly focused around two storylines, the end of the Dominion war, and the conflict between the Prophets and Pah-Wraiths. As always, the former storyline is fantastic, between Damar defecting from the Dominion, the virus that seems to be killing all of the Changelings, and the reintroduction of the terrifying Breen. However, what drags down this season for me is the Prophet stuff. Aside from me just not wanting this sort of mystical stuff in my science fiction show (I had a similar problem with Lost's final season), it all just felt a bit contrived. I think the premiere where we learn the prophets merged with Sisko's mother to ensure his birth (sounds kinda rapey, not gonna lie) soured me on the plot as a whole, but it doesn't help that everything related to the Prophets and Pah-Wraiths were so relentlessly boring.

Being the final season, the characters needed to finally reach the end of their character arcs, and there was some really good stuff here. The conflict within the Klingon empire that forced Worf to kill Gowron, Odo dealing with his identity as a Changeling and how it alienates him from the rest of Starfleet, Nog losing his leg, Bashir looking into Section 31, and especially Kira assisting with Damar's revolt. I think most of the characters got a satisfying ending by the series finale. This season also introduces Jadzia's successor, Ezri Dax. Believe it or not, I actually liked Ezri, and I think she's a much more interesting character than Jadzia, whose character arc was just loving Klingons. I liked that she was completely unprepared to have the Dax symbiont, and had to deal with readjusting to the station. However, there was some character stuff that just didn't work for me, such as Sisko's arc about the Prophets telling him to break it off with Kasidy, Dukat trying to bring Winn over the Pah-Wraiths side, and the annoying love triangle between Ezri, Worf, and Bashir.

When focused on the Dominion war, this season did put out some pretty great episodes:

The Siege Of AR-558: This was such a unique episode from Star Trek. DS9 has been doing a great job with dodging the glorification of war, but The Siege Of AR-558 really hits you over the head with the fact that war sucks! The gunfights in this episode are some of the most complex in the series, but they're also the most brutal, with many characters either dying or coming close to dying. It's also not a simple one-off, as Nog loses his leg in a shocking twist. My only issue with the episode is that it can be literally dark, as in it's really hard to see what's going on sometimes.

It's Only A Paper Moon: Look, I don't like Vic Fontaine at all, he sticks out in DS9 like a sore thumb. However, I do like how he was utilized in this episode, which does a great job of exploring Nog's PTSD after losing his leg in the previous highlight. It's a great buildup to a fantastic final few minutes, and Nog finally opening up kinda got to me. I'm still impressed that, when all is said and done, a Ferengi became one of my favorite characters.

The Final Ten Episodes: While I still prefer the story arc that opened Season 6, this was a really impressive undertaking for DS9 that at least ended the series on a truly ambitious note.

  Tacking Into The Wind: While this arc had some big turning points like the destruction of the Defiant, the most effective surprise for me was Worf killing Gowron and having Martok take his place. It doesn't just feel like a big moment in DS9, but in all of Star Trek given all the time I've spent with the Klingon empire since the first season of The Next Generation.

  What You Leave Behind: While I liked All Good Things for what it was, there's definitely something special about having a series finale that resolves a big serialized storyline such as the Dominion war. Not everything in What You Leave Behind worked perfectly (that whole fire caves sequence kinda sucked), but between the big final battle, plenty of strong character moments, cute flashback montage, and generally satisfying ending, I'd say this is a worthy series finale for Deep Space Nine.

But of course, you can't have a season of Star Trek without at least one bad episode, and of course it's a Ferengi one:

The Emperor's New Cloak: I've actually been enjoying the yearly Mirror Universe episodes, but for what was supposed to be the last installment in DS9, this was a massive disappointment. The Mirror Universe characters were already cartoony, but add in the Ferengi (and a bizarre Vic Fontaine cameo), and this episode just crosses the line for me. It's also a shame that DS9's second wlw kiss seemed a lot more exploitative.

Overall, Season 7 of DS9 is absolutely one of the most ambitious seasons in all of Star Trek and does a really great job of ending the series on a satisfying note. However, the prophets stuff is pretty bad and the season as a whole does feel a bit weaker coming off of the fantastic Seasons 4-6.

3/5 Stars


My ranking of the Deep Space Nine's seasons is:

6 > 4 > 5 > 3 > 2 > 7 > 1

My ranking of the Deep Space Nine's finales is:

5 > 1 > 7 > 6 > 2 > 4 > 3

My Top 5 episodes of Deep Space Nine are:

  1. In The Pale Moonlight
  2. Far Beyond The Stars
  3. Trials And Tribble-ations
  4. Sacrifice Of Angels
  5. Duet

Notice how many of them are from Season 6.

And my Top 5 least favorite episodes of Deep Space Nine are:

  1. Profit And Lace
  2. Let He Who Is Without Sin
  3. Ferengi Love Songs
  4. The Emperor's New Cloak
  5. Rules Of Acquisition
Notice how many of them are Ferengi episodes.

Thursday, November 18, 2021

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 6)

Season 6 of Deep Space Nine is the best season of Star Trek to date. An impressive lineup of some of the franchise's finest episodes and a massive step forward in the Dominion War, it'll be hard to top this one.

Season 6 starts with one of the best stretches of episodes in the franchise so far, a six-episode-arc about the crew trying to take back DS9 after it was occupied by the Dominion at the end of Season 5. It's an ambitious and fantastic storyline that's filled to the brim with impactful moments, satisfying payoffs, and a lot of action. The start of this season feels like such an important event, and it's great to see the characters team up to fight a major threat. These six episodes are mostly split into two storylines, one being about the Federation and Klingons fighting in the war and the other being about the members of the crew still at DS9. I love how the former subplot (and most of this season) focuses on how exhausting war can be, but the DS9 storyline is definitely my favorite of the two. Watching Kira, Odo, Quark, and the others try to survive during the Cardassian occupation is incredibly tense and scary. Pretty much every character has their own individual arc as well, from Odo facing the temptation to join the Great Link, to Quark turning from a fairly neutral opportunist to a genuine anti-hero.

Thankfully, as good as the start of the Dominion war, the rest of the season didn't struggle to live up to that amazing start. Even with DS9 back in the hands of the good guys, the war never really lets up, as shown in episodes like One Little Ship and In The Pale Moonlight. There are also a bunch of running storylines throughout the season such as Gul Dukat's descent into madness, Sisko's pact with the prophets, the ongoing Dominion war, and Worf and Dax adjusting to marriage, all of which pay off in the finale.  I will admit that the season takes some pretty big swings that I don't quite love, like Gul Dukat going full omnicidal maniac, the increasing focus on the prophets, and Jadzia's death, but I at least understand them. Dukat spiraling into madness after losing pretty much everything in the opening arc is natural, the prophets have been a focus for the whole series and could lead to some interesting discussions on religion, and the crew having to deal with a new Dax is an intriguing prospect. And even if some of the twists this season could have been a bit better executed, it doesn't detract from the fact that, aside from one unfortunate outing, Season 6 has the best lineup of episodes out of any season in the franchise. Not only are its high points some of the highest in Star Trek to date, there's a lot of them.

There were so many amazing episodes this season, but these were the highlights:

The First Six Episodes: As mentioned above, this entire arc was absolutely fantastic, but these episodes were particularly notable:

  Rocks And Shoals: The best part of this episode for me was definitely Kira's subplot, where she realizes that she's been complacent to the Cardassians after what is probably the most shocking moment in the series to date. When I went into this show, I absolutely did not expect to see a Bajoran hang herself inside the Promenade.

  Behind The Lines: I like how the subplot of Dax's mission is entirely from the perspective of Sisko, really capturing that fear of someone you care about leaving to risk their life and not knowing if they'd come back. I also loved Quark admitting that he does care about the "hew-mons", as well as the intense fight between Kira and Odo at the end of the episode.

  Sacrifice Of Angels: This was a truly satisfying end to the occupation arc, bringing everything to a great close. The big space battle managed to top Way Of The Warrior in sheer scale and scope, Quark and Odo finding ways to redeem themselves was great, and Sisko's pact with the prophets is one of the best Deus Ex Machinas ever (probably because it's more of a Chekhov's Gun). But the highlight for me was those last few minutes, with Ziyal's heartbreaking death being one of the most shocking and crushing moments in the series. There have been a few major character deaths in Trek at this point, but I think Ziyal's was one of the better ones.

Waltz: I'll always prefer the more charismatic Dukat we got in Seasons 1-5, but I can't deny that this episode is an absolutely fantastic depiction of his descent into madness. It's basically just a two-act play between Sisko and Dukat, held together by their fantastic acting and the sharp writing. Dukat's big rant against the Bajorans was just stunning.

Far Beyond The Stars: Many TV shows tried to write an episode dealing with the topic of racism, and the results can range from emotionally impactful to ham-fisted and hollow. Far Beyond The Stars falls squarely in the former, a powerful episode about racism that surprised me with how raw it is. There's no allegories, no subtleties, it's just real life. The difficulties with Benny putting his story into his magazine, Jimmy's death and Benny getting beat up by the police just for being emotional about it, the breakdown near the end where Benny/Sisko screams "I am a human being, damn it!", there's no sugar-coating here at all. But despite all of that, Far Beyond The Stars is pretty damn idealistic, with a message about never giving up the fight that applies to not just racism, but sexism, homophobia, transphobia, antisemitism, islamophobia, and any other sort of injustice in the world. Far Beyond The Stars is a mission statement for how the idealistic all-accepting future of Star Trek can be our future. Oh, and it was also really cool to see the cast without their makeup on.

Inquisition: There has always been something off about Starfleet. Even in the original series, I was never able to believe that they were as perfect and squeaky clean as I thought they'd be, especially given how often they came at odds with Kirk. So the reveal that the Federation has an "Obsidian Order" of their own called Section 31 was really exciting, as we got to see a completely different side of Starfleet. Outside of the reveal, though, this was a pretty harrowing episode that gave me a lot of "Whispers" vibes.

In The Pale Moonlight: It's hard to overstate just how big of a Star Trek episode this one is. Star Trek captains feel like they're supposed to be paragons of morality, always doing what is right no matter the cost, but this episode follows Sisko doing the absolute opposite. He bribes Quark, forges a Dominion meeting, and is ultimately an accessory to murder. By the end of the episode, Sisko did what he wanted to do, he got the Romulans to join their side of the war, but it just doesn't feel like a victory. And what's truly genius about this episode is the ending, and how you don't know whether or not Sisko feels truly guilty. Can he deal with it? Or is he just telling himself that?

Tears Of The Prophets: While not as massive as Call To Arms, this was a really impressive and ambitious season finale. After being on the defensive all season, it was awesome to see the Federation finally land a big blow on the Dominion, and the ensuing space battle was fantastic. Sisko's decision between Emissary and Captain was great too, especially since he made the wrong choice and caused the wormhole to shut down. And while the Jadzia stuff could have been a bit better executed, the sheer amount of exciting plot developments set up for Season 7 still left me satisfied with this finale.

While I loved most of this season, there was one especially bad episode that dragged it down just a bit:

Profit And Lace: I've figured it out! The bad Ferengi episodes are the ones where the Nagus appears! At first, I just thought it was the ones that don't involve just Quark, Rom, and Nog, but the Magnificent Ferengi was fantastic. On the other hand, Nagus Zek is an incredibly irritating character, and his appearance tends to bring in more annoying Ferengi. But while this could have just been your standard "bad Ferengi episode" like Rules Of Acquisition and Ferengi Love Songs, it just so happens to be entirely built around the "man in drag is funny" joke. It's so bizarre because the whole point of Profit And Lace is about Ferengi society trying to distance itself from its misogynistic culture, but it just so happens to be the most misogynistic (and also homo/transphobic) episode in DS9. Talk about missing the mark!

Overall, this isn't a perfect season. Not all of its twists are the best and Profit And Lace is pretty awful. However, Season 6 is as good as a Star Trek season has ever gotten, with a fantastic opening arc, an amazing sense of ambition, and a great collection of some of the best episodes in the franchise.

5/5 Stars

Monday, November 15, 2021

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 5)

Coming after the phenomenal Season 4, DS9's fifth season isn't quite as strong or consistent, but it does a great job of finally setting the stage for the long-awaited Dominion War.

The Dominion storyline in Deep Space Nine really did take a while to get going didn't it. I remember how excited I was when the station got cleared out back in Season 3 since it felt like things were really getting real, but by the end of Season 4, the Dominion and Federation hadn't really erupted into war yet. This season, however, actually feels like progress is being made. The premiere has the crew learn Martok was the Changeling, kicking off the end of the Federation-Klingon war. Sisko faces off with Eddington in two episodes wrapping up the Maquis storyline. Odo gets used to being a human before managing to get his Changeling powers back, Kira has her (and by her I mean the O'Briens') baby, and the halfway point of the season packs the fantastic reveal that Dukat has been secretly allying with the Dominion all season. It's such an effective twist because Dukat had really been starting to feel like a part of the main cast and even kind of likable, only for him to brutally remind you that he's still a major antagonist. As a whole, this season is stuffed with satisfying and rewarding payoffs, and it makes DS9's slow burn storylines feel all the more worth it. And then the finale happens, a phenomenal episode that not only starts the Dominion war but brings all of the major subplots and character arcs from Rom and Leeta's romance to Jake's writing career to a dramatic head.

However, Season 5 did feel like a much weaker and less consistent season than the one that came before. You can tell that the writers wanted to start the war in the finale, so they decide to go as experimental as possible to fill up the season to 26 episodes, and not all of those experiments worked too well for me. For every The Ship or Trials And Tribble-ations, there was a Nor The Battle To The Strong or Ferengi Love Songs. I also feel like there were just more episodes that rubbed me the wrong way this season, like Worf's awful jealous streak in Let He Who Is Without Sin, Kira endangering Keiko's child and justifying killing children in The Darkness And The Light, and Sisko not facing consequences for poisoning a whole planet. I've always liked how DS9 is willing to depict its characters in an unsavory light, but several of Season 5's outings felt a lot more unsure about whether or not it wants you to sympathize with its characters whenever this happens, which is odd because this wasn't even in an issue in other episodes like Business As Usual, Things Past, and Children Of Time. I think that's a testament to how uneven Season 5 ended up being, though the incredibly strong last few episodes at least end it on a good note.

At its best, Season 5 has some incredibly highlights:

Apocalypse Rising: Continuing the trend of fantastic Deep Space Nine premieres, this episode is an incredibly fun heist mission as Sisko, O'Brien, a newly human Odo, and Worf infiltrate the Klingons to prove Gowron as a Changeling. Aside from just how much fun it is to watch the crew adapt to the Klingon's lifestyle, this was also a tense spy episode with a cool twist that reveals Gowron wasn't even at fault.

Trials And Tribble-ations: Trials And Tribble-ations not only marks the 30th anniversary of Star Trek, but it also marks the halfway point of my big Star Trek binge. And having seen 15 seasons of Trek (and just realizing how absolutely unimaginable that is), The Trouble With Tribbles is still my favorite episode in the franchise. The writing is so sharp, the character interactions are so entertaining, and it's one of the few TOS episodes that hasn't aged a bit since it's aired. Trials And Tribble-ations is an incredibly fun tribute episode that throws the DS9 cast into that iconic episode. This may seem like hollow fanservice and I won't say that seeing that CGI Enterprise again didn't give me all the feels, but between the fantastic digital insertion, clever and meta writing, and hilarious premise of a Tribble having a bomb in it, Trials And Tribble-ations nearly manages to top the episode it's based on.

In Purgatory's Shadow/By Inferno's Light: I already mentioned just how fantastic the Cardassia twist was, but as a whole, this was a climactic episode that rivaled some of DS9's other behemoth two-parters. We got to see one of the Jem'Hadar's internment camps, the Federation and Klingons finally make up, Bashir is revealed to have been replaced by a Changeling, and Garak learns Tain really didn't die during that big slaughter back in Season 3.

Children Of Time: This episode gave me serious TNG vibes in the best way possible. The DS9 crew faces a really compelling moral dilemma as they have to choose between killing Kira and leaving their families, and killing 6,000 people including future relatives they never knew they'd have. While the crew does have doubts, it's pretty obvious they'll choose the latter, which leads to this haunting sense of inevitability. However, one thing that stuck is Kira finally being made aware of Odo's feelings for her.

In The Cards: This was such a clever penultimate episode built around the juxtaposition between a cute Jake and Nog storyline and the looming threat of war against the Dominion. While all the drama with Kai Winn and Weyoun is great, In The Cards was surprisingly at its best when focused on the hilarious main storyline of Jake and Nog trying to get a baseball card, only to accidentally make everyone on the ship just a little bit happier.

Call Of Arms: The Best Of Both Worlds will always be the most ground-breaking Star Trek finale, but Call Of Arms surpasses it in several ways. The start of the Dominion War impacts pretty much every character in some way, and this finale does a fantastic job of balancing a slew of big character moments that give everyone something to do with some of the best space action in Trek so far. Call Of Arms demolishes the show's status quo in a massive way, but it also ends on a hopeful note asserting that Sisko knows what he's doing, and that the crew will get their station back. 

At its worst, Season 5 has some of DS9's weakest episodes yet:

Let He Who Is Without Sin: TOS and TNG have these episodes that just feel clumsy, like you can't imagine how they ever managed to get approved to air on television. Episodes like Sub Rosa, Masks, The Empath, and The Alternative Factor. DS9 has been fairly avoidant of episodes like this, but Let He Who Is Without Sin is easily the most incompetent episode in the series by a long shot. The awkward writing, Worf's irritating jealous streak, the bad costumes and effects, the horrendous attempt at being "sexy", it's all so uncharacteristically inept for DS9.

Ferengi Love Songs: I said this last review and I'll say it again, Ferengi episodes aren't good unless only Quark, Rom, and Nog are involved. Armin Shimerman can play a Ferengi and make him endearing, but he's still an exception. Not even national treasure Wallace Shawn can make the Nagus likable. I didn't even want Quark to be reaccepted into Ferengi society, they're all so annoying.

Overall, Season 5 was one of the most uneven and experimental seasons in the series, with lofty heights and low lows, but it also made sure to do right by the Dominion storyline and packed in some long-awaited payoffs.

4/5 Stars

Friday, November 12, 2021

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 4)

Season 4 starts by introducing Worf and shaving Sisko's head (among other things) in the closest thing the series had to a soft reboot, but despite all of these changes, it ended up leading to probably the best Star Trek season to date.

Continuing from the ending of Season 3, this season revolves around the reveal that as of now, anyone could be a Changeling. Interestingly enough, there aren't too many actual Changeling appearances this season, as much of the conflict is spawned from the paranoia of the characters, culminating in the Federation and Klingons breaking their alliance in a genius twist. That leads to the next big aspect of Season 4, the addition of Worf to the crew. He spends much of the season struggling to adjust to DS9, possibly mirroring many TNG fans who started watching the series upon learning Worf is now a main character. As a whole, Season 4 hasn't made too much headway on the Dominion due to all of the interspecies conflicts, but the character arcs and subplots are better than ever. Dukat had a particularly strong subplot as he has to deal with the consequences of learning he has a Bajoran half-daughter, but there's also Odo dealing with having killed a changeling, Keiko having another kid, and Rom and Nog separating themselves from Quark and the Ferengi in general.

The Ferengi was definitely the most surprising aspect of Season 4, since despite getting three Ferengi episodes, I don't think any of them were all that bad. It helps that they focused heavily on the core family of Quark, Rom, and Nog, who are definitely the most likable and developed in the species. I particularly found the comedy-driven Little Green Men to be surprisingly entertaining and well-written. I also think Sisko became a much more well-defined captain this season, though that's probably because Avery Brooks looks a lot more badass when he's bald. While I was a bit let down by last season's finale, the Season 4 finale did a much better job of maintaining a small scale while still having that finale feel, completely bringing the season full circle. In addition, Season 4 of DS9 managed to completely usurp TNG's sixth season as the most consistently strong of the series, with hardly any weak episodes whatsoever (aside from The Muse, of course). Sadly, I do think the second half of the season is generally a bit weaker than the first, but even at its worst, Season 4 manages to be pretty damn great. 

By its nature, Season 4 has a lot of potential high points, but these are my favorites:

Way Of The Warrior: The Klingons have been Federation allies for so long, it's kind of painful seeing them go back to being antagonists again. However, it did lead to one of the coolest battle sequences in the series, really showing how far Star Trek has gone from Kirk vs The Gorn. Worf joining the show works perfectly, and his character arc is some of his best material since the Klingon Civil War. Way Of The Warrior is a massive season premiere, filled with action, character work, and sweeping twists that start this season on probably the best note out of any Star Trek season.

The Visitor: The Visitor is a very different type of episode for Star Trek. It even feels kind of unfitting after the action-packed and plot-heavy Way Of The Warrior. However, this is also an incredibly well-written and emotional episode about dealing with losing a father, and it solidifies as Jake Sisko as a far more successful child character than Wes ever was. I also really liked seeing the alternate future, particularly getting to see Nog in the captain's chair.

Rejoined: Despite his role in making TNG the success that it is, the more I learn about executive producer Rick Berman, the less I like him. Notably, he seems to have vetoed pretty much every attempt at tackling LGBT themes, which is why we got the disaster that was The Outcast. And that's why Rejoined felt so big. This episode felt like a big middle finger towards Berman, an episode entirely about two women in a relationship containing the fifth lesbian kiss ever aired on TV. It also aged really well too. Even knowing the two had to break up, I'm glad Lenara wasn't abruptly killed at the end, and the fact that Lenara is perfectly willing to rekindle her relationship with Dax regardless of her not being a guy anymore is kind of progressive! It helps that even outside of the impact, Jadzia and Lenara have great chemistry and their love story feels genuine in a way that many Star Trek love stories don't.

Homefront/Paradise Lost: This was a tense and compelling two-parter about the Changeling invasion on Earth, or at least that's what it initially seemed. Homefront has a pretty great conflict where Sisko get his grandfather to take the blood test to prove he's not a Changeling, and ends on the scary shot of Earth declaring martial law. Paradise Lost, however, is even better, with the genius twist that there are only four Changelings on Earth and that most of the hysteria is manufactured for political gain. These episodes have aged really well and do a great job of exploring what happens when paranoia gets out of control.

Hard Time: Hard Time responds to a massive criticism that many people have with Star Trek, the fact that after going through situations that could have been incredibly traumatic, the characters have immediately gotten over it by the end of the episode. Hard Time is about O'Brien dealing with the trauma of spending twenty years in prison over the course of a few seconds, and it's incredibly hard to watch. I'll admit that watching O'Brien spiral can be a bit too uncomfortable at times, but the final sequence with Bashir and O'Brien is a fantastic payoff and a testament to their odd friendship.

To The Death: This is an episode about Starfleet and a Dominion team forming a shaky alliance to stop Jem'Hadar renegades, and while it ends on a big final battle, the most compelling thing about To The Death is the long buildup to said final battle. The dialogue is pointed and interesting, constantly revealing new things about the Jem'Hadar. Nearly every character gets a chance to interact with each other. And the tension slowly builds as the alliance gets shakier and shakier, which is what makes the final battle at the end of the episode so rewarding. In terms of its screenplay, this is easily one of my favorite episodes in the series, if not all of Star Trek.

As per the usual, there's also one fairly weak episode as well:

The Muse: While admittedly I do really like the Odo/Lwaxana subplot, that main storyline about Jake is just so uncomfortable. The age gap between him and Onaya is way too large for this kind of storyline to work.

Overall, Season 4 is a fantastic season that changes the status quo of DS9 for the better, with a lot of really strong episodes, great character arcs, and the few rough edges that DS9 still had being thoroughly smoothed out making for probably the best Star Trek season yet.

5/5 Stars

Tuesday, November 9, 2021

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 3)

Deep Space Nine's second season ended with the introduction of the Dominion, a new major force in the Star Trek franchise. Their appearance shakes up DS9 in some pretty big ways, but I can't help but feel the show could have done a little more.

Compared to the first two seasons and especially the rest of Star Trek, Season 3 of Deep Space Nine is incredibly plot-driven and serialized. After the Dominion showed their face in the Season 2 finale, they've pretty much become the major antagonist of this season. Even other standalone episodes have the characters bring the Dominion up, and they feel like a looming shadow over the station for all of the season, at least until they wipe out the Obsidian Order and Tal Shiar in one of the show's most effective twists to date. Unfortunately, they don't really get too much to do for a large portion of the season. As a matter of fact, the Dominion hardly does anything unless they're provoked. It's obvious DS9 is going for a slow burn so it can stay somewhat episodic, and while I like how Season 3 chronicles the slowly rising tension between them and the Alpha Quadrant, I can't help but wish it covered a bit more ground. DS9 also introduces the USS Defiant, which allows the characters to go on expeditions and missions without needing a runabout. It's a much more combat-focused ship, even including a cloaking device, but that fits this darker series a lot better. 

While the Dominion stuff is great on its own, Season 3 also does a great job with the character work. This season contains a lot of truly fantastic character arcs, from Odo dealing with the reveal that the Dominion's Founders are of his species as well as his feelings for Kira, to Nog deciding he wants to join Starfleet Academy, to Sisko getting a girlfriend. While I keep saying this with every Star Trek season, Season 3's consistency is incredibly impressive for the franchise. Outside of a few individual dips, a large portion of this season was just solid episode after solid episode. On the other hand, I don't think there were as many particular high points as some of the other seasons outside of a few notable two-parters, but the general quality was pretty solid throughout. One last thing I noticed about this season is its odd structure. Near the end of the season, we get this massive two-part episode that felt truly finale-caliber, and then we got five more episodes to tie up loose ends. And with Sisko growing a beard and a lot of the characters going through changes, it kind of felt like Season 3 had a mini, transitionary season tacked on at the very end. It's another instance of DS9 ending its seasons in some really unconventional ways that oddly work, and while not as ambitious as the near annihilation of two major galactic powers, The Adversary was still a fine enough finale.

As I mentioned, Season 3 did have some notable high points, even if they're all two-part episodes:

The Search: This was a fantastic season premiere that drastically changes the status quo of Deep Space Nine. The Defiant makes its first glorious appearance, Odo is revealed to be the same species as the Founders, and from this episode onward, Deep Space Nine starts to feels just a bit lonelier due to the increased danger the Dominion poses. I especially like Odo's character arc this episode, as he decides that his real home is on DS9 with his crew.

Past Tense: At this point, I've gotten a bit exhausted with Star Trek's time travel stories, but Past Tense unpleasantly surprised me. This is a difficult episode to watch, especially in the decade it's supposed to take place. When it first came out, Past Tense was a brutal piece of world-building that shows just hard things were in Trek's 21st century, while also touching upon the state of California in 1995. In 2021, it's shockingly prescient and a sad showcase of how some things haven't really gotten better, between the rapidly increasing amount of homeless people, the police violence and frequent protests, and a weathly elite that sits on their ass and ignores the rest of the world. This episode was made in 1995 and while not everything is accurate (mental health isn't nearly as stigmatized anymore), it captures that sense of 2020s hopelessness perfectly. Also, seeing Sisko try to replicate a movement after its leader gets accidentally killed was pretty fun.

Improbable Cause: Garak was always one of the more fascinating characters in DS9, and this episode was a pretty entertaining mystery involving his past. The entire final third with Odo and Garak confronting Enabran Tain is such a fantastic sequence, filled with great dialogue, big twists, and a cliffhanger that completely caught me off guard. How was I supposed to know this would be a full-on two-parter? It didn't have Part 1 in the name!

The Die Is Cast: Well, I didn't think Star Trek had the guts. As a continuation of Improbable Cause, this episode is fantastic, with Odo revealing he wishes he could return to the Founders, Garak getting a taste of being back in the Obsidian Order, and the Dominion predictably kicking the asses of both the Romulans and Cardassians. But what really stunned me was how it all stuck. I'm so used to the Romulans and Cardassians being the major antagonistic forces in Trek, and now they're seriously crippled, to the point of not even being a threat anymore. I think this was the episode that really sold me on the Dominion as a major villain. They're ruthless, effective, and now, we know they're smart. And to think I didn't even mention probably the best space battle in a Star Trek show to date!

And of course, there were a few weaker episodes as well:

Fascination: The Naked Now was a remake of The Naked Time where all the characters suddenly get the hots for each other. Fascination is a remake of that remake, and it makes me sad how far we've fallen from one of my favorite TOS episodes.

Prophet Motive: I actually really liked House Of Quark, so maybe it's not Ferengi episodes I don't like. Maybe it's just the Magus.

Overall, while I was hoping for a bit more progress on the Dominion arc, the stronger sense of serialization, incredibly consistent episode quality, and great character work make this the best DS9 season yet.

4/5 Stars

Saturday, November 6, 2021

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 2)

Deep Space Nine's second season does a good job of improving on the first, even if it still has its dips in quality. 

Season 2 of Deep Space Nine really has two major overarching storylines. First, there's the Bajoran election set up from the Season 1 finale. This season starts with a three-episode-long arc, a first for the Star Trek franchise, about the DS9 crew stopping a Bajoran extremist group. It's an ambitious and action-packed storyline that left me hoping for even more arcs like this down the line. Near the end of the season, we get an episode that establishes The Maquis (who would appear in TNG soon after), and an episode that resolves everything by having Winn (wait, is that a pun?!) win the election. Winn is still a fantastic and well-acted villain who gives me serious Umbridge vibes in how much more I hate her every time she appears, so I was simultaneously glad and angered to see her make more appearances this season. The other major storyline this season involves the Dominion, a powerful force in the Gamma Quadrant who everyone seems to be scared of. I love how this season planted the seeds of the Dominion in multiple standalone episodes, slowly building up the tension until we get to the fantastic season finale, where they finally reveal themselves and show just how much of a terrifying threat they are.

In terms of the characters, Season 2 does improve on a lot of missteps made in Season 1. Jake and Nog don't get nearly as much screentime as they used to, Bashir is a much more likable character, and great minor characters like Garak and Dukat get more time to shine. I do kind of miss when everyone hated each other's guts back in Season 1, but that also means it's rewarding to see the cast more comfortable with each other. Right now, the only weak link in the cast are the Ferengi, who are still very annoying and cartoonish. In terms of the episode quality, Season 2 is a bit more uneven than the first, with higher highs and lower lows. On one hand, the start of the season is fantastic with the aforementioned opening arc and classic episodes like Cardassians and Necessary Evil, and the end of the season is one of Trek's best streaks of episodes yet. On the other hand, the quality dips quite a bit in the middle of the season, with episodes that suffer from poor structures (Rivals), bizarre and annoying species (Sanctuary), wasted potential (Playing God), and one episode in particular (Paradise) feeling like an early version of Star Trek Insurrection, which can only be a bad thing if you've seen my review of that film. Still, while the middle drags, the strong start and fantastic final streak of episodes are leagues better than even Season 1 at its best.

At its best, Season 2 of DS9 has some pretty great episodes:

The Siege: While I liked the entirely of the season's opening arc, I think The Siege was the best episode of the trilogy. I love how character-focused the first third is, as everyone is preparing to fight The Circle. The titular siege is the most action-packed setpiece in DS9 to date, and everyone gets something to do. All the plot threads from the first two episodes in the arc are paid off, Li Natas has a memorable death scene, and everything wraps up on a satisfying, if a bit tidy, note.

Whispers: This was a fantastic episode, suspenseful as hell. With the focus squarely on O'Brien('s robot clone), you spend most of the episode having no idea what's going on, perfectly creating that sense of paranoia when you know you're not on the loop on something. Things just keep escalating throughout the episode until you get to that final twist, at which point everything just clicks into place.

Blood Oath: While I was watching the first half of Blood Oath, I thought this was a really good Dax episode about a bunch of Klingons. But then I realized that those bunch of Klingons was composed of antagonists from The Original Series, and suddenly Blood Oath felt so much more poignant. It dealt with revenge, premeditated murder, Dax keeping promises from her past self, rekindling your past glory, and the massive shift of the Klingon Empire since their first appearance in Errand Of Mercy.

Crossover: Mirror, Mirror was one of my favorite episodes from TOS, and it made me so happy to see Star Trek return to the Mirror Universe and even happier to learn that Kirk's actions had an effect on the place. Seeing a hammy evil version of Kira was absolutely glorious, and the whole episode was just pure alternate universe fun.

The Jem'Hadar: I love the way Deep Space Nine executes its season finales. They feel like standalone stories on the surface, but they pose massive ramifications for the show as a whole without needing to pull an explicit cliffhanger. This finale belongs to the Dominion, as we learn a lot about this new antagonist and what they're capable of. It establishes so many mysteries about the race and ends on such an unsure note, and it really feels like the series has been dramatically changed.

Sadly, the middle part of the season does boast some weak episodes:

Rules Of Acquisition: Look, I've been able to tolerate Quark on his own, and I admire the attempt to deal with the Ferengi patriarchy, but there's only so many of these irritating creatures I can take! I wish we didn't get our first mention of the Dominion in such an annoying episode.

Rivals: Look, I like slice of life episodes in my TV shows, but Rivals just felt kinda pointless. Quark facing off with a con artist feels like it should have been a subplot in a different episode, and Bashir and O'Brien playing space tennis together feels like it should have been a cold open or one-off gag. Also what the hell is Bashir wearing?

Overall, Season 2 of Deep Space Nine was generally an improvement over the first with a strong start and an even better end, but it was dragged down quite a bit by a rough streak of episodes around the middle of the season.

3/5 Stars

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 1)

Star Trek doesn't quite have a history of starting things on a great note. TOS had three potential pilots and they aired the worst one first, TNG's first season is infamously rough, and TMP and Generations are far from the best Star Trek movies. Deep Space Nine's first season isn't amazing, but it starts the series on a much better note than usual.

Deep Space Nine is a change of pace for Star Trek, taking place on a stationary space station rather than a constantly moving ship. The series is about a crew running an old Cardassian station named Deep Space Nine, as they monitor an incredibly important wormhole to and from Bajor. In theory, this show sounds a lot like Babylon 5, which happened to come out that same year. However, DS9 put a larger focus on the main crew adjusting to their new life on the station and learning to get along, as unlike the start of Babylon 5 and most of Star Trek, these characters don't really like each other for most of this season. DS9's cast is by far the most diverse species-wise, and seeing the show dealing with their cultural differences is really interesting. The biggest running storyline here involves the conflict between the Bajorans and the Cardassians, and a lot of episodes this season do a good job of fleshing it out to be a really morally grey conflict. The Cardassians occupied Bajor for quite some time and put a lot of Bajorans in labor camps, yet the show never depicts it as a black-and-white issue while still not downplaying the horror of what they've done. The last two episodes of Season 1 are an especially strong one-two punch, depicting a Cardassian who tries to force his entire species to admit to their atrocities, as well as a Bajoran who blows up a school in an effort to assassinate a candidate in an election. DS9 never settles for Bajoran good, Cardassian bad or vice versa, and I really like that about the series.

Outside of that, I really like how Deep Space Nine utilizes its cast. While TNG did a better job of being an ensemble, you could tell that some characters (Picard, Data, Worf at points) got more attention than other characters (Beverly, Geordi). DS9, on the other hand, not only makes sure to give everyone in the cast an episode to themselves, but it splits many of its episodes in multiple subplots to make sure everyone gets something to do. Compared to how Kirk and Picard were unequivocably the protagonists of their respective series, Commander Sisko doesn't get quite as much screentime, and I think that's kind of cool. As for the characters themselves, I think they're alright. Kira is easily the highlight so far due to her connection to the Bajoran-Cardassian conflict, but I also liked Dax and Odo for being unique species for main characters. On the other hand, Dr Bashir's constant pining for Dax got annoying fast, and there were way too many subplots involving Jake and Nog this season. As a whole, I think the episode quality this season was decent. Aside from Move Along Home, I wouldn't say any of the episodes were bad, but I would say a lot of them were pretty average and dull. 

Still, there were a few episodes that stuck out to me:

Dax: Call it a Measure Of A Man clone all you want, Dax still had an engaging moral conflict that dealt with the concept of a Trill far better than TNG ever has. The question of if Jadzia is accountable for the actions of her symbiont's past hosts was an interesting one, and I really enjoyed that judge who just seemed like she was done with everyone for the entire episode.

Duet: While I enjoyed most of this season, Duet was by far the best episode and it's not even close. I love just how conflicted I felt watching all of it, like I was constantly switching between siding with Kira and Marritza. First, I thought Kira was just being (rightfully) spiteful and vengeful, but then Marritza started to boast and I felt awful for doubting Kira. But then you start to realize that Marritza was just acting, and then we get that fantastic reveal of what he was really trying to do. The final scene where a Bajoran abruptly kills Marritza, doing what Kira wanted at the start of the episode, was heartwrenching, and served as a great bit of character development for Kira.

In The Hands Of The Prophets: Reviewing Star Trek has been an interesting change of pace since it's tendency to deal with real-world issues means I've had to show my biases a bit. I feel very strongly about keeping religion out of school and not using it to deny science, so naturally I found Vedek Winn to be an incredibly hateable character. She's so smug, so condescending, so sure that what she believes is right and that everyone must feel the same way. She should be a fantastic antagonist in the seasons to come. Otherwise, this is an odd approach to a finale. It feels like a standalone episode and isn't as emotional as Duet, yet it delves into Bajoran politics and shows just how tense things are. There's a school bombing, an attempted assassination, and a lot of election drama that I hope is dealt with come Season 2.

And as usual for Star Trek, there had to be at least one clunker:

Move Along Home: This episode was just plain nonsensical. The crew being stuck in a board game that Quark is playing, the bizarre costumes and set design, it all just felt so TOS. Given how Deep Space Nine is generally a darker show in both tone and lighting, Move Along Home felt really out of place.

Overall, I enjoyed the first season of Deep Space Nine. While many of the episodes were pretty average and I didn't love all the characters yet, it was already a more consistent season than many prior seasons of Star Trek. And with its compelling politics, well-balanced ensemble, and fantastic ending, I thought this was a great start for the new series.

3/5 Stars

Sunday, October 31, 2021

Star Trek: Kelvin Timeline

Since I'm watching the Star Trek series (and films), I did want to review the films that I have fully seen prior this rewatch, which are all of the reboot/Kelvin films. Despite their divisiveness, I do enjoy all of them, so I wanted to give each of them a quick review before I do my ultimate ranking of all the Star Trek films (plus Galaxy Quest):

Star Trek (2009): I actually first watched Into Darkness before 09', and I actually liked it more at the time. Obviously, I don't at all agree with that opinion, but I understand why. Star Trek 09' is an origin story. It's not just an introduction to the characters like TMP was, it's a full-on backstory for every single member of the cast and how they met, and that means it gets off to a bit of a slow start and everyone's pretty pissed at each other for a lot of the movie. However, once you get past that hurdle, this is a really great film. The opening with Kirk's father is fantastic, the destruction of Vulcan is so gutsy yet so memorable, Spock Prime's appearance was a great surprise, the final battle and escape from the black hole is great, and above all, this film does a fantastic job of introducing new viewers to the Star Trek franchise. It's slick, full of fun action and crazy twists, and the new cast is not only really good but fully-utilized. It could have easily fallen into the trap of focusing on just the main trio, but that is absolutely not the case here. Star Trek '09 suffers from being a reboot/origin story/introduction, but it works as a really great one.

4/5 Stars

Star Trek: Into Darkness: I feel like I have the same opinions on this film as I do "The Rise Of Skywalker". On its own merits, it's a fun, tight blockbuster with a ton of great action, fun character interactions, and absolutely stunning visuals, continuing Kirk's character arc from the first film incredibly well. And you know what? I'd say the first half of the film is legitimately great! And so are some parts of the latter half! However, it suffers from its comparison to a much better film: Wrath Of Khan. That film was tense, brutal, exciting, and incredibly well-plotted, and it lived and died on Ricardo Montalbán's performance as Khan. The only thing this film really tops WoK in is the brutality, this is by far the darkest Trek and it owns it. The scenes with the Vengeance, Khan crushing someone's skull, the Enterprise being destroyed in warp speed, I admire how gleefully edgy Into Darkness is. But outside of that, Cumberbatch is pretty good, but he's not quite as gripping as Montalbán (not to mention the whitewashing), and the lack of any previous encounters with Kirk removes that sense of personal stakes. Kirk's death could have been an effective subversion of expectations, but it gets reversed immediately in a clumsy, rushed climactic fight scene. It tries to twist Wrath of Khan's story but just feels like a hollow recreation, especially without 80 episodes of TV backing it up. Don't get me wrong, though. This is still a fun film and I enjoy watching it a lot, it's just not all that original. It introduce me to the Tribble though, so I can't get too mad at it.

3/5 Stars

Star Trek Beyond: Star Trek Beyond is easily the best of the Reboot films, and is one of my favorite Star Trek films period! The main reason why I love it so much is the character work. I love Kirk's arc about being exhausted with the five-year exposition, Kaylah is a super lovable addition, and I love how the destruction of the Enterprise splits up the cast into unusual pairings, all with their own unique dynamics and banter. This film has a lot of action, but it also makes sure to allow for moments of character interaction and introspection. As an anniversary film, Beyond also feels like a love letter to Star Trek as a whole, with the heartwrenching tributes to Leonard Nimoy, that amazing Beastie Boys scene, and nearly as much spirit as Galaxy Quest (which can only be a good thing). My only big weak point is that Krall is a pretty dull villain who gets an exposition dump backstory near the end, but otherwise, Beyond is a blast to watch. It's funny, action-packed, character-driven, and filled with love for the Star Trek universe. I started with the reboot films, but I think Beyond was the one that really sold me on the franchise as a whole.

4/5 Stars

My ranking of the reboot films are:

Beyond > Trek > Into Darkness

And my ultimate ranking of Star Trek's films are:

  1. Galaxy Quest (Still the best! An affectionate love letter to Trek with sharp comedic writing, a strong cast, and a ton of spirit. It works just as well for both Trek fans and general audiences)
  2. The Undiscovered Country (A nearly perfect Star Trek film. A tense and well-paced political thriller with great heavy themes that doubles as a satisfying goodbye to the original series cast)
  3. First Contact (Despite its deviations from previous Trek films, this is still a brilliantly executed movie with cool action, strong pacing, great character work, and stunning effects for when it came out)
  4. Wrath Of Khan (While it takes a bit of time to get going, Wrath Of Khan is a fantastic and dark movie with an amazing villain, great deconstruction of Kirk, and an iconic and emotional ending)
  5. Beyond (A fantastic love letter to Star Trek that puts a greater emphasis on the characters, exploring them in interesting ways, and putting them in interesting pairings for maximum banter)
  6. The Voyage Home (The main premise is ridiculously stupid and the core message is poorly aged, but the comedy and camaraderie among the cast makes this one impossible to hate)
  7. Search For Spock (Not all of the effects are all that amazing, but this is still a great followup to WoK with a compelling emotional hook, some outstanding setpieces, and a strong central theme)
  8. Star Trek '09 (The fact that this film was an origin story holds it back for me, but it does a good job of reintroducing Trek to its audiences with a great new cast, slick production, and some big twists)
  9. The Motion Picture (This is a beautiful film with stunning visuals, interesting themes, and amazing music, but it suffers from some drawn-out sequences and drops off a bit after the first act)
  10. Star Trek Generations (This is an overstuffed film with a shoddy production and just as many bad scenes as there are fantastic ones, but its story and action is solid enough to be entertaining)
  11. Into Darkness (On its own merits, this is a fun sci-fi action movie with great pacing that doesn't need to reintroduce the cast. As a Star Trek film, it's a hollow copy of Wrath of Khan but worse)
  12. Nemesis (The action and visuals are pretty good and there are some great scenes here and there, but it suffers from a confusing and unoriginal story with an odd villain and some obvious cut scenes)
  13. The Final Frontier (While Shatner's direction is pretty decent especially with the character interactions, the awful hodgepodge of a script ends up tanking the entire thing)
  14. Insurrection (This film is just boring, suffering from bad comedy, a plot where the protagonists feel like the bad guys, dull action, and shoddy effects. At least TFF was ambitious, this was just bland.)

Star Trek: The Next Generation (Generations-Nemesis)

Similarly to The Original Series, there are also some TNG films. I watched them all, and they are much more of a mixed bag than the first six movies.

Star Trek Generations: Star Trek Generations feels like it could have been the perfect epilogue to The Next Generation. It brings back a bunch of old plot threads (Picard's family, Data's emotion chip, the Duras sisters, Guinan's species), it destroys the Enterprise-D, and biggest of all, it lets Picard and Kirk meet. However, there's just something about Star Trek Generations that felt kinda underwhelming to me, and I think that's because it felt more like an episode than a movie.

Star Trek Generations has a lot going on, so I'm going to go over each storyline on its own. The main plot is that an evil El-Aurien intends to destroy a planet so he can go to an idealized realm called the Nexus. It definitely feels like a bit of an excuse plot, but it works well enough and does a solid job of allowing Kirk and Picard to meet. Soren isn't super fleshed-out, but I like his brutality and just how close he was to winning. It also allows for some pretty great action sequences, especially that fantastic and brutal sequence where the Enterprise-D is destroyed. My biggest gripe here is how this storyline could've been used to finally explore Guinan's species and origins, but it's only touched upon in a single scene. Similarly, the Duras sisters (who are legitimately great villains) also only appear for a few scenes despite being allied with Soren. But worst of all, Kirk only appears at the very start and end of the film, with most of Generations focusing exclusively on the TNG cast. For a film about the two shows crossing over, there's really not much of TOS here. The scenes he does have are pretty cool and bring me back to the original films, and seeing Shatner and Stewart together is great, but there just isn't enough of them. Not to mention Kirk's infamous death where he gets a bridge dropped on him, which yeah, isn't very well-done. Star Trek Generations does have a lot of interesting ideas and fantastic scenes, but it tries to do so much that it can rarely support all of its plot points, and I didn't even bring up the subplots.

Picard has a subplot about his family dying in a fire which just seems random. It leads to a great scene with Troi and Picard, but aside from its minor connection to its theme of "passing a torch" (a theme executed far better by Wrath Of Khan), it just feels unnecessary. Data's subplot about trying out his emotion chip, on the other hand, is great and one of the few fully-realized parts in the film. It's exactly what I wanted to see from Descent, Data struggling to navigate his new emotions, both positive and negative, and Brent Spiner does a fantastic job with the material. At the start of the review, I said Generations feels like a TV episode rather than a movie, and I think that's because of just how many plot threads there are. It feels like the writers were just checking off boxes when writing the screenplay. It doesn't help that the production is incredibly shoddy and uneven. There are aspects of Star Trek Generations that look fantastic, particularly the CGI and explosions. However, you can tell the film is trying to make itself seem more like a movie than it actually is, utilizing dark lighting, overly dramatic camerawork, and a booming yet unremarkable score. It doesn't quite work, and Generations struggles to hide its stock footage, TV sets, and cheesy-looking exterior scenes. It's as if the fact that Generations tries to hard to prove to you that it's a movie makes it feel less like one.

Overall, Star Trek Generations feels like an incredibly mixed bag. On one hand, it ties up a lot of loose ends from TNG, has some great action and character interactions, and contains a ton of fantastic scenes like the opening, Picard meeting Kick, the crash of the Enterprise-D, the ready room chat, and Data discovering his emotions. However, it suffers from far too many plot points that don't get enough attention, Kirk getting little screentime and an underwhelming death, and a shaky production that struggles to convince the viewer that this isn't just an extended episode, or even more, a commerical. Generations is an enjoyable time, but definitely one of the weaker Trek films.

3/5 Stars

Star Trek: First Contact: This was a fantastic movie to watch on Halloween, it's basically Star Trek's attempt at a zombie flick, and it's really good! It's tense, fast-paced, and focused, but most importantly, it actually feels like a movie this time.

In First Contact, the Borg travel back in time to 2063 to conquer Earth, so the Enterprise crew follows them. There are really two storylines here, with half of the crew having to fend off the Borg when they take over the Enterprise, and the other half of the crew having to make sure Earth achieves first contact with aliens when they're supposed to. Personally, I think the Borg storyline was the more compelling of the two. As mentioned above, it kinda felt like a zombie movie in how more and more of the ship was starting to get assimilated. Picard dealing with his trauma from the Borg and slowly breaking down throughout the film was engaging, as was Data's interesting discussions on humanity with the Borg Queen. I'm not quite sure how I feel about the fact that the Borg has a queen, given that they're kinda supposed to be a collective, but her appearance didn't make them any less terrifying or brutal, and Alice Krige gave a great performance as her. The first contact part of the film wasn't as tense, but it allowed for some great and funny character interactions with Riker, Troi, and Geordi, getting to see a fictional time period for once was cool, and the development of Cochrane (the warp drive originator) was pretty good. The scene near the end of the film where Riker, Geordi, and Cochrene test out the warp drive served as such an optimistic contrast from the darker Borg subplot. Both storylines get a good amount of focus and it feels like the cast is overall better utilized than in Generations.

First Contact feels a lot different from the other Trek films in a lot of ways. I've noticed these Trek films tend to have a bit of a slow start (most notably TVH taking over half an hour until the crew goes back in time), but First Contact gets right into the action with no time to spare. Speaking of which, I think this is the first Trek film I can call an "action movie". Not to say that Trek films don't have action, even TVH had a big climactic finale, but First Contact is stuffed to the brim with it. Thankfully, most of these setpieces are pretty great, especially that fight on the ship's hull. First Contact also feels like a darker Trek film than most, with some genuinely terrifying scenes involving the Borg. Despite these differences, I think First Contact works because it achieves what it's trying to do. It's not overstuffed like Generations, all of its characters and plot points get time to develop, and the tense and scary stuff is genuinely effective and balanced with some great levity and moments of hope and optimistic. Even more, First Contact looks fantastic. It's stunning how this film was made in 1996, the effects hold up shockingly well (then again, they did have ILM work on it). The Borg cube, the exterior shots, that stunningly subtle shot of the queen being assembled, the action scenes, it all looks so fantastic. The movie using entirely new sets over the preexisting TV ones definitely helped as well, as they suit the dynamic lighting and movie cameras a lot better. We also got another score by Jerry Goldsmith! It's a lot more muted and sinister than some of his previous scores, but when it kicks in, it's so damn good, especially during that Vulcan scene.

Overall, First Contact was a fantastic movie, definitely one of the best Star Trek films of them all. It's taut and tense, with a nice balance of character, comedy, drama, action, and Borg-related nightmare fuel. The cast is well-utilized, the visuals and effects are outstanding, and unlike Generations, it felt like a story that deserved to be told on the big screen.

5/5 Stars

Star Trek Insurrection: By the end of watching Insurrection, I feel like I just lost two hours of my life. It's not as horribly incoherent and "off-feeling" like TFF was, but it was just so dull. It's an average episode of the TNG stretched out to movie-length, and it shows. 

Star Trek Insurrection is a movie about the Enterprise crew navigating a moral conflict between two species. On one side, there's the Ba'ku, a species of only 600 people hogging a planet with rejuvenating effects and medicinal value so they can remain peaceful and immortal. On the other side, there's the Son'a, a disfigured group of ex-Ba'ku who want to take the planet back no matter what, who are allied with a Federation officer who wants to use the planet's medicinal values to help the galaxy as a whole. Take a wild guess who the antagonists are? Believe it or not, it's the Son'a! That's the biggest problem with Insurrection, the Ba-ku are completely unsympathetic and just come off as selfish, and the Enterprise crew only ally with them because "the Prime Directive says they must". I haven't expressed my grievances with the Prime Directive much before, but it really started to get on my nerves in later seasons of TNG as it causes the crew to make some really immoral decisions. Aside from the conceived conflict, though, the main storyline of this movie just isn't interesting. It's a glorified "Fountain Of Youth" tale with not much more. The main crew doesn't get much focus, with a subplot about Riker piloting the Enterprise not amounting for much, and the character interactions devolve into some really bad comedy bits that didn't land for me. Picard has a romantic subplot where he has zero chemistry with his love interest, Data has an intriguing mystery about a malfunction that goes nowhere, and most unforgivably of all, Riker shaves his beard. There was one good character-focused scene in the movie involving Geordi seeing the sun again, but otherwise, hardly any of the writing worked for me.

Star Trek Insurrection feels like the polar opposite of First Contact in many ways. First Contact has a high stakes story that pits the main cast against impossible odds, pushes Picard to the brink, and shows the Borg at their most horrifying and desperate. Insurrection is a boring and badly written moral conflict that feels like it could have been any other episode. First Contact uses its action to show how the characters survive against the Borg, there's only an action scene when the two sides come into conflict. Insurrection, on the other hand, tries to shove in an action scene every 10 minutes for no apparent reason, not too dissimilar from Generations in its attempts to try and prove that it works as a standalone film (it doesn't). Insurrection is stuffed with random shootouts that don't actually progress the plot or any of the character arcs, and it doesn't help that the effects-heavy setpieces ended up looking awful. Similarly to TFF, Industrial Light & Magic left and it shows. The CGI for the spaceships are really rough, the blatantly unfinished final battle uses an unmodified bluescreen on a backdrop, and plenty of effects just look plain bad. First Contact was probably one of the best looking films of the 90s and aged nearly perfectly visually. Insurrection came out 2 years later and yet it looks at least four times as bad, almost Babylon 5 levels of poorly-aged (actually no, that would be doing B5 a serious disservice). Jerry Goldsmith made the score again, poor sap, but even that couldn't save the pretty shoddy production.

I've said this before, but the worst thing a movie can be in my opinion is boring. Star Trek Insurrection isn't awful by any means, but it is painfully boring and mediocre. The effects are shoddy, the action is dull, the main conflict is poorly-done, the comedy is awful, and completely unlike First Contact, there's no reason for it to exist. It doesn't contribute anything of value, it's like staring at a blank screen for two hours.

1/5 Stars

Star Trek Nemesis: I went into Star Trek Nemesis having already known about the film's incredibly troubled production. A director that never saw an episode of Star Trek and didn't care to, a script with no rewrites that ended up getting leaked, a release date aligning with some of the biggest movies of 2002, no wonder it flopped! However, and this might be because I just saw Insurrection, it's not that bad. Nemesis is a mixed bag with some high highs and incredibly low lows, but at least it's not boring.

First, let me talk about the things this movie does well. For starters, it actually feels like a movie, and even with its flaws, it attempts to wrap up The Next Generation's story once and for all. Riker and Troi get married, Data dies, the Romulans reappear, it's not nearly as perfect of an ending as TUC was but it works well enough. The main plot about Picard's clone has flaws that I'll point out later, but it also feels like a story that warrants a feature film, and Tom Hardy (in his first major role, no less) gives a really solid performance as Shinzon. I'd also say the Enterprise crew are far more sympathetic than they were in Insurrection, and the interactions they have with each other during the wedding at the start are really sweet. As a whole, I think this film executes its comedy much better than Insurrection did as well. But I think the best thing about Nemesis is the production. Compared to Insurrection, the effects are mostly really good (still not First Contact caliber though). The green hues give such an early 2000s vibe that has always been appealing to me. The action scenes definitely seem like they have had a lot more work put into them than pretty much any other Trek film, especially the big space battle near the end of the film, which I think might just be the finest action setpiece in all of Trek from what I've seen so far. I will admit not all the action fits all that well (looking at you, dune buggy sequence), but they're all still fun and well-done sequences on its own merits. And of course, Goldsmith is back for the music, and he's great as always.

However, that's where the compliments end, because Nemesis is also an incredibly flawed film. I'm sure you've noticed that I compared it to Insurrection a lot, and that's because if it weren't for that film, I'd probably be a lot less favorable to it. I have a lot of issues with Nemesis, so I'll just list them all out. Picard and Data get an overwhelming focus again, to the point where it feels like the rest of the crew might not exist. Shinzon is an incredibly baffling character who constantly changes motivations, and his similarities to Picard are paper-thin at best. The mind rape scene with Troi was awful and felt like it was just there to make Shinzon feel more evil. The overall storyline borrows a lot from Wrath Of Khan, and Data's death isn't as impactful as it should be because it just feels like a worse version of Spock's death (not unlike Into Darkness). B4's existence felt odd given that he was never mentioned prior to this movie, and it invalidated a large chunk of Data's development. But I think the worst thing of Nemesis is how just much wasn't included. Apparently, there were a lot of character moments and scenes of development that got cut by the director Baird to focus on the action. To put it simply, this film was cut to bits, and it pains me knowing that it could have been much more coherent and fleshed-out than it actually was.

Overall, Star Trek Nemesis is such an odd film because its quality seems to fluctuate at such a rapid pace. The wedding scene, the space battle, the final few scenes, there's some solid stuff in Nemesis, and the effects, acting, and action are generally pretty great. However, it suffers from a plot with so many issues that just layer on top of each other, from its unoriginal ending to the side cast getting shafted to the confounded villain to some really important bits of character development getting completely cut from the film. Nemesis was a fun time, definitely more entertaining than Insurrection, but wow, is it so bad at times.

2/5 Stars


When I watched the Original Series films, I found myself loving almost all of them, and I think I still hold them up as the peak of Star Trek so far. With these Next Generation films, I only really found myself liking one of them. Generations and Nemesis do have their good moments, but First Contact was the only film of the bunch that felt truly well-crafted. I think the biggest problem with these TNG films is that they mostly felt like TV movies. The first six films carved out their own timeline and place in the Star Trek universe, and interconnected incredibly well. TNG's movies didn't feel as well-plotted, especially considering the fact that other Trek series were airing at the time. First Contact was fantastic, easily one of my favorite Trek films that gets better the more I think about it. The rest ranged from flawed to the worst in the franchise.

Overall, my ranking is:

First Contact > Generations > Nemesis > Insurrection

Saturday, October 30, 2021

Star Trek: The Next Generation (Season 7)

After a pretty impressive streak of four strong seasons, The Next Generation had to drop off in quality at some point, and Season 7 is an especially impressive drop off.

Right from the first few episodes, Season 7's overarching theme is pretty apparent (one might even say "a parent"). It's about family, similarly to the start of Season 4. Season 4's family-related episodes paid off backstories and plot threads from earlier seasons, involving Wesley's father, Worf's adoptive parents, and Lore, while also fleshing out the concept of the Enterprise crew being their own unconventional family. Season 7, on the other hand, dealt with the concept a lot more haphazardly. Family members appeared out of nowhere, characters suddenly had tragic backstories, and Star Trek felt oddly like a soap opera at points, with one episode even giving Data temporary amnesia (ugh!). On the other hand, the storylines about saying goodbye to the characters fared much better. You can tell the showrunners knew this was going to be TNG's final season from the very start, since it had this great sense of finality to it. We got an episode about Picard and Crusher's relationship, the last few episodes focused on saying goodbye to all the side characters, and it does explain all the family-related hijinks. It all lead to a pretty great finale that definitely stuck the landing. 

However, when it comes to the standalone episodes, this season lacked the strong consistency of prior seasons. The writing just felt lifeless at times, as if the whole cast and crew was eager and waiting to be done with the show to do. Otherwise interesting concepts were wasted, many episodes were lacking in tension, and what could have been a fun tight caper in Gambit got stretched out to probably the show's weakest two-parter. There were some fantastic episodes here and there, many of which I'll mention below, but the general level of quality aligned more with Seasons 1 & 2. But at least it felt like those seasons were trying as much as they failed, Season 7 just felt bored. Looking at the behind the scenes info on Season 7, it's not hard to see why things didn't go so well. Back in Season 6, the showrunners wanted to shake up the status quo in a big way, from replacing Riker with his clone to destroying the Enterprise, only to be shot down every chance they got. Even more, much of the crew was also working on DS9 and Generations, and the writing staff was limited to a bunch of veterans who were running out of ideas. Once again, this season wasn't awful, but coming after Seasons 3-6, it felt like a big drop in quality.

Still, at its best, Season 7 had some pretty great episodes:

Parallels: Out of weird "space-time-reality manipulation episodes" in The Next Generation, Parallels is probably my favorite of the bunch. I like how the parallel universes continue to layer on top of each other throughout the episode, constantly changing things until we get hundreds of Enterprises in the same space. I especially love how Worf was the main character here. He's normally the focus of some really serious episodes, so I admired that Parallels was much more comedic than his usual material.

The Pegasus: This episode was a pretty neat exploration of Riker as a character, as well as his philosophy on following orders. The mystery of what the Pegasus is was compelling, and the subsequent reveal of Riker's role in it was great. It also addressed the question of why Federation didn't make their own cloaking tech.

Lower Decks: Lower Decks is my favorite episode of TNG, and it came directly after one of the worst. After nearly 10 seasons of countless red shirts dying, we finally get to focus on some of them! This episode does a great job of making you care about these one-off characters, as they all have interesting and entertaining subplots and great banter with each other. I love how, since you're following the perspective of the lower decks, you have no idea what the Enterprise is actually dealing with for a lot of the episode. The writing is witty and funny, which is why it's such a shocking tonal shift when one of said red shirts predictably dies. It's a rare high point in Season 7, an episode that executes its concept perfectly.

Preemptive Strike: One of my favorite plot points from this season was the treaty between the Federation and Cardassians, and this episode reveals that there's a group of Federation citizens called the Maquis that are against the treaty. I'm not a massive Ro fan, but I think she got a fantastic ending here. She never really fit into Starfleet, and her allying with the Maqius and betraying Picard is a perfect end for her character, regardless of whether or not you agree with her actions. I've mentioned many times in my TNG reviews that the Cardassians are my favorite Trek species and one of the reasons is just how well-realized and messy the politics involving them are. This episode leaves you feeling conflicted, and it's all just so grey.

All Good Things: Ah, so this is what a good Star Trek finale looks like. I'm so glad we didn't have a Turnabout Intruder situation this time around. All Good Things is a pretty solid final episode for TNG, it's a well-acted and high stakes time travel caper that explores the crew's past, present, and potential future. I have some gripes with the episode, particularly with how the cast was treated in the future, but between getting to see O'Brien and Tasha again, the resolution of Q's trial, and the final poker table scene, I think this worked really well as a satisfying finale.

At its worst, Season 7 had some truly awful episodes as well:

Sub Rosa: This is why Star Trek shouldn't try to do gothic horror. Sub Rosa definitely has some comedic value in how campy the acting and writing is, but the story itself is just so uncomfortable. Beverly's grandma was in a romance with a ghost? And now the ghost wants to get with Beverly?! And the episode ends with the ghost being depicted in a sympathetic light?!?1 What the hell was this episode?!

Masks: This one wasn't as bad as Sub Rosa. I like that Picard got another chance to show his love for archeology, and there are some interesting concepts here, but Masks slowly devolved into a poorly-acted, horribly-paced, awful dialogue, and incomprehensible episode that was bizarre even by Season 7 standards.

Bloodlines: This episode was probably the worst case of this season's odd habit of randomly shoving in family members we never knew about. Thankfully, Jason isn't actually Picard's son, but that doesn't mean that he wasn't a dull character who the show wanted us to believe was his son. Not to mention this was a Ferengi episode. Need I say more?

Overall, Season 7 was a pretty rough final season. While it had some of the show's best episodes and ended TNG on a nice and satisfying note, the writing lacked energy, the focus on family drama felt soapy, and you can tell the writers were running out of ideas.

2/5 Stars


My ranking of the The Next Generation's seasons is:

6 > 3 > 4 > 5 > 7 > 2 > 1

My ranking of the The Next Generation's finales is:

3 > 4 > 7 > 6 > 5 > 1 > 2

Following the trend of my TOS reviews, my Top 5 episodes of The Next Generation are:

  1. Lower Decks
  2. Darmok
  3. Chain Of Command: Part 2
  4. The Best Of Both Worlds: Part 1
  5. The Inner Light

And my Top 5 least favorite episodes of The Next Generation are:

  1. Shades Of Grey
  2. Code Of Honor
  3. The Outcast
  4. Sub Rosa
  5. Angel One