Saturday, August 23, 2025

Discovering Armored Core

Fromsoft has always been one of my biggest gaming blindspots, as the infamously high difficulty of their Souls series always left me a bit cautious about delving into their work. But this year I decided to change that... by getting into their far more niche series Armored Core instead. I've been playing through all the PS1 and PS2 entries of Armored Core over the past few months, and came away with a lot to say. So I wanted to talk about my impressions and takeaways from my experience with the Armored Core series.

Armored Core: Armored Core is a more realistic and dystopian take on the mecha genre, having you play as a mercenary called a Raven doing odd jobs as you try to scrounge up money to improve your mech. These games have some incredibly deep customization and resource management with how using ammo and losing health costs the money you get paid with, and when you add in some rigid tank controls and consistently steep difficulty curves, whichever game I played first was going to be a bit tough to get used to. And even then, this first entry puts absolutely zero effort in letting you adjust to the controls, and I spent the first few stages clumsily bumbling around and barely staying out of the negatives. It does kinda work in Armored Core 1's favor though. This is still one of the bleakest games in the series, both in terms of its dark PS1-era visuals and its woefully cynical story that has you ally with one of two competing corporations only for them to brand you as dangerous and turn on you. There's none of the goofy cutscenes, bombastic music, or pure fun arena battles that the later games would add, and that's kinda cool. Everything about Armored Core 1 feels deliberately designed to make the player understand how miserable being a Raven would be, and it leads to a unique atmosphere that helps it stand out.

That being said, this still means AC1 is held back a bit in terms of fun factor. As I said, there's no Arena here which would end up becoming one of my favorite things about the series, and the customization is a lot more lacking than in the sequels. In exchange, there's nearly 50 missions in this entry but that's not exactly a great thing. While there are some fairly fun and iconic missions in AC1, most of them tend to either be incredibly short and frustrating hostile, boasting surprise AC fights, clunky platforming, and of course, Fromsoft's very first poison level. There is a stretch in the middle of Armored Core 1 where everything clicks and doing mission after mission can get really fun, but that's only after you get past that initial hurdle of learning the gameplay, and eventually another difficulty spike hits hard. It all culminates in AC1's infamously awful final mission which has you do some brutal vertical platforming, and then fight two 9-Balls in a row just to twist the knife further. It's such a disappointing way to end an otherwise solid start to the series.

B Tier

Armored Core: Project Phantasma: Project Phantasma is very much an expansion to the first game, being a lot lighter in content and even using the same soundtrack. But that's not always a bad thing because I'd argue Project Phantasma is a lot more refined than its predecessor. For starters, the arena has been introduced and while it feels pretty undercooked in this game due to the basic opponent AI, it is a welcome addition. As for the campaign, it only has 17 missions but makes up for that with all of them feeling developed, fleshed-out, and worthwhile. Most of the missions in Project Phantasma tend to feel really dynamic, often having multiple parts to them and even some in-engine cutscenes to spice things up. There's a great level of variety to the missions and many of them have you infiltrating a variety of bases which is always a fun time. Overall, I got a lot more enjoyment out of this game solely because the missions were more interesting.

However, if there's one area where Project Phantasma drops the ball, it's the atmosphere. While I love the fact that there is a more developed story with cutscenes, a hammy goofball of a villain in Stinger, and even a partner, the tone here feels weirdly light-hearted for an Armored Core game. Project Phantasma plays out more like a fun blockbuster spy thriller which is fun in its own way but feels completely at odds with the other two games in the PS1 trilogy. It also doesn't help that this game is easy as sin, it barely gave me any trouble across its entire runtime and that's only made worse by how much money the arena gives you. So for as much as I enjoyed this one, I still think there's more potential for an Armored Core game that can blend the polish of Project Phantasma with the atmosphere of the first game...

B Tier 

Armored Core: Master Of Arena: ...And thankfully, Master Of Arena is mostly that game. In terms of the presentation, Master Of Arena is the best PS1 game by a landslide in so many ways. I love the story being a revenge tale, in which the protagonist becomes a Raven to take down 9-Ball once and for all. Considering how terrifying the run-in with 9-Ball in the first game was, this setup made me both excited and scared to get my own payback. The stages still had in-engine cutscenes and a greater story context, but the tone felt more mature once again. The soundtrack is also easily the best out of the PS1 trilogy as well, with tracks like Rescue, 9, and Synoptic Dope standing out as series highlights. 

I think the best thing about Master Of Arena is how it intertwined the Arena and the normal campaign. The game forces you to alternate between arena battles and standard missions, and doing both is what progresses the plot. This allows the game to have really strong pacing throughout, while also being a lot more balanced than PP in its difficulty since you won't be able to grind a ton of arena money before doing a single mission. Personally, I do think the missions in MoA aren't quite as developed as the ones in its predecessor, some of them are still pretty short, but at the very least, none of them are annoying either. And I'd say the improved Arena makes up for the weaker missions with its more varied opponents, each with a unique gimmick and a cute little bio explaining their backstory. It was just fun to see all the different wacky mech designs, and I can't even imagine how many more were in the postgame EX Arena. 

I'd also say Master Of Arena was the first game where I felt truly confident in my abilities, and it's so masterful at showing this off by constantly pushing you into different situations. This was the first time I fully completed an arena in an Armored Core game, and the various missions had me fighting off ACs pretty much constantly. Compared to the first game where I was terrified every time an unfamiliar mech would show up, I was wrecking house throughout most of Master Of Arena and it felt great. This all culminates in one of my favorite finales to an Armored Core game which has you face off against 9-Ball, then multiple 9-Balls at a time, and then a souped up 9-Ball all in a row. This sounds impossible and I didn't even think I'd be able to beat MoA, but I did, and it felt incredible. Maybe this is why people like the Souls games.

A Tier 

Armored Core 2: Armored Core 2 is the first entry for the PS2 and it... really doesn't change much. Like it does feel a bit smoother than the PS1 games, especially jumping, and the 60fps framerate is a boon, but it mostly feels like a direct sequel to Master Of Arena. Hell, some of the missions are straight-up reused from previous games. However, while I was still hoping for a bit more from what's supposed to be the big next gen leap, what we got was still really great. AC2 feels like a game with the same heft and scope of the original Armored Core, just with a lot of the improvements and QoL additions of PP and MoA. The mission design is some of the most interesting so far with the PS2 allowing for more varied environments and in-depth cutscenes than ever before, the Arena keeps up the level of quality from MoA by having even more memorable and strange opponents to face off against, and the customization has been further fleshed-out with stuff like extensions, hover legs, and heat management. 

The story is a bit of a slow-burn in this one, with the first half of the game mostly revolving around you doing various disconnected missions for corporations, albeit with a neat Mars aesthetic to keep it feeling somewhat fresh visually. But then the Frighteners appear, and things get a bit more interesting. Throughout the second half, you'll be having constant run-ins with these raven-hunting ACs, all building towards the reveal of their leader, Leos Klein. And continuing the trend of amazing Armored Core villains, Klein is not only another wonderfully hammy and threatening antagonist, he's also the first AC to ever defeat Nine-Ball (which means he may potentially be you from Master of Arena?!). It's such a cool twist, and the massive three-mission finale boasting multiple AC fights against Klein, an aerial battleship assault, and an atmospheric last stage on Phobos ends the game on a strong note... even if I was able to pretty easily beat Klein himself with enough pure missile spam.

I'd still say Master Of Arena is overall a more satisfying package, but Armored Core 2 is a solid second place so far. AC2 starts slow, can feel pretty derivative, and still has a few rough spots with its objective signposting, but it still feels like a more refined version of the previous games with a lot of strong missions and arena battles of its own. It's a very iterative sequel, but it does show Fromsoft figuring out what Armored Core does best and really leaning on those strengths.

A Tier 

Armored Core 2: Another Age: Compared to Project Phantasma and Master Of Arena, Another Age is more blatantly an expansion pack to AC2. There's no story nor is there an Arena, it's just a collection of 100 missions for you to do at your leisure. As a result, I hope you'll excuse me for not beating this one. This is just too many missions and I have zero motivation to do them all, even knowing that the true ending brings back the final bosses of the PS1 games which is admittedly a pretty cool throwback. It also doesn't help that the quality of the missions wasn't that great either from what I've played. After three games worth of missions that feel purposeful and varied, Another Age goes back to the AC1 formula of plopping you in a arena with a bunch of enemies and having you kill them all for many of its missions. Hell, many of these missions utilize the exact same arenas just with different enemy arrangements and it gets repetitive fast. I'm sure there are plenty of genuinely great missions I probably haven't gotten to yet, but I'd rather play an Armored Core game with 30 missions that are all great than have to wade through the filler. It's a textbook example of quantity over quality, and while Armored Core at its weakest is still pretty fun, I can't say it kept my attention.

I also think it's worth noting that Another Age kinda feels like the end of an era for the series. Gen 1 & 2 are pretty closely connected in terms of their story, aesthetics, soundtrack, and especially the overall tone, which still generally has a sense of fun to it. Gen 3 marks the series' first big reboot and a permanent shift towards much darker territory, so for all its flaws, I do appreciate Another Age being a farewell to the early days of the Armored Core series, nostalgic throwbacks and all. 

C Tier 

Armored Core 3: Armored Core 3 is yet another pretty iterative sequel, not really changing too much aside from QoL improvements. If anything, it's even more iterative than AC2 since it basically reboots the series and copies the story setup wholesale, and the few changes that were made are a bit hit-or-miss with me. So let me get through my issues with AC3 first. The economy feels a lot stricter especially in the early-game, I found myself losing money in missions a lot more often which forced me to grind out arena battles a lot at first. The arena itself while still fun also has less interesting opponents than the ones in MoA and AC2. The story is even more of a slow-burn than the one in AC2 with an even less exciting payoff than the introduction of the Frighteners, and the AI Controller plot just didn't have me as invested as everything involving Leos Klein. I also kinda prefer the more futuristic Martian aesthetics of AC2, they felt a lot slicker and more unique to me, but that's more of a minor subjective thing.

Where AC3 does excel, however, is in its general feeling of refinement across the board. Controls feel even smoother than before, with aerial combat in particular feeling infinitely better and more viable. The mission structure combines that of pretty much all the previous games, so you need to do missions to rank up in the arena, and the missions themselves are segmented into different locations like in Another Age. With 49 total missions, this is also the biggest numbered AC game to date, but it has a much stronger overall quality than AC1 and Another Age especially as it goes on. The emphasis on Raven teamups is pretty unique too. Usually it feels like you're alone and that any Raven "partner" will inevitably turn on you, but you're constantly getting to fight alongside other Ravens and can even hire cohorts on certain missions which is a neat change of pace. The difficulty curve is also the best in the series so far, AC3 does a great job at easing you in unlike AC1 and AC2 and there's an impressive lack of difficulty spikes. I also like the orchestral-techno soundtrack, it gives me some serious Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity vibes, and there are plenty of nice additions like left-handed projectiles and the garage and shop being in the same part of the menu. 

So overall, I did find Armored Core 3 to be yet another really fun Armored Core game, a big step in the right direction after Another Age with the most polish out of any game in the series. However, overall, I was kinda surprised to realize that I think I prefer AC2. Even with AC3's mechanical improvements, I found AC2 to have tighter pacing, a more interesting story, and a better Arena. At this point, I do hope that Fromsoft will start to shake things up a bit more soon because these numbered Armored Core games, while still really good, are starting to feel pretty samey.

B Tier 

Silent Line: Armored Core: Silent Line was the Armored Core game I was looking forward to the most, everything I've heard about it looks right up my alley. Basically Armored Core 3 but with a tighter campaign with more developed missions and nearly double the customization parts? Sounds great! But did Silent Line actually live up to the hype for me? Hell, yeah.

Silent Line is pretty much an improved followup to Armored Core 3, improving on all of its issues and enhancing everything it did right. The way the arena and campaign are structured is pretty much identical, as is the core movement, but everything is just executed slightly better this time around. The campaign is the obvious standout, of course. It is a bit shorter than AC3's campaign but it's a lot tighter in its pacing, with every single mission feeling memorable, developed, creative, and interesting. Silent Line doesn't even suffer from the slow start that other Armored Core games have as its early missions will already have you boarding a submarine, crushing cars to distract the enemy, putting out fires, and trying to differentiate enemies from friendlies without your radar. Most of the missions have multiple moving parts to them and surprise AC battles, and they only get more complex, challenging, and exciting as the game goes on. If I had any gripes, there may be a few too many "protect X" missions, but that's really it. And even then, these are easily the most unique and engaging protection missions to date. Silent Line's mission design is far and away the best in the series so far, leaps and bounds over any prior entry as far as I'm concerned.

I also think the Arena is a solid improvement in a lot of areas. While it still isn't quite as lovably gimmicky as the AC2 Arena, it is a lot more challenging with some of the smartest AC AI to date and the addition of destructible arms forcing you to play a lot more tactically. Silent Line's Arena can't really be brute-forced as easily as the previous arenas, and I think that's for the better. I also think customization and the general economy is the best it's ever been. While the earlier missions may still be a bit tough to profit off of, this game showers you with secret parts that you can find through exploration and completing objectives along with the fact that you can carry over your AC3 mech. The shop also really opens up boasting over 400 parts to try out including a full suite of left-arm projectiles which gives you so many build options. Even the story is a solid improvement with an intriguing mystery plotline about what lies on the surface that culminates in a far better final boss than AC3's and a pretty sweet reveal to cap off the game. The fact that Silent Line takes place above ground this time almost means the environments are way more interesting than the ones in AC3, and the game has this noir-esque foggy atmosphere that really helps it stand out. And of course, best of all, Silent Line's soundtrack is the best one so far as well with a ton of really catchy, moody, and bopping tracks like Scrambling Film, Rise In Arms, and Monkey Likes Daddy.

So yeah, Silent Line: Armored Core is incredible. It's hands down my favorite one so far and it's not even close. While it may seem overly similar to AC3 on the surface and I suppose it is, but everything about it is immaculately well-executed. Between the stellar mission design, engaging Arena, strong atmosphere, immense replay value, and overwhelming customization, Silent Line ticks pretty much all of the Armored Core boxes. If this is the last game with the tank control scheme, I couldn't imagine a better way for it to go out. 

S Tier  

Armored Core Nexus: What the hell did they do?!

Man, I was so excited for Nexus since I knew Fromsoft was finally going to add dual-analog controls, and to give credit where it's due, they're great! The original tank controls have grown on me, but there truly is no denying how much more fluid and natural the analog controls feel and it makes me wish all the previous games used them. However, Nexus makes a lot more changes than just the controls, and most of them are really bad. I'm not even going to talk about the heat changes because that's the least of this game's problems. At the very least, you can circumvent the heat with the right build, though it still doesn't bode well for PvP where the optimal strategy is now just making the opponent overheat. Where Nexus really drops the ball is in terms of its UI and its mission design, so let's start with the UI. 

AC customization has been royally fucked in Nexus. You can't sell your starting parts which is already pretty stupid, but then I learned that using parts causes them to deprecate in sell price. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. The brilliance of Armored Core is that parts sell for the same price that you buy them for, which allows you to freely experiment with customizing your mech at any point. Having parts decrease in price when you try them out kills that sense of experimentation, because now I feel more encouraged to look up the optimal builds to save money rather than mess around on my own. There's a lot of smaller issues with the menu too, though. The shop now looks identical to the garage which means sifting through parts takes a lot longer, you can't load a file from the system menu so you'll have to go back to the title screen if you want to save-scum, the map with all the missions is now completely confusing to navigate, and briefings are incredibly short and not voiced which leaves me feeling like I have way less information going into a mission. I've also seen the criticism that Nexus doesn't really have any branching paths, and failing missions doesn't affect the story in any meaningful way but.. uhh... more on that in a bit.

As for the mission design, Armored Core Nexus feels like such a massive regression from not just the stellar missions of Silent Line, but all the games outside of AC1. Now, most of the missions in Nexus are pretty much just "defeat X enemies", and they're all incredibly short and repetitive. And to top it all off, the Arena as we know it is gone! Instead, Arena missions are peppered throughout the campaign and give you absolutely no freedom in terms of when and how you want to fight each AC. It's a real shame because Nexus does have some cool ideas and features. The story is weirdly light-hearted for an Armored Core game, with brighter environments and a catchy rock soundtrack, only for the phenomenal ending to hit you with the entire world being blown up as you struggle and fail to stop it. This is why I actually kinda like that you have so little agency in Nexus's story. For once, you aren't the most important Raven out there, you are just an average Raven. You are not better than anyone else. Any missions you don't pick will be taken up by other Ravens, and you couldn't even stop the world from ending. It's such a unique direction to take an Armored Core game and I kinda vibe with it. Of course, Nexus is also known for having an entire second disc filled with remade missions from prior games, along with an archive filled with unlockable movies, concept art, and music. This is obviously really cool, and it makes Nexus almost feel like an anniversary game even though it actually isn't.

Armored Core Nexus definitely rivals Another Age in terms of being my least favorite so far, sadly. I do appreciate that Nexus isn't just a selection of missions and actually has a pretty neat story and vibe, along with the Revolution disc, but mechanically I do think Another Age is way better. It's such a shame to have my favorite Armored Core game to date followed up by such a massive drop in quality, but I can only hope that Fromsoft learned from their mistakes with the next game. 

C Tier  

Armored Core: Last Raven: Well, I still don't really have a way to play PS3 games, so I'm gonna have to end my Armored Core marathon here for now (shame, For Answer looks really good). If you're familiar with this series, it shouldn't come as much of a surprise that Last Raven was the Armored Core game I was dreading the most. This is infamously the hardest game in the series, and it's the first game that Hidetaka Miyazaki worked on. And while I have been managing pretty well with the series' difficulty so far, I was worried Last Raven would be a step too far for me.

So here's the thing, I adore Last Raven in terms of its atmosphere and presentation. This game probably has the most developed story out of any Armored Core game to date, with an ingenious premise to boot. Coming off the heels of Nexus' ending, the world is in tatters, every single Raven now has a bounty placed on them, and a war between the Ravens and the corporation is going to wage in 24 hours. It feels like the ultimate culmination of this series' premise, the sense of paranoia that defined AC1 coming to a head as now, truly nowhere is safe. Every single other Raven on the planet is after your head, and depending on the alliances you choose to make, you may end up being the last one remaining. This game is so freaking bleak and I adore it. All the ACs you face have OP-Intensify to show how truly desperate they are to survive. The garage slowly falls apart as the story goes on. And the soundtrack, holy crap the soundtrack. I've heard many say Last Raven has the weakest OST in the series but I couldn't disagree more. Its harsh, abrasive, industrial sound fits the vibe of this game perfectly. It still does have a lot of bangers like Fallin Device, Vague Smoke, and Jean, but the later tracks get increasingly more tense, unhinged, and stress-inducing and it does so much to heighten the mood. No joke, this is on par with Silent Line as one of my favorite OSTs in the series to date.

But then there's the gameplay, and this is where I was a bit more skeptical. Coming off the heels of Nexus, I wondered if Last Raven would actually improve on anything and it mostly did. The UI is generally a lot snappier and more well laid-out, I'd even argue this is the best shop/garage in the series so far. Tuning your parts is more intuitive, you can load from the menu once again, there are proper briefings, and there's even an arena. The mission design is also a lot better, not fully back to the scope of Silent Line's, but they are a lot more inventive and layered. There are still a few frustrating holdovers, particularly the fact that price deprication is still a thing, but for the first few missions, I was having a lot of fun. The addition of branching paths each with different levels of difficulty also allow you to modulate your experience in a way that I find to be pretty cool. But no matter which path you take, you will eventually have to run into an AC, and this is where I started to understand why Last Raven is considered so hard.

So, as I said, all the ACs in this game are on OP-Intensify meaning they're basically cheating. They're way faster and more aggressive than anything you've ever fought in previous games, and each and every one of them is a massive difficulty wall, especially whichever one you fight first. It also doesn't help that parts can now be permanently destroyed, not just your arms temporarily like in Silent Line. And also explosions damage you so blades suck. It says a lot that Last Raven is the game where I finally learned how to properly bunny hop, and even then, I just wasn't enjoying myself with any of these fights. Last Raven is so much fun when you're doing standard missions, but whenever one of those souped-up cheating ACs show up, my enjoyment grinds to a complete halt. So now I'm really split because there's a lot about Last Raven that I love, but I genuinely don't think I can beat it. I've tried, I've been bashing my head at a bunch of these ACs nonstop, but there's only so much sadism I can take. I respect Last Raven to hell and back, but it's not for me. 

It's always a shame when my playthrough of a series ends on a bit of a downer note, as both the Gen 3.5 games left me feeling a bit disappointed. But unlike with Nexus, I still appreciate what Last Raven was going for, and I'd still rank it on the higher end of AC games. Mechanically, it's inarguably one of if not the best Armored Core game so far, and I still think the atmosphere is top-notch. I truly wish it could've been my favorite AC game because it had all the pieces, but the fact is that there is a level of difficulty and brutality that is too much for me to handle. I was hoping that maybe playing through Armored Core would encourage me to give the Souls games a shot, but while I did end up liking AC as a series a lot, I still can't say I feel compelling to try out a Soulslike yet.

B Tier

So overall, I did really enjoy my time with the Armored Core games. Despite their obvious jank, I had such a blast with the Gen 1-3 games and it was exciting to see Fromsoft slowly improve and refine the formula, culminating in Silent Line being so damn good. There truly is a lot to love here, from the banging soundtracks, to the deep customization, to the addictive arena battles, to the dark atmosphere, to those truly special missions that will always stick with you. While it is a shame that Gen 3.5 didn't fully land for me, I'm still glad I gave this series a shot and that I can definitively say that I'm a fan of at least one of From Software's franchises.

Here's my ranking:

  1. Silent Line: Armored Core
  2. Armored Core: Master Of Arena
  3. Armored Core 2
  4. Armored Core: Last Raven 
  5. Armored Core 3 
  6. Armored Core: Project Phantasma
  7. Armored Core
  8. Armored Core: Another Age
  9. Armored Core Nexus 

Well, time to move on to other things while I wait for the ability to play For Answer.

Sunday, August 10, 2025

UFO 50 Mini Reviews

UFO 50 got a Switch port! As someone who likes delving into console libraries, this was a game that always fascinated me so I'm really glad I was able to experience it. And after days and days of sifting through this massive 50-game behemoth, something I've noticed is just how different everyone's rankings are. With the sheer variety of games on offer, UFO 50 forces its players to open up about their personal tastes in games and how it affects their view of the collection as a whole, which I find really cool. So I thought I'd throw my hat into the ring, reviewing each game one by one and giving my own personal ranking at the end. Although, since there's a whopping 50 of these things, I'm also going to challenge myself to review them as succinctly as possible.

Barbuta: This is a game I respect more than I actually enjoy playing. As a joke against the player, I like that this feels authentically from 1982, for better and primarily for worse. The sense of exploration is still pretty well-done, but the sluggish movement doesn't really make me want to explore.

C Tier 

Bug Hunter: I'm not much of a strategy guy, but I still found myself playing this one for a bit. It's easy to pick up and really creative, but the sheer amount of deckbuilding options feels pretty overwhelming and the waves go on for a long time.

C Tier 

Ninpek: A pretty fun autoscrolling arcade game in the vein of Mr Goemon or Psycho Soldier so it's not especially original, but it plays a lot smoother that its inspirations. It's quite short but it makes up for that by being insanely hard.

C Tier 

Paint Chase: This one feels like a cross between New Rally X, Crush Roller, and Vividlope which seemed a bit boring at first but got surprisingly addicting the more I played it. The variety of powerups and stage hazards keep the game feeling fresh across its many stages, and the difficulty curve is quite smooth.

B Tier 

Magic Garden: Snake meets Pac Man. I love the pastel aesthetic here and the music is great, and the pacing is brisk enough that I found myself replaying this one a lot. But with instant deaths, Magic Garden is also very unforgiving to a degree that I found pretty frustrating.

B Tier

Mortol: A super creative puzzle platformer about conserving lives that's dripping with polish, probably the first really high-quality game of the bunch that could easily stand out as its own release. That being said, expect to replay stages a lot because finding the optimal routes will require some heavy foresight and a bit of trial-and-error.

A Tier 

Velgress: Downwell is one of my favorite roguelikes of all time, and Velgress is basically a vertical Downwell. Fast-paced, tightly designed, and incredibly addictive. Deaths can happen in an instant, but restarting is so quick that it's easy to sink hours into slowly chipping away at your record.

S Tier 

Planet Zoldath: A very boring roguelike about communicating with aliens. So much of it is RNG, down to even figuring out which aliens won't harm you, and the gameplay loop just didn't keep my interest at all. The first UFO 50 stinker as far as I'm concerned.

F Tier 

Attactics: I was shocked at how much I enjoyed this one. While a bit mindless, this is a very fun and fast-paced RTS with an impressive amount of content and a lot of charm. The campaign does an excellent job at slowly adding in new mechanics to keep things fresh too.

A Tier 

Devilition: A fine enough puzzle game about triggering chain reactions that can feel a bit too luck-based and slow-paced to be fully enjoyable. The concept is cool, but the execution could've been a bit more interesting.

D Tier 

Kick Club: Of course I was gonna adore the Bubble Bobble clone. Bright, colorful, fluid, and fun to master, Kick Club may be one of the more traditional UFO 50 games but it's no less fun and replayable.

A Tier

Avianos: Okay now this is a strategy game that I just couldn't vibe with. It's not bad for what it is and the concept of making prayers to different idols is neat, but I found it dreadfully boring.

D Tier 

Mooncat: A solid contender for my favorite UFO 50 game. I adore Mooncat's surreal atmosphere, and learning the unconventional controls was immensely satisfying, especially when I was able to use that experience to find hidden routes upon replays. This was the first UFO 50 game I was able to beat, it was just that good.

S+ Tier

Bushido Ball: A competent but very basic sports game that I got tired of pretty fast. It plays well and the aesthetic is pretty charming, but the character balancing is rough and there wasn't enough to keep battles feeling fresh, at least in single-player.

C Tier

Block Koala: This is just a weird take on Sokoban. I personally like puzzle games and Sokoban for that matter so I thought Block Koala was pretty fun, but I'm not gonna lie and say this one was breaking any new ground. Though the undo function and level editor are great additions.

C Tier 

Camouflage: Now this is a great puzzle game, incredibly creative and intuitive with its concept of playing a stealth game as a chameleon. Each level comes with a ton of ah-ha moments and being able to rewind whenever you mess up is a nice touch. It's a bit on the short side though, this concept could easily sustain an entire fully-priced release.

A Tier 

Campanella: This game reminds me a lot of Hot Air from Nitrome, tasking you with carefully navigating through tight corridors without touching the walls. It's tough but the controls feel great, the levels are quite varied, and there's lots of hidden secrets to find, no wonder this was UFOSoft's biggest hit.

S Tier 

Golfaria: I really like this one conceptually, being a top-down open-world Zelda-like controlled entirely by hitting a golf ball around. It looks and plays nice too, and there's a lot to discover. However, I think the concept of having limited strokes holds Golfaria back severely by punishing you for exploring. Minit, this one is not.

D Tier 

The Big Bell Race: Possibly the easiest and shortest UFO 50 game, being a racing game spinoff of Campanella with very exploitable AI. This is the first game I cherried, but I still had a great time with it because of the chaotic UFO combat and item balancing. I can see this being a total hit in multiplayer.

A Tier 

Warptank: The control scheme for Warptank is simple but very effective in how it blends puzzle with action, and with a good amount of levels, a big hub to explore, and lots of varied level gimmicks, this game could easily stand out as its own release. If it wasn't for the jittery scrolling, an authentic addition that I could see hurting some people's eyes, this would rival Mooncat as my favorite UFO 50 game.

S Tier  

Waldorf's Journey: Out of all the games in UFO 50, this one feels the most like a flash game, even with its poppy rainbow aesthetics. It's really short and very basic, though there is just enough RNG to make it frustratingly kinda addictive.

D Tier 

Porgy: Porgy is a slightly better Golfaria. Having to return to your base every time you get an item or run low on fuel is still kind of annoying, but the smoother gameplay, stellar atmosphere, and more intuitive map design made it a bit more palatable for me.

C Tier 

Onion Delivery: Onion Delivery is purposefully chaotic, basically asking what if Crazy Taxi had zombies, aliens, bad weather conditions, and onions that chased after you. The controls are unweildy maybe even to a fault, but I do think it adds to the hectic and unhinged vibe that makes this one so charming.

B Tier

Caramel Caramel: Man, this one's frustrating. I love shmups and Caramel Caramel has so much going for it, between the smooth controls, lush visuals, and fun camera mechanic reminiscent of Touhou 9.5. However, the godawful lives system that starts you off with nothing holds the game back from being a potential favorite, and is all the more baffling considering other shmups from the 80s were never this strict with lives. 

C Tier 

Party House: A pretty fun strategic deck-builder with a really clever and creative concept. While I personally didn't find Party House as addicting as some others may have felt, I still found it to be pretty charming and enjoyable. It feels like the winner of a game jam, and I mean that in a good way.

A Tier 

Hot Foot: This might be a bit of a hot take (no pun intended) but I found this more fun than Bushido Ball. It's a bit slower paced, but tossing beanbags around is suitably chaotic and frantic. I just wish my AI partner wouldn't keep getting in the way.

B Tier 

Divers: Booooooorrrrriiiiiiinnnnngggggg... This game has you slowly dive downwards through dark sea tunnels while grinding out turn-based battles. I like that most of the games force you to learn for yourself, but Divers' mechanics are so complex that I found the lack of guidance to be a massive detriment. Atmosphere is pretty neat though.

F Tier 

Rail Heist: Rail Heist manages to condense an immersive stealth sim into such a small and focused package and it's wonderful. The concept alone of a game entirely composed of western train heists is so cool, and each stage gives you tons of different options for completing it. An easy standout for me.

S Tier 

Vainger: Metroid crossed with Metal Storm? Sign me the hell up! This is a really solid metroidvania with a fairly open map that is still able to guide you in the right direction. My one gripe is that enemies don't give you health, something even the original NES Metroid did, but that's a really small issue. Otherwise, Vainger is another banger.

S Tier  

Rock On Island: Pretty fun tower defense game that's very easy to pick up and have a good time with. It's not the most ground-breaking one out there, but the way it plays out like a top-down RPG and the fun synergistic strategies you can come up with make for yet another great one.

A Tier 

Pingolf: Pingolf is as fun as it is comically frustrating. The dunk mechanic is such a cool concept for a golfing game, and the course design utilizes it incredibly well. But man, does it feel like the pits are perfectly placed for my golf ball to end up in every single time. It could just be a skill issue, but hey, at least I'm still enjoying myself.

A Tier 

Mortol II: Ehhh, Mortol II certainly isn't bad but it isn't quite as cool as the original. The open world and 99 lives system means that it just isn't as tight as the first Mortol, and suffers from a similar trial-and-error element to Golfaria and Porgy. It's a solid platformer that plays well, but I didn't find it too amazing.

C Tier 

Fist Hell: Fist Hell suffers from a similar issue to Caramel Caramel in that it's a really fun beat-em-up with lots of charm, cool environmental interaction, and exciting setpieces, but the difficulty is just a bit too overtuned with how many enemies there are.

C Tier 

Overbold: Overbold is for the most part a pretty fun arena-based roguelike with some cool concepts like the ability to choose to raise the enemy count for a higher price, but the massive difficulty spike that is the final match feels like it comes a bit too soon.

B Tier 

Campanella 2: An incredibly unique blend of Blaster Master, Campanella, and Spelunky that is certainly fun, but definitely shows off why I don't love roguelikes. The RNG level design just feels sloppier than the tight design of the original Campanella and runs are long enough that dying really stings. Props for having a health bar though.

C Tier 

Hyper Contender: This might be one of UFO 50's biggest sleeper hits, and easily my favorite out of the fighting/sports games. Basically a 2D Power Stone where every character has an entirely unique moveset and projectile arc making each match feel really engaging, and I love the gothic atmosphere too.

A Tier 

Valbrace: I wasn't expecting much from the dungeon crawler but Valbrace is actually really good? It's really fast-paced and snappy, and the real-time battle system is super unique and fun, almost reminds me of Crossed Swords. 

A Tier 

Rakshasa: I like the concept of how death works in this game, but the actual platforming mechanics aren't the best. For what's supposed to be a clone of Ghosts & Goblins, a very fast and frantic game, you move really slow here and it makes dealing with the fast-moving enemies pretty frustrating.

D Tier 

Star Waspir: Geez, what's with the shmups in this game? Like with Caramel Caramel, Star Waspir is really crunchy, plays quite well, and is generally pretty fun. But also like with Caramel Caramel, it gives you like barely any lives off the bat and immediately throws you into the deep end.

C Tier 

Grimstone: Grimstone just impresses me, a full Final Fantasy-esque RPG set in a unique western setting with timing-based combat and even the ability to choose your party. While it does suffer from the same grinding issues that many games of the era suffer from, especially considering XP is evenly distributed among your party for some odd reason, I still have to give this one a ton of respect.

B Tier 

Lords Of Diskonia: This is kind of a funny strategy game, with combat mostly consisting of literally flinging different enemy types at each other. It can be a bit slow since players still have to take turns, but I can see this being pretty dumb fun with a friend.

B Tier 

Night Manor: A horror point-and click, it's a fun tone shift compared to the otherwise lighthearted collection with great atmosphere. I think I still prefer more standard survival horrors to the Clock Tower formula, but this is still an undeniably well-crafted game.

B Tier 

Elfazar's Hat: Could it be? A shmup that starts you off with three lives?! Elfazar's Hat is still brutal, but it feels way more in line with other games of the era on top of being an adorable throwback to Pocky & Rocky with a snappy dodge move, fun level design, and gorgeous pastel visuals.

A Tier 

Pilot Quest: I'm pretty split on this one because I don't exactly like idle games, though this one seems more involved than most since it does actually play out like a standard adventure game. The presentation is quite nice, I just find grinding for crystals and doing fetch quests really damn boring.

C Tier 

Mini & Max: Yeah, this one's pretty great. A very fun and creative exploration game that turns a small closet into a big open world. I don't think it hit quite like Mooncat did for me, but it's still a ton of fun and an easy Top 3 contender.

S Tier 

Combatants: I can forgive Combatants being in this collection because it's obviously meant to be the point where UFOSoft lost their way, but that doesn't make it good. This game is slow, boring, and lacks any of the fun factor or strategy of something like Attactics or Lords Of Diskonia.

F Tier 

Quibble Race: Okay so I already wasn't gonna like the race betting one but on my first playthrough, I bet on a Quibble with a 100% win rate only for it to get sick and die. What an amazing first impression. I like all the references to other UFO 50 games, it is quite charming, but this shit isn't fun.

D Tier 

Seaside Drive: Yeah, this one's a banger. OutRun crossed with a shmup is such a bonkers premise executed near perfectly. There's a bit of a learning curve to managing your ammo but once it clicks, this game feels so juicy and satisfying, and the backgrounds are lovely.

S Tier 

Campanella 3: I've mostly been able to adjust to UFO 50's more unconventional control schemes, but Campanella 3 is the one case where it feels like it's actively detracting from what's otherwise a pretty good game. This is a mostly fun and creative 3D shmup, but shooting enemies on your axis feels really clunky with how you have to be moving in a direction away from your target.

B Tier

Cyber Owls: Cyber Owls feels like it was intended to be UFOSoft's last ditch effort, throwing everything they could at the wall to see what stuck. The result is very uneven but there's some great stuff here. The Shatterhand stage was awesome and could easily have been my favorite UFO 50 game if it was its own thing. The gallery shooter was also pretty good, if unoriginal. The stealth and especially the racing shmup levels, on the other hand, were a bit weaker, not enough to bring down the game massively for me but weaker nonetheless. A solid final game, I'd say.

B Tier 

So, what did I think about UFO 50? Well, overall, I like it a lot. This is a very impressive collection with plenty of great games that I found myself adoring like Mooncat, Velgress, Rail Heist, Warptank, Vainger, and Seaside Drive. It's more than worth its price for those games alone, and the whole metatextual element of how UFO 50 details the history of a fictional console developer from the 80s is fascinating. However, there's a sense of inconsistency here that I found increasingly frustrating as the collection went on. Not an inconsistency with the quality of the games, that I'm fine with, but an inconsistency with how these games stick to UFO 50's rules.

So games like Barbuta or Cyber Owls are purposefully designed with the meta context in mind, Barbuta feeling like an authentic 1982 game and Cyber Owls feeling like a rushed product by a struggling game developer. But then, there's games like Ninpek or Camouflage that feel deliberately modernized, either through more fluid controls or more generous design. That would be cool if the whole collection was like that, but there's also instances like Caramel Caramel and Star Waspir starting you off with barely any lives, Vainger not giving you health by killing enemies, Rakshasa's slow movement, the lack of any guidance even though manuals existed, all these design choices that feel regressive even compared to the 80s games they're based on. Why does Warptank have jittery scrolling but not Mortol which came out years before it? Why is Star Waspir 16:9 when it's a vertical shmup? I hate to say it but I just can't fully buy the fictional console narrative when most of these games either feel like worse versions of classic retro games or creative game jam games that don't exactly feel retro.

Still, even with those flaws, this is still, at its core, a collection of 50 games with at least half of them being pretty great, which is way more than I can say about UFO 50's main inspiration, the legendarily bad Action 52. And at the very least, I don't think I'll ever forget Mooncat any time soon.

4.5/5 Stars 

So to wrap this up, here's my ranking: 

  1. Mooncat
  2. Warptank
  3. Mini & Max
  4. Rail Heist
  5. Vainger
  6. Seaside Drive 
  7. Velgress
  8. Campanella
  9. Mortol
  10. Camouflage
  11. Party House
  12. Valbrace
  13. Pingolf
  14. Kick Club
  15. Hyper Contender
  16. Elfazar's Hat
  17. Attactics
  18. Rock On! Island
  19. Grimstone
  20. Night Manor
  21. The Big Bell Race 
  22. Paint Chase 
  23. Overbold
  24. Cyber Owls 
  25. Magic Garden
  26. Campanella 3 
  27. Hot Foot 
  28. Lords Of Diskonia
  29. Campanella 2
  30. Caramel Caramel
  31. Onion Delivery
  32. Block Koala
  33. Ninpek
  34. Fist Hell
  35. Star Waspir
  36. Porgy
  37. Bug Hunter
  38. Mortol II
  39. Pilot Quest
  40. Bushido Ball
  41. Golfaria
  42. Rakshasa
  43. Devilition
  44. Barbuta
  45. Avianos
  46. Waldorf's Journey
  47. Quibble Race 
  48. Planet Zoldath
  49. Divers
  50. Combatants